Massage Parlor Reports

**BeerMan309** · 08-14-23 20:01

I went to the Crystal Spa today and got a terrible 30 minute massage, paid 100 for extra curricular activities and someone else came while I was doing my thing. She stopped and let him into a room across the hall then she told me to wait in my room so she could take care of the other guy. Pissed me off so I left and will never go back. She wasn't very good looking anyways and had a lot of fat on her belly and a loose jay jay. Stay away from this place.

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**Limerence** · 08-11-23 12:05

Had a visit here recently and drew Kitty. Older lass, but still has a decent figure. Had a good time and the tip was about average for things. OPen menu. Would return.

**BeerMan309** · 06-05-23 15:08

I think it's called Swan massage or something like that. There were three working and the best looking one took me back. 40 for a 30 minute decent massage and 40 on the flip. Very good looking lady, late 20's to early 30's with a nice body and tits.

**MiYungDong** · 02-17-23 17:45

Only one girl working and I'm hard pressed to think back about any AMP who was hotter. Incredible tits, no baby marks, great figure, and I'd say early 30's, but the positives stop there. Just a rub, which was almost all back, and on the flip, she immediately motioned option of HJ or FS, and based on that body, FS was an easy choice, however, she went above and beyond the typical sterilized "no fingers", she even freaked out when I touched the cover. She did absolutely nothing to get willie nice and hard but rather put on the cover and then tried to shove me in half staff. By then, I understand that this is going to be one girl who wants things done in 3 minutes which is exactly what happened, and to the point of being ridiculous when she started asking every 15 seconds, "finished?", followed by her tone of irritation when I said no. I got so tired of her asking "finished?" that for the 1st tme in my life, I told a provider to shush. I think about that body and I think repeat, but when I think about what I'd get, I say no. Damage, house and fees, 2 c notes.

**BeerMan309** · 12-09-22 02:06

Originally Posted by Casper101 [View Original Post]

Did she mention cost for FS?

I would imagine $ would be fine.

**Casper101** · 12-04-22 11:15

Originally Posted by BeerMan309 [View Original Post]

Had a dream I went to the Crystal Spa today. She was wearing a mask so it was hard to tell how old she was but her body was pretty nice and tits were great. Got the 40 minute massage which was not terrible but not great either. On the flip she motioned for FS or HJ. I only had 40 so HJ it was. Left very happy. Will go back soon for FS.

Did she mention cost for FS?

**BeerMan309** · 12-02-22 22:58

Had a dream I went to the Crystal Spa today. She was wearing a mask so it was hard to tell how old she was but her body was pretty nice and tits were great. Got the 40 minute massage which was not terrible but not great either. On the flip she motioned for FS or HJ. I only had 40 so HJ it was. Left very happy. Will go back soon for FS.

**Limerence** · 08-07-22 14:59

Was in the area for work so I figures I would try a local place. Went to 3 A. A little different setup. The doors are covered in paper, then there is a big dark curtain right behind them you have to move out of the way. Standard rate for hr. Average massage. Cute lady named Lily or LiLi. On the flip was offered HE or FS only. Mask would not come off. Left satisfied.

**AnimalCookie** · 07-26-22 18:35

I had a visit to Crystal Spa last week. Massage was ok, nothing special. Provider was probably mid-30's. No mask. She said her name was Mila. Upon flip, she ask what I wanted. I indicated FS. She requested $ . 4. With the poor English, I thought it best to just hand her $, which was accepted without further discussion. Cover was already on hand, I think she had it tucked into her top! She took a pounding without complaints.

**AnimalCookie** · 07-22-22 16:24

I visited Asian Massage a few days ago on Linden. The person who greeted me was 50+, possibly over 60. I turned around and left.

