Massage Parlor Reports

[OldBoomer]

I'm not judging but no F'ing way am I paying 300 without BJ AND FS. I know this is NOVA and not Bangkok but after having the real thing I just cannot justify paying 10 X the price for 1/10 of the service. It's a lot like Thai food; I've had undoubtedly the best Pad Thai in the world from a street vendor in Bangkok for about 50 THB equal to a dollar fifty. I refuse to settle for stale shrimp soggy noodle unspiced Pad Thai in NOVA for 15 bucks.

In Bangkok I used to visit a AMP in the suburbs away from the tourist areas. For 500 THB (14 bucks) house fee and 500 THB tip this 19 yo, 8th grade educated, spinner would give me BBFSCIP MSOG Greek ATM GFE and then snuggle afterwards and start to cry on me shoulder. One time I recorded her Thai ramblings and replayed then for a friend fluent in Thai. She was telling me things like "I will do anything to stay with you" and "come back and fuck me everyday". No Americanized Thai here can hold a candle to that level of service.

My other pet peeve about Thai girls in NOVA is they lie about their age and some of us mongers believe them. After living there for five years and knowing Thai ladies both socially and in business I can tell that Eva is at least 45 and the ones who claim 20's like Maple are at least 35. Thai Nana that Jim Rob commented on has to be at least 60. Until you have fucked a verified 18 yo Thai girl with a flawless body, peach fuzz on her armpits, and only three pubic hairs naturally growing on the sweetest little pussy that has only been offered to her Thai HS boyfriend who has a 4" dick one can one truly appreciate the age of a Thai girl.
Enough of my rant. While here in NOVA Ill just keeping fucking cheap Chinese pussy and wait until I can return to the Land of Smiles.

Sophie maybe?

Well, she is not 19 and she will not cry on your shoulder, but Sophie will give you a good nuru, CFS and CBJ or 240. She is not to everyone's liking here, but when I want her particular service, she is my go to.

P.S.: pretty good pad thai in Occoquan. If you want it spicy or any particular way, just ask.

[PilotAviator]

Google Coca Cola WH and seminary road and get 5 XX1 Seminary Road in Alexandria.

Then once you're there you walk across the street (since he said it's across from the Warehouse) using your perception of space and geographical terrain that was developed when you turned about 2 and Bingo! You arrived at your destination!

The only thing that might be eluding you are the many ninjas you'll have to fight along the way.

But not being too specific helps keep the pigs from oinking around the neighborhood.

Spelling out things too cleanly on this board has gotten me into trouble in the past, but this is a pretty fucking easy puzzle to crack.

Thank you for the Ninja warning. All of us will now be hyper-aware when crossing the street. (LOL).

[Member #6802]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22946427.html.

I've seen her ads since starting the hobby, but can't find any reviews. Wondering how good is massage and any extras?

[DoYouKnow]

Too much time on your hands, but all good. Its a new name established now. I have the details. Not that serious.

Coco is gone unfortunately. She went to NY now. Amanda is there now. I will have to check her out.

[DoYouKnow]

Google Coca Cola WH and seminary road and get 5 XX1 Seminary Road in Alexandria.

Then once you're there you walk across the street (since he said it's across from the Warehouse) using your perception of space and geographical terrain that was developed when you turned about 2 and Bingo! You arrived at your destination!

The only thing that might be eluding you are the many ninjas you'll have to fight along the way.

But not being too specific helps keep the pigs from oinking around the neighborhood.

Spelling out things too cleanly on this board has gotten me into trouble in the past, but this is a pretty fucking easy puzzle to crack.

Too much time on your hands, but all good. Its a new name established now. I have the details. Not that serious.

[TheDrowned]

That still doesn't help so I guess it will be a read between the lines and folks with have to hunt for it LOL. Too elusive for me.

Google Coca Cola WH and seminary road and get 5 XX1 Seminary Road in Alexandria.

Then once you're there you walk across the street (since he said it's across from the Warehouse) using your perception of space and geographical terrain that was developed when you turned about 2 and Bingo! You arrived at your destination!

The only thing that might be eluding you are the many ninjas you'll have to fight along the way.

