Massage Parlor Reports

[BarneySanders]

That has to be the mamaSan Cindy. I used to go there for the young tease Amy but found out Cindy would do BBBJ and BBFSCIP for only a $tip. After the COVID reopening she still offered BBFS but wore a mask and no BJ. I stopped going when the Chiropractor opened down stairs because too much foot traffic in the stairwell.

Hard pass. No judging.

[PSmith0380]

Anyone seen Thai Annie recently? She has been MIA. Anyone know if she is on vacation? Retired?

I believe she went back to T.

[Auto Pc]

Anyone seen Thai Annie recently? She has been MIA. Anyone know if she is on vacation? Retired?

[Serpico99]

So I walked in, place looked clean / decent, lady who looked pretty good (for a 50 something Korean lady) got me prepped, took 80 for 1 hour house fee, as I'm getting undressed I guess the door rings and a regular is there, next thing I know another lady who doesn't look nearly as good comes in, I just roll with it bc I am only there for a massage and NOVA finish. New lady's name is Jessica. She asks the usual feel you out questions, tell her its my first time there, wanted to try a new place. (my go-to is another annandale spa).

Massage decent, on flip she asks how much I want to tip for HJ I say 60, she says no, 80, I say I only brought 60. So she says ok next time.

After I bust she says "now I know why you want to try different place, you make lady work too hard and don't tip enough". Oh, because I took longer than 5 minutes to bust?

Like, excuse me? You fucking rude ass *****, who the fuck is paying your ugly ass 80 for a HJ? Seriously guys? People are paying 80 for NOVA finish these days? Why'all are getting robbed. My usual is always happy with 60 tip and gives amazing service every time.

So, to recap : bait and switch, wanted 80 for a hj, and complained about a perfectly fine 60 tip (rude)..

This is a invaluable review. Good on you to report it here. A lot of other folks would have just shrugged their shoulders and chalked it up to a bad experience and not post anything. Bad reviews are just as valuable as good reviews.

[DirteeBoy]

Mystery solved! It was "Wawa" I was thinking of! Thanks for all the messages.

This post just reminded me of the Thai girl in the apts behind Trader Joes, across from Whole Foods in Falls Church? I spent a lot of time there, pretty sure it was before Covid. Kind of an awkward building to get in to, because of different entrances the floors were different. Like you thought you were on 2 but you were really on 3, LOL Anyway, this girl was a perfect 10 or 9.5 in my book! And her friends were also.

Maybe Jennifer? Not sure how I let her slip off my radar, but if she is still around, please PM me. I'll look back through my text messages later and try to get more details. Thanks!

[FourNick8]

I dreamed about driving around Gallows last week and that I decided to make turn in the well known cluster. In my dream I ran the bell at Ying why but no answer so I rolled the dice at OH. Dreamed about drawing a very unattractive older gal, so I said to myself 'I can use a strong massage' at least. Unfortunately my dream was interrupted by at least 7 phone calls and 2 doorbell rings. When offered I decline options so I walked with leaving the change behind. Will not likely repeat this dream.

That has to be the mamaSan Cindy. I used to go there for the young tease Amy but found out Cindy would do BBBJ and BBFSCIP for only a $tip. After the COVID reopening she still offered BBFS but wore a mask and no BJ. I stopped going when the Chiropractor opened down stairs because too much foot traffic in the stairwell.

[MrFairfax]

So I walked in, place looked clean / decent, lady who looked pretty good (for a 50 something Korean lady) got me prepped, took 80 for 1 hour house fee, as I'm getting undressed I guess the door rings and a regular is there, next thing I know another lady who doesn't look nearly as good comes in, I just roll with it bc I am only there for a massage and NOVA finish. New lady's name is Jessica. She asks the usual feel you out questions, tell her its my first time there, wanted to try a new place. (my go-to is another annandale spa).

Massage decent, on flip she asks how much I want to tip for HJ I say 60, she says no, 80, I say I only brought 60. So she says ok next time.

After I bust she says "now I know why you want to try different place, you make lady work too hard and don't tip enough". Oh, because I took longer than 5 minutes to bust?

Like, excuse me? You fucking rude ass *****, who the fuck is paying your ugly ass 80 for a HJ? Seriously guys? People are paying 80 for NOVA finish these days? Why'all are getting robbed. My usual is always happy with 60 tip and gives amazing service every time.

So, to recap : bait and switch, wanted 80 for a hj, and complained about a perfectly fine 60 tip (rude).

I was dressed and out the door in 45 anyways.

Don't go to Concept. Fuck that place.

[FourNick8]

What are Abby and Sophia body types and what are rates?

Abby-30's, nice bod, natural Cs, dresses like housewife, no makeup, 18 yo looking face, fucks like GND.

Sophia-20's, petite, natural Bs, hard body, nice ass, tats, cute but not really pretty, fuck in all positions, one guy got BBGSCIP for huge tip.

