Massage Parlor Reports

[AlmostRetired]

Let me second that sentiment. Not the place to go for FS. We got to keep that stream running clear for as long as we can. The level of service is consistent and you know what you're going to get as you climb the stairs and press the button to hear the now familiar door chime.

Just had a dream with Linda this week. Her massage skills are still by far one of the best I've had in the area. Her massage is in many ways like a NURU, and yup, no FS. I did see there is a location looks like in Oakton called Angel Massage. Definitely not the same as Linda's Angel Therapy.

[Powkid]

Has anyone been able to get in touch with Norma CMT lately? I've sent her a couple texts recently but haven't received a response. I had an appt scheduled earlier this year but she had to cancel. I've seen her a few times in the past and would like to again so if anyone's had any luck, I'd appreciate the info.

Spoke to her a few weeks ago. She isn't seeing clients right now. Not sure what's going on.

[FourNick8]

LC, Older yes, but was she at least the same girl in the photos, same hair style and cute facial features? Did she come to the door dressed in type of lingerie shown on photos? She looks like a Phillippina.

Got my interest, can you provide details please?

Listcrawler has listings for two Nicole's in Alexandria. Both are Latina and neither look Pinay to me. One is listed at the Super 8 on Bragg Street and the other on Duke street.

[MetalHead63]

I'm from Vab area, spending a couple of days in Winchester next week. AMPs any good or same as the rest?

[LowerBackPain]

LC, Older yes, but was she at least the same girl in the photos, same hair style and cute facial features? Did she come to the door dressed in type of lingerie shown on photos? She looks like a Phillippina.

Avoid this one https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23041063.html.
Showed up, closer to 44 than 24, walked right out. She made a fuss but no way was I interested in following through.

[Skooby]

Part of my love for pop culture comes from one of my uncles who is a huge movie buff with an extensive collection of movies. I remember one day as a kid looking through his collection of VHS tapes and seeing a box with a hot chick and two teenage dudes with bras on their heads on the cover. This was the most captivating shit I had seen ever and I had to watch. The movie was Weird Science and for those unaware, this movie is a riff on the tale of Dr Frankenstein's monster. Instead of putting together a lumbering monster though, the aforementioned teenage boys virtually compiled the parts to create their ideal chick. The concept of the movie was something that filled me with "Boy, if only. " for much of my young life. Growing into adulthood though, I realized nobody is ideal, you accept flaws, and understand that Frankenstein'd Kelly LeBrock's are relegated to works of fiction. Then last night happened.

Each of the Massive Mammary'd Madams of the Frank Brah Hall of Fame are the source of my adoration for various reasons. Kiko for instance, boasts her spectacular breasts, but is the best masseuse I've experienced in my extensive DMV sampling. Tara can turn on the flirtation and sultriness and have you harder than a Peanut Chew. Blue from Silk Spa used to ted bang me like she got her doctorate in the act, and Nikki once you get her to open up is actually really chill and hilarious. Interestingly though I stumbled upon a provider who is a Weird Science-esque amalgamation of all of the above traits. She is Amanda at Lily Spa.

In this report I'm calling the place Lily Spa because that's what the brahs here know it to be. On the door it says "Queen Spa" and the business cards have a completely different name on them. It's the spot over by the Coca-Cola factory off of Seminary that used to say Lily Spa in the window. I know from previous reports that Coco has left this location so I have no big tedspectations. Events of my day place me in the area though and I figured I'd pop in. I'm welcomed at the door by Amanda who greeted me with a bright smile and hello. She has a cute, round face and pretty smile. Her hair is dyed a medium brown tone and is pinned in a bun. Her build looks very similar to Kiko's but she's wearing an oversized t-shirt and high waisted shorts. Things are a bit camouflaged. I can however see a pair of lovely legs and the silhouette of plump teddies.

As we walked to the room I tell her that she's very pretty. She thanks me, tells me I'm handsome, then with a smile says "you're also" while doing her best Hanz and Franz SNL pose. The sight was so adorable I snort laugh. She reciprocated albeit less nasally. After paying the house fee I strip and hop on the table. She returns and runs her hands over my back and lets out a "whoa". At the beginning of June I started a new push, pull, legs lifting program and with all the back volume, my already thrashed back is full of more knots than the extension cord container in my garage. She asks "Do you like feet?" To which I replied "Are you asking if I have a foot fetish or if I like back walking?" She laughs, then comically snaps a serious look on her face and says "Both". I said "The answer is 'yes' to both. " She says "Oh you LIKE feet?" then kicks off one of her sandals and puts her foot on the table by my face while wiggling her toes. I slowly licked her across all five toes and sucked the big one when I got to it. She gasps, said "That made my pussy wet. " and smiled while letting out a giggle. If I had gotten any harder, she would have been able to spin me on that massage table like Leonardo DiCaprio's Inception totem.

