Streetwalker Reports

[Member #6644]

All good advice.

With tinted windows, I like to hide in plain sight. Find somewhere that there are plenty of cars parked, but little foot traffic and you can blend in with little chance of someone walking by. The back third of most large parking lots usually has something that fits the bill. Far from the ave is a plus for sure. I once had a falling out with a woman in the parking lot of a park along Tacony Street. Way back behind the Deitz and Watson factory. It was a bazillion degrees out and I know she had plenty of time to think about her stupid argument trekking back to Buckius.

What % is your tint? I want to get mines tinted but think they might be more annoying. How often cops mess with you?

[Farouk]

Inexperienced mongers (and I was once in that category also) can give our hobby a bad rap so here are my parking rules to live by; YMMV.

1) day or night, try to pick a one way road, it cuts the possibility of a passing car by half.

2). If you find a one way road, park on the left side that way if a car drives by, she has her head in your lap and the passing car doesn't see you until they are even with your car and usually if they are even, they are leaving.

3. Don't be the only car parked on that road, far too conspicuous. Park ahead of any existing cars and leave enough room to pull away in a hurry if you have to.

4) Never, as in ever ever, park in front of a residential doorway. Anyone can leave or come home and they are not generally happy to learn their virtual front yard is your play spot.

5) Park far enough away from K Ave as is reasonable. The SW will depend on you to get back and that gives her pause to mess with service.

Happy mongering, my fellow degenerates.

All good advice.

With tinted windows, I like to hide in plain sight. Find somewhere that there are plenty of cars parked, but little foot traffic and you can blend in with little chance of someone walking by. The back third of most large parking lots usually has something that fits the bill. Far from the ave is a plus for sure. I once had a falling out with a woman in the parking lot of a park along Tacony Street. Way back behind the Deitz and Watson factory. It was a bazillion degrees out and I know she had plenty of time to think about her stupid argument trekking back to Buckius.

[Member #6644]

Picked up my favorite hoochie momma from her house last night.

[DonTrask]

Thanks for the report.


Sometimes you think no one notices, but in reality,


People here don't really talk about parking spots but I think you need to consider three things when choosing a location: the time of day, your vehicle, and how noticeable your actions are.

Inexperienced mongers (and I was once in that category also) can give our hobby a bad rap so here are my parking rules to live by; YMMV.

1) day or night, try to pick a one way road, it cuts the possibility of a passing car by half.

2). If you find a one way road, park on the left side that way if a car drives by, she has her head in your lap and the passing car doesn't see you until they are even with your car and usually if they are even, they are leaving.

3. Don't be the only car parked on that road, far too conspicuous. Park ahead of any existing cars and leave enough room to pull away in a hurry if you have to.

4) Never, as in ever ever, park in front of a residential doorway. Anyone can leave or come home and they are not generally happy to learn their virtual front yard is your play spot.

5) Park far enough away from K Ave as is reasonable. The SW will depend on you to get back and that gives her pause to mess with service.

Happy mongering, my fellow degenerates.

[BeefNoodleSoup]

Picked up Domi (short for Dominique) last week near Somerset. Very pretty WSW. Gave one of the worst BJs I've ever had. Avoid this one!

Thanks for the report.

I'd probably comment on the choice of location. Under the 95 at night is not the best choice, given your car has zero tint. At night, they really blast the lights under there. Its probably better during the day when they shut off the lights. Sometimes I would see some of the people who live there look into suspicious cars parked there. I've seen private security roam there on occasion. Sometimes even cop cars parked under there to deter some unwanted activities. IDK. I use that location from time to time but I can see it turn into a really bad location.

Sometimes you think no one notices, but in reality, everyone notices.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fecUFWOUMyg

One time I was parked up with some chick enjoying some post-coitus fast food in a well-lit parking lot. Then we see a car drive in and park a few car spots away from us and they were going at it like animals without a care in the world.

Another time I saw one of my regulars on a side street in a sedan with no tint. She was really giving some dude the gluck gluck 3000 where any passerby can see. I joked about it to her the next time I saw her LOL.

