Massage Parlor Reports

**TheDrowned** · 05-23-23 08:14

Originally Posted by BarneySanders [View Original Post]

Guys, sorry disagreeing but my friend, the management consultant, has been all overs this great nation, and never found the collection of strong and overweight Thai providers in this area to be in the top ten. Yes, you get a stronger than average massage, but their technique is inconsistent and unrefined. Yes, most other providers are mediocre and very lazy, but come on! Do you enjoy extras from ladies that let go their weight so much? Rhonda, Tara, KK, Anna, Candy etc, etc. (Candy is probably the best of the bunch). If you enjoy a brute force massage, go on. In my friend's experience Chinese providers have better technique and, if you do your homework, very strong pressure as well. . . And cheaper.

My 2 cents.

She's advertising again so it looks like she's returned.

If you don't like the heavy setters. Go for Thai Annie. She's thin and hot.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...624176589.html

**SammyBoy8** · 05-23-23 01:23

Originally Posted by SWCruiser [View Original Post]

Anyone been to Capital lately? Used to go when I was in the area years ago. Never wonderful, but a reasonably reliable option in the Loudoun AMP desert- at least back then. I'm back in the area again and looking for reasonable priced, reliable options for massage+ closer to Leesburg-Sterling, even if only HJ is standard menu. My windows to get away from the family tend to be limited, and most of the reports here seem to be for places in Springfield, chantilly, etc. - a bit farther than I'd like to go. I'll report if I decide to toftt with Capital, but info and suggestions are welcome.

Blanca is a Latino lady, probably in her 50's, short, pudgy, with nice D cup tits (38 D maybe? She runs a hair salon converted from a garage in a private house. Rates are $45/$60 for HHR / HR. While the massage is nothing to shout about, I enjoy the sensual bits with her 2 hand HE technique. She is cautious on your first visit, so you may have to ask for the HJ or for her to release her teddies in full glory. No FS (at least it wasn't on the menu for me). She seems happy with $40 tip.

Search the forum for more reviews.

https://www.massagebook.com/Sterling...lancasSalonSpa

**BarneySanders** · 05-23-23 00:08

Originally Posted by DarkRai2 [View Original Post]

Received a wonderful massage from KK, which was needed from hard workouts and motorcycle riding without a full fairing. Man my neck and shoulder muscles were sore! KK did the trick and worked out the kinks, knots, and more. Opted for the nose and ear waxing too. First time having any waxing performed, stings a bit and is irritating for a while after, but the results are great. What hairs are missed, KK will pluck them with tweezers, that hurts too. However, it's worth the cost. In all, pre shower, waxing, signature massage, post shower. Damage $.6 + .2 tip.

Guys, sorry disagreeing but my friend, the management consultant, has been all overs this great nation, and never found the collection of strong and overweight Thai providers in this area to be in the top ten. Yes, you get a stronger than average massage, but their technique is inconsistent and unrefined. Yes, most other providers are mediocre and very lazy, but come on! Do you enjoy extras from ladies that let go their weight so much? Rhonda, Tara, KK, Anna, Candy etc, etc. (Candy is probably the best of the bunch). If you enjoy a brute force massage, go on. In my friend's experience Chinese providers have better technique and, if you do your homework, very strong pressure as well. . . And cheaper.

My 2 cents.

**SexyD** · 05-22-23 10:52

Could you expand on damn close to FS? Are you referring to BJ, DATY, P2 P slide, or was this just a nude HJ?

Originally Posted by SexyD [View Original Post]

Used to go there quite a lot. Julie gives a great massage but never seemed into any extras. Never had any chemistry with Sunny. YMMV. I stopped going because I wasn't enjoying it any more and found better service elsewhere.

**SexyD** · 05-22-23 08:10

Used to go there quite a lot. Julie gives a great massage but never seemed into any extras. Never had any chemistry with Sunny. YMMV. I stopped going because I wasn't enjoying it any more and found better service elsewhere.

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Been here a few times now and have never left disappointed. I have met both Sunny and Julie and both are awesome. Both of them had no problem stripping down and having fun. Neither have been FS but damn close. Julie has one hell of a hot body!! Both are super sweet and speak good English. They never ask for tip up front or how much you give me, they don't even count the tip at the end they just pick it up and tuck it away. This is my new favorite place, if you go. Be super nice and take care of them. By the way, they do not have a table shower, only a stand up if you need to use it so I always go freshly showered and they appreciate that.

