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06-26-23 05:25 #24574Senior Member

Posts: 902Yes, you are right. It has got worse post-lockdown. I see this with the Korean AMP providers more do than the Chinese AMPs. The Korean AMPs seem to want to do 30 minute pump and dump sessions with about 5 minutes of any actual massage (poke and prod). They also complain a lot more than their Chinese counterparts about having to actually massage a customer and if a customer takes too long to cum. Maybe they are really desperate to make that monthly rent. The only positive is that a lot of the AMPs in northern VA are more willing to do FS compared to pre pandemic. Pre pandemic, you had to go to PG County for reliable FS. However you have too many mongers overpaying for FS so a lot of providers turned into GPS providers in this area.
Originally Posted by CoolWays
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06-25-23 12:39 #24573Senior Member

Posts: 328Supply and Demand
I see this attitude linked with supply and demand.
Originally Posted by CoolWays
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When I lived and visited the Philippines, Thailand, and Cambodia there was a better ratio of bargirls to mongers and some pretty girls didn't get a bar-fined but two or three times a week. If you walk into. A bar or massage house and there are 20 girls for you choosing they had better put on a good show if they want repeat customers.
In NOVA there are girls who just give plain bad service and yet still busy with mongers throwing money at them. I like to try new talent but I refuse to pay for repeat performances if they can't show a little bit of enthusiasm while sucking my dick. To me a little IOP and 5 minutes of snuggle time with a DFK after the act go a long way to putting her a regular rotation.
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06-25-23 12:32 #24572Senior Member

Posts: 88Back it again!
Dude I love your reviews and HOF list! Thanks for the update!
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06-25-23 11:49 #24571Senior Member

Posts: 90Teddies
This post is Pure Gold! Thank you, Sir.
Originally Posted by FrankDigitola
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06-25-23 10:59 #24570Senior Member

Posts: 75Joyce
Since Joyce is back on the scene I'll pass along a close friend's experience with her when she snapped a photo of him as he walked up to the room. It's why she steps outside to greet her clients. My friend made her delete the photo but you know how that goes these days. Just a tid bit of info from a friend.
Originally Posted by FourNick8
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06-25-23 09:54 #24569Senior Member

Posts: 94Absolutely disgusting
I wonder if there's a discreet way of notifying PWC health department without raising other alarms. This crap is going to get someone really sick, who knows what sort of bacteria and viruses are incubating in that towel warmer.
Originally Posted by CoolWays
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06-24-23 21:53 #24568Senior Member

Posts: 686Times have changed
Once upon a time, a guy could visit just about any AMP and get a full hour and actually be treated like they were a little special, but has anyone noticed in the last couple of years the hour is not 45-50 minutes, rates and tips have increased and very rarely does the ladies take the time or energy for a little tease or make a gut feel special? Now there are exceptions Angel and Pine off of Blake has always made me feel like $$ well spent and that they took their time and seem to be a lot more personable. I have visited probably over 200 different AMPs from Florida to Pennsylvania and everywhere between and it seems to be everywhere. I'm the last year most of my experiences I have left felt cheated, and actually pissed that I even went. A decent massage was something I could alway count on and the bonus was enjoying time together. I know to them it's all about the money, on the other hand I do miss the small little things that makes the experience. I'm not hot young stud and never was just an old out of shape dude that is always clean and pretty genuine with tips, so if any older guys have any hints or ideas please share.
Thank you.
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06-24-23 20:44 #24567Senior Member