People here don't really talk about parking spots but I think you need to consider three things when choosing a location: the time of day, your vehicle, and how noticeable your actions are.

[Nuthunter]

Picked up Domi (short for Dominique) last week near Somerset. Very pretty WSW. Gave one of the worst BJs I've ever had. Avoid this one!

[BeefNoodleSoup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P35qp00CA0c

This interviewer definitely boned this 18 yo. I wanted to bone her.

He's probably making a lot of money interviewing these people and then keeping the best ones for himself. I'm so jelly.

[BeefNoodleSoup]

One leg. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTQHpq70F0I saw this one trying to get picked up near clearfield. On the street, she looked pretty good with her thick flowing hair and demure figure. But I decided not to pick her up because of this vid. The leg doesn't bother me, but she just seems too out of if for my liking. Also a red flag for me is when they are missing so many teeth that their face sinks in, big turn off for me.

Fish lady. Picked up a hot shorty near lehigh. She was petite, had a wig, and walking around with bare midriff. She turned down a bunch of other guys and I got lucky and she went with me. Once she got in, I got hit with a strong fishy smell. Up close, she looked less hot, but still bone-able. Super wet puss. Everything went fine but fish smell lingered for a while.

Sneaky ginger BBW. Picked up a relatively tall full figured gal near seargent. On the street, she didn't seem too obese but once she got into the car, she seemed surprisingly obese. Probably larger than the hispanic chick always standing on atlantic. Imagine a chihuahua trying to mount a big bulldog. Everything was fine but she was very large.

Nice full figured gal. Picked up a nice full figured gal near needle park. I think she lives somewhere around there. No complaints. Nice to have someone with a little meat on her bones instead of the typical walking skeleton.

Possible nonbinary goth chick. Saw a fresh faced chick near sommerset. On the street, she had her hood up and looked cute. She got in and took her hood down and she very short hair. Very masculine. She started talking about some gay dudes she was hanging with and I was suspecting she might be a trans. Parked up and got her pants off and was relieved to see a nice vag. Tits were A cups. Nothing to write home about. Very tiny vag. Tight and shallow. Was only able to get a couple of inches in. Pounded that thing hard and sent her on her way.

Real world 5 kensington 8. Picked up a chick near lehigh that could pass as a normal civilian. Pretty clean and fresh. A bit of a butter face. Short with medium build. She is quite average in real world terms but could pass as better than average for kensington. Big crackhead. Gets super paranoid about everything when she smokes up. Had to take multiple time-outs to try to get her back to reality.

[Gator145]

Just a heads-up to anyone that wants to play the safe game when looking for action. You might want to avoid this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_3_GsMQ2E8. She goes by Liz and has gone by Elizabeth. Neither is her real name. She's stolen camera equipment, laptop computers, and phones, she will dash with your cash if given the chance. She has gone as far as to steal mongers' vehicles. She states right in this video all of that and more. She will tell you exactly what you need to hear to take advantage of you if given the chance. If you want a girlfriend she will be yours to get what she wants and needs. By all accounts, she will leave you holding the bag and it will be empty. This is one girl that you should avoid at all costs. She's been out there for over ten years. She looks sweet and innocent. Don't let looks fool you. She's one of the pros out there and a must to avoid. Me I'm just an 'OL Gator.

[HopinJetta]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6495cA8s6Q

I saw this one a few times years ago. She has been discussed quite a bit in cookie jar's thread. I stopped seeing her a while ago because she was acting very nuts. Some people say she has sticky fingers and steals but I haven't had any experiences like that. Most of my meets with her were average to better than average. But she has gone on my list of people to avoid.

From the sound of this vid, it looks like she is not doing so good health-wise. Her eyes look swollen and infected so you can imagine how bad nasty her cooch looks.

Most girls on the ave end up going to jail or dying on the ave. Very rarely do they get clean and live a normal life. If they do get clean, a lot of time, they go back to the ave after a few years. If they go to jail, most of the time, they go back to the ave.

If they die on the ave, it is either quick like an OD or violence. Or it can be slow like Alyssa's case where it is a progressive decline in health. Sad.

