Stupid Shit in NoVa

**CollegeParkBoy** · 09-22-23 17:40

Originally Posted by SwiftChariot [View Original Post]

Has my mind gone past the point of normalcy? I am half tempted to respond to this ad asking if they "do dates." Now I am littered with these "women's cothes" ads on FB marketplace. My wife asks me why and I say I am shopping for her.

You never know though. You might hit a winner. While you're on marketplace check out the wedding dress section (or search it) apparently that's the way to go. FYI. Later.

**SwiftChariot** · 09-22-23 15:05

Has my mind gone past the point of normalcy? I am half tempted to respond to this ad asking if they "do dates." Now I am littered with these "women's cothes" ads on FB marketplace. My wife asks me why and I say I am shopping for her.

**NeoPS** · 09-22-23 12:50

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

I don't even think a JAMP exists in NOVA unless you want to count Moon Palace.

Couldnt even find a Japanese massage parlor when I went to Tokyo over a decade ago. Finding a joint that would even take an American is rare and when I managed to do it, the girls at the place were Thai! Couldnt even score with home field advantage tsk tsk

Def not Japanese if they were using such a title for a listing. It's like you'll never find a CAMP listing titled "wreck me like the Japs did Nanjing".

Visited Tokyo last Nov and my friend (female) took me to a legit massage parlor. They do take foreigners, but the place was run by foreigners.

**Eerock** · 09-21-23 20:47

Originally Posted by NeoPS [View Original Post]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ch.../23069272.html

Couldn't help laughing at the title.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49330531

**TheDrowned** · 09-21-23 17:01

Originally Posted by NeoPS [View Original Post]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ch.../23069272.html

Couldn't help laughing at the title.

I don't even think a JAMP exists in NOVA unless you want to count Moon Palace.

Couldn’t even find a Japanese massage parlor when I went to Tokyo over a decade ago. Finding a joint that would even take an American is rare and when I managed to do it, the girls at the place were Thai! Couldn’t even score with home field advantage tsk tsk

**NeoPS** · 09-21-23 12:45

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ch.../23069272.html

Couldn't help laughing at the title.

**PilotAviator** · 09-19-23 21:25

Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]

In defense of the senior membership, I want to say that many are on edge because of what appears to be several fake ads being posted these last two months. Some read like a pussified google ad; some don't make sense and many sound like they have been put through a translator. Some languages just don't come out the other end very well into English. I have been a member for a total of two years, and I have not experienced this before; we are all protective of our little fiefdom here at the Forum and especially this board. Anyhow you should not take this the wrong way. We want you to post and contribute. You will find that all members are receptive even though some may be difficult at times, but it all comes out in the wash.

I want to share with you my experience on my very first post, maybe this will help:

After reading the Forum for two weeks I decided I was ready to comment on someone else's review. I did and then I asked a question and formulated an assumption. I was excited to participate. Well, after a few hours someone picked up my post and wrote a response, but this was not any ordinary senior member; this guy had some 500 posts to his name. I was beside myself thinking that I had made a great impression on this gent. Well with a few short sentences Mr. Serpico, (he is really a pussy cat) proceeded to dismember my comment and he threw it back at me.

Now, I am several months shy of my 70th decade but I was embarrassed to say the least, but I persisted, and I have had an enjoyable time, posting close to 100 times with some fun reviews. This is what it's all about plus you will make several friends through PM. Just post and have fun. And always be nice to the gals.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

I am not yet 7-decades (but am close) -- and I applaud all mongers (men and women) who are actual practitioners of the hobby and share information (not shills, managers, etc.).

It is a YMMV hobby. And many of us are not FS clients, but are looking to enjoy massage, personal time, and a fun sensual experience. PJ. Thanks (great words) // Retire. Good on you!

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**PuntaJaco43** · 09-19-23 16:28

Originally Posted by Retire [View Original Post]

My report wasn't fake and it wasn't even much in the way of anything new as a review. I was just reflecting on how two of us could receive essentially the same service, but feel differently about the experience. There are two sides to YMMV, I guess. Sometimes we get different services. Sometimes we are looking for different things. I agree that it makes sense to evaluate reviewers as well as reviews. I try to find reviewers who seem to be looking for the same kind of experience that I prefer and give particular credence to their reviews, for me. I haven't reviewed much on this board and I'm just "regular," but I'm real and probably more "senior" in age than 90 percent. Anyway, be kind and stay careful out there.

In defense of the senior membership, I want to say that many are on edge because of what appears to be several fake ads being posted these last two months. Some read like a pussified google ad; some don't make sense and many sound like they have been put through a translator. Some languages just don't come out the other end very well into English. I have been a member for a total of two years, and I have not experienced this before; we are all protective of our little fiefdom here at the Forum and especially this board. Anyhow you should not take this the wrong way. We want you to post and contribute. You will find that all members are receptive even though some may be difficult at times, but it all comes out in the wash.

