Massage Parlor Reports

[BarneySanders]

8 pm closing time is a further indication of legit. Legit intentions at least.

Very accurate review. Above average massage. As always be nice to the ladies. And. YMMV.

[FearlessFlash]

I'm seeing a lot of chatter on this thread about Abby at Anna Hessentaoil (I introduced her on the board) and Sophia at Eastern Spa (I wrote the first explicit post about her) and I believe they are the new face of AMP girls in NOVA.

Prior to COVID most AMP girls I encountered were older Korean or Chinese girls with enhanced bodies that talked and acted like working girls. They wore heavy makeup to cover their age. Most had limited English skills and were primarily about getting you off and getting you out. Some wore hooker clothes and acted in a seductive MILFY way.

Abby and Sophia are different. They are both younger and straight from NY. They speak better english than most Americans, can carry on an intelligent convo, and look / act like regular Chinese girls but still fuck for the cost of two fillips in my truck. Their style is more like the civilian Asians I have been with. Abby especially, who is a girl I could take to an office party and be proud to show her off.

Maybe I'm just jaded by my new discoveries but I get more out of them now then I did with the AMP girls I fucked 4 years ago.

Abby is a trip; go see her so she has enough business to stay here in NOVA.

Not to be mean but I think you're just experiencing generic New York AMP girls. I remember blue sky in manassas had two chicks like that while the mamasan was on vacation and it didn't shock me too much. I will say you can tell a lack of experience but it was overall a meh massage. It was nothing to write up about which is why no one did.

[Serpico99]

I can confirm that at Cosmos in Centreville masks are off. I saw June today, she isn't wearing a mask anymore and seems more at ease post-COVID. If she likes you and are clean and fit, she loves to get naked and get all touchy feely with you and have her body caressed. She did note her body (she has a pretty good body for a middle age woman) is a bit sensitive so if you attempt to man handle her, she will probably be quick to get you off you off and get you out the door. Be gentle with roaming and you will enjoy a session with her and she won't do a pump and dump on you. DATY and DATO are on the table. P2 P as well. No FS or BJ. I just go there once in a while to feast on her ass, which seems to enjoy a lot LOL. It's 60 for half hour and 80 for one hour, they have a TS. This place is really clean and June takes a shower and cleans up after completing festivities. Same with Jenny when I had seen her the one time. , she went to the showers to wash herself up after I DATY and DATO her. I tip June 100 and she is cool with that.

[Eerock]

Driving down Tyson's caught wind of a few signs promoting a new spa on 7649 Leesburg Pk.

Decided to TOFFT. Serenity spa. Office plaza. Scoped the outside saw closed curtains and a camera. Usually things that aren't present in a legit spa.

Did an hour. Met Kelly. Older Chinese lady. Decent English. Able to hold a conversation throughout the entire massage. From my intel, she used to work at KnH before here so she's been a resident of the area for quite sometime.

Decent massage, but nothing on the flip. After hour got the "ok finished. Thank you".

No extras but. I didn't really push. I wouldn't write off the place entirely. I think being more assertive and perhaps all the talking worked against me rather than in my favor. I might have been able to sneak a HJ out of the ordeal but Kelly wasn't really much to look at anyway. Wasn't my vibe and wouldn't repeat but feel like it's intel worth noting.

We're already drowning. We just have to open our mouths and let the water in.

8 pm closing time is a further indication of legit. Legit intentions at least.

[Pathfinder04]

FN8, it's 69. I hate the thought of you tossing and turning on this.

That's great, now will someone please explain the fucking point of it LOL.

It's literally twice as many characters to type, and it's ridiculously inadequate if the point is to avoid legal liability.

[TheDrowned]

Driving down Tyson's caught wind of a few signs promoting a new spa on 7649 Leesburg Pk.

Decided to TOFFT. Serenity spa. Office plaza. Scoped the outside saw closed curtains and a camera. Usually things that aren't present in a legit spa.

Did an hour. Met Kelly. Older Chinese lady. Decent English. Able to hold a conversation throughout the entire massage. From my intel, she used to work at KnH before here so she's been a resident of the area for quite sometime.

Decent massage, but nothing on the flip. After hour got the "ok finished. Thank you".

No extras but. I didn't really push. I wouldn't write off the place entirely. I think being more assertive and perhaps all the talking worked against me rather than in my favor. I might have been able to sneak a HJ out of the ordeal but Kelly wasn't really much to look at anyway. Wasn't my vibe and wouldn't repeat but feel like it's intel worth noting.

We're already drowning. We just have to open our mouths and let the water in.

