Massage Parlor Reports

[Dunnit]

Lily Spa is at the west end of Janney's Lane in a low rise business park. I walked in and asked for an hour, paid the. 7 and was led to a room by Coco. She's probably still in her 20's with good curves and a rockin' rack. Shortly after the massage began she asked if I wanted 4 hands. Ok, she talked me into it and before long Tina joined us. So with less that 15 minutes inside the joint they have me flip. As we agreed, both raised their shirts but only Coco dropped trou' because Tina was sporting pad down below. It took some doing but I kept them from finishing me too early, so I nursed on them both. Coco's breasts are a sight to behold. Imagine what Tara looked like when she was only 20 years old and you get the idea. Tina is a smaller girl who has a bit of baby damage but her slender figure is still ok.

A serious disappointment in the session is that even though I could see Coco's mons, she wouldn't even let me touch that waxed beauty much less wet parts. Tina was more fun but would surely allow any kind of roaming in a week or so if I went back. So for about another 15 minutes I switched from nursing on one then the other. After finishing Tina left the room and Coco stayed to finish a meagre but really quite affectionate massage.

After seeing what turns me on they would probably be better fun on the next visit but I don't think I'll do that. I'm out $$ and didn't even get my fingers wet. If I spent the money on just one of them maybe expanded menu would be available but I don't think I'm interested.

Does anyone have an ad for Lily Spa? I found more than one spa in the area with that name and the one in Alexandria is listed as permanently closed. Thank you.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Appreciate a link to her ad or web site. Can't search for Ava because the search engine balks because its just 3 letters.

Still searching for a good Nuru with FS.

Here you go:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22963838.html

Have fun!

[KidFarian]

One thing that unites us all is the fact that we are all consumers. Regardless of who we are, where we're from, or what we do, our money is important to us. I dare say we all tremble at the idea of squandering our funds, and this is especially the case in this hobby. The beauty of a community like this is that brahs unselfishly share the details of their quests thereby creating an approximation of the adventure we can experience at the same locality. It is up to the reader to decide if the value for money variable is worth your hard earned bucks. I humbly present you with two experiences I had of the Latina variety, each of which cost me 2 benjis respectively. The first of these occurred at FHOH, an establishment I have a fondness for, but haven't visited since the days of Leah.

We find ourselves this day in Vienna for work. My IRL brahs have decided that they want to feast and enjoy a cinematic adventure. These festivities are to take place in Tysons. This is the perfect time to see what's going on at FHOH for three reasons: 1) location 2) the two hours I have to kill before our rendezvous and 3) two of my brahs wives will be there and these beeyotches regularly bring me to the precipice of smushing their faces into their side salads. A pop should mellow me out sufficiently. I make a 45 minute appointment and am paired with Cecilia.

After stripping and hopping onto the table I am joined shortly thereafter by Cecilia. She announces after introducing herself that her English is limited. I speak a little bit of Spanish so this isn't a big deal. If you remember any Spanish from high school it won't be a big deal for you either. Cecilia gives me a relaxing yet run of the mill FHOH Spa massage. The deep tissue wasn't all that deep and when it was over I was covered in more oil than a duck in a Dawn dish detergent commercial. I am flipped.

Despite many attempts to sneak a peek, this is my first time getting a good look at Cecilia. I was able to spy cute, pedicured toes, full legs and a nice ass, but these were again only brief peeks. We quickly agree upon a nude encounter for a benji and she is now before me totally naked. Cecilia is an attractive woman in her late 40's or early 50's. If you were to Google "Luscious Lopez nudes" that's a pretty accurate example of her body. The exceptions are Cecilia has a thicker BBL booty and her teddies are fake and frankly, not the greatest. I smile at her, she reciprocates, then climbs onto the table into my arms and we begin to make out. Let's pause.

The brahs who have seen Cecilia before are at present saying "You guys began to do what Frank?" Soon, you the reader who have not seen her will also say the same to yourself. Listen, I once stuck my tongue in the balloon knot of a go-go dancer in the bathroom of a nightclub. My face has seen some things. What I'm doing is WILD, but I'll be alright. We make out for a bit and she gives me an expert tier tugger. I am harder than a carnival game. She drops down and gives me a Jedi tier BBBJ. The pop took a while to fly but she hung in there. She pauses to tug it out. After a bit of that I announce the pops imminence and she throws my piece back in to suck more. I let off 7-8 grail shots into her mouth. She swallowed it all and licked my piece clean. So yeah. I unabashedly GFE made out with a masseuse who probably has more seed inside of her than a Petco and has had enough inches in her mouth to stretch down 66. Screw it. Again, grand total was 2 benjis. I went to the movies and dinner feeling like Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat yanked my soul from my body. I was gelatinous. My hunger for Latina is however not satiated so I resolve that I will see Scarlet soon.

