Massage Parlor Reports

**NitroPimp** · 09-07-23 07:27

Originally Posted by BlueGills [View Original Post]

The Karen comment was the kind of "oh, I want to talk to your manager" kind of Karen. I was wondering if anyone tried new age.

I tried New Age post Covid-19. They had the whole Covid-19 package with face Shields gloves and overalls. I kind of laughed at first. They were definitely Chinese. Very legit and even if they offered more I wouldn't be taking it. I doubt anything's changed. It's also in a shared lobby area in a medical professional building as I remember.

**AsianFever69** · 09-07-23 06:40

I thought you were talking about some new talent coming in this Winter.

I'm bored with the massage parlor scene. And everything else is fat, black, or drugged out.

Originally Posted by BlueGills [View Original Post]

The Karen comment was the kind of "oh, I want to talk to your manager" kind of Karen. I was wondering if anyone tried new age.

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**BlueGills** · 09-07-23 00:46

Originally Posted by AsianFever69 [View Original Post]

Please explain the Karen thing, DM if necessary.

Thanks!

A little bird told me that Karen may be taking guests. When the weather turns colder I'm going to check her out again. She was fun!

The Karen comment was the kind of "oh, I want to talk to your manager" kind of Karen. I was wondering if anyone tried new age.

**AsianFever69** · 09-06-23 16:46

Please explain the Karen thing, DM if necessary.

Thanks!

A little bird told me that Karen may be taking guests. When the weather turns colder I'm going to check her out again. She was fun!

**NitroPimp** · 09-06-23 08:37

Originally Posted by IHeartLucy [View Original Post]

What girls we're working at 906 yesterday, Labor Day?

I see you've come to the same conclusion of the other spa /906 correlation that I have, which we can discuss. This might explain why these girls are gone for days at a time. "Gone shopping, visiting sister, on vacation" etc.

**IHeartLucy** · 09-05-23 19:28

What girls we're working at 906 yesterday, Labor Day?

**Axel6** · 09-05-23 12:00

Originally Posted by BlueGills [View Original Post]

Hey, not sure if anyone has been here that long. I remember moving out here around the time it was close to closing. But does any one remember this place? It used to be in the mall, I never went because I had never done it and popped the cherry when relax opened. Lately I have been thinking of actually getting a massage due to the stress from work and no happy endings and was told to go to new age (formally body oasis) and when I was looking for reviews, I saw the whole thing. I remember hearing that body used to be that kind of place and KAREN on Facebook was talking about what happened there.

A little bird told me that Karen may be taking guests. When the weather turns colder I'm going to check her out again. She was fun!

**BlueGills** · 09-05-23 09:32

Hey, not sure if anyone has been here that long. I remember moving out here around the time it was close to closing. But does any one remember this place? It used to be in the mall, I never went because I had never done it and popped the cherry when relax opened. Lately I have been thinking of actually getting a massage due to the stress from work and no happy endings and was told to go to new age (formally body oasis) and when I was looking for reviews, I saw the whole thing. I remember hearing that body used to be that kind of place and KAREN on Facebook was talking about what happened there.

**Mr LoudMonger** · 09-03-23 23:53

Because I'm a sucker for "new girl" texts, I went back to Relax. It seems Mona is already history. The new girl is Sasa / Sasha (unrelated to the old Sasa from Pink, who monger-married). I will definitely not repeat. Body wise, she's large and very heavy, but she's solid. Not tons of fat like I thought there would be. She's just beefy. She's got man-hands as well. Which are kind of good for the massage portion of the event.

FS is available, but she is very bad at it. She'll go to great lengths to make it almost impossible to do the deed. If she spoke any English (she does not, except for the shitty negotiation-at-the-flip) she would have lots of rules. No doggy. No cowgirl. Basically no penetration is her MO. She puts herself in such a way to make sex virtually impossible and awkward. Not tight or shallow either. Was difficult to get off to be very honest. She's also silent and demands silence whilst doing the deed. As if Mei is going to care what is going on in there.

Almost had her finish me by hand, but then I remembered her giant hands and how they could squeeze one's Johnson right off. In retrospect, the previous new girl Mona was a lot better. Mei is too.

**LongShot 396** · 09-02-23 08:33

Originally Posted by HDZeema [View Original Post]

Visited the town monopoly after hours.

Bluuhhhh. What an average shitty lay. Saw a recent report about the bait and switch and figured I'd to get the new chick and go all the way through. Well I bit the bullet for you dude. It sucked. Bad massage, same routine 50 Hr beg you to do full hour atleast 3 more times. Nope. Wouldn't give head even though she's done it before and refused to go in many positions. I was stuck doing all work. She complained everything "hurt. ".

Absolutely nothing special don't waste your time.

If 916 gave the same options they'd be pocketing a ton of cash. We can only hope.

So you went to joy and so who did you end up getting then?

**The Banger** · 08-28-23 16:37

Originally Posted by IHeartLucy [View Original Post]

Thanks. Annie is right although now she is Coco. There also is a MT there by Anna.

Can't seem to find out if she is still there. Anybody know?

I was making progress, but she always seems to be gone lately.

**NitroPimp** · 08-27-23 20:38

Originally Posted by BarOfSoap [View Original Post]

Good for you man. Don't put up with that shit. You taught her a lesson.

Even though it's good what he did, (stand your ground) so to speak, for every guy who stands his ground there will be three or four who will buckle and pay what she's asking. We've all been there and they know it. When she's holding your cock and you want more she has a certain amount of control. Most of us veterans know better than to give in. Unfortunately most of the mongers aren't that experienced.

I know of at least one girl in Kenosha and one in Racine that think their worth 200 for CFS. Nope. No girl in these two cities is worth more than 120 to 140 unless there's something special involved during the FS. Like a long slow BBBJ proceeding CFS or good old BBFSCIP.

Highly doubtful they will learn anything other than think you're a cheapskate and move on to the next victim.

**BarOfSoap** · 08-27-23 02:50

Originally Posted by Zsasz1 [View Original Post]

In the area so figured I would stop in since there were no cars. Get a middle aged girl, small top and smaller back. She was wearing a skirt so thought would give a spin. Worst decision I made. No English at all, even the translator app had issues. Super rough massage with no hint of a tease. On the flip she starts a small tease but then asks for tip. Settle on amount, and she wants me to get up and get the tip before the game begins. Got up and just started getting dressed. Bad enough the massage didn't set any type of mood, but that killed whatever flow was going.

Good for you man. Don't put up with that shit. You taught her a lesson.

**Zsasz1** · 08-26-23 17:43

In the area so figured I would stop in since there were no cars. Get a middle aged girl, small top and smaller back. She was wearing a skirt so thought would give a spin. Worst decision I made. No English at all, even the translator app had issues. Super rough massage with no hint of a tease. On the flip she starts a small tease but then asks for tip. Settle on amount, and she wants me to get up and get the tip before the game begins. Got up and just started getting dressed. Bad enough the massage didn't set any type of mood, but that killed whatever flow was going.

**RedPontiacX** · 08-26-23 08:59

Originally Posted by JohnnyCum [View Original Post]

I believe Annie was her name when she was in Kenosha but maybe goes by Anna now. If not, I was mistaken by the name.

Thought I would put my 2 cents worth in. Annie aka Tina well known over several years ktown provider. Going way back in the forum aka ss Annie. She is the "tiny" girl often mentioned going back several years. Now she is aka Coco and occasionally is working 906. Anna is a different provider and she corrected me when I called her Anne. I recently seen her, she has some positive reviews here for those who prefer lurking only. Great massage, great attitude, budget friendly menu.