Massage Parlor Reports

[BbqCreme]

Looks like Thai Annie is back for good this time around.

Getting an appt was pretty difficult as she is very careful about who she selects, especially new clients.

The apartment was nice and clean.

But once I was able to get in, the guards came off.

The picture in the ADs is not her, but she is still pretty and young looking. My best guess would be late 20's early 30's. Spinner body and nice ass.

$. 2 for the hr massage, which was traditional Thai style with some stretching. Massage overall was pretty good, she did the whole massage nude, which gave me a nice view.

Everything was on the menu. Started off with CBJ which got me going, then had her in every position I could. Tried my best to hang as long as I could, but blew in the bag as soon as she got on top.

She allowed me to COT but couldn't pull out in time. Unfortunate since it was a huge load. Had some LFK after and she cleaned me up nicely. Offered to shower with me, but I was already running late, since we went way pasted the hour mark. If I had time, I would have seen if she'd give me a second pop in the shower. Definitely a GFE and enjoy my whole time there.

Total damage was $$ 2, $. 2 for massage, and $$ for the rest.

Overall great service, but pretty costly.

[MrEnding]

In town for a bit so I'd check out the local scene. Bruh, I hope this ain't the norm as y'all getting price gauged to hell. I went here already kinda meh about $.80 an hour but I said fuck it. 40's to 50's MILFy look to her but said why not. I try to make conversation but she just grunts. I try again in Mandarin and then she said no talking please and I get that so I try to soldier through. Light pressure on back and then I flipped after some running my hands up and down her legs to let her know what I was there for. She's asks what I want and I tell her everything and this woman tells me $$. $.20 is the base for cfs out west and then counters $ . 20 for a HJ. She was pretty short on patience as was I due to her musty smell and attitude she has had. Maybe a bad day on her end but damn woman, tell another girl to pick it up if you don't feel like working. I said I rather just leave today as I didn't think we were getting along and asked for money back. She gave back half and said I was lucky because most places won't refund. Just had to get that last jab in huh? Oh wells. I'm here for another week if anyone can help a brother out for some quality poon.

It's also added that I did go to papaya and the woman said no FS on Tuesdays and to come back another day. She was pretty though. I would've loved to give her the best 10 seconds of her life haha. Happy hunting gents.

I came from out west myself specifically Seattle and I had got a fully naked massage for only $ from independent provider. It's ridiculous out here!

[Ffx100]

I could not agree more. While her service offerings put her firmly in the escort category, her massage alone is excellent. I would got to her just for the massage (though her head game is pretty awesome, too).

Had a dream with her yesterday. Helen aims to please: from the get go, taking off your shoes and socks, fresh towels, bottle of water, helping you shower, etc. Was standing at attention by the time I laid down so she started rt away and yes, BBBJ was as advertised. Great stuff, slick and soft, lots of tongue-ing balls and below and around. Patient and takes instruction. Then mish and doggie and blew in bag (too quickly LOL, after that BBBJ). Massage afterward. Safe, discrete apt in Tysons with back door ingress / egress. $200 for VIP 40 minutes. She is older than her pictures, but still slender, and then again, so am I.

[Member #6802]

For those that want discretion: This place is next to an auto mechanic shop. During normal business hours (especially when the weather is nice), you may see some people milling about in front of the auto shop and you may get stares if patronizing the spa next door. Thanks for the review, will have to check this place out again after my first attempt was scuttled when too many people were standing around in front of the auto shop just jaw slapping and bs-ing with each other.

I won't deny the location is among other businesses and front door is in plain view. But don't let that stop you.

First, as an old timer advised years ago when I started going to clubs while underage. Walk in, and do your thing like you own the place. Walk with confidence like you know where you're going and why.

Granted, few if any of us want others to know we indulge in the hobby, but acting, walking, dressing suspicious draws more second and longer looks than just strolling in.

As for on lookers, f**k 'them. But in truth, they probably don't give you or what you're doing a second thought. Even if they do, they don't know you, so why care what they think? Besides more than half of them wish they had the marbles to experience a massage at such a place. And the Kevin's that do care probably go home with blue balls and get denied fun with their significant other so they pound away in bathroom using imagination and lotion.

Be safe, be discreet but have fun. A quick confident walk from your car to inside the door keeps others from seeing or thinking too much about it.

[WalkerC]

I'm traveling out of my normal area and heading Far East. Any friendly advice on who might be available on my travels?

What area? Far east doesn't really tell us much. And it also depends on what you are looking for.

[HottieMaybe]

Stopped in at Moon on a Tuesday night. Was met at the door by Mai. Pretty, probably in her 40's, wearing a very short summer dress.

I like table showers. This one was a little bit perfunctory. I was clean and freshly showered, but she scrubbed hard on my ass, which I later found the reason for.

Middling massage. Not what you go here for, and she knew it. Not much teasing, either, until the flip.

On the flip she asks what you want. Wide open menu. I did 1. 4 because I did not feel like negotiating. She stripped off the dress, asked me to stand, and dropped immediately to her knees. What a good girl. After several minutes of some talented mouth work, she asked me to lie back on the table, lifted my legs, and showed me why she scrubbed my ass so hard in the shower. It was pretty good. Don't let her kiss you on the mouth.