A few days pass and I schedule an appointment with Scarlet and meet her at her location in Fairfax. Scarlet is a 40 something year old woman who is cute, yet has a sultriness to her appearance thanks to her long, dark hair and the striking red lipstick she's wearing. Like Cecilia before her, Scarlet is wearing scrubs that are hugging her curves tightly. Once in the room I am asked if I want a regular massage for a single benji or a sexy one for two benjis. I say what the hell and decided to go with the sexy option.

Scarlet proceeds to step to the side, tie up her hair and then strip off her scrubs. Beneath the unsuspecting scrubs she was wearing a lace bra, lace hipster thong, a garter belt, and thigh high stockings. Her ads are par for the course and aren't an accurate representation of her rack. Scarlet's body is practically identical to a pornstar named Mz Dani's, even down to the lollipop scars from her breast lift. Googling "Mz Dani hussie pass" will accurately set your expectations. We locked eyes after she stripped down. She laughed and asked "Do you like?" in her thick accent. I asked her why she asks and she informed me that I had surprisingly to me, began to grin and bite my lip. She then takes her strong hands and gives me a very nice massage. Out of the Latinas I've seen, she's the best. I am flipped.

A soft touch of the front of my body begins. I immediately grab a handful of datass. I'm known round these parts as The Teddies Brah, but I am a connoisseur of all things thick. I've clapped a few BBL's in my day and what I thought was a BBL was actually a phat ass that was already there, but is now accentuated by the sculpting of the flanks and torso of this Latina vixen. If her ass is a BBL, it's the most natural feeling BBL of all time and her surgeon needs to rid Northern Virginia of the pancake epidemic that it has. Scarlet removes her bra and panties. I fondle her curves calmly and tenderly despite bubbling over internally with a glee rivaled only by a 13 year old Frank Brah seeing a pair of his classmates teddies in my high school staircase. Scarlet matches my tenderness and corkscrews me slowly. I am harder than a 90 day, unpaid internship with Alaskan crab fishermen. After a while of no pop Scarlet puts her face down by junior, hunkers down and angles the booty towards me. She twerks, I paw away, spank it a little and enjoy the recoily juiciness. Before long I let off grail shots that fly past her face, over her shoulder onto her back, startling her. She invited me back and I will return.

There you have it. Two trips, two latinas, two hundo, two times. I hope I've equipped you with enough info to discern what kind of value for money you'd face with these two luscious Latinas. In my personal opinion, one was a discount, the other included the Latina tax on her price point albeit for a very satisfying experience. But hey, you brahs be the judge.

Frankie.

Where is she located In Fairfax?

[Frank Digitola]

One thing that unites us all is the fact that we are all consumers. Regardless of who we are, where we're from, or what we do, our money is important to us. I dare say we all tremble at the idea of squandering our funds, and this is especially the case in this hobby. The beauty of a community like this is that brahs unselfishly share the details of their quests thereby creating an approximation of the adventure we can experience at the same locality. It is up to the reader to decide if the value for money variable is worth your hard earned bucks. I humbly present you with two experiences I had of the Latina variety, each of which cost me 2 benjis respectively. The first of these occurred at FHOH, an establishment I have a fondness for, but haven't visited since the days of Leah.

We find ourselves this day in Vienna for work. My IRL brahs have decided that they want to feast and enjoy a cinematic adventure. These festivities are to take place in Tysons. This is the perfect time to see what's going on at FHOH for three reasons: 1) location 2) the two hours I have to kill before our rendezvous and 3) two of my brahs wives will be there and these beeyotches regularly bring me to the precipice of smushing their faces into their side salads. A pop should mellow me out sufficiently. I make a 45 minute appointment and am paired with Cecilia.

After stripping and hopping onto the table I am joined shortly thereafter by Cecilia. She announces after introducing herself that her English is limited. I speak a little bit of Spanish so this isn't a big deal. If you remember any Spanish from high school it won't be a big deal for you either. Cecilia gives me a relaxing yet run of the mill FHOH Spa massage. The deep tissue wasn't all that deep and when it was over I was covered in more oil than a duck in a Dawn dish detergent commercial. I am flipped.

Despite many attempts to sneak a peek, this is my first time getting a good look at Cecilia. I was able to spy cute, pedicured toes, full legs and a nice ass, but these were again only brief peeks. We quickly agree upon a nude encounter for a benji and she is now before me totally naked. Cecilia is an attractive woman in her late 40's or early 50's. If you were to Google "Luscious Lopez nudes" that's a pretty accurate example of her body. The exceptions are Cecilia has a thicker BBL booty and her teddies are fake and frankly, not the greatest. I smile at her, she reciprocates, then climbs onto the table into my arms and we begin to make out. Let's pause.

