Massage Parlor Reports

[MeatyLabia]

Grace has a nice top and sexy body. Wearing a pink skirts. She doesn't offer FS as I know. You can expect a good massage followed by CBJ / HJ option. Her hands were firm and mouth was slutty. Can say her massage skills were top notch and she didn't short any minutes till the time was up. In room, I got a robe and went TS. Got squeaky clean. Paid lots of attentions on Jr and it was very pleasant. She might make you cum while cleaning your Jr with soap. Once you come back to room, she'll give you a great massage. Actually it's almost legit level skills. In sensual parts, she used her body to tease me. Her tits all over me and then she gave prostate massage. She took her time No rush. Could enjoy her skills. I got horny, she covered JR to go CBJ. Her head game was fantastic. Seemed like she was aiming to finish me but I did my best to hold it. She was very eager to please me so it wasn't easy man. But she was sucking my shaft and head alternatively I made a jizz. Damn. She was so good.

It was my first time with her but I didn't think it would be the last. I'll keep this spot for a nice massage + covered head game spot.

What was the total damage?

[ExMan320]

Would love to hear more about Rita if anyone else has seen her (including rate + tip). I'm assuming this is the one you're referring to: https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22987713.html.

Also, are all Thais now asking for 0.6 for a HE instead of 0.4? I know Lucy, Lily and Reeya all do. Alternatively some of them have upped their hourly rate to $. 40 (Lisa). $. 80 seems to be the new going rate for massage and HE.

Long time lurker here but am compelled to warn folks about Rita. Easy appointment to make. One hour massage scheduled. Based on the discomfort I was feeling during the massage, I should have figured out that the second half of the massage was going to be painful too. On the flip she asked for a Benji for a fully clothed NOVA finish. I told her "you take care of me, I take care of you. " No UTC and no OTC and she demanded. 6 for the fully clothed, no roaming, final deed. Another monger was walking up as I was telling her how disappointed I was and would never come back. YMMV, but that was the worst experience I have had in the DMV.

[Jim Rob]

I banned the guy who told you this, it wasn't his first time trying to tell people not to post.

To all the guys who posted that it was a good idea, you're accounts have been placed in moderation and will never be unmoderated again.

Uncle LEO does NOT use this forum for information, they don't for several reasons, first they have much better sources of info than an anonymous sex forum but mostly because it's a waste of their time, nothing on this forum is admissible in any manner so it's literally a waste of their time.

You could post a series of pictures of you holding a stack of money and a sign saying "I'm paying this chick to suck my dick" then her sucking your dick with the money in one hand and a sign in the other saying "he just paid me to suck my dick" and that wouldn't be admissible.
Why?

"It's role play, I like pretending the women I'm with are prostitutes."

After over 20 years and nearly 2 million posts not a single one ever has, nor ever will be used in any court proceeding, it's not qualified evidence for anything. Since the first fucking day there have been guys saying people will get busted for posts and not a single one so far.


If you tell people not to post once you get placed on permanent moderation, twice and you are gone




A2

Thank you for this. I think some guys don't want to share good information out of the fear of the place getting a monger swarm and making the hidden gem vanish. I notice not many good success stories are shared. Too many reports are for places nobody care about. I try to share the good and the bad always. I share the bad to help mongers not waste money and good, promotes business and better service and quality for all.

If we don't help each other. Board doesn't exist and we depend on fake adds.

[NyHornet]

After reading about a provider wearing short shorts, I headed over to Excellence to check it out myself. The woman who appeared to greet me was wearing a dress and I asked for Nicole, which she shook her head, meaning I assume she was Nicole. I was a little bummed out with her attire but anyway I went for a 30 minute session. It's for 50 for 30 minutes and 70 for the hour, no TS or shower that I know of.

Massage was ok, nothing to go out of my way for. When the flip came, she asked if HJ was ok and requested 50 tip. I obliged and she did a somewhat quick HJ so I had to tell her multiple times to slow down. I was already horned up with about week of baby batter built up in my balls so I didn't want to spew so fast. I blew a good load and was out of there in 20 minutes.