But not being too specific helps keep the pigs from oinking around the neighborhood.

Spelling out things too cleanly on this board has gotten me into trouble in the past, but this is a pretty fucking easy puzzle to crack.

[DoYouKnow]

Saying the place is off of Seminary Road is more accurate. It's across the street from the Coke warehouse.

That still doesn't help so I guess it will be a read between the lines and folks with have to hunt for it LOL. Too elusive for me.

[Harold Myers]

I'm not judging but no F'ing way am I paying 300 without BJ AND FS. I know this is NOVA and not Bangkok but after having the real thing I just cannot justify paying 10 X the price for 1/10 of the service. It's a lot like Thai food; I've had undoubtedly the best Pad Thai in the world from a street vendor in Bangkok for about 50 THB equal to a dollar fifty. I refuse to settle for stale shrimp soggy noodle unspiced Pad Thai in NOVA for 15 bucks.

In Bangkok I used to visit a AMP in the suburbs away from the tourist areas. For 500 THB (14 bucks) house fee and 500 THB tip this 19 yo, 8th grade educated, spinner would give me BBFSCIP MSOG Greek ATM GFE and then snuggle afterwards and start to cry on me shoulder. One time I recorded her Thai ramblings and replayed then for a friend fluent in Thai. She was telling me things like "I will do anything to stay with you" and "come back and fuck me everyday". No Americanized Thai here can hold a candle to that level of service.

My other pet peeve about Thai girls in NOVA is they lie about their age and some of us mongers believe them. After living there for five years and knowing Thai ladies both socially and in business I can tell that Eva is at least 45 and the ones who claim 20's like Maple are at least 35. Thai Nana that Jim Rob commented on has to be at least 60. Until you have fucked a verified 18 yo Thai girl with a flawless body, peach fuzz on her armpits, and only three pubic hairs naturally growing on the sweetest little pussy that has only been offered to her Thai HS boyfriend who has a 4" dick one can one truly appreciate the age of a Thai girl..

This review is a breath of fresh air to know that the AMP scene is not like NOVA worldwide. I should visit Thailand. 18 year old And tight is something I'd fall asleep in day after day, and continue to pay by the hour, day after day.

[FourNick8]

Her includes the following:

1. 100 Massage.

2. 180 Massage nude.

3. 250 Nuru (with real nuru gel.) (45 min).

4. 300 Nuru (30 m massage and 30 m nuru).

(No Full service or BJ).

The damage is a little steep for no NF and no BJ. Does she hold to these rules? Anyone recommend?

I'm not judging but no F'ing way am I paying 300 without BJ AND FS. I know this is NOVA and not Bangkok but after having the real thing I just cannot justify paying 10 X the price for 1/10 of the service. It's a lot like Thai food; I've had undoubtedly the best Pad Thai in the world from a street vendor in Bangkok for about 50 THB equal to a dollar fifty. I refuse to settle for stale shrimp soggy noodle unspiced Pad Thai in NOVA for 15 bucks.

In Bangkok I used to visit a AMP in the suburbs away from the tourist areas. For 500 THB (14 bucks) house fee and 500 THB tip this 19 yo, 8th grade educated, spinner would give me BBFSCIP MSOG Greek ATM GFE and then snuggle afterwards and start to cry on me shoulder. One time I recorded her Thai ramblings and replayed then for a friend fluent in Thai. She was telling me things like "I will do anything to stay with you" and "come back and fuck me everyday". No Americanized Thai here can hold a candle to that level of service.

My other pet peeve about Thai girls in NOVA is they lie about their age and some of us mongers believe them. After living there for five years and knowing Thai ladies both socially and in business I can tell that Eva is at least 45 and the ones who claim 20's like Maple are at least 35. Thai Nana that Jim Rob commented on has to be at least 60. Until you have fucked a verified 18 yo Thai girl with a flawless body, peach fuzz on her armpits, and only three pubic hairs naturally growing on the sweetest little pussy that has only been offered to her Thai HS boyfriend who has a 4" dick one can one truly appreciate the age of a Thai girl.

Enough of my rant. While here in NOVA Ill just keeping fucking cheap Chinese pussy and wait until I can return to the Land of Smiles.