I want to share with you my experience on my very first post, maybe this will help:

After reading the Forum for two weeks I decided I was ready to comment on someone else's review. I did and then I asked a question and formulated an assumption. I was excited to participate. Well, after a few hours someone picked up my post and wrote a response, but this was not any ordinary senior member; this guy had some 500 posts to his name. I was beside myself thinking that I had made a great impression on this gent. Well with a few short sentences Mr. Serpico, (he is really a pussy cat) proceeded to dismember my comment and he threw it back at me.

Now, I am several months shy of my 70th decade but I was embarrassed to say the least, but I persisted, and I have had an enjoyable time, posting close to 100 times with some fun reviews. This is what it's all about plus you will make several friends through PM. Just post and have fun. And always be nice to the gals.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

**Retire** · 09-19-23 10:36

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

I'm reading more and more of what sound like fake posts here on the NOVA forum. Is that her in the photo, if so she does look conversational and engaging with that knowing smile. While most sound as if they were written by a handler, she looks as if she could've written it herself.

My report wasn't fake and it wasn't even much in the way of anything new as a review. I was just reflecting on how two of us could receive essentially the same service, but feel differently about the experience. There are two sides to YMMV, I guess. Sometimes we get different services. Sometimes we are looking for different things. I agree that it makes sense to evaluate reviewers as well as reviews. I try to find reviewers who seem to be looking for the same kind of experience that I prefer and give particular credence to their reviews, for me. I haven't reviewed much on this board and I'm just "regular," but I'm real and probably more "senior" in age than 90 percent. Anyway, be kind and stay careful out there.

**SiviWalks** · 09-18-23 16:34

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

I'm reading more and more of what sound like fake posts here on the NOVA forum. Is that her in the photo, if so she does look conversational and engaging with that knowing smile. While most sound as if they were written by a handler, she looks as if she could've written it herself.

I've noticed the same thing on the PG / MD forums. The two about a spa near the MGM being obvious as hell.

**LowerBackPain** · 09-18-23 13:07

I'm reading more and more of what sound like fake posts here on the NOVA forum. Is that her in the photo, if so she does look conversational and engaging with that knowing smile. While most sound as if they were written by a handler, she looks as if she could've written it herself.

Originally Posted by Retire [View Original Post]

I read this review and could not help thinking about how different guys can feel so differently about what seems to have been very similar activities. The facts of encounters seem to be nearly identical, but I thoroughly enjoyed Enya. To me she was the plumpish MILF next door that would have driven me crazy if actually next door. Enya smiled, laughed and teased for the entire time I was with her. I loved every minute of it. I asked for light massage and that's what I got. I paid for nuru, up front with a reasonable tip, and that's what I got with a sensual BtB and a great HE finish. She does keep panties on. I find her delightful. If you are okay with her limits, she is a coquettish bundle of fun. I assume both our experiences and reactions are real. We just came away feeling very differently about Enya. Play safe out there.

**Shinshi** · 09-15-23 08:16

Originally Posted by Shinshi86 [View Original Post]

Yup, that's her. Just realized that I'd followed both their Instagram profiles back then. I'm not on social media much these days, but just figured it wouldn't be cool putting that out there for all the forum at large to see. * though is a whole other story, haha.

Had a good laugh this morning after looking at yesterday's post linked above. Since when did Only Here Fans (minus "here") start getting bleeped out in this forum? Seems a random & bizarre thing to censor, and was just curious.

**Member #6915** · 09-10-23 07:20

Originally Posted by Pbarber307 [View Original Post]

Looks like one of you punters finally found a girl with a pale blue hijab.

https://efukt.com/1273_Middle_Easter...Talk_Fail.html https://efukt.com/1273_Middle_Easter...Talk_Fail.html.

Funny and F-d up at the same time. None of the porn I've ever clicked on, has been like this. I know I can find a use for this dirty talk video. The overseas call centers scammers that try to rip people off. I'm sure they're going to enjoy hearing this soundtrack.

**Pbarber307** · 09-08-23 01:57

Looks like one of you punters finally found a girl with a pale blue hijab.

https://efukt.com/1273_Middle_Easter...Talk_Fail.html https://efukt.com/1273_Middle_Easter...Talk_Fail.html.

**DarkRai2** · 07-09-23 08:55

Originally Posted by Derilious89 [View Original Post]

Simply put, vote on issues not parties.

As Derilious89 stated above, they are correct. Some complain about Montgomery Co but look at what a school board member claimed about Muslim parents who simply wanted the ability to opt out their children from the trans-LGBTQ sex education classes. Or Loudoun Cnty's AG going after that father who's daughter was raped in a school bathroom for his reaction at a school board meeting when the school board and superintendent covered it up. Not to mention the conspiracy by Loudoun a member (s) of the school board to infiltrate a FB group to dox the parents that opposed their agenda. How about the "Kraft" incident in Florida near Palm Beach? His lawyers were right to argue that the 4 A rights were violated. Also some complain about the "are", someone once stated to me that a Justice on the bench would always side with porn because of the 1st Amendment.

Worse, there was a recent survey that "Nearly a Third of Gen Z Favors the Government Installing Surveillance Cameras in Homes" One thing is for sure, freedom loving Americans wouldn't do that or tolerate it. https://www.cato.org/blog/nearly-thi...ance-cameras-1