Strip Club Reports

[Pusclicious]

Anyone paying for a HJ is a dummy.

[CuziletYou72]

My tactic, let them come to you. If you approach them, they think you are desperate. Then they are in the driver seat. If they come to you, typically you'll control the outcome. Even in the VIP room say no to extras, and then ask, well what's your menu so I remember next time. Then once you know then you play the I didn't bring enough, I don't like to use my CC at the club line. They'll come down if they are having a bad night. Even the GPS ones and hottie ones will come down. I won't say names, some dudes here, can't keep their mouth shut. Told me after I declined, if I play with it will you tip me something, I say I will if you do a bit more than just play with it. She did. Ever since we VIP without $ expectations but I always tip her reasonably. I want her to come to me when I am there. I've never tipped anyone more than 200-300 for any sorta fun. Or less LOL.

I guess I gave off simp vibes because June opened with 6 FS with me, Katrina 3 HJ LOL.

Come to think of it. Whenever I approach a girl she tends to be overpriced. Whenever she approaches me, the prices are more reasonable. Simple enough I suppose but easily overlooked and forgotten. If time is of the essence and money is of no consequence, go up to your girl of choice. If you're trying to stretch your dollar, have them approach you.

[TomMajor]

All point except June. 2 for HJ. 3. 5 FS.

Katrina you say to negotiate if you knows you LOL with her mate, the Asian F-manager, day shift.

You are right. June mentioned 2 for starters.

Katrina is really cute and pretty, fit. I do enjoy her dance.

I've noticed that when you bring them to the VIP and say you just want to dance, they often cut the price a lot. This is probably because they realize they won't get any extra tips for those 15 minutes work, and they actually have to dance.

[Pusclicious]

This is their quote, I guess you can negotiate.

Pia, BJ 1, nice dance experience.

Lexi, FS 2. 5.

KATRINA, HJ 1. 5, but open to negotiate.

June, 2 for FS or BJ, cannot remember.

SAPPHIRE, FS 5.

June 2 FS LMFAO gluck with that wahahaha.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

All point except June. 2 for HJ. 3. 5 FS.

Katrina you say to negotiate if you knows you LOL with her mate, the Asian F-manager, day shift.

I guess I gave off simp vibes because June opened with 6 FS with me, Katrina 3 HJ LOL.

Come to think of it. Whenever I approach a girl she tends to be overpriced. Whenever she approaches me, the prices are more reasonable. Simple enough I suppose but easily overlooked and forgotten. If time is of the essence and money is of no consequence, go up to your girl of choice. If you're trying to stretch your dollar, have them approach you.

[CuziletYou72]

All point except June. 2 for HJ. 3. 5 FS.

Katrina you say to negotiate if you knows you LOL with her mate, the Asian F-manager, day shift.

This is their quote, I guess you can negotiate.

Pia, BJ 1, nice dance experience.

Lexi, FS 2. 5.

KATRINA, HJ 1. 5, but open to negotiate.

June, 2 for FS or BJ, cannot remember.

SAPPHIRE, FS 5.

[TomMajor]

This is their quote, I guess you can negotiate.

Pia, BJ 1, nice dance experience.

Lexi, FS 2. 5.

KATRINA, HJ 1. 5, but open to negotiate.

June, 2 for FS or BJ, cannot remember.

SAPPHIRE, FS 5.

[Into N Out]

How do you get doxy? What do you do for gonorrhea? I don't think doxy treats gonorrhea.

If I go raw my little loophole if I want to avoid going to my primary (which is 45 min away) is to hit up my local Urgent Care.

Tell them you had unprotected sex and its starting to burn when you pee (even if it doesn't). DO NOT tell them you're there for routine STD check. You have to have a symptom for Urgent Care to treat you or else they'll turn you away.

They'll run piss and blood tests, then give you a shot in the butt and pills for a week as a precaution.

After 3-5 days you'll get results in email.

Be careful boys, especially you raw-doggers out there. I get it, condoms suck, but trust me please. I've gotten 2 STDs from not wearing condoms AND genital warts when I DID wear a condom (aint that a *****?) Condoms don't protect against genital warts as they reside in the pubic region.