She hops onto the table and begins my back walk. I'm not really a huge fan of the back walk to be honest but when I'm offered it I'll accept. I'm glad I did this particular time because it was the best I've experienced. She gracefully walked all over my back and my back was audibly cracking like a handful of glow sticks. If you would have put your ear to the door you would've thought she was walking on bubble wrap. If you listened a little longer you would've heard a sound that was me moaning euphorically, but you would've thought I was a dying swan having its feathers pulled out. Amanda asked if I was enjoying it. I told her "I've never done drugs, but I imagine this is what it feels like. " She burst into laughter and dropped down from the back walk.

After coming down she straddles my glutes and tells me that if I feel good she's going to switch to hands and massage me with oil. I heard her and agreed but wasn't completely paying attention. Part of what I'm sure you all have found to be the charm of Asian women is that they are the softest women on the planet. Amanda is exceptionally soft. When her thighs wrapped around my glutes there was a remarkable silky softness to them. She dismounted, hoisted up her shorts, oiled up and mounted my ass again. This time her legs slid against mine and I was enveloped by a baby dolphin level of smoothness as I received a back rub that was as good as any I've ever gotten from Kiko. After a few moments this heavenly bliss came to an end. She hopped off to my dismay and stood at the top of my head. She began strong strokes down my back smashing her teddies into the top of my head. While nice, all I really feel during this Ted Head portion of my massage is bra. Although I am in utter massage ecstasy, I can't help but beg the AMP universe that this bra isn't the real hero of her torso. This visit is a blast, but getting her topless only to find padding and mosquito bites will be devastating. I am hot toweled after a little while, soft touched wonderfully and flipped.

Post flip a soft touch of the front begins. After Amanda tickle teases junior and the guys, I take the opportunity to get familiar myself. I really wanted to feel her legs with my hands, so I run my hand up her calf and onto her hamstring. The feeling of her satiny skin drives me to run my hand up the leg of her shorts and caress her ass. To my surprise the ass cheek I grabbed was thick and as soft as her legs. Now her ass isn't going to trick you into thinking she's a Latina wearing a Mission Impossible mask and masquerading as an Asian woman. It is however soft and thick to the touch. She smiles and asks if I like while she toys with junior. I assure her I do but what I really want is the teddies. I get her out of her shirt, whip the teds out of her bra and my worries are allayed. Google "Nene Tanaka JJDA-024" and that's a good example of what I saw. Amanda's teddies have Tara sized nipples though and they are brown in tone. I softly squeeze and caress her teddies like they contain the meaning of life. The silky skin is consistent over her entire body and I am convinced she only bathes in milk and rose petals. I'm also invited to nurse, an invitation I accept with eagerness.

She's been giving me a tugger this whole time but I haven't been paying that any mind. She tells me that she's going to ted bang me since I like them so much and that promise was the only thing that would've made me let go. Moon Knight wouldn't have been able to beat me off of those teddies. Amanda oils up junior and the girls and gives me an exceptional ted banging. It's taking me a bit but there's no clock watching only passionate technique and dirty talk. Eventually I grail spray the hell out of myself due to the angle. She looks at the mess and says "Wow. That's pregnant on the first try. " We both burst into laughter. She does her comical snap to seriousness gag again and says "This isn't laughing time, this is sexy time. " She grabs my piece and begins tugging it again for a few minutes, curling my toes so violently I almost sprained my ankle. Hot towel, XOXO, 7 house, 8 Amanda, water bottle, pinky promises to return and farewell. I have every intention to keep Amanda in my rotation, and if for some reason she disappears, I'll feel shittier than Chet. Update time!

Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.

1. Kiko at Diamond Flash Spa. Best massage in the DMV. Gorgeous teddies. Google "Audreysimone Monika Vapes". That's what Kiko's teddies look like.

2. Amanda at Lily Spa. She has the potential to bump Kiko from the top spot. We'll see how it goes after a few visits.

3. Tara. Thai legend. If you Google "Seana Rae sensational video" her and Tara have very similar bodies, but Tara's teddies are firmer with thicker nipples.

4. Lily. Early 30's Chinese girl at CiCi Oriental Spa in Fredericksburg. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". That balcony photo shoot is what Lily's body looks like, with less booty. Gorgeous teddies.

5. Marianna. 50 something Ukrainian BBW in Silver Spring. Google "Porche Dali these tits'll knock ya out" (cringe I know), for her body type. Her teddies although being around the same size, are much nicer. Google "SPRD-632 Horikawa Nami" for nipple appearance and placement. Best edge tugger in the DMV.

6. Apple. Thick, Thai indy. Google "Codi Vore". Apple looks like that with much less of a tummy.

7. Nikki. Thai indy and owner of the biggest teddies in the HOF. Google "Ryan Smiles pawged" and look at the pics of her in the teal bathing suit. Now Google "my_vice_is_back nudes" and imagine those teddies with thicker nipples on the Ryan Smiles body and you have Nikki.

8. Vandara. Medium build, 50 something Thai indy with teds similar to Tomoko Kamisaka. Second best massage in the HOF.

Got to get this thing back to 10.

Frankie.

Is Vandara or Marianna the two oldest on this list?

[LocalCustomer]

Avoid this one https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23041063.html.

Showed up, closer to 44 than 24, walked right out. She made a fuss but no way was I interested in following through.