Posts: 133Weird Science
Part of my love for pop culture comes from one of my uncles who is a huge movie buff with an extensive collection of movies. I remember one day as a kid looking through his collection of VHS tapes and seeing a box with a hot chick and two teenage dudes with bras on their heads on the cover. This was the most captivating shit I had seen ever and I had to watch. The movie was Weird Science and for those unaware, this movie is a riff on the tale of Dr Frankenstein's monster. Instead of putting together a lumbering monster though, the aforementioned teenage boys virtually compiled the parts to create their ideal chick. The concept of the movie was something that filled me with "Boy, if only. " for much of my young life. Growing into adulthood though, I realized nobody is ideal, you accept flaws, and understand that Frankenstein'd Kelly LeBrock's are relegated to works of fiction. Then last night happened.
Each of the Massive Mammary'd Madams of the Frank Brah Hall of Fame are the source of my adoration for various reasons. Kiko for instance, boasts her spectacular breasts, but is the best masseuse I've experienced in my extensive DMV sampling. Tara can turn on the flirtation and sultriness and have you harder than a Peanut Chew. Blue from Silk Spa used to ted bang me like she got her doctorate in the act, and Nikki once you get her to open up is actually really chill and hilarious. Interestingly though I stumbled upon a provider who is a Weird Science-esque amalgamation of all of the above traits. She is Amanda at Lily Spa.
In this report I'm calling the place Lily Spa because that's what the brahs here know it to be. On the door it says "Queen Spa" and the business cards have a completely different name on them. It's the spot over by the Coca-Cola factory off of Seminary that used to say Lily Spa in the window. I know from previous reports that Coco has left this location so I have no big tedspectations. Events of my day place me in the area though and I figured I'd pop in. I'm welcomed at the door by Amanda who greeted me with a bright smile and hello. She has a cute, round face and pretty smile. Her hair is dyed a medium brown tone and is pinned in a bun. Her build looks very similar to Kiko's but she's wearing an oversized t-shirt and high waisted shorts. Things are a bit camouflaged. I can however see a pair of lovely legs and the silhouette of plump teddies.
As we walked to the room I tell her that she's very pretty. She thanks me, tells me I'm handsome, then with a smile says "you're also" while doing her best Hanz and Franz SNL pose. The sight was so adorable I snort laugh. She reciprocated albeit less nasally. After paying the house fee I strip and hop on the table. She returns and runs her hands over my back and lets out a "whoa". At the beginning of June I started a new push, pull, legs lifting program and with all the back volume, my already thrashed back is full of more knots than the extension cord container in my garage. She asks "Do you like feet?" To which I replied "Are you asking if I have a foot fetish or if I like back walking?" She laughs, then comically snaps a serious look on her face and says "Both". I said "The answer is 'yes' to both. " She says "Oh you LIKE feet?" then kicks off one of her sandals and puts her foot on the table by my face while wiggling her toes. I slowly licked her across all five toes and sucked the big one when I got to it. She gasps, said "That made my pussy wet. " and smiled while letting out a giggle. If I had gotten any harder, she would have been able to spin me on that massage table like Leonardo DiCaprio's Inception totem.
She hops onto the table and begins my back walk. I'm not really a huge fan of the back walk to be honest but when I'm offered it I'll accept. I'm glad I did this particular time because it was the best I've experienced. She gracefully walked all over my back and my back was audibly cracking like a handful of glow sticks. If you would have put your ear to the door you would've thought she was walking on bubble wrap. If you listened a little longer you would've heard a sound that was me moaning euphorically, but you would've thought I was a dying swan having its feathers pulled out. Amanda asked if I was enjoying it. I told her "I've never done drugs, but I imagine this is what it feels like. " She burst into laughter and dropped down from the back walk.
After coming down she straddles my glutes and tells me that if I feel good she's going to switch to hands and massage me with oil. I heard her and agreed but wasn't completely paying attention. Part of what I'm sure you all have found to be the charm of Asian women is that they are the softest women on the planet. Amanda is exceptionally soft. When her thighs wrapped around my glutes there was a remarkable silky softness to them. She dismounted, hoisted up her shorts, oiled up and mounted my ass again. This time her legs slid against mine and I was enveloped by a baby dolphin level of smoothness as I received a back rub that was as good as any I've ever gotten from Kiko. After a few moments this heavenly bliss came to an end. She hopped off to my dismay and stood at the top of my head. She began strong strokes down my back smashing her teddies into the top of my head. While nice, all I really feel during this Ted Head portion of my massage is bra. Although I am in utter massage ecstasy, I can't help but beg the AMP universe that this bra isn't the real hero of her torso. This visit is a blast, but getting her topless only to find padding and mosquito bites will be devastating. I am hot toweled after a little while, soft touched wonderfully and flipped.
Post flip a soft touch of the front begins. After Amanda tickle teases junior and the guys, I take the opportunity to get familiar myself. I really wanted to feel her legs with my hands, so I run my hand up her calf and onto her hamstring. The feeling of her satiny skin drives me to run my hand up the leg of her shorts and caress her ass. To my surprise the ass cheek I grabbed was thick and as soft as her legs. Now her ass isn't going to trick you into thinking she's a Latina wearing a Mission Impossible mask and masquerading as an Asian woman. It is however soft and thick to the touch. She smiles and asks if I like while she toys with junior. I assure her I do but what I really want is the teddies. I get her out of her shirt, whip the teds out of her bra and my worries are allayed. Google "Nene Tanaka JJDA-024" and that's a good example of what I saw. Amanda's teddies have Tara sized nipples though and they are brown in tone. I softly squeeze and caress her teddies like they contain the meaning of life. The silky skin is consistent over her entire body and I am convinced she only bathes in milk and rose petals. I'm also invited to nurse, an invitation I accept with eagerness.
She's been giving me a tugger this whole time but I haven't been paying that any mind. She tells me that she's going to ted bang me since I like them so much and that promise was the only thing that would've made me let go. Moon Knight wouldn't have been able to beat me off of those teddies. Amanda oils up junior and the girls and gives me an exceptional ted banging. It's taking me a bit but there's no clock watching only passionate technique and dirty talk. Eventually I grail spray the hell out of myself due to the angle. She looks at the mess and says "Wow. That's pregnant on the first try. " We both burst into laughter. She does her comical snap to seriousness gag again and says "This isn't laughing time, this is sexy time. " She grabs my piece and begins tugging it again for a few minutes, curling my toes so violently I almost sprained my ankle. Hot towel, XOXO, 7 house, 8 Amanda, water bottle, pinky promises to return and farewell. I have every intention to keep Amanda in my rotation, and if for some reason she disappears, I'll feel shittier than Chet. Update time!
Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.
1. Kiko at Diamond Flash Spa. Best massage in the DMV. Gorgeous teddies. Google "Audreysimone Monika Vapes". That's what Kiko's teddies look like.
2. Amanda at Lily Spa. She has the potential to bump Kiko from the top spot. We'll see how it goes after a few visits.
3. Tara. Thai legend. If you Google "Seana Rae sensational video" her and Tara have very similar bodies, but Tara's teddies are firmer with thicker nipples.
4. Lily. Early 30's Chinese girl at CiCi Oriental Spa in Fredericksburg. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". That balcony photo shoot is what Lily's body looks like, with less booty. Gorgeous teddies.
5. Marianna. 50 something Ukrainian BBW in Silver Spring. Google "Porche Dali these tits'll knock ya out" (cringe I know), for her body type. Her teddies although being around the same size, are much nicer. Google "SPRD-632 Horikawa Nami" for nipple appearance and placement. Best edge tugger in the DMV.
6. Apple. Thick, Thai indy. Google "Codi Vore". Apple looks like that with much less of a tummy.
7. Nikki. Thai indy and owner of the biggest teddies in the HOF. Google "Ryan Smiles pawged" and look at the pics of her in the teal bathing suit. Now Google "my_vice_is_back nudes" and imagine those teddies with thicker nipples on the Ryan Smiles body and you have Nikki.
8. Vandara. Medium build, 50 something Thai indy with teds similar to Tomoko Kamisaka. Second best massage in the HOF.
Got to get this thing back to 10.
Frankie.
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06-24-23 16:46 #24566Senior Member

