Massage Parlor Reports

**AsssManKramer** · 09-05-23 10:28

I've read lots of intriguing reports lately, but I decided to visit One as I'm familiar with the service they provide as well as the MMS and Apple. There's a sign by the door in the waiting area stating they're now doing temperature checks due to an increase in Covid cases. MMS checked my temp, went to the room and met Minnie. She reminds me of Coffee in terms of looks. Early 30's, skinny K girl (grew up in Korea then moved to LA) with D's up top and not as much in the back (it's just enough to grab onto). Thorough TS, sauna for a few minutes, then back to the room for a quick massage. I paid before the TS so we went straight into the extracurricular activities. Foreplay not as good as Coffee's, but still pretty good. Played around in multiple positions and finished in doggy while admiring the show in the mirror. I'll return before too long.

**Karscfk** · 09-05-23 10:13

I will join the chorus about May, and add some observations. Like Angel, there is a consistent high level of service here, within established limits. Providers will get naked, but no FS or BJ (at least for me). Providers come in and out, but most are good. Sonny is my favorite. Very friendly, aims to please, great skinny body. Sensitive nipples. She comes in periodically for fairly short stints. Mimi, who is there right now, is also very good. Thin. Trimmed. Nice small breasts. Got naked first time with me. I also recommend Nicole, the MMS, who won't get completely naked (with me at least) but wears a sexy onesy and will allow full roaming. She is a good person to know — once she knows what you like, she will go out of her way to recommend new providers she thinks you will like.

**WillGuyMar** · 09-05-23 06:14

Originally Posted by PeninsulaJack [View Original Post]

I've RTF and I'm not seeing any leads, so it's worth the question. Is there any talent (attractive, younger, standard NOVA actually preferred) in DC or near Crystal City, to the extent that I could take the metro? Struggling to find anything. Shirlington Therapy was what I thought might fit but read they're grannies now. Any help is appreciated. DM if necessary. Thanks!

I'm afraid you (20's) is barely a thing here, if at all. Unicorns sometimes appear, but like I said. Unicorns. There's really nothing accessible by Metro. This is city with a ton of AMPs, but very little decent selection. Need to go to New York for the good stuff.

**Karscfk** · 09-04-23 22:43

Thus far, I have focused on AMPs. Just wanted to provide a review on a favorite BP advertiser working out of an apartment near Tyson's when she is in town. Kendall is an attractive, sexy woman who provides a very good massage with a great attitude. Nice combination of human friendliness and sensuality. In my experience, she will get naked, but FS is not on the table. Thin, nice bolt ons. She does have a vibrator that she likes that she got out and played with once with me, which was fun. Highly recommend among the independents.

**OldBoomer** · 09-04-23 22:38

Originally Posted by PeninsulaJack [View Original Post]

I've RTF and I'm not seeing any leads, so it's worth the question. Is there any talent (attractive, younger, standard NOVA actually preferred) in DC or near Crystal City, to the extent that I could take the metro? Struggling to find anything. Shirlington Therapy was what I thought might fit but read they're grannies now. Any help is appreciated. DM if necessary. Thanks!

Four Block Walk to Lara, Private Condo. Very good massage. PM if you want more.

https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/lara-351932

Search Lara for reviews here.

PM if you want more.

**PeninsulaJack** · 09-04-23 21:04

I've RTF and I'm not seeing any leads, so it's worth the question. Is there any talent (attractive, younger, standard NOVA actually preferred) in DC or near Crystal City, to the extent that I could take the metro? Struggling to find anything. Shirlington Therapy was what I thought might fit but read they're grannies now. Any help is appreciated. DM if necessary. Thanks!

