Massage Parlor Reports

[Scott585]

I'm pretty sure this place just opened up. It still says yoga on the sign. I was walking to 99 to buy some drinks. Saw they were open, walked in and one girl showed up, she is fat and ugly.

Fuck this, I was ready to walk out, she stopped, and called YoYo out. YoYo was in black dress, skinny little Asian girl, about 4'3, C cup, but those looks very big on her, cause she is small.

I did half hour session for total of 160. She was sweet, and cute. She is my type, I'm into small size girls. After paid the tip, we started with a DFK. I massaged her for a while, asked for CBJ. She went down, blow for like 10 minutes. Asked me if I want BBBJ or table shower for extra 20. Not for me. So we finished with a classic CFS, missionary mode. I went a little over time, but she was very nice about it.

Great Service.

[Southali]

Leaving Cali by 12/2023.

Thinking of doing a backpacking sex tour at AMPs and KAAMPS. I'll be living off fiat and crypto trading earnings. Not sure for how long but, maybe 10 years.

What do you think I'd need? Income wise, I can make 60-80% roi weekly with losses included. I'm a minimalist so, all I need is a pair of clothes and hygienics. I'm not above sleeping in a tent or portable mini home. I'm approx 6'2 and have a lot of muscle (I'm not toned at the moment). What else do you think I need for this experience. I always planned to get married later in life bjt, accomplished all my priorities very early. Also, Cali isn't my type of place without having to give too many details.

I started to say you are wasting your money. But will not, since you have this one life to do as you wish with what you have.

Instead, consider this:

There are many other countries which exist where you can prolong this endeavor you are planning.

I would debate that you would also feel like you are "drinking from a firehose" of pleasures if you add in the element of online dating in these locations.

You can live minimally, since the cost of living will be a fraction of what it costs to live in California. A tent here makes sense from an economic standpoint, I understand that.

DM me if there is more you want to discuss.

[PoonTangJohnny]

I went to Erma for the first time ever, this past Sunday night. All I can say is: OMFG! If you're into smoking hot sexy little spinners with a killer body, very pretty exotic face / smile and amazing GFE service- Cici at Erma is the 1! I know I'll probably end up regret sharing this. Because it's only going to make it harder for me, but this lady truly is a pretty incredible special talent, and the MMS also treated me like a VIP even though this was my very first time ever visiting there. My very first time, & hit the fucking jackpot!

I really want to say, "Thank you," to SeanMendez345, for being such an awesome Brother when I reached out to him. It still actually took another unforeseen set of circumstances (I'll add a more detailed report later), that lead up to me calling a last second late night quadruple audible and head out to this place.

First off, thanks to the board and monger reports! Got a great massage and extras at Erma yesterday.

Based on reports, I was looking for Cherry or Angel. The very cute Asian girl (Cici) who met me at the door said they weren't there (anymore? Her English was quite poor so I'm not 100% sure.

I bought an hour for $. 7 and much to my delight it was Cici who did the massage. She was pretty good at using her body (tiny, maybe 5'2", very nice body, superb C cup tits and a medium-sized tat just above her veej. Gave me maybe 10 minutes of firm massage before she wondered if I wanted "boom boom". Ever the gentleman, I couldn't deny the lady.

A very nice about of kissing, 69, DATY and BBBJ ensued. She did the standard moaning bit but that quickly came to an end as I was thankfully able to find her fun spots with my tongue. A raincoat was applied and a nice finish was had. Easy 9/10.

Thank you as well for this most excellent report, JLZ!

I walked into the lobby and was met by Cici. She was sporting a sexy black nightgown-looking dress with her amazing tits popping out. She escorted me into the room immediately to the right of the corridor entrance. I got undressed and sat on the bed waiting. When Cici returned, I pulled her towards me to get a better look at her and damn! I was mesmerized by her gorgeous figure with a perfect slim body with nice pair of Cs begging to be sucked!

She took the initiative to undress me and I helped her undress. Getting a full view of her naked body and wow. What a body! Cici is the first provider I've seen, that I would consider rating 10/10. She has two sets of tattoos. One on her lower back (couldn't make it out) and one in front of her stomach (a rose and ex-boyfriend's name).

I laid face down on the bed as she instructed and she started kissing and licking all over my body from neck to leg. I swear, I thought she was going to start licking my butthole! Lots of teasing around the ballsack. Felt great! She then put on some oil and started to titty-rub my back from neck to toe with some sensual massage of my back. She started grazing and teasing the inner thighs up into my ass crack and into the ball sack.