[LowerBackPain]

Let me second that sentiment. Not the place to go for FS. We got to keep that stream running clear for as long as we can. The level of service is consistent and you know what you're going to get as you climb the stairs and press the button to hear the now familiar door chime.

That is definitely the wrong location. Angel Therapy has a bathroom as soon you enter the spa on the right. There is definitely no FS there. So don't go there expecting that one. I have been knowing Linda for years.

[PuntaJaco43]

I agree.

I saw an ad on Craigslist for an Angel Spa.

Yes, I did too. There is an Angel in Mclean that I wrote about last year; at the time it was a totally legit operation. The owner probably sold out and now some provocative adds have been appearing on Craigslist. Certainly, things have changed now in the heart of Mclean. I think this warrants a visit.

Regards.

PJ.

[SmittyJ]

This is one of my go to's for a great massage and a good handshake finish for a long time. That was all that has ever been on the table until my last visit with Angela, I finally got a little more. Angela is a very thin 35-40 year old with A cups, she did a nice massage with tons of teasing from behind. On the flip she began soft touch and playing with jr, she started talking to me giving me a lot of compliments and saying how I must have a lot of girlfriends. I decided to take a try at more since we were having good dialog. I was able to convince her to do P2 P slide for $. She dropped her shorts and out came this tiny shaved V, she let me play with it first and I was surprised how wet she was. She jumped up on the table and started a very wet and enjoyable p2 p slide. It was long before I popped onto her V and my belly. She jumped off and cleaned us both up with alcohol spray. I did inquire about FS next time and she said she is too small, so I'm ot sure that will ever happen. I am just happy I got a better menu after all these years of going. . 6 house $ tip.

[WalkerC]

That is definitely the wrong location. Angel Therapy has a bathroom as soon you enter the spa on the right. There is definitely no FS there. So don't go there expecting that one. I have been knowing Linda for years.

I agree.

I saw an ad on Craigslist for an Angel Spa.

[DoYouKnow]

I am not sure if I am reading this correctly but are you saying that Linda's establishment is now providing full service? Please confirm as this is difficult if impossible to believe.

Are you sure you have the correct spa?

Regards Pj.

That is definitely the wrong location. Angel Therapy has a bathroom as soon you enter the spa on the right. There is definitely no FS there. So don't go there expecting that one. I have been knowing Linda for years.

[Ortho313]

Wow. I've seen Sasha twice in Bethesda, and I don't think that's on the table. (At least not anymore) I've read other reviews where no one has reported her engaging in that, so things must have changed.

I saw her probably 6-7 times before she would do anything more than a standard finish. Offered her. 4 for topless one time and she agreed. Eventually offered her $1 for nude and to my surprise she agreed. Over the next couple of visits I asked if she would lay beside me and things progressed from there. Keep in mind that this was over 20 years ago and as she's gotten older I'm not surprised if things have changed. BTW. FS was never an option with her.

Ortho.

[Serpico99]

I been to Angel and saw 2 girls so far and it were all good because I got what I wanted from them. One lady I saw was slim, taller and cute face. The other one was also young but much shorter than than the taller one. Not chunky. Both places have the same price structure for HH /60 and FH /80. Both of facilities are nice but you have to go out to use a bathroom when you stay in Angel. That was meh for me because I already got naked. LOL A naked guy in the hallway? Yes, you have to deal with it. Maybe just walk out the entrance door putting a robe or towel on your waist. If you don't like it, bring your own pee bottle. Don't worry too much. As I said, Angel offsets it with their young providers. BTW, if you go Forever wellness, you go there because you expect an excellent quality massage with L2 service like BJ. Grace is a small cute MILF. She doesn't look that old. That's a BS. And Forever wellness doesn't offer FS so if you're a FS guy, I'd say save your time. Their massage is so much better than Angel. Girls in Angel put pressure on your back which is almost non-existing and try to kill time with soft touch and chit-chat. Angel offers FS so you can have a good time with their kitty as I had.

So think about you're a FS or Massage guy. Choose the right one to save your money and time. I been tried for both and I can tell it all was great though their menu and speciality were different. Everyone has different cup of tea. Happy mongering!

Grace is old. Not "full retirement age" old where she is eligible to collect the full amount of social security, LOL, but she is not under 50, you can see it in her face and thinning hair on top. You are right, not my cup of tea, there are better options out there and I'm giving a honest review of my experience with this place.

[SonChi]

Read some where. There are three ways things are:

How it occurs to me.

How it occurs to them.

And how it occurs to others.

It's easy to make up stories that are based on how it occurs to me. But that may well be a story not based on fact.

Just saying,

Agree there are times a connection develops, everyone is human. Kindest and empathy goes a long way.

100% agree. Being kind goes a long way.

My comments were based on my experience of my ATFs passing me / referring me to another girlfriend, sometimes even via a MFF. My opinion remains: I think it was to lessen our attraction to each other by diluting our regularly scheduled programming. They may see me getting attached and shake me off or see themselves getting attached and shaking themselves off. If I get what I want, I do not try something new, I will repeat.