**AnimalCookie** · 04-13-22 08:15

I had this dream that I went to Health Massage where I met Lili. Standard massage costs for LC. I would rate her a 7 or 8 out of 10 with a nice body and wearing a dress. She was probably 30, but wore a mask the entire time, and probably weighed 110#. Her english wasn't great. I received a nice massage, probably 6 or 7 out of 10. There was some light teasing before the flip. When I flipped over, she indicated HJ or FS via motions. I indicated FS. I went and grabbed $. And she walked out. When she returned, she removed her panties, put on the cover, got on the table for the mish position and had was completely shaved. We finished up. Too bad it was just a dream because I had to wake up.

**Grimmy23** · 02-05-22 17:18

I was in Cruces for the weekend and had a little time on my hands, so decided to check it out. One thing I've learned about AMPs over the years is it doesn't matter much what city you're in, they're all the same effing thing. When you visit an AMP you generally expect a half-assed massage from an "ok looking" Asian woman in her mid-30's to late 40's, awkward negotiation after you flip, then whatever finish you chose (HJ, BJ, or FS). Once in a while you get surprised by a young hottie, but that's a rarity. Crystal Spa is no different. Got a decent looking (not hot, but decent) Chinese provider who I estimated to be in her mid 30's. I'd rate the massage to be about a 6/10 by AMP standards. Flipped, and immediate negotiation. I started with 100, she made a pouty face and said 130, I said 100 is all I have, and she giggled and said ok. Dress came off, she put a cover on with her mouth and give about 2 minutes worth of BJ, then climbed on and rode me to a finish. All in all not too bad for 140 total damage, by AMP standards that is. For the most part I'm done with the AMP habit because, as I said, they're all pretty much the same freaking thing. I'm just shocked that Las Cruces has a few of them now. I went to school here back in the day when the Lamplighter (strip club) opened and the city lost its shit over it and ran it out of town within a couple months.

On a side note I also saw Martha (scroll down a few reviews) and can't say I recommend her. She's cheap. Currently charging 80 for a session. But she's kind of ghetto and seemed like she was whacked out on something. Answered the door naked and was ready to go, talked nonstop about her "bitchass ex husband" who dumped her, used the words fucking asshole a lot, and pretty much wanted it over with as quickly as possible. There aren't a lot of places where you can get FS for 80, so there's that. She won't do anything for you though. Pretty much lays there and takes it.

**AnimalCookie** · 02-04-22 09:53

I visited Asian Massage on Linden Ave. I went by this place and saw a small SUV parked out front and had skipped it thinking that another person was getting a massage, but the same vehicle was there the next day and decided to give it a try.

She told me her name was Lisa. The 30 minute massage for. 4 was OK, probably a 6 out of 10. Lisa wore her mask the entire time. Hard to guess her age, but I would say mid-30's. On the flip she avoided directly touching JR, but as he responded to her light touches, the negotiation started. When I indicated I wanted FS, she said $ . 4, I told her all I had was $. She eventually understood that was all I had and said next time bring more. She returned with a cover and got on the table.

I've been at this location a couple of times prior to this visit, with similar results.

**AnimalCookie** · 01-27-22 11:09

There is an AMP on E. Lohman in a multi-unit building. The address is 525 and is advertised on STG's. The Asian lady that Greeted me was about 55 to 60. I inquired about the prices knowing that I would pass if she was doing the massage. She gave me the standard pricing for LC, . 40, for the 1/2, . 60 for the hour.

Since the individual who greets you is almost always the one who does the massage, I passed.

**AnimalCookie** · 01-27-22 10:52

I made a 30 minute visit to Leisure Massage for an Asian massage. "Monica" was the provider. I would estimate her age to be mid 30's. When I walked in she didn't have a mask on but she wore one the entire session. I provided her with the 1/2 hour rate, and she immediately ask for a tip. I said I would tip later.

I would rate her massage skills at a 7/10. On the flip it was light touch and with JR responding she whispered in my ear something I didn't understand. I touched her in the right spot and she said $ . 40, I said no, $, she said $ . 20, I said no, all I had was $. She accepted, but said next time bring more money.