Massage Parlor Reports

[Conejo Joe]

Quick summary: Ask for Emma instead.

I met with Christy this week. Cute enough, B man mades, tattoo on stomach probably due to c-section. I was there before noon, but she was already "tired" and I only got 10 seconds of CG. Only a few minutes of action before she offered CIM. She didn't complete CIM and no after massage like Emma.

[TheSunDevil]

Not seeing 100 out the door anywhere around here, so please share that, many people would love to partake.

$100 out the door sounds sketchy. Like when a deal is too good anywhere else I am normally skeptical. Please report back.

[Kester Diamond]

Sounds like the rates here are not much better than San Diego at the AMPs. 60/140 is way too high for me when you can get an independent for 60-100 out the door. 120 total is my absolute upper limit for any service really.

Not seeing 100 out the door anywhere around here, so please share that, many people would love to partake.

[JayLake]

Sounds like the rates here are not much better than San Diego at the AMPs. 60/140 is way too high for me when you can get an independent for 60-100 out the door. 120 total is my absolute upper limit for any service really.

[Riffraff26]

Any word on the legendary Mya? I see her ads are still up. I've tried called to no avail. Most recent ad she's in central Phoenix but that's about as detailed as it gets. Anyone have any clue to where she is?

Last time I knew she was at USA at 51st and Cactus near one of our other favorites on this side of town.

[Kester Diamond]

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Serious question for you all.

Do you all not do diligent homework on these providers?

I google search their phone numbers, I search their names and emails, and I use the search function on this site before I even reach out for the first time.

If you don't maybe y'all should, because this happens way to often for guys seeing know poor providers. You should only get got when you are taking one for the team and seeing a new provider with no digital footprint.

[KhromedHome]

Saw this one the other day:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nly-27232.html

A true freak, and not in a good way. There's a reason she blots out her face in the ads.

Including tip and the extra $40 missing out of my wallet (don't ever use the restroom when your pants are still in the livig room), total damages $240. Lesson learned.

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[Skippy16]

Saw this one the other day:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...nly-27232.html

A true freak, and not in a good way. There's a reason she blots out her face in the ads.

Including tip and the extra $40 missing out of my wallet (don't ever use the restroom when your pants are still in the livig room), total damages $240. Lesson learned.

[AzHooligan]

Man I wish we had some full service spots in chandler like tops or spring, or am I just missing them?

[Davig]

Was on the Westside in Sun City stopped by Nirvana. Walked in, and Chloe met me at the door. Our time together was awesome and amazing. She started off with a smile, a hug, and helped me undress. Then a VERY nice table shower. Not just a wash-up but also extremely erotic and fulfilling. Let's just say that Chole knows her way around a table shower table.

Back in the room I experienced one of the best BBBJs. Great attention to the balls too. Great eye contact. She's so good that I would have walked away happy with nothing more than the table shower and BJ. But there was more!

Put the cover on and went into CFS with Chole totally present and focused on our interaction. She keeps looking into my eyes and I look into hers as we started in in Mish position.

I loved how her butt felt in my hands so I turned her over to explore her from behind, 1st Lazy Doggie for a bit but I had to move to regular doggy, her body was too perfect for it. In DS on the table I could watch us in the mirror and the view was just perfect.

Totally recommended.

[Luis2]

I'm not regular at AMPs, but periodic visitor. Also have couple semi regular escorts I enjoy and go frequent south of border. I'm in east valley and have had a handful of trips to tops, aloha, golf and couple others in past. After reading Emma review at great, I decided to head west. My 1st visit there, called a few minutes out and Emma greeted me. What a Rockstar experience which I will repeat. Extensive cleanup on mat in shower room and some BBBJ. On to the room and my best ever AMP experience. I could not last the hour and she tried to coax round 2 out of me plus a good massage. Usual $160 plus 60 for room. I will be a regular till she leaves and she shared next stop is tops or aloha. Also sent Vicki in for a greeting. She looks great and fun also. Again Emma is a keeper. Stay safe.

[CoqueMeat]

For me, it's a Vending machine vs a prepared meal. Both can satisfy your hunger. But you walk right up to one, put your money in, and out pops food. The other needs time and preparation.

The vending machine may have old food or the prepared meal may not taste good, so there's no guarantees either way.

Hi Fellow Mongers.

I'm looking to jump into the MP Services (both AMP and LMP), wondering what's the upside of those services vs going with an escort? I can't believe a decent massage is the end game, but rather the HE. Is it the cost, availability, variety of ladies? I'm trying to define the pros / cons of the 2, but lack the MP experience to realistically understand that expectation.

What's your pros / cons?

BrowsingDude.

[PowerZ]

Stopped in Aloha today and met with Crystal.

Tight little body with natural B's. Beautiful little package. I went in around 10:45 am which is unusual for me as I prefer the evening. Anyway she was fantastic and a very good GFE. . 6 for the hour an $. 6 for the donation. She didn't rush me and we took our time. I spent some time massaging her and exploring her body. Probably one of the best AMP experiences I've had.

[MontataBoy]

Hi Fellow Mongers.

I'm looking to jump into the MP Services (both AMP and LMP), wondering what's the upside of those services vs going with an escort? I can't believe a decent massage is the end game, but rather the HE. Is it the cost, availability, variety of ladies? I'm trying to define the pros / cons of the 2, but lack the MP experience to realistically understand that expectation.

What's your pros / cons?

BrowsingDude.

For me it's availability, you get the itch and you can immediately scratch it. Relative cost certainty is a plus as well. In the valley it's typically. 4/,6 and a 1. 6 tip for the full treatment. Variety is a plus as well. New girls every month. If you go to a tried and true parlor safety is a plus as well. Cons? You will get the occasional poor performance and sometimes the gold diggers.

[MontataBoy]

Walked in and YuYu met me in the lobby. Petite, little Bs, and welcoming. I knew I was in for a good time. She took me to the room and I paid the hour (. 6) door fee and handed her the $. 6 tip and said I'd like to start with a table shower. She smiled, gave me a hug and a squeeze. I got undressed and sat on the table with the towel around my waist. In walk a second woman who introduces herself as Sophia. Pulls out her C boobs and gives me a hug and a squeeze asking if I want four hands. I politely decline but tell her I'd love to see her in the future.

YuYu returns and takes me to the shower. Shower is interesting as it also doubles as the bathroom. Great thorough job as usual. A welcome return after a summer in the Illinois AMP desert! Back scrub, body slide, then TUMA. She heard my appreciative moans and asked if I'd like a FUMA. I couldn't say no so I got up on my knees and she went to work. Inside and milking me. If I were younger I couldn't have lasted. But now I enjoyed it. I flipped over and a nice BBBJ ensued. Finally I was getting close and suggested we retire to the room. On the way back saw LuLu in the hallway and I'd love to see her as well.

Back in the room she gave some nice back massage for 10 minutes, finishing in some nice teasing of the boys. Flipped over and she went into some more BBBJ. Then she asked if I wanted boom, boom, and of course I said yes. On went the cover and we started with her lying on the table. While I like the view, the table was too low and I asked her to turn over and went doggy. She asked for it hard and I delivered the load in the cover. Laid down and she got the hot towel to clean up. Then asked me to turn over for 15 more minutes of massage. Hug, a bottle of water and I'm on my way out. Definitely my go to in AZ. Will be back to sample LuLu and Sophia.