Strip Club Reports

[PelicanT99]

Why don't you start us off?

Haha someone really misses "Penthouse Letters" I guess. Let me start things off in his stead:

"My best strip club trip this year was the time I found a free pass in the parking lot, bought my drink with that day's payout from UberEats, found a seat far from the tip rail, spent 2 hours watching the stage and luring girls to spend time talking about their prices and services before telling them 'maybe later,' then used my birthday money from auntie to do a 2-1 special where the girl touched my crotch and talked about what she'd do in VIP. But I couldn't afford that, so I went home and beat off while thinking about her. "

[XBiker]

Sad to hear the passing of Paul Reubens. May he rest in peace.

I remember when they cancelled his show and heard about the details. It was the news around that first exposed me to strip clubs. I was so young, I had no clue.

When I got older, and started puberty, I realized what a strip club was and wanted to experience it myself due to all the news coverage as a kid.

That's rush I got at Paradise in 2003, oh man, I was hooked.

RIP Paul. Thanks for everything!

Hate to burst your bubble, but Reuben was not arrest at a strip club. He was arrested in adult movie theater jerking off while watching a porn movie. I will not get into the child porn charges because I don't know much about that. If it was actually child porn, then he should not be idolized.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Nice. Sounds like she is one of the few reasons to visit this club these days. I keep looking for a reason to pop in as it is not far from me, but I've been put off since nearly every recent review of it has been negative.

I highly recommend Lily and Skye (another girl with a great attitude, half Filipino, half latina, great body and nice bolt-ons. She's an extras girl. Lily is not.).

To be fair I'm sure those negative reviews are warranted. The place IS expensive ($400 just for a 30 min dance, holy hell). The girls tend to be older. And the girls have that LA / Russian attitude. Unlike most girls that work COI, who tend to come from IE / Riverside / Corona area and are a lot more laid back and easy-going.

I suggest going as early as possible. I think evening shift starts around 6:30-7 pm? The girls are rested and ready to make money with a more positive mindset. Since this place closes at 4 am, towards the end of their shifts, these girls are tired, in a bad mood, and just ready to go home. They are no longer in money-making / fun mode.

[Roland2418]

Nice. Sounds like she is one of the few reasons to visit this club these days. I keep looking for a reason to pop in as it is not far from me, but I've been put off since nearly every recent review of it has been negative.

Lily at Bare Elegance LAX. Cute, petite, and fit, half swedish, half black. I'm on a new kink lately of asking girls "What's your dirty talk like?" Boys, quite literally the best dirty talk I've had in my entire life. Full contact, sensual movement, her sweet voice saying the naughtiest things into my ear. I'm getting hard just talking about it LOL. Most girls are shy and laugh when they try and dirty talk, but not this little devil. I think her non-extras dance is better than half of all the extras dance I've had.

Gents, as I've gotten older I've come to appreciate attitude more and more. Give me an average to cute girl with a great attitude VS. A dime piece with a bland, "going through the motions" attitude.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Whom cares to share the best lap-dance / V. I. P they had gotten in 2023, what club, why the best dance and and extras in the Non VIP room, but on the couch dance area?

Lily at Bare Elegance LAX. Cute, petite, and fit, half swedish, half black. I'm on a new kink lately of asking girls "What's your dirty talk like?" Boys, quite literally the best dirty talk I've had in my entire life. Full contact, sensual movement, her sweet voice saying the naughtiest things into my ear. I'm getting hard just talking about it LOL. Most girls are shy and laugh when they try and dirty talk, but not this little devil. I think her non-extras dance is better than half of all the extras dance I've had.

Gents, as I've gotten older I've come to appreciate attitude more and more. Give me an average to cute girl with a great attitude VS. A dime piece with a bland, "going through the motions" attitude.

[Member #6675]

Whom cares to share the best lap-dance / V. I. P they had gotten in 2023, what club, why the best dance and and extras in the Non VIP room, but on the couch dance area?

Why don't you start us off?

[Rick James B]

Sad to hear the passing of Paul Reubens. May he rest in peace.

I remember when they cancelled his show and heard about the details. It was the news around that first exposed me to strip clubs. I was so young, I had no clue.

When I got older, and started puberty, I realized what a strip club was and wanted to experience it myself due to all the news coverage as a kid.