[Frank Digitola]

Does anyone have an ad for Lily Spa? I found more than one spa in the area with that name and the one in Alexandria is listed as permanently closed. Thank you.

Saying the place is off of Seminary Road is more accurate. It's across the street from the Coke warehouse.

[Dave777]

One thing that unites us all is the fact that we are all consumers. Regardless of who we are, where we're from, or what we do, our money is important to us. I dare say we all tremble at the idea of squandering our funds, and this is especially the case in this hobby. The beauty of a community like this is that brahs unselfishly share the details of their quests thereby creating an approximation of the adventure we can experience at the same locality. It is up to the reader to decide if the value for money variable is worth your hard earned bucks. I humbly present you with two experiences I had of the Latina variety, each of which cost me 2 benjis respectively. The first of these occurred at FHOH, an establishment I have a fondness for, but haven't visited since the days of Leah.

We find ourselves this day in Vienna for work. My IRL brahs have decided that they want to feast and enjoy a cinematic adventure. These festivities are to take place in Tysons. This is the perfect time to see what's going on at FHOH for three reasons: 1) location 2) the two hours I have to kill before our rendezvous and 3) two of my brahs wives will be there and these beeyotches regularly bring me to the precipice of smushing their faces into their side salads. A pop should mellow me out sufficiently. I make a 45 minute appointment and am paired with Cecilia.

After stripping and hopping onto the table I am joined shortly thereafter by Cecilia. She announces after introducing herself that her English is limited. I speak a little bit of Spanish so this isn't a big deal. If you remember any Spanish from high school it won't be a big deal for you either. Cecilia gives me a relaxing yet run of the mill FHOH Spa massage. The deep tissue wasn't all that deep and when it was over I was covered in more oil than a duck in a Dawn dish detergent commercial. I am flipped.

Despite many attempts to sneak a peek, this is my first time getting a good look at Cecilia. I was able to spy cute, pedicured toes, full legs and a nice ass, but these were again only brief peeks. We quickly agree upon a nude encounter for a benji and she is now before me totally naked. Cecilia is an attractive woman in her late 40's or early 50's. If you were to Google "Luscious Lopez nudes" that's a pretty accurate example of her body. The exceptions are Cecilia has a thicker BBL booty and her teddies are fake and frankly, not the greatest. I smile at her, she reciprocates, then climbs onto the table into my arms and we begin to make out. Let's pause.

The brahs who have seen Cecilia before are at present saying "You guys began to do what Frank?" Soon, you the reader who have not seen her will also say the same to yourself. Listen, I once stuck my tongue in the balloon knot of a go-go dancer in the bathroom of a nightclub. My face has seen some things. What I'm doing is WILD, but I'll be alright. We make out for a bit and she gives me an expert tier tugger. I am harder than a carnival game. She drops down and gives me a Jedi tier BBBJ. The pop took a while to fly but she hung in there. She pauses to tug it out. After a bit of that I announce the pops imminence and she throws my piece back in to suck more. I let off 7-8 grail shots into her mouth. She swallowed it all and licked my piece clean. So yeah. I unabashedly GFE made out with a masseuse who probably has more seed inside of her than a Petco and has had enough inches in her mouth to stretch down 66. Screw it. Again, grand total was 2 benjis. I went to the movies and dinner feeling like Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat yanked my soul from my body. I was gelatinous. My hunger for Latina is however not satiated so I resolve that I will see Scarlet soon.

A few days pass and I schedule an appointment with Scarlet and meet her at her location in Fairfax. Scarlet is a 40 something year old woman who is cute, yet has a sultriness to her appearance thanks to her long, dark hair and the striking red lipstick she's wearing. Like Cecilia before her, Scarlet is wearing scrubs that are hugging her curves tightly. Once in the room I am asked if I want a regular massage for a single benji or a sexy one for two benjis. I say what the hell and decided to go with the sexy option.