She then got on top of my back and started kissing and sucking my earlobes. I tilted my head back and we started DFK. I flipped, she got on top of me and we started to make out for a while as I was hooked on sucking and playing with her titties. She eventually sucks her way down to my dick and starts some sensual BBBJ. Her BBBJ skills are amazing. Nice and slow and very stimulating. She got some lube and started titty fucking my dick. She then rotated her body around and invited me for some DATY. I ate her up for a few minutes. She then dismounted and gave me some more BBBJ as I caress all over her body. I got up and laid her on the bed with her legs between and started to make out again..

Thanks, Splash! "Cici provides an awesome GFE with a genuine down-to-earth personality. She is definitely a gem" Cici most definitely is, "a Gem" and I'm most definitely going back or seconds! This hot little sexy bomb is going to be my new ATF drug of choice!

And thank you USASG or having this moderated platform, a place we can enjoy this hobby and have the confidence and trust, with our peers here.

[LoveYouLong]

When I entered the Spa I noticed the larger entry way was converted to a smaller hall. They were able to add another room, nice! Cherry met me at the door and walked me to the room, she gave me a big hug and kiss and then she went to get a towel, I was surprised about this. She then helped me remove my clothes and wrapped the towel around me, we walked to the shower and she turned the shower on. I motioned for her to join me so she walked back to grab another towel and she stripped down, WOW! I love her tits! So soft and natural!! I grabbed some soap and started to rub her tits when the washing machine must have kicked on because we lost all hot water! We jumped out, dried ourselves off and went back to the room. She put her clothes back on (bummer) and started to give me a massage, I showed her I had sore lower back so she concentrated a string massage in that area and walked on my back. Relief After that, it got hot! I got up and sat down on the edge of the bed and we started DFK, I slowly removed her clothes and again started to play with her tits. She smothered me in them and I was in heaven. She then moved down to my now standing at attention pole and she started an awesome BBBJ. She really got into it, she was all in my balls, DT, playing with the tip, licking the shaft up and down. DAMN it felt great!! I decided to return the favor and we got into 69 and went at her clit as she was slopping on my knob. After a while, she jumped on top, took me whole and just started to grind with side to side, front to back, and up and down. Felp so good, she felt tight. I then laid her down and we went at in MS until I filled the bag. By this time I was sweating, it sometimes takes me awhile to fill the bag. We decided to try the shower again, we had better luck. I grabbed the soap and soaped up her body paying a lot of attention to her tits. She rubbed the soap on me and cleaned my shaft and chest. We then rubbed our soapy bodies together, she turned around so her back was against my chest and more rubbing of her soap ass on my rod. I was starting to get going again as I was also grabbing her awesome soft, perfect soapy tits and nipples. The water started to go cold again LOL So we jumped up and time was up. A very memorable and worthwhile trip!

[SukijoSeiwaka]

Leaving Cali by 12/2023.

Thinking of doing a backpacking sex tour at AMPs and KAAMPS. I'll be living off fiat and crypto trading earnings. Not sure for how long but, maybe 10 years.

What do you think I'd need? Income wise, I can make 60-80% roi weekly with losses included. I'm a minimalist so, all I need is a pair of clothes and hygienics. I'm not above sleeping in a tent or portable mini home. I'm approx 6'2 and have a lot of muscle (I'm not toned at the moment). What else do you think I need for this experience. I always planned to get married later in life bjt, accomplished all my priorities very early. Also, Cali isn't my type of place without having to give too many details.

[Stl Danish]

Had my third visit with Cathy tonight. Believe the hype. She's mid 20's, 5'6", probably 115-120 lbs. She has a flat stomach, a small cute butt, and the best tits in San Diego. I checked the tag on her bra and they're legit G cups. As a huge titty lover, I can't get enough of them. They're natural, well shaped, no stretch marks, and great areola and nipples. She rubs them all over and has a great Russian technique with them.

Not only are her tits amazing, but she provides great service. Enthusiastic DFK, incredible BBBJ w DT until she makes herself gag. And her pussy is super tight and nice. She doesn't watch the clock and really is great all around.

I think she's naturally very pretty. I was admiring her nice skin and her nicely groomed eyebrows tonight. She has full lips and a good smile. Nice straight teeth.

Yes her English is a little limited, but she's eager to learn, she's intelligent, and she has a great sense of humor. Seriously cute attitude and she aims to please. I've finished during BBBJ the last two times despite trying to hold off for some boom boom. She acted disappointed that I couldn't fuck her. It was cute.