Posts: 49I'm not sure but
No risk no return. This is a hobby sorta like that. If you want to be safe perfectly then you go to a bar being full of cougars.
Originally Posted by Serpico99
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06-24-23 12:18 #24565Senior Member

Posts: 56Cindy
CBJ for $ however FS is Available.
Originally Posted by FourNick8
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06-24-23 12:12 #24564Senior Member

Posts: 902I saw the same thing years ago with the provider you had recently seen: a notebook with names and phone numbers laying out in the middle of her room. I made the mistake one time of using my real number to contact her and when she greeted me at the door, she knew my real first name (probably she googled my number). She should really keep those notebooks concealed or better yet, get a second electronic device to save the info encrypted on the device.
Originally Posted by FourNick8
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06-23-23 17:42 #24563Senior Member

Posts: 328Please confirm
You got CBJ, FS, COT from Cindy at FHOH for $? What was the entrance fee?
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06-23-23 15:42 #24562Senior Member

Posts: 56Fhoh
Cindy.
Everything was on the table.
CBJ, FS, COT, Nude.
-Cost me $.
-late 20's.
-Body 6/10.
-Face 7/10.
Skills 6/10.
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06-23-23 12:52 #24561Senior Member

Posts: 328Be safe out there
Some people believe AMP's and Independents are completely safe but then shit like this happens. Pittsburg isn't that far away;.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/washingto...234805801.html
Other reports said she kept name and phone lists that are now in police possession. I have recently seen a provider that keeps written logs in unsecured places. Makes me glad I have a anon burner phone and use a fake name.
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06-23-23 09:59 #24560Senior Member

Posts: 43What was the total damage?
What did you tip for that service?
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