Had a bunch from what my doc thought might be NG prostatitis. I don't recommend this route, as two 200 mgs of doxy is nauseating. I usually play pretty safe, but since being single, I know I've let me guard down, which isn't good. Be safe out there while having fun.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Not sure what's worse, perfume and make up or fishy pussy. Recently BB'd one because she wanted the D bad (she seemed a little buzzed) but junior wasn't getting hard with the condom so my little head prevailed. Took two 100 mgs of doxy as PEP when I got home and did a thorough washing.

How do you get doxy? What do you do for gonorrhea? I don't think doxy treats gonorrhea.

If I go raw my little loophole if I want to avoid going to my primary (which is 45 min away) is to hit up my local Urgent Care.

Tell them you had unprotected sex and its starting to burn when you pee (even if it doesn't). DO NOT tell them you're there for routine STD check. You have to have a symptom for Urgent Care to treat you or else they'll turn you away.

They'll run piss and blood tests, then give you a shot in the butt and pills for a week as a precaution.

After 3-5 days you'll get results in email.

Be careful boys, especially you raw-doggers out there. I get it, condoms suck, but trust me please. I've gotten 2 STDs from not wearing condoms AND genital warts when I DID wear a condom (aint that a *****?) Condoms don't protect against genital warts as they reside in the pubic region.

[Into N Out]

I typically stayed away from any dancer showered in perfume. Even if they are the hottest in the club, I can name a few, since hard to get rid off scent in clothes and even arms and chest if we got too freaky. I have enough issues HM as it is LOL, for arriving late from work LOL. Not an hourly paid guy so easy to get away with "working late".

Not sure what's worse, perfume and make up or fishy pussy. Recently BB'd one because she wanted the D bad (she seemed a little buzzed) but junior wasn't getting hard with the condom so my little head prevailed. Took two 100 mgs of doxy as PEP when I got home and did a thorough washing.

[CuziletYou72]

I typically stayed away from any dancer showered in perfume. Even if they are the hottest in the club, I can name a few, since hard to get rid off scent in clothes and even arms and chest if we got too freaky. I have enough issues HM as it is LOL, for arriving late from work LOL. Not an hourly paid guy so easy to get away with "working late".

Some of these girls also have very strong-scented lotions and perfumes. That's where the identical shirt helps. Also a travel-size bottle of Febreeze / your deodorant / your cologne in the trunk.

Trust me, I've learned the hard way LOL.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Another true statement! I went home and took a shit before I showered and looked at myself in the mirror and found red lipstick on my neck and face! Even on my collared shirt! Luckily everyone was sleeping and didn't notice! I'll be going to Target and getting a small baby wipe container for the glovebox and filling it with those disposable Neutrogena makeup remover wipes!

Some of these girls also have very strong-scented lotions and perfumes. That's where the identical shirt helps. Also a travel-size bottle of Febreeze / your deodorant / your cologne in the trunk.

Trust me, I've learned the hard way LOL.

[SeanKonnery]

Always make sure to stop by the bathroom and check for:

Glitter on your face / body / clothes.

Make-up or tanning lotion smears on your face / body / clothes.

Keep a similar-looking shirt or top in the car to change into before you drive off (this could help or hurt you so plan accordingly.).

Keep some wet wipes in your car just in case you miss anything in the restroom. Double-check in the vanity mirror before you exit your car to enter your home.

Another true statement! I went home and took a shit before I showered and looked at myself in the mirror and found red lipstick on my neck and face! Even on my collared shirt! Luckily everyone was sleeping and didn't notice! I'll be going to Target and getting a small baby wipe container for the glovebox and filling it with those disposable Neutrogena makeup remover wipes!

[PelicanT99]

There's no reason to post prices in "code": "100 Roses" or "$1. 0".

But it gets confusing when the decimal point appears: $0. 750 would typically mean $75 not $750. Why not just say $750? It's less typing.

Voice recognition and / or this site's software or mods make posts here confusing enough. KISS. Keep it simple, guys! LOL.

LOL Proving my point, my own post got changed from "keep it simple, simps" to "guys". KISG? LOL.

[BoyBig855]

I remember trying to smash klair a while back and she told me she doesn't offer extras. Anyone been lucky with her I want to give her a ride.

Also anybody know Aioki rates?