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[MR Nimbus]

I actually read this post beforehand and still ended up seeing her. And damn I had the same experience with her hygiene. Her attitude was great though. Very nice and chatty. But man. Her asshole smelled like straight up SHIT. Not even must. But actual shit. What's worse is that I already had my tongue on it before I noticed. And legit tasted it. Smh. It was bitter and rough. Took all night to get the smell off my mustache. Shit was crazy. Only ever experienced that with one provider. That one girl Starr child off hx. But she actually looked musty off her pics. Lena looks clean and sexy. And she definitely was sexy. Great body and ass. But the smell ruined it for me. If she's not even cleaning her ass then you know she's not bothering to clean herself or brush her teeth between clients. It honestly smelled like she hadn't wiped her ass in days. Smh. Also the BBBJ was very average IMO. No type of suction and she kept asking if I was ready after 2 minutes. I could care less about deep throating. I need suction above all.

I think all the good ratings are just based on her having a nice attitude. Most guys are just happy that a pretty young girl is nice to them. Fuck that. I'd rather have a poor attitude with stellar performance and hygiene. But these girls are smart like that. They know if they laugh and chat with you that the simps will disregard all the bullshit. Definitely can't recommend her just based on the horrible smells.

She straight put you on the IL!

When I know I'm going to see a girl who's does Greek I go in with high caution! Can definitely find your self in a muddy situation.

I've banged jademichelle booty hole and ended up with leftovers on my cock. She's hot as fuck I just hope for the sake of the next gent she at least showered up!

[Flaco220]

I actually read this post beforehand and still ended up seeing her. And damn I had the same experience with her hygiene. Her attitude was great though. Very nice and chatty. But man. Her asshole smelled like straight up SHIT. Not even must. But actual shit. What's worse is that I already had my tongue on it before I noticed. And legit tasted it. Smh. It was bitter and rough. Took all night to get the smell off my mustache. Shit was crazy. Only ever experienced that with one provider. That one girl Starr child off hx. But she actually looked musty off her pics. Lena looks clean and sexy. And she definitely was sexy. Great body and ass. But the smell ruined it for me. If she's not even cleaning her ass then you know she's not bothering to clean herself or brush her teeth between clients. It honestly smelled like she hadn't wiped her ass in days. Smh. Also the BBBJ was very average IMO. No type of suction and she kept asking if I was ready after 2 minutes. I could care less about deep throating. I need suction above all.

I think all the good ratings are just based on her having a nice attitude. Most guys are just happy that a pretty young girl is nice to them. Fuck that. I'd rather have a poor attitude with stellar performance and hygiene. But these girls are smart like that. They know if they laugh and chat with you that the simps will disregard all the bullshit. Definitely can't recommend her just based on the horrible smells.

Your review made me laugh. Jokes aside, that's terrible but I'm not surprised. I don't get it either because she seems like a nice person. I mentioned in my review, she tried to play it off as if she almost forgot to give my money back and on top of that, she never rated me back as well so maybe asking for the "Anal entrance fee" back, rubbed her the wrong way? Oh well, she needs to learn how to prepare the meal properly and clean her butt hole. Personal awareness goes a long way so I appreciate the ladies who make the effort. I also question some of her reviews too.

[KoolKeith323]

I actually read this post beforehand and still ended up seeing her. And damn I had the same experience with her hygiene. Her attitude was great though. Very nice and chatty. But man. Her asshole smelled like straight up SHIT. Not even must. But actual shit. What's worse is that I already had my tongue on it before I noticed. And legit tasted it. Smh. It was bitter and rough. Took all night to get the smell off my mustache. Shit was crazy. Only ever experienced that with one provider. That one girl Starr child off hx. But she actually looked musty off her pics. Lena looks clean and sexy. And she definitely was sexy. Great body and ass. But the smell ruined it for me. If she's not even cleaning her ass then you know she's not bothering to clean herself or brush her teeth between clients. It honestly smelled like she hadn't wiped her ass in days. Smh. Also the BBBJ was very average IMO. No type of suction and she kept asking if I was ready after 2 minutes. I could care less about deep throating. I need suction above all.

I think all the good ratings are just based on her having a nice attitude. Most guys are just happy that a pretty young girl is nice to them. Fuck that..

Some dudes like rotten smelly ass fetish. Som also like girls taking a dump on them. I remember the rumor going around about that Munk dude likes shit fetishes he denied. LOL.

[ChrisPoontang]

Her asshole smelled like straight up SHIT. Not even must. But actual shit. What's worse is that I already had my tongue on it before I noticed. And legit tasted it. Smh. It was bitter and rough. Took all night to get the smell off my mustache. Shit was crazy.

Yeah this is why I don't put my mouth near these girls.

I feel for ya man.

No one should have to ever taste prostitute dookie.

[JohnBlaze36]

L: Cute in the face, nice body, thick ass (best part to me).

A: Nice, chatty, easy going.

S: BBBJ, Choked, K9 (nice ass, I'll give her that), Overall it was ok but I was a little disappointed that I didn't get Greek because that's the whole reason I wanted to see her to begin with. On top of that her breath wasn't fresh even though she says that hygiene is important to her, her pussy and ass were hairy af and she was musty. I just like when a girl presents the meal properly, fresh etc. I also paied an extra $ for Greek up front so asking for my $ back was awkward.

E: $$HH.