Go see this gem of a girl while you still can. 10/10 experience.

You're being a little generous. She's mid 30's and has a bit of a paunch. Facially, not a head-turner but certainly not bad. Her tits are ridiculous and are alone worth the visit. Her Russian and BBBJ are also A+ material.

[BobbyBee10]

Title says it all. Evening gents. I got one afternoon free and I have to fly back out, wanting to know who I should I go with. Seems like Cathy at Erma is the go to based on all the recent I'm seeing. Any others? I love a good BBBJ and a good Russian. Prefer bare when allowed but not a deal breaker. Seems Apple and MiMi are contenders. Any others?

[CookiesGuy]

I will abbreviate my normal format and simply state that Bella scores 8. 8 or higher in every category. Mostly 10's.

Gorgeous face, silky hair. Slender build with soft natural CS (that she loves to fondle and have you play with) with a bit of sexy curve and a nice handful of firm ass. Her talent level is absolute top tier and she provides a truly passionate and playful GFE session. I visited her twice in one week and will go back for more before she returns to NYC at the end of the month.

And now, to elaborate on a few highlights that put Bella in my ATF category:

Kissing Up: 12 out of 10. Bella has the most natural and passionate DFK kissing technique. It is soft yet intense. Wet and deep without becoming sloppy or forced. She uses a mouth wash that tastes like Kahlua and what a delicious treat it is! My first session we kissed and made out for over ten minutes before moving on to other activities. The second session was just a bit shorter as we really got to having our way with one another. Proper kissing is a huge differentiator for me between a "good session" and a "great session" and Bella's kisses set the tone for sessions that were beyond great.

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off: 10.0 The highest level of praise I can give a woman in terms of her sexual prowess is if she can get me off orally. I love a BBBJ as much as anyone but have always struggled to finish that way. As in only four or five times in my life. Well, Bella got me twice last week. Her technique is awesome. No DT (6 of my nearly 8 went down the hatch) but she has a wide, soft tongue and really knows how to work the suction and variety to perfection. She also has mastered the "massage with tongue while cock deep in her mouth" thing. She encouraged me to just relax and let her please me and she let me know that there was no rush. She seemed very happy to suck away all day if needed. The cherry on top is her eye contact. Constant eye contact throughout the entire session. The sight of her gorgeous face swallowing my shaft as she stared deeply into my eyes really put me over the edge. She has the "sideways tilted head" thing going that another reviewer mentioned and the visual rides a fine line between adorable and sultry. Bella is just SO fucking hot! Both sessions I finished with such intense orgasms, the kind that leave you a little worn out for the rest of the day, and Bella sucked out every drop, rode with me through every spasm, all the while gazing at me with a contented smile and sparkle in her eyes until she had drained my cock limp. No swallow but she did a little playful cum drool before quietly availing herself of a towel.

We have reached cruising attitude: 10.0 Bella has very good English skills and that makes the session more fun and intimate. It turns out that we lived a block apart when I lived in Manhattan. I sure wish I had found her then!! She's got great dirty-talk game and will let you know how much she "loves getting fucked by your big cock". Actually, I think she does because I made some serious plunges into her and it just seemed to turn her on more and more. She also likes to call you "my boyfriend." "I love you, my boyfriend" which, when I've heard that before from other providers was a bit of an off-putting distraction because it is so obviously contrived. Bella made it more playful and acknowledged the silliness and we just had fun with the whole "boyfriend / girlfriend" thing. She is totally committed to your pleasure and it wasn't until our second session that she opened up to receiving as much as giving and had a couple sweet orgasms of her own. I don't like to use typically demeaning terms for providers (we're all just humans finding our way in the world) but Bella is the perfect Korean fuck-doll; and I say that with the highest level of appreciation and respect. She is a stellar courtesan and the kind of woman you wish you could spend time with outside the carnal carnival tent. Amazing woman!

[DrPornDawger]

I know there are establishments that will credit a the house fee if multiple returns.

Is there one that will credit the session if seeing more than 1 "therapist"?

For example, If I went see Fiona, Cici, and Cathy at Erma all the same day, will I get a discount on the HF.

Wish I that place for VIP was still around, didn't charge for the second HF for 2 or 3 ladies.

[Reds101]

I have been to this place, Luxe Spa, in the past and got a good massage and a standard good HJ.

I saw her regularly for quite a while. Even though I haven't been recently. I think she provides HE to most people and more if she feels comfortable enough.