That's rush I got at Paradise in 2003, oh man, I was hooked.

RIP Paul. Thanks for everything!

[Fruit Cake]

Whom cares to share the best lap-dance / V. I. P they had gotten in 2023, what club, why the best dance and and extras in the Non VIP room, but on the couch dance area?

[XBiker]

This post is absolutely spot on! The picture of Jess is from ages ago. She is thinner now and has two different sized tits. The pic of Shawna is not even her.

Agree with Shawna, that's not her pic.

The other thing that I find annoying are close up pictures of body parts. I get a dancer might not want her face on the net, but at give us a decent picture of the rest of her. I don't want pics of her feet, or just her lips. Yes, there a dancer pic on Sahara that just a close up of pair lips. Another one is just a drawing of devil girl.

Personally, if was managing these clubs, I wouldn't allow this kind shenanigans. I remember last time I look that a roll call, only two girls actually looked like their picture at club. Super disappointing. Left with all my money in my wallet. Nothing more than being scam that will drive possible customers away for good.

[Rickers]

The big question is are the photo current. I've notice lot of the pictures on OneGC are not accurate. They seem to have been taken when the dancer was thinner or younger. Now, I'm not saying every photo is like that.

This post is absolutely spot on! The picture of Jess is from ages ago. She is thinner now and has two different sized tits. The pic of Shawna is not even her.

[XBiker]

Has anyone had anyone had a chance to get the low down on Tenderoni? This chicken is stacked! In the process of manscaping my balls right now to see if the smash is right LOL.

The big question is are the photo current. I've notice lot of the pictures on OneGC are not accurate. They seem to have been taken when the dancer was thinner or younger. Now, I'm not saying every photo is like that.

[SeanKonnery]

Has anyone had anyone had a chance to get the low down on Tenderoni? This chicken is stacked! In the process of manscaping my balls right now to see if the smash is right LOL.

[Rot9020]

Anyone paying for a HJ is a dummy.

Agreed! I give myself the greatest HJ possible. The only way a dancer could do better is to put it between her tits or lips and then it becomes a TJ or BJ. I get it and to each his own but.

[XBiker]

My tactic, let them come to you. If you approach them, they think you are desperate. Then they are in the driver seat. If they come to you, typically you'll control the outcome. Even in the VIP room say no to extras, and then ask, well what's your menu so I remember next time. Then once you know then you play the I didn't bring enough, I don't like to use my CC at the club line. They'll come down if they are having a bad night. Even the GPS ones and hottie ones will come down. I won't say names, some dudes here, can't keep their mouth shut. Told me after I declined, if I play with it will you tip me something, I say I will if you do a bit more than just play with it. She did. Ever since we VIP without $ expectations but I always tip her reasonably. I want her to come to me when I am there. I've never tipped anyone more than 200-300 for any sorta fun. Or less LOL.

I agree with about letting dancers come to you. I never chase a dancer. If dancers don't want to make the first move, she doesn't want my money. I'm not going to chase anyone down to give them my money. They need to earn it.

While agree with you about limiting tips. I guess I'm a cheapskate. 200 is my max. When you start factoring in the VIP fees you look at over $400+ for little fun in tiny booth for 15 to 20 min. There are other non-SC options where you more time in a larger area for that kind of money.

[PelicanT99]

Anyone paying for a HJ is a dummy.

Anyone paying $100 for a HJ is a dummy, yeah. But I've tipped $20 or $40, like when I'm just going on a "test drive" dance and I get pleasantly surprised. Or when a "no extras" girl who I try for the hell of it breaks down & I think I might get more next time. Sometimes it can show that you're not cheap. Very dependent on the circumstances. If I negotiate in advance (which I almost always do in brothel clubs like TL or Paradise or Synn), I wouldn't go with a girl who offered only a HJ, because I know I can get more bang for the dance price from someone else. But in a LM club, I'd reward such service. But I usually tip $10-20 on even a LM contact dance in such clubs, so long as not air or ROB and they have a good attitude.

"Dummies" are the guys who assume they'll get a HJ or more merely for doing a lap dance & get mad (& blame the girl) if they don't. They're the A-holes that make dancers hate and overcharge the rest of us.