**Karscfk** · 09-04-23 19:38

Originally Posted by YoyoSpa [View Original Post]

Nice write ups on the dueling spas in Fairfax. I was recently at Angel but due to some confusion I drew Anna while Linda ran an errand. I've been with her before and agree with you that she's just not all that whereas Linda knows how to bring the magi. I declined and went a couple doors down to PT where I drew Tina. Pleasant looking 40-something with a fit body. All about business and we agreed to CBJ for 120 plus the house fee of 60. But first I made her squeeze in a TS and half decent back rub. The service was OK. Nothing remarkable.

Is there someone else at PT you would recommend instead?

No, they seem to rotate out monthly, and I haven't been there in a month. So I don't think anyone I've seen is still there, unless they are back for another round. There has been a sugar and a happy over the last year that I have liked there, but neither is still there. Sorry I don't have better intel!

**Serpico99** · 09-04-23 16:33

Originally Posted by RoundHead [View Original Post]

Grace told me they open today. Actually nothing to do today so might stop in Forever wellness and let her take care of Jr.

Is Grace now recruiting people to create fake accounts and advertise for her on here? LOL if she was that good, she wouldn't need shills to post fake reviews for her. Smh.

**Paper Guy** · 09-04-23 15:54

Would anyone happen to know if Amy that was at Imperial Therapy surfaced elsewhere? I understand Imperial Therapy has closed, though haven't went to see with my own eyes, the phone number associated with the place is no longer in service. Thanks.

**Drodgers11** · 09-04-23 15:35

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

What a great massage seriously. Finally got a chance to have Linda Massage me and oh boy. She really has some skills and actually knows what she is doing which is a plus. She is such a sweetheart. May Wellness in Fairfax off of Main St. Too bad sunny is no longer that, but she has 2 new girls, Coco and Mimi. They are some jewels to IMHO. This place is very reliable, at least for me it. Has been. I would definitely add them to your list of visit for nice eye candy and massage.

Do they tease plenty during the massage?

**Drodgers11** · 09-04-23 15:02

Went in looking for a great massage because sore from long conference at work. Surprised by the amount of teasing. Convinced me to go an extra 30 min so that she'd do lower body and it was worth it. BUT no HE.

What gets me off is the teasing and the *potential* of extras. At crystal water massage and got that but no HE.

Anything that's semi legit like the masseuse is gradually teasing more and more and then if you beg there's a HJ? That's what I'm into.

**Drodgers11** · 09-04-23 12:10

Went to Crystal Water massage in crystal city for an honest massage (sore AF from a work conference and travel this week), massage was good but surprisingly tons of teasing. She knew what she was doing and kept doing it. Did HH then added extra HH when she kind of implied it'd be focused on lower body and it was. Even on flip lots of teasing right around with the sheet there and kind of just moving it around. Stretching too. That was awesome. But then no extras at the end when I asked (wasn't fully enclosed private rooms so not surprised).

Does anyone know of other places that are like that but do offer HE if you beg? Weirdly this is my favorite type of massage. Ones where it's less "Obviously" a sex operation and more discreet teasing. The teasing is almost better than the HE for me.

I seek: A place that is mostly legit but offers HE only after tons of teasing and if they do Thai stretching that would be awesome. One of the best ways to tease.

**FriendlyTravel** · 09-04-23 03:17

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Went back to Best today and saw Yumi again! She will be here until the 10th and will leave until mid. October and return. She said she is pretty much working everyday and they have not been that busy so your odds are pretty good of getting her. When I went today another MT answered the door, she had blonde hair and a beer belly. I asked for Yumi and she quickly obliged. If Yumi was not there or not available, I would have left. Good luck to all and stay safe!

I'm going to visit best this week. Can you describe yumi and what services she does. Does she do BBBJ or CBJ?

**RoundHead** · 09-04-23 00:19

Grace told me they open today. Actually nothing to do today so might stop in Forever wellness and let her take care of Jr.

**Opus Dog** · 09-03-23 12:09

Does anyone know where Coco from GG in Tysons went? I used to see her regular for the best massage and more. Then one day a few months ago she disappear. Of course, they say she left. I wonder if she went somewhere else? That girl has amazing hands.