This place seems to be a pump and dump type of place. I recommend avoiding this place. But thanks to NYHornet for giving a review of this place.

I might still return at some point to see what the other lady is like. Did there seem to be another worker there?

I've seen some sweet younger ladies at Comfort around the corner in the past, but they don't seem to stay long. It's a hit and miss situation and haven't been there in many months.

[Serpico99]

After reading about a provider wearing short shorts, I headed over to Excellence to check it out myself. The woman who appeared to greet me was wearing a dress and I asked for Nicole, which she shook her head, meaning I assume she was Nicole. I was a little bummed out with her attire but anyway I went for a 30 minute session. It's for 50 for 30 minutes and 70 for the hour, no TS or shower that I know of.

Massage was ok, nothing to go out of my way for. When the flip came, she asked if HJ was ok and requested 50 tip. I obliged and she did a somewhat quick HJ so I had to tell her multiple times to slow down. I was already horned up with about week of baby batter built up in my balls so I didn't want to spew so fast. I blew a good load and was out of there in 20 minutes.

This place seems to be a pump and dump type of place. I recommend avoiding this place. But thanks to NYHornet for giving a review of this place.

Sorry, I should had typed CiCi, not Nicole. The other poster's review on another AMP was on my mind LOL. But to clarify I did ask for CiCi.

[Serpico99]

It's been there for years, but I always thought it was probably totally legit. Then it appeared on Rubmaps with some recent reviews and not long after I saw a bedpage ad which led me to believe it might be under new management.

I have visited twice in last 3-4 weeks and have seen Cici both times. She is Chinese. I did hear another voice there, but have not seen anyone else.

Cici wears a mask, though I have seen her face her appearance is pleasant. She is on the younger side, mid 30's-early 40's if I had to guess, but so hard to tell with the quick glance I got. Could be younger. She seems kind of shy. On my first visit, I thought the massage was better than average though the flip came sooner than I expected. She went right for the oil and I had to tell her I preferred a slower style HJ. She complied. I had to tell her I still had time so she could give me a relaxing head massage and she did. I didn't attempt to roam much as I was still trying figure her out. I think she had another customer waiting, so I let her know I was ok with finishing up a little early, but I expect a full hour in the future and asked if I could massage her next time. An hour is $70 and I think I tipped $50..

After reading about a provider wearing short shorts, I headed over to Excellence to check it out myself. The woman who appeared to greet me was wearing a dress and I asked for Nicole, which she shook her head, meaning I assume she was Nicole. I was a little bummed out with her attire but anyway I went for a 30 minute session. It's for 50 for 30 minutes and 70 for the hour, no TS or shower that I know of.

Massage was ok, nothing to go out of my way for. When the flip came, she asked if HJ was ok and requested 50 tip. I obliged and she did a somewhat quick HJ so I had to tell her multiple times to slow down. I was already horned up with about week of baby batter built up in my balls so I didn't want to spew so fast. I blew a good load and was out of there in 20 minutes.

This place seems to be a pump and dump type of place. I recommend avoiding this place. But thanks to NYHornet for giving a review of this place.

[PuntaJaco43]

Curious, has anyone been back there since Joy, now Nicole left? Joy told me it's just one woman there now and said "she is old". Some monger was asking about where to see older gals, so who knows anything?

If Lulu is still there, she's the one. Older but can be very sensual. Joy / Nicole is a great gal, but you will have more fun with Lulu. I wrote a nice descriptive review of my experience with her last year.

Regards.

PJ.

[Mika69]

I went to see Lita, or Rita, in Tysons. Sexy cougar. Her English isn't great but she laughs easily, and she's got a good space and atmosphere. I saw her ad on bed page, but she says she doesn't do FS. No problem, standard Nova. Will likely go again.