[DirteeBoy]

This post just reminded me of the Thai girl in the apts behind Trader Joes, across from Whole Foods in Falls Church? I spent a lot of time there, pretty sure it was before Covid. Kind of an awkward building to get in to, because of different entrances the floors were different. Like you thought you were on 2 but you were really on 3, LOL Anyway, this girl was a perfect 10 or 9.5 in my book! And her friends were also.

Maybe Jennifer? Not sure how I let her slip off my radar, but if she is still around, please PM me. I'll look back through my text messages later and try to get more details. Thanks!

Another option is Nicha. Petite, attractive sweet woman. No FS offered, but okay with DATY & CBJ. She's in Arlington on Columbia Pike in nice apartment building. She's also on Bedpage. Good luck..

[PixelsAndGrids]

I'm seeing a lot of chatter on this thread about Abby at Anna Hessentaoil (I introduced her on the board) and Sophia at Eastern Spa (I wrote the first explicit post about her) and I believe they are the new face of AMP girls in NOVA.

Prior to COVID most AMP girls I encountered were older Korean or Chinese girls with enhanced bodies that talked and acted like working girls. They wore heavy makeup to cover their age. Most had limited English skills and were primarily about getting you off and getting you out. Some wore hooker clothes and acted in a seductive MILFY way.

Abby and Sophia are different. They are both younger and straight from NY. They speak better english than most Americans, can carry on an intelligent convo, and look / act like regular Chinese girls but still fuck for the cost of two fillips in my truck. Their style is more like the civilian Asians I have been with. Abby especially, who is a girl I could take to an office party and be proud to show her off..

Thanks for the insights. What's your pick between Eastern and Anna? I'm in the Annandale area. Saw what's available between the two. Want to try One in Woodbridge, but it's a bit of a hike and the traffic from Springfield, ugh!

[Member #6802]

Has anyone visited Oasis in Dumfries in the past 4-6 weeks? Since I live in area, thinking about visiting. Just wondering what the girls are like. Who to ask for, who to avoid? Are they younger or 40+?

[Member #6802]

I went today and Abby had the cutest voice ever! Her massage was okay, but her P-Massage and HJ were awesome! If I lived in the area I'd see her every other day.

What was P massage like? I've had a couple of MTs do it but didn't add any thrill, just a finger up there.

DM me if you prefer.

[FourNick8]

I'm seeing a lot of chatter on this thread about Abby at Anna Hessentaoil (I introduced her on the board) and Sophia at Eastern Spa (I wrote the first explicit post about her) and I believe they are the new face of AMP girls in NOVA.

Prior to COVID most AMP girls I encountered were older Korean or Chinese girls with enhanced bodies that talked and acted like working girls. They wore heavy makeup to cover their age. Most had limited English skills and were primarily about getting you off and getting you out. Some wore hooker clothes and acted in a seductive MILFY way.

Abby and Sophia are different. They are both younger and straight from NY. They speak better english than most Americans, can carry on an intelligent convo, and look / act like regular Chinese girls but still fuck for the cost of two fillips in my truck. Their style is more like the civilian Asians I have been with. Abby especially, who is a girl I could take to an office party and be proud to show her off.

Maybe I'm just jaded by my new discoveries but I get more out of them now then I did with the AMP girls I fucked 4 years ago.

Abby is a trip; go see her so she has enough business to stay here in NOVA.

[AzianFan]

Can someone please explain the term 23 X3? Thank you, I must be getting old.

FN8, it's 69. I hate the thought of you tossing and turning on this.

[Rhinopole]

Candy: great massage with open menu. Some brothers have found her to be expensive.

Ava: very attractive and playful with a great location. Some brothers have found her massage to be pretty basic and also consider her to be expensive.

Tara: great massage, good teasing. Limited menu at first. Probably not the most attractive.

Rhonda: good massage, amazing tits, playful. Limited menu for a couple of months.

The contact info for all should be on Bedpage. Good luck!

Another option is Nicha. Petite, attractive sweet woman. No FS offered, but okay with DATY & CBJ. She's in Arlington on Columbia Pike in nice apartment building. She's also on Bedpage. Good luck.

Rhino.

[RubLover21]

Can someone please explain the term 23 X3? Thank you, I must be getting old.

Sex math! 23 x 3 = four lips, two tongues, four hands, two sets of genitalia, two backdoors, and a lot of fluid. Great fun if both are into it and everything is nice and clean.

[DoctorDoctor]

Can someone please explain the term 23 X3? Thank you, I must be getting old.

Simple multiplication.

Ok I have to admit that I didn't put 2+2 together until your question.