Full was good. She has a good body, very good for her age. Perky Bs, very tight. I'm pretty average, but working my way in took a minute. Once that was accomplished, she took it well, and hard.

It wasn't a transcendent experience, but she definitely got the job done, took direction well, and had a nice tight body. Will repeat.

[AvidManDc]

Planning on seeing Grace at 8300 tomorrow morning. I've stopped by twice before but was always told she was busy and come back in two hours.

For those of you who have raved about her toe curling BJ skills can you share what she is asking tip wise for a BBBJ? If it's $ or more then I would rather go see one of my ACS favorites and get much more service for less cost.

Would love to see her.

[Shark125]

I'm traveling out of my normal area and heading Far East. Any friendly advice on who might be available on my travels?

[LilHead]

Helen is fairly new to the area. Accurate reviews on the other site.

$$$ VIP service. I'd take her All day Every day.

Treat her well.

Run. Don't walk.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../23010677.html

Agreed! Helen was great above average massage, above average head, above average body (especially for pushing 50), and well above average experience. I went for 70 minutes, but I don't think there's any difference in service levels. Just time.

She also asked for good reviews to help with advertising. Didn't offer anything in return, just a really well spent 70 minutes.

[AvidManDc]

Grace was amazing. I just told her I want to get head game straight after TS. I heard she gives a great massage but that wasn't what I needed then. I got so stressful for days and just wanted to get a head Polish job to reset my mind. And I was surprised by her enthusiasm and skills. It seemed like she's born to suck. No kidding. Great suction all around head. She loves shaft and kisses all around nut sg. She continued BBBJ nearly 20 minutes and then switched to HJ for minutes. Couldn't finish so she kindly back to BBJ more erotic, so good, I really wanted to go to completion for this time. 0. 8 got it done with my toes curling and genuine moans. I got very satisfied. She cleaned me up and I was about to grab my shirts but she insisted I still got extra minutes left for massage. Oh. Well. I thought that's a little too much for her but she offered big head massage for a couple of minutes. I almost cried. (Why? IDK, but one thing I could tell you is her massage was so good). She told me "Thank you" and then helped me to get up on the table. What a nice lady. Grace is my first choice from now.

Where might she be?

[FourNick8]

Planning on seeing Grace at 8300 tomorrow morning. I've stopped by twice before but was always told she was busy and come back in two hours.

For those of you who have raved about her toe curling BJ skills can you share what she is asking tip wise for a BBBJ? If it's $ or more then I would rather go see one of my ACS favorites and get much more service for less cost.

[KeepItTight]

Helen is fairly new to the area. Accurate reviews on the other site.

$$$ VIP service. I'd take her All day Every day.

Treat her well.

Run. Don't walk.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../23010677.html

Do you have to do the VIP service to get the BBBJ?

[T647A]

I will be visiting your general area next month, does anyone have experience with this place?

https://www.kissoftouch.com/

[PrivatePyle]

Helen is fairly new to the area. Accurate reviews on the other site.

$$$ VIP service. I'd take her All day Every day.

Treat her well.

Run. Don't walk.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../23010677.html

I have seen Helen twice, with both times being an exceptional experience for her price point. She arranges each session to give you as much pleasure as you can handle.

I have also recently discovered Celine at Palace in McLean. She is cute, attentive, and funny. Not an ounce of extra on her. She gives an above-average massage that lasted 40 minutes with decent light touch at the end. She enjoys receiving and giving pleasure equally--a perfect hour for me.

Pyle.

[Serpico99]

I dreamt of a place in Woodbridge that I see from the road almost every day but never visited. Dreaming research showed reviews over a year ago so basically I was TOFTT.

Arriving at ZY massage, in my dream, I met a girl called Eva, late 30's to mid 40's, typical Chinese body, okay, maybe a bit more butt than usual, strong shapely thighs. Very friendly and was comfortable immediately.

I dreamt of getting quality massage on back, shoulders and legs. Good hard one that feels like muscles were worked hours later. Good tired but relaxed feeling. She was okay with OTC touching after asking for her consent. Snuck in some UTC without resistance and felt trimmed kitty.

I assumed it was going to end as legit massage but through hand motions, got my consent for HJ / HE. Not the typical, mechanical stroking by most Asian providers. She was awesome.

Total damage was 180 to include some PM during HE (a first for me) and FIV, see / nurse teddies. House fee was 70 cash (80 credit card).

I hope to have this dream again soon.

Makes me theorize that the Chinese little advertised spots are better than the highly advertised KAMPs in Woodbridge. They weren't hurting for business. Was told 5 girls on the clock at 1100 AM, only her and 1 other not busy. So maybe the out of sight places do better?

For those that want discretion: This place is next to an auto mechanic shop. During normal business hours (especially when the weather is nice), you may see some people milling about in front of the auto shop and you may get stares if patronizing the spa next door. Thanks for the review, will have to check this place out again after my first attempt was scuttled when too many people were standing around in front of the auto shop just jaw slapping and bs-ing with each other.