Would love to hear more about Rita if anyone else has seen her (including rate + tip). I'm assuming this is the one you're referring to: https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22987713.html.

Also, are all Thais now asking for 0.6 for a HE instead of 0.4? I know Lucy, Lily and Reeya all do. Alternatively some of them have upped their hourly rate to $. 40 (Lisa). $. 80 seems to be the new going rate for massage and HE.

[Electric456]

Stopped by Palace recently and was met at the door by Honey. Led me into a room and when I asked if Celine (my ATF) was in, she said that Celine was taking a vacation. Opt'd for a half hour to try out the new lady. Honey is probably an inch taller than Celine and has man made C's. TS and massage were some of the best I've had in a very long time. Time to flip and I get B2B / P2P similar to what Celine offers. Honey is the first provider I have experienced who is on par with Celine. Great addition to palace!

[DarkRai2]

Curious, has anyone been back there since Joy, now Nicole left? Joy told me it's just one woman there now and said "she is old". Some monger was asking about where to see older gals, so who knows anything?

I hadn't been there in a while, but Joy's gone? She's a trip! I received a massage form her just as things were reopening from the lockdowns. Good massage, but the mask was a problem that she even commented on.

[RedRocks1968]

Curious, has anyone been back there since Joy, now Nicole left? Joy told me it's just one woman there now and said "she is old". Some monger was asking about where to see older gals, so who knows anything?

[NyHornet]

I was driving and saw Excellence Massage in Manassas. Does anyone know anything about them?

It's been there for years, but I always thought it was probably totally legit. Then it appeared on Rubmaps with some recent reviews and not long after I saw a bedpage ad which led me to believe it might be under new management.

I have visited twice in last 3-4 weeks and have seen Cici both times. She is Chinese. I did hear another voice there, but have not seen anyone else.

Cici wears a mask, though I have seen her face her appearance is pleasant. She is on the younger side, mid 30's-early 40's if I had to guess, but so hard to tell with the quick glance I got. Could be younger. She seems kind of shy. On my first visit, I thought the massage was better than average though the flip came sooner than I expected. She went right for the oil and I had to tell her I preferred a slower style HJ. She complied. I had to tell her I still had time so she could give me a relaxing head massage and she did. I didn't attempt to roam much as I was still trying figure her out. I think she had another customer waiting, so I let her know I was ok with finishing up a little early, but I expect a full hour in the future and asked if I could massage her next time. An hour is $70 and I think I tipped $50.

I returned about 3 weeks later and things progressed about the same, but after the flip, I asked if I could massage her and she said yes. Well, I found that she doesn't take her clothes off, but I massaged her anyway. She was wearing short, shorts and didn't complain when Zi went under the clothes to massage her nice ass. I didn't get to her sweet spot, but spent a good 10 minutes on her and she said she liked it.

She got up and I was good and hard when I layed down. I don't squirt much at my age anymore but I shot up a good 6 inches on this day. She continued the massage to the full hour and I tipped her $60. I usually go to $80 if they strip for the massage and I enjoy mine as well. As I said she seems shy in demeanor and was suffering from allergies on this visit.

I may return as she is younger than average, the massage is decent, but I would like to see more personality from her. Probably about 5'4" with a decent body, small breasts from what I could tell and feel. I would also like to find out what the other heard but not seen worker is like.

Overall a decent experience but don't really expect the menu to be more.

[Member #6748]

Hello board,

I haven't posted on the VA board ever as I didn't know about USASG until I moved from NOVA to Kentucky in 2018. But when I lived in NOVA I got most of my info from SpaHunters and TER, my favorite AMPs were Miko's Sap (to see Sandy) and Comfort Spot in Fairfax, and Herndon Therapy.

I am coming back to NOVA next week and I'd like to know if these locations are still good and if there are other places that I offers FS and / or BBBJ.

I'd appreciate any feedback and will more than happy to share about the women in Kentucky.

Thanks.