Scarlet proceeds to step to the side, tie up her hair and then strip off her scrubs. Beneath the unsuspecting scrubs she was wearing a lace bra, lace hipster thong, a garter belt, and thigh high stockings. Her ads are par for the course and aren't an accurate representation of her rack. Scarlet's body is practically identical to a pornstar named Mz Dani's, even down to the lollipop scars from her breast lift. Googling "Mz Dani hussie pass" will accurately set your expectations. We locked eyes after she stripped down. She laughed and asked "Do you like?" in her thick accent. I asked her why she asks and she informed me that I had surprisingly to me, began to grin and bite my lip. She then takes her strong hands and gives me a very nice massage. Out of the Latinas I've seen, she's the best. I am flipped.

A soft touch of the front of my body begins. I immediately grab a handful of datass. I'm known round these parts as The Teddies Brah, but I am a connoisseur of all things thick. I've clapped a few BBL's in my day and what I thought was a BBL was actually a phat ass that was already there, but is now accentuated by the sculpting of the flanks and torso of this Latina vixen. If her ass is a BBL, it's the most natural feeling BBL of all time and her surgeon needs to rid Northern Virginia of the pancake epidemic that it has. Scarlet removes her bra and panties. I fondle her curves calmly and tenderly despite bubbling over internally with a glee rivaled only by a 13 year old Frank Brah seeing a pair of his classmates teddies in my high school staircase. Scarlet matches my tenderness and corkscrews me slowly. I am harder than a 90 day, unpaid internship with Alaskan crab fishermen. After a while of no pop Scarlet puts her face down by junior, hunkers down and angles the booty towards me. She twerks, I paw away, spank it a little and enjoy the recoily juiciness. Before long I let off grail shots that fly past her face, over her shoulder onto her back, startling her. She invited me back and I will return.

There you have it. Two trips, two latinas, two hundo, two times. I hope I've equipped you with enough info to discern what kind of value for money you'd face with these two luscious Latinas. In my personal opinion, one was a discount, the other included the Latina tax on her price point albeit for a very satisfying experience. But hey, you brahs be the judge.

Frankie.

Can you share the links please.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Her includes the following:

1. 100 Massage.

2. 180 Massage nude.

3. 250 Nuru (with real nuru gel.) (45 min).

4. 300 Nuru (30 m massage and 30 m nuru).

(No Full service or BJ).

The damage is a little steep for no NF and no BJ. Does she hold to these rules? Anyone recommend?

I could never get her out her clothes. That's new, to my miles. The new economy I guess.

Always was a decent rub with a roaming NOVA.

[OldBoomer]

Her includes the following:

1. 100 Massage.

2. 180 Massage nude.

3. 250 Nuru (with real nuru gel.) (45 min).

4. 300 Nuru (30 m massage and 30 m nuru).

(No Full service or BJ).

The damage is a little steep for no NF and no BJ. Does she hold to these rules? Anyone recommend?

[The Real Mrdj]

First, I know this is a NOVA board, but I also know there are a few out there seeking this variety. Ventured out recently to RS in Greenbelt and met Tiffany. Looks to be 26 and claims 36. Beautiful looking Vietnamese lady from LA with bolt ons that seem perfect but definitely not natural (D cup). TS was decent with a little ball juggling and taint tickling. Typical light rub down with oil, hot towel, and then options laid out on the table. Opted for everything $. 5. Drooped her dress, gave me a big body to body hug and a few light kisses on the lips. Her tongue was the highlight of the day. I've never had my sack tongue caressed better in my entire life all the while she kept looking up at me as if she were seeking my approval. Rest of the session was what you would expect. DATY, mish, doggy, so on and so forth until I blew it in the bag. First time with a Vietnamese lady was top notch. She says she's not sure how long she'll be here but I got the impression she's not leaving any time soon.

DJ.

[Pranked]

Had always noticed the big neon open sign in the second story window was on when I drove by but today I stopped in the open sign and the homemade phone number signs were gone. Went up the stairs and the door was locked.

Called ahead to confirm and went by here the other day, sign says Old Keene Mill Spa. Was greeted by a middle-aged Chinese woman (English conversational, but she shook head "uh-uh" when asked her name). Undressed and had a 30 min massage with friendly conversation. After the flip she put a towel over my member. She giggled when she saw my excited member growing out from under, but just kept on until finished with the massage, "All done" with no extras offered. Massage was decent, total damage. 6.