**Pbarber307** · 05-22-23 01:19

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Just,

We must travel in the same circles. I've been to all the ones on your list except the unnamed Hybla Valley / Hanson farms Chinese FS joint. Hell, I even tried Lee's Hair and Nails on my quest for more Vietnamese with no luck.

Can you provide more info in this Hybla place? Name, street, next to. Anything to help me find it.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22997342.html

**SlyFrog** · 05-21-23 15:07

This is on the otherside of the same building where Abby works.

I was there a while back and it was OK, but not great. Per this add they are doing $60 an hour so it might be worth checking out:

https://skipthegames.com/posts/washi...x/049799644375

Also on the other side of the same building where Ashley wellness is, is this non-Asain place. If anyone one has been please tell:

https://joylifespa.com/

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

LCS usually opperate out of hotels or condos and just post phone numbers. This is a link for a good one in Tysons:

https://callescort.org/929-855-9219

I can't find one for Annandale but if someone could post or back channel that would be great. I also would like to check it out. Abby can be found here:

https://anna-health-acupressure.business.site/

**FourNick8** · 05-21-23 11:32

Originally Posted by JustALoner [View Original Post]

It's been a long time since I've posted. I've grown kind of cold on the mongering with a bunch of less than average experiences. I also, rarely have anything new to add for the places others review often.

Soft Touch in Springfield. Went on a Saturday after a couple of other places I was trying to get into were busy. I still ended up waiting an hour for them to finish up with one monger before getting in. I've had OK experiences here before but this time I got someone named Coco. She was on the younger side but not very talkative or interested in providing a customer service experience. Everything was lackluster from the table shower, to the massage, and on the flip asked if junior wanted attention. I said yes. It was fine, no other services offered but I didn't ask. On the plus side, no hassling or requesting tip. I gave the regular tip.

Prince in Springfield. I heard good things from others about this place before I went. I got a lady with a smoker's voice, potbelly, and jacked up feet. Paid for HHR. She was flirty during the TS but I wasn't feeling it and on the flip I decided to end the massage. I gave her a small tip for her trouble but she called me a time waster and ripped a fart in the room while I was getting dressed. Someone was having a great time in the next room and I could hear it. She said there were going to be younger girls next time.

JY in Burke. Good facilities and a sauna. If you draw someone named Sunny you're in luck. She has great customer service skills and will chat you up. Gave me a good TS but then left to attend to someone that arrived at the door. I was handed off to another Coco that only spoke with phone translation text. Long story short, there was some misunderstanding and I paid 100 for a standard Nova. This place is probably good but the experience left me unhappy and I haven't returned...

Just,

We must travel in the same circles. I've been to all the ones on your list except the unnamed Hybla Valley / Hanson farms Chinese FS joint. Hell, I even tried Lee's Hair and Nails on my quest for more Vietnamese with no luck.

Can you provide more info in this Hybla place? Name, street, next to. Anything to help me find it.

**SlyFrog** · 05-21-23 09:40

LCS usually opperate out of hotels or condos and just post phone numbers. This is a link for a good one in Tysons:

https://callescort.org/929-855-9219

I can't find one for Annandale but if someone could post or back channel that would be great. I also would like to check it out. Abby can be found here:

https://anna-health-acupressure.business.site/

Originally Posted by LocalCustomer [View Original Post]

What LCS is this? Not very helpful without a name.

**Member #6802** · 05-21-23 09:16

In a couple of days, I'll be free to monger a bit more than usual. I'm hoping to continue my quest for a older providers. She can be at MP or independent provider.

I've met a few, usually with decent to good results. So I'm raising my hopes to find someone 50+, preferably Asian but open to all ethnicities, is somewhat GFE or allows LFK / DFK, DATY and has kinky side, FS NOT required. Preferences are Fredericksburg to Alexandria, possibly Tysons, areas. Will consider other areas but NOT going into DC or Maryland. Lastly, budget is 250 but less is better.

Any suggestions? DM me if you prefer to keep your ATF off the radar.

I'll report reviews of those I visit and willing to TOFTT if she is known but not recently reviewed.