So sad. I am glad she had the baby, even if she likely already given the baby up. Maybe if she still has a relationship with her family they might have took the baby in. If I remember correctly her father was a Pagan so even then I don't know if that will be the best situation for the child. If someone like Alyssa has any chance to recover it will require the intervention of family. Her ex-boyfriend is just upset he lost his meal ticket, he used to be some sort of bodybuilder before he decided to give it up to do drugs all day, so he will be no help. If she had the wherewithal she should sue those doctors for malpractice if they actually cut into her too deep. Simply put doctors treat addicts with utter disregard when in any kind of surgery. My mom was a nurse and made sure to let me know to not look like a bum when going to the hospital. If you do, the chances of you surviving drop considerably and you will deal with a large amount of disrespect, no matter what.

I hope the best for her. While I wouldn't consider her a regular, I still fucked her a handful of times over the past couple years. She never disappointed and a few kind words was all that was needed to get whatever you wanted from her at a cheap price. I would still recommend her but she is better off getting off the Ave. My experience is after 2 years even the most resilient girls fall off a cliff looks and health wise, most only last a couple months.

[HankScorpio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6495cA8s6Q

I saw this one a few times years ago. She has been discussed quite a bit in cookie jar's thread. I stopped seeing her a while ago because she was acting very nuts. Some people say she has sticky fingers and steals but I haven't had any experiences like that. Most of my meets with her were average to better than average. But she has gone on my list of people to avoid.

From the sound of this vid, it looks like she is not doing so good health-wise. Her eyes look swollen and infected so you can imagine how bad nasty her cooch looks.

Most girls on the ave end up going to jail or dying on the ave. Very rarely do they get clean and live a normal life. If they do get clean, a lot of time, they go back to the ave after a few years. If they go to jail, most of the time, they go back to the ave.

If they die on the ave, it is either quick like an OD or violence. Or it can be slow like Alyssa's case where it is a progressive decline in health. Sad.

[Member #6644]

So did you actually do anything with this girl? You have one pic where she is knocked out and it looks like you lifted her top up. In my opinion, that is pretty sad. All your other pics are you taking her to the laundromat or pics taken on a different phone by someone else or hours of lame FaceTime.

I was warned by the all mighty higher up senior members to stop posting about her.

[BeefNoodleSoup]

Well fellas I did it.

I ran into this one a month ago, nothing happened and I was searching for her since.

I don't think I will ever top this pick up. This is exactly what I crave for. This is exactly what I searching for.

Best 3 hours of my life.

So did you actually do anything with this girl? You have one pic where she is knocked out and it looks like you lifted her top up. In my opinion, that is pretty sad. All your other pics are you taking her to the laundromat or pics taken on a different phone by someone else or hours of lame FaceTime.

[Member #6644]

HankScorpio,

Thanks for posting the video link. Yes, that's the "Jo Jo" I was referring to. After refreshing my memory, your correct, no resemblance. Jo Jo looks like crap in that video. When I picked her up she was looking real good. Had a fine, firm body like a twenty year old with a nice tight snatch. Hope she's doing better. Do you know if she's still out there?

Creaminside.

JoJo is no where close in any category as Sin. Only thing JoJo have against her is her oral skills.

Last time I seen her was about a month and some change ago.

[Lance547]

HankScorpio,

Thanks for posting the video link. Yes, that's the "Jo Jo" I was referring to. After refreshing my memory, your correct, no resemblance. Jo Jo looks like crap in that video. When I picked her up she was looking real good. Had a fine, firm body like a twenty year old with a nice tight snatch. Hope she's doing better. Do you know if she's still out there?

Creaminside.

Jojo is still out there. Last I seen her she had a place to stay and was holed up in the spot close to K&A. That said she's not as good looking as she was from 2-3 years ago. She lost teeth, weight, and a few fingers.

Speaking of Jojo one of the most depressing moments I ever seen on K&A was I was once at the stoplight at K&A and looked over by the mobile phone store area and saw Jojo balled up on the ground in a fetal position knocked out cold with a bunch of trash blowing by her. It was a Time cover magazine shot for sure unfortunately.