[Kraven Morehed]

I'm seeing a lot of chatter on this thread about Abby at Anna Hessentaoil (I introduced her on the board) and Sophia at Eastern Spa (I wrote the first explicit post about her) and I believe they are the new face of AMP girls in NOVA.

Prior to COVID most AMP girls I encountered were older Korean or Chinese girls with enhanced bodies that talked and acted like working girls. They wore heavy makeup to cover their age. Most had limited English skills and were primarily about getting you off and getting you out. Some wore hooker clothes and acted in a seductive MILFY way.

Abby and Sophia are different. They are both younger and straight from NY. They speak better english than most Americans, can carry on an intelligent convo, and look / act like regular Chinese girls but still fuck for the cost of two fillips in my truck. Their style is more like the civilian Asians I have been with. Abby especially, who is a girl I could take to an office party and be proud to show her off.

Maybe I'm just jaded by my new discoveries but I get more out of them now then I did with the AMP girls I fucked 4 years ago.

Abby is a trip; go see her so she has enough business to stay here in NOVA.

What are Abby and Sophia body types and what are rates?

[BarneySanders]

I dreamed about driving around Gallows last week and that I decided to make turn in the well known cluster. In my dream I ran the bell at Ying why but no answer so I rolled the dice at OH. Dreamed about drawing a very unattractive older gal, so I said to myself 'I can use a strong massage' at least. Unfortunately my dream was interrupted by at least 7 phone calls and 2 doorbell rings. When offered I decline options so I walked with leaving the change behind. Will not likely repeat this dream.

[BarneySanders]

8 pm closing time is a further indication of legit. Legit intentions at least.

Very accurate review. Above average massage. As always be nice to the ladies. And. YMMV.

[FearlessFlash]

I'm seeing a lot of chatter on this thread about Abby at Anna Hessentaoil (I introduced her on the board) and Sophia at Eastern Spa (I wrote the first explicit post about her) and I believe they are the new face of AMP girls in NOVA.

Prior to COVID most AMP girls I encountered were older Korean or Chinese girls with enhanced bodies that talked and acted like working girls. They wore heavy makeup to cover their age. Most had limited English skills and were primarily about getting you off and getting you out. Some wore hooker clothes and acted in a seductive MILFY way.

Abby and Sophia are different. They are both younger and straight from NY. They speak better english than most Americans, can carry on an intelligent convo, and look / act like regular Chinese girls but still fuck for the cost of two fillips in my truck. Their style is more like the civilian Asians I have been with. Abby especially, who is a girl I could take to an office party and be proud to show her off.

Maybe I'm just jaded by my new discoveries but I get more out of them now then I did with the AMP girls I fucked 4 years ago.

Abby is a trip; go see her so she has enough business to stay here in NOVA.

Not to be mean but I think you're just experiencing generic New York AMP girls. I remember blue sky in manassas had two chicks like that while the mamasan was on vacation and it didn't shock me too much. I will say you can tell a lack of experience but it was overall a meh massage. It was nothing to write up about which is why no one did.

[Serpico99]

I can confirm that at Cosmos in Centreville masks are off. I saw June today, she isn't wearing a mask anymore and seems more at ease post-COVID. If she likes you and are clean and fit, she loves to get naked and get all touchy feely with you and have her body caressed. She did note her body (she has a pretty good body for a middle age woman) is a bit sensitive so if you attempt to man handle her, she will probably be quick to get you off you off and get you out the door. Be gentle with roaming and you will enjoy a session with her and she won't do a pump and dump on you. DATY and DATO are on the table. P2 P as well. No FS or BJ. I just go there once in a while to feast on her ass, which seems to enjoy a lot LOL. It's 60 for half hour and 80 for one hour, they have a TS. This place is really clean and June takes a shower and cleans up after completing festivities. Same with Jenny when I had seen her the one time. , she went to the showers to wash herself up after I DATY and DATO her. I tip June 100 and she is cool with that.

[Eerock]

Driving down Tyson's caught wind of a few signs promoting a new spa on 7649 Leesburg Pk.

Decided to TOFFT. Serenity spa. Office plaza. Scoped the outside saw closed curtains and a camera. Usually things that aren't present in a legit spa.

Did an hour. Met Kelly. Older Chinese lady. Decent English. Able to hold a conversation throughout the entire massage. From my intel, she used to work at KnH before here so she's been a resident of the area for quite sometime.

Decent massage, but nothing on the flip. After hour got the "ok finished. Thank you".

No extras but. I didn't really push. I wouldn't write off the place entirely. I think being more assertive and perhaps all the talking worked against me rather than in my favor. I might have been able to sneak a HJ out of the ordeal but Kelly wasn't really much to look at anyway. Wasn't my vibe and wouldn't repeat but feel like it's intel worth noting.

We're already drowning. We just have to open our mouths and let the water in.

8 pm closing time is a further indication of legit. Legit intentions at least.

[Pathfinder04]

FN8, it's 69. I hate the thought of you tossing and turning on this.

That's great, now will someone please explain the fucking point of it LOL.

It's literally twice as many characters to type, and it's ridiculously inadequate if the point is to avoid legal liability.