**RubLover21** · 05-21-23 09:01

Originally Posted by RubLover21 [View Original Post]

Hadn't been out to New King in a while, but had the urge the other day. Drew Lisa in short dark skirt and top, shoulder-length hair, 35-40? Pretty face. Straddled me for the initial rub, then worked my head and shoulders. Brief pause, next I knew two augmented but nice, delightfully bare B-cups were on my back. (Always a good sign when that precedes tip negotiations.) Asked for full nude for. 1 - received a little Russian (or Spanish if you're French, funny thing language is), offered titties to kiss, affectionate cuddles. And then without prompting she jumps on for a camel slide.

I can usually last a while but SPLOOSH.

"Next time we can make love". Good idea!

Felt like a change of air so stopped at Queen (where I first met June, before she went to New King). Yung answered the door, petite ( 5' or less) and pretty, younger than average. . 1 tip for 69 and a bouncy, enthusiastic slide. Between Q, NK and M&M, all close together near Franconia Rd, I have had regular good luck there.

**DarkRai2** · 05-21-23 07:57

Received a wonderful massage from KK, which was needed from hard workouts and motorcycle riding without a full fairing. Man my neck and shoulder muscles were sore! KK did the trick and worked out the kinks, knots, and more. Opted for the nose and ear waxing too. First time having any waxing performed, stings a bit and is irritating for a while after, but the results are great. What hairs are missed, KK will pluck them with tweezers, that hurts too. However, it's worth the cost. In all, pre shower, waxing, signature massage, post shower. Damage $.6 + .2 tip.

**MentalMijit** · 05-20-23 23:17

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Perhaps it was a trick of my poor memory (she was gone 10 or so weeks) or the dim lighting, but she appeared to have slimmed a little.

A fairly current photo and contact info are shown in her advert this week.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22993797.html

Ronda is chatty and energetic and a fun "spice to my monger enjoyments. " YMMV, but I had fun and enjoyed my massage.

Appointments required. And she will not rush you if you are polite and will allow her to control the pacing.

Her ad says no FS now. I don't recall seeing that in her past ads. Does she no longer offer that?

**Asphalt** · 05-20-23 19:06

Originally Posted by MrFairfax [View Original Post]

So I walked in, place looked clean / decent, lady who looked pretty good (for a 50 something Korean lady) got me prepped, took 80 for 1 hour house fee, as I'm getting undressed I guess the door rings and a regular is there, next thing I know another lady who doesn't look nearly as good comes in, I just roll with it bc I am only there for a massage and NOVA finish. New lady's name is Jessica. She asks the usual feel you out questions, tell her its my first time there, wanted to try a new place. (my go-to is another annandale spa).

Massage decent, on flip she asks how much I want to tip for HJ I say 60, she says no, 80, I say I only brought 60. So she says ok next time.

After I bust she says "now I know why you want to try different place, you make lady work too hard and don't tip enough". Oh, because I took longer than 5 minutes to bust?

Like, excuse me? You fucking rude ass *****, who the fuck is paying your ugly ass 80 for a HJ? Seriously guys? People are paying 80 for NOVA finish these days? Why'all are getting robbed. My usual is always happy with 60 tip and gives amazing service every time.

So, to recap : bait and switch, wanted 80 for a hj, and complained about a perfectly fine 60 tip (rude).

I was dressed and out the door in 45 anyways.

Don't go to Concept. Fuck that place.

I found the place and posted about it years ago when Hannah first opened it. For a while I was a regular there but service went down hill. That was when Hannah was the only girl there. Stopped in after covid just to see if things had improved but no. She has others working but it looks like they are no better.

**Eddie223** · 05-20-23 18:41

Originally Posted by AsssManKramer [View Original Post]

I went to One Therapy a few weeks ago and saw Coffee. One the way out, I met Anna who intrigued me. I went back a few days ago and was greeted by Anna, who told me she wasn't seeing customers that day because she had her period. She told me Coffee was there as well as a new girl Cream. Since I didn't know what Cream looked like I chose Coffee again since I knew what I would be getting. Coffee was finishing up so Anna gave me a TS, then I waited in the sauna for Coffee to get me. Went to the room and immediately got down to business. She remembered me so there was no discussion on donation. I got all that I needed for $. 6. Coffee left to get a towel and arrived with Cream to introduce her. Cream is about 30, pretty face, looked like a nice body and had a friendly personality. Now I need to go back and see her.

If you have a session with Cream please post. Coffee introduced me to her after I had a session with her. I'm intrigued, very pretty. I may not get back there for a couple weeks.