[GilBang]

Dude,

There are like 3 places at Robert Paris Ct and I've never heard of Sherwood Crossing, WTF is that?

If you are going to just post a bunch of vague stuff then don't bother.

Be Safe.

--BE.

So I'm thinking that either the original poster got confused and meant to also agree with member Sexture96, whose post is right below Sekkusume's, agreeing he went to the same AMP as Sexture96, or something else is going on.

Robert Paris Ct is in Chantilly and there is no "Sherwood Crossing" anywhere in that area. However, Sexture96's post was referring to a "Parham" on Andrus Rd, which is in Alexandria and there is a "Parham Massage" on Andrus Rd in a complex called Sherwood Crossing.

I agree with you BE, it's not helpful at all posting a visit with vague info like that. Saying "went to Robert Paris Ct. " is like saying "visited an AMP in Franconia, nice girl, big tits, good time" LOL.

BTW, the references to this supposed AMP pointed at this: https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/im-new-chantilly-asian-massage/22982611.html
one of those BP ads that lately add all these extra services like GFE or just 'escort-like' language that we all know lead to nothing when you're actually there.

[FourNick8]

Here's another story from my mongering past that may help explain where all the 50 yo and 60 yo Korean AMP girls came from.

1985 in the Republic of Korea the economy is still recovering from the war 30 years earlier and cheap sex is everywhere. Hosting the Olympics in 1998 changed the economy overnight and Cheap sex was gone forever.

I was stationed at Osan AB and lived downtown in a three bedroom house with two other guys with three stereos and two TV's. One of my roommates worked in housing supply and the other worked in the hospital so we had access to officer furniture and underground medical checkups. Osan was surrounded by at least a hundred nightclubs, girly bars, dive bars, AMP's, and even barber shops where a short time could be had to 10 USD and an all might barfine was 20 except for the very few superstars who would make modern KPOP girls look like butter faces. All of this was sponsored and sanctioned by the US and ROK governments to provide Camp Girls to the brave soldiers defending the county again aggression. This was an organized operation as if anyone caught the clap the base hospital would pill out a binder notebook for each bar with pictures with all the registered girls and when one was pointed out the Korean National Police and US Town Patrol would pull then out and send them to the Monkey House until cured.

They also enforced a strict bar curfew at midnight on weekdays so I developed a MO to where, if I didn't get a girl early or was short on money, I just walked the streets right after curfew and chat up a girl who was walking home without a barfine. I would offer my house for more drinks, some American food, and to watch Purple Rain for the hundredth time. After 1:00 am the taxis stopped running so most every time the girls stayed there in exchange for a free fuck. I'm not saying I was Wilt Chamberlin but I stopped counting at 300 before the first year and that was including living with Yu, Kyung He for 6 weeks.

I met Kyung He while walking home from work just around the corner from my house. I knew just enough Korean to invite her over to the love pad and there found out that she was just recruited from down south to work in a new bar and was staying at Mama-sans house until the bar opened with 6 other girls. After some Jim Beam (4 bucks a bottle) a steak and MacNcheese dinner, and watching Purple Rain again I offered for her to spend the night in my king size 0-6 bed and she accepted. She ended up staying for six weeks before her bar opened and during that time I took her bar hopping but she always wanted to go to the dive bars and not the hostess bars like the one she was recruited to work.

Opening night came and I walked her over to the newly decorated bar to check it out myself. Mamas-an was freaking because the DJ had not shown up and it was opening time. I had often DJ'd at my fav dive bar on Aragon Alley so I offered to sit in and was accepted. From the DJ booth I watched dozens of horny guys buy her ladies drinks and hit on her until one guy paid her bar fine and they left together before 10:00 pm.

She never did come by my house again after realizing what I was getting for free she was now getting paid for. Another reason never to date a girl who has ever traded money for sex.

P. S Every time I get a KAMP massage in NOVA from a Korean granny I dig deep into my memory to see if I fucked her 40 years ago.