Are: No, because she ghosted me for 30 min without replying to my texts letting her know I was there and parked, hygiene was off and not being able to fuck her booty hole. It just didn't go as expected so one and done for me but she has good reviews so she might work for others.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Lovely_Lena

I actually read this post beforehand and still ended up seeing her. And damn I had the same experience with her hygiene. Her attitude was great though. Very nice and chatty. But man. Her asshole smelled like straight up SHIT. Not even must. But actual shit. What's worse is that I already had my tongue on it before I noticed. And legit tasted it. Smh. It was bitter and rough. Took all night to get the smell off my mustache. Shit was crazy. Only ever experienced that with one provider. That one girl Starr child off hx. But she actually looked musty off her pics. Lena looks clean and sexy. And she definitely was sexy. Great body and ass. But the smell ruined it for me. If she's not even cleaning her ass then you know she's not bothering to clean herself or brush her teeth between clients. It honestly smelled like she hadn't wiped her ass in days. Smh. Also the BBBJ was very average IMO. No type of suction and she kept asking if I was ready after 2 minutes. I could care less about deep throating. I need suction above all.

I think all the good ratings are just based on her having a nice attitude. Most guys are just happy that a pretty young girl is nice to them. Fuck that. I'd rather have a poor attitude with stellar performance and hygiene. But these girls are smart like that. They know if they laugh and chat with you that the simps will disregard all the bullshit. Definitely can't recommend her just based on the horrible smells.

[ChefSolo]

I wonder if that was the same booker, the profile looked different from the other girls and now it seems to be deactivated.

I rarely ask for reviews here since I don't share as often as I should as far as writing reviews but I'm curious about this crew and if the other girls deliver a more pleasant experience.

The formatting of the message was exactly like the one mentioned in the original post so I'm going to assume it's the same booker.

[SainHT]

I just saw one of these girls.

She was absolute trash.

First they double booked me. Had me knocking at some random door for 5 minutes. Then I see a guy leave the room behind me. 2 minutes later from the same door the ***** peeks her head out and tells me to come in. That should have been my sign to leave but I didn't. My next sign should have been to just do the QV. But she looked hot and seemed enthusiastic. I laid the gift down for the hh. She then grabs a towel and sprays my dick with alcohol and wipes me down. Then she grabs a condom to give me cbbj. I asked her to honor the menu and she reluctantly gave me a BJ with the least amount of suction and barely going down. I could tell where this was going and told her to just put the condom on me. She pulled out a box of bubble gum and opens it up and there's a stack of unwrapped condoms inside like some economy ass shit. She puts it on me and sucks me for like 10 seconds. Then asks me to get behind her. I start fucking and 2 min in she's telling me to cum. I pull out and she starts complaining. I told her I'm there for a hh and she said, no 10 min, 250. I told her to just turn around and I pounded away until I could pop. She tried sweet talking after and I just got dressed and left.

Save your time and money. I haven't had a miss like this in a while. Fuck this booker and all his Colombian trash bitches. They are all probably ripoffs just like this POS was.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Gatiiita

I wonder if that was the same booker, the profile looked different from the other girls and now it seems to be deactivated.

I rarely ask for reviews here since I don't share as often as I should as far as writing reviews but I'm curious about this crew and if the other girls deliver a more pleasant experience.

[ChefSolo]

OP, sorry I don't have an answer--I am bumping your post because I would also like to know about these girls.

I just saw one of these girls.

She was absolute trash.

First they double booked me. Had me knocking at some random door for 5 minutes. Then I see a guy leave the room behind me. 2 minutes later from the same door the ***** peeks her head out and tells me to come in. That should have been my sign to leave but I didn't. My next sign should have been to just do the QV. But she looked hot and seemed enthusiastic. I laid the gift down for the hh. She then grabs a towel and sprays my dick with alcohol and wipes me down. Then she grabs a condom to give me cbbj. I asked her to honor the menu and she reluctantly gave me a BJ with the least amount of suction and barely going down. I could tell where this was going and told her to just put the condom on me. She pulled out a box of bubble gum and opens it up and there's a stack of unwrapped condoms inside like some economy ass shit. She puts it on me and sucks me for like 10 seconds. Then asks me to get behind her. I start fucking and 2 min in she's telling me to cum. I pull out and she starts complaining. I told her I'm there for a hh and she said, no 10 min, 250. I told her to just turn around and I pounded away until I could pop. She tried sweet talking after and I just got dressed and left.

Save your time and money. I haven't had a miss like this in a while. Fuck this booker and all his Colombian trash bitches. They are all probably ripoffs just like this POS was.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Gatiiita

[FiatVoluptas]

Whats the word on these colombian chicks?

All have the same menu style ending with.

No list:

No AA.

No greek.

No BBFS / no camel slide.

JessicaValentina, SoniaValentina, SashaValentina, Colombianna.

Seems like a booker manages them.

Anyone checked them out?

OP, sorry I don't have an answer--I am bumping your post because I would also like to know about these girls.

[SosoGogo]

Hot AF and the pussy is great. Honors menu and gives great head. She is a little bit older than in the pics but her body is unreal and amazing tits. She is in great shape for her age.

Go get it.

How old do you think she is? How much older is she than her pictures?

[DankDonk]

Saw her in SGV last Friday and I will post a review soon she was hot.

Where's the review?! Were all waiting loll.

Is she a totally new indie girl? Or is she a former agency girl that split off? I noticed she's advertising another girl too. Nana.

[ReDtoLaunch]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Keiko

Anyone seen her?

[ChefSolo]

She is No-GFE.

Yah she tried to shame me when I asked about BBBJ. More and more of these fig street walkers are ending up on hx and bringing their rules with them.

[HapaBoy86]

Has anyone seen her? I always see her around the EB pages, now she has a HX page. What's the deets on her?

https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/13158

She is No-GFE.

[MnkyPunch95]

Has anyone seen her? I always see her around the EB pages, now she has a HX page. What's the deets on her?

https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/13158