She's obviously not as young and attractive as some of the popular well reviewed places but I still prefer going to places like this because it doesn't feel like visiting a ***** house. She still provides a good massage instead of just rushing to get you off ASAP.

I have had FS from her before but had to bring my own rubber. I much prefer non-FS from her because I've seen her enough where she knows how to get me off well.

While chatting with her one time I randomly saw her phone lock screen and it was a pic of what I assume are her young kids and that kind of ruined the fantasy for me so I don't see her as often LOL. I know all providers have their own reasons in being in this line of work but it just kind of made me sad seeing the reality part of a provider.

[Dark Knight619]

Texted ahead of time and was told Mimi and Apple were there today. Was greeted at the gate by Mimi, not sure if this is the same Mimi from previous reports as I've not been there before. She's about 4'10" nice soft man mades, probably the tinies waist and ass I've seen outside of the waifs I used to nail in TJ at La Gloria bar. Anyway I'm guessing she in her 50's or so but "appears" younger. Stayed with a light oil massage but then started kissing me and after about ten min asked if I wanted sex. She said 150 but I only had 140. She said ok with condom. I replied that I didn't want a condom and I only had 140. She wanted the money upfront. Got that straightened out and I sat on the edge of the table and received a great slow BBBJ. She would suck and then stand up and we'd kiss and then she'd go back down. Eventually she tired around for some BB standing K9. I tend to bust quickly in these situations unless I've been drinking so I moved her to the table for some mish and busted inside her. She seemed really pissed off that I came in her but also was extremely playful so I'm not sure if she was actually mad or not. She went to clean up and got me a water. Then insisted I have another water. She finished with a light front massage while I was on my back. I paid 60 for the hour and was in and out in about 45 min. She was super nice and sweet while I was dressing and walked me out with a DFK for the road. Would repeat.

CC.

Thanks for the report. I'm still looking to bust my BB cherry. 50 is no bueno but big ones and dfk awesome.

[Nick916]

Last time I was here I had my hand up Mina's dress and then she asked me all the questions if I had been there and who I saw. She didn't believe me or didn't like my answers but I was groping her to show I was cool.

She was very suspicious of me for some reason. LOL.

I stopped into this spa couple a days ago, I been to this place several times before. I usually go here for a he. They had lots of parking but it very crowded because of the other businesses near by and not discreet. The house fee was $45 for 1/2 hr. The girls I usually see is either Tiffany or mina, but I did not added 2 more girls Lisa and another girl. The girl I got was Lisa who hardly spoke any English but hard to see her face because she had a mask and the room was dark. Her massage was very good and she knew what she was doing. After 20 minutes of massaging me she told me to flip over. And no negotiating she just went straight for my balls. It seems the menu had change a little since last been here because, cause she took a her top off and let me suck on her nipples, while stroking me. Not the biggest breast but it was nice size. She then took her skirt off and let me finger her pussy and then Tiffany came in, I taught Tiffany would say something but she did not say anything because I no before they did not allowed this when the papasan was around. Lisa technique was nice and slow. After I was done she massage me a little more. The tip was $60. Before I left mina and Tiffany next time try two girls massage.

[Hoota]

If you are referring to the gal I think you are, she is already gone. There aren't many cute 22 year olds at non-FS places who just left, so we probably have the same gal in mind. I saw a few reports on another forum about her demanding high tips, but she never even asked me about the tip during my sessions.

Yes. We are referring to the same gal. Somewhat glad because she would have probably burned a hole through my wallet. My hunt for younger cuties at the non-FS joints continue.

[LilTrip02]

So, did Tiffany enter unexpectedly, or were you expecting her. Personally, I think a second gal entering the playground all of a sudden can be a huge turn on. I've read other reviews about this place and they were less than stellar, but you've piqued my interest. Is FS on the table? I'm not the type to go for a HE only. Who is most attractive and who gives best massage? It's only about 10 minutes from me, so definitely a possibility in the near future. TIA.

I was not expecting Tiffany and I don't think Lisa was expecting her because when I enter the spa Lisa was the only one working at the time. I was surprised she took her top and bottom off. If papasan was around or mina was around I know they only offer he. But maybe it change or Lisa did not what service they provide. Maybe other mongers would know more because I only go here once in a while.

[JrBaller]

Heading out to SD for the week from the east coast. Last time there seemed like 30 min no shower was the norm. Any suggestions on where I can do 60 minutes and a good table shower. Thanks fellas!