Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

**HappyRob** · 10-17-23 23:23

Thanks gents for clarifying 80 for 45 min, yeah better options out there.

P.S. Nitro your killing me with the Cisco can LOL. Yikes.

Originally Posted by NitroPimp [View Original Post]

No, Happy rarely does a massage but you can request her. Both ladies are 60+ year old And big cans. C. F. S. With her once. Meh. They both have dry skin on their hands.

Their hands get rough because they use a type of grease in a tub that seems like Crisco, I shit you not. They have to wash their hands with detergent because it's like Vaseline, it makes the skin dry.

Ask for lotion. Or bring your own. I ask for lotion at most spas because the oil is hard to clean off of your skin and lotion is better for you anyhow. A hot towel gets most of it but they always miss your crack and other parts and it stains your underwear and t-shirts etc. Also, when I shower at home the tub floor gets oily and stains a little, easily cleaned with Scrubbing Bubbles.

80 for 45 minutes + tip. Fuck that.

**JustAMonger** · 10-16-23 16:11

Originally Posted by HappyRob [View Original Post]

I'm confused, is Happy the old lady with the hard sandpaper rough hands? Big jugs tho.

Its been a while there, and they want 80 for hour now?

No, Happy rarely does a massage but you can request her. Both ladies are 60+ year old And big cans. C. F. S. With her once. Meh. They both have dry skin on their hands.

Their hands get rough because they use a type of grease in a tub that seems like Crisco, I shit you not. They have to wash their hands with detergent because it's like Vaseline, it makes the skin dry.

Ask for lotion. Or bring your own. I ask for lotion at most spas because the oil is hard to clean off of your skin and lotion is better for you anyhow. A hot towel gets most of it but they always miss your crack and other parts and it stains your underwear and t-shirts etc. Also, when I shower at home the tub floor gets oily and stains a little, easily cleaned with Scrubbing Bubbles.

80 for 45 minutes + tip. Fuck that.

**DudeDudeDoo** · 10-16-23 15:43

I live at the navy base in Great Lakes. I've made trips down to X before they closed and some place in kenosha I can't remember. Both of those places are a ways away. I was wondering if anyone knows any places closer to me? Tried apple foot reflex in round lake but although mama was looking good she was turned off by my age and only allowed me a SS. If you know FS places that would be amazing if not I've been meaning to slow down and go hands only instead. Please help a horny young man.

**MainDude** · 10-15-23 14:34

Originally Posted by HappyRob [View Original Post]

I'm confused, is Happy the old lady with the hard sandpaper rough hands? Big jugs tho.

Its been a while there, and they want 80 for hour now?

It's 80 for 45 minutes. Definitely better options.

**HappyRob** · 10-15-23 14:13

I'm confused, is Happy the old lady with the hard sandpaper rough hands? Big jugs tho.

Its been a while there, and they want 80 for hour now?

Originally Posted by NitroPimp [View Original Post]

She's still there, we used to call her "Big Cans". Haven't been there for a while but I stopped in and said hello hoping there was a youngster like Jenny who worked there a few years ago but it was Happy and an even older lady. Had to pass.

**JustAMonger** · 09-29-23 16:54

Originally Posted by IMissCutler [View Original Post]

I'm never up this way so was just wondering if it's worth a trip. Heard Happy who used to be at United in Norridge is at Lily spa in lake villa. She had huge naturals and is older. Probably about 60 now but she had amazing lot huge naturals on a skinny Asian frame. Just was wondering if anyone has seen her. I talked with her about 2 years ago and she was there but since then I've lost communication.

She's still there, we used to call her "Big Cans". Haven't been there for a while but I stopped in and said hello hoping there was a youngster like Jenny who worked there a few years ago but it was Happy and an even older lady. Had to pass.

**TechLambo** · 09-25-23 12:58

Originally Posted by IMissCutler [View Original Post]

I'm never up this way so was just wondering if it's worth a trip. Heard Happy who used to be at United in Norridge is at Lily spa in lake villa. She had huge naturals and is older. Probably about 60 now but she had amazing lot huge naturals on a skinny Asian frame. Just was wondering if anyone has seen her. I talked with her about 2 years ago and she was there but since then I've lost communication.

If you're into that, sure. I stopped by there few months ago and mamasan was an older lady, must be around 60-65 and apparently she was the MT as well.

**CakeLover13** · 09-25-23 07:43

Hey I've never been to lily too far from me, but Happy OMG I remember her, seen her and many others at United. Long ago, always a fun time with her.

Originally Posted by IMissCutler [View Original Post]

I'm never up this way so was just wondering if it's worth a trip. Heard Happy who used to be at United in Norridge is at Lily spa in lake villa. She had huge naturals and is older. Probably about 60 now but she had amazing lot huge naturals on a skinny Asian frame. Just was wondering if anyone has seen her. I talked with her about 2 years ago and she was there but since then I've lost communication.

**IMissCutler** · 09-25-23 07:16

I'm never up this way so was just wondering if it's worth a trip. Heard Happy who used to be at United in Norridge is at Lily spa in lake villa. She had huge naturals and is older. Probably about 60 now but she had amazing lot huge naturals on a skinny Asian frame. Just was wondering if anyone has seen her. I talked with her about 2 years ago and she was there but since then I've lost communication.

**TechLambo** · 09-19-23 17:13

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Any one know what happened to Linda at Soul Mind Bodywork on Grand Ave? Older P. Are. With nice tits. Used to advertise using a pic of her at a slot machine.

You still didn't give up on that place? I tried my luck quite a few times but nothing so I gave up.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 09-19-23 16:44

Any one know what happened to Linda at Soul Mind Bodywork on Grand Ave? Older P. Are. With nice tits. Used to advertise using a pic of her at a slot machine.

**HankyDaPanky** · 07-11-23 17:03

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

Lake Spa, on 120, little mall next to Lucky Emma's.

Excellent massage, thorough deep tissue. Not a hint of extra handling however. Need a good massage? $70.

It is called "taking one for the team" gentlemen.

**HankyDaPanky** · 07-10-23 09:09

Lake Spa, on 120, little mall next to Lucky Emma's.

Excellent massage, thorough deep tissue. Not a hint of extra handling however. Need a good massage? $70.

**JSaxton35** · 07-07-23 18:31

Originally Posted by Hammerhead2 [View Original Post]

The ad is there. North is purposely misspelled, I figure.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../22855695.html

I stopped by earlier this week. It's the same girl that has been there for the last month. Unfortunately for me the menu was limited. Nice girl though!