The brahs who have seen Cecilia before are at present saying "You guys began to do what Frank?" Soon, you the reader who have not seen her will also say the same to yourself. Listen, I once stuck my tongue in the balloon knot of a go-go dancer in the bathroom of a nightclub. My face has seen some things. What I'm doing is WILD, but I'll be alright. We make out for a bit and she gives me an expert tier tugger. I am harder than a carnival game. She drops down and gives me a Jedi tier BBBJ. The pop took a while to fly but she hung in there. She pauses to tug it out. After a bit of that I announce the pops imminence and she throws my piece back in to suck more. I let off 7-8 grail shots into her mouth. She swallowed it all and licked my piece clean. So yeah. I unabashedly GFE made out with a masseuse who probably has more seed inside of her than a Petco and has had enough inches in her mouth to stretch down 66. Screw it. Again, grand total was 2 benjis. I went to the movies and dinner feeling like Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat yanked my soul from my body. I was gelatinous. My hunger for Latina is however not satiated so I resolve that I will see Scarlet soon.

A few days pass and I schedule an appointment with Scarlet and meet her at her location in Fairfax. Scarlet is a 40 something year old woman who is cute, yet has a sultriness to her appearance thanks to her long, dark hair and the striking red lipstick she's wearing. Like Cecilia before her, Scarlet is wearing scrubs that are hugging her curves tightly. Once in the room I am asked if I want a regular massage for a single benji or a sexy one for two benjis. I say what the hell and decided to go with the sexy option.

Scarlet proceeds to step to the side, tie up her hair and then strip off her scrubs. Beneath the unsuspecting scrubs she was wearing a lace bra, lace hipster thong, a garter belt, and thigh high stockings. Her ads are par for the course and aren't an accurate representation of her rack. Scarlet's body is practically identical to a pornstar named Mz Dani's, even down to the lollipop scars from her breast lift. Googling "Mz Dani hussie pass" will accurately set your expectations. We locked eyes after she stripped down. She laughed and asked "Do you like?" in her thick accent. I asked her why she asks and she informed me that I had surprisingly to me, began to grin and bite my lip. She then takes her strong hands and gives me a very nice massage. Out of the Latinas I've seen, she's the best. I am flipped.

A soft touch of the front of my body begins. I immediately grab a handful of datass. I'm known round these parts as The Teddies Brah, but I am a connoisseur of all things thick. I've clapped a few BBL's in my day and what I thought was a BBL was actually a phat ass that was already there, but is now accentuated by the sculpting of the flanks and torso of this Latina vixen. If her ass is a BBL, it's the most natural feeling BBL of all time and her surgeon needs to rid Northern Virginia of the pancake epidemic that it has. Scarlet removes her bra and panties. I fondle her curves calmly and tenderly despite bubbling over internally with a glee rivaled only by a 13 year old Frank Brah seeing a pair of his classmates teddies in my high school staircase. Scarlet matches my tenderness and corkscrews me slowly. I am harder than a 90 day, unpaid internship with Alaskan crab fishermen. After a while of no pop Scarlet puts her face down by junior, hunkers down and angles the booty towards me. She twerks, I paw away, spank it a little and enjoy the recoily juiciness. Before long I let off grail shots that fly past her face, over her shoulder onto her back, startling her. She invited me back and I will return.

There you have it. Two trips, two latinas, two hundo, two times. I hope I've equipped you with enough info to discern what kind of value for money you'd face with these two luscious Latinas. In my personal opinion, one was a discount, the other included the Latina tax on her price point albeit for a very satisfying experience. But hey, you brahs be the judge.

Frankie.

[Tom McAn]

If you locate one, please share info (PM is okay).

Also, if you actually find one of any ethnicity other than Asian, you should play the lottery because it'll be your lucky day.

I live in Woodbridge area and there are plenty of good AMPs in the area. But finding a Latina / Black / European MP or even an independent lady has been as difficult as finding the elusive unicorn.

It's been years since we had any consistent non-Asian massage providers in Northern Virginia. There were some Russians that worked in the Rosslyn area some years back, but they've long since moved on.

I have fond memories of Sara, aka Swedish Sweetheart, who used to visit this area several times a year when she was active. Her massage skills were decent enough and the FS which followed was some of the best I've ever enjoyed with a provider. She eventually became popular enough that I was unable to schedule with her when she visited in the last several years before she retired.

I also recall an attractive MILF who used to work somewhere in far western Fairfax County or far eastern Loudoun County. She too is long gone.

If you ever find one, please let us know and file a report when you visit.

Edited to add: I looked on Eros and found that Demi Diamonds is still active, working in the Tysons-Vienna area these days. I saw her years ago when she was known as Juicy Jenna. She was a MILF back then, so I imagine she's now in the GILF age range. The ad lists $225 as her rate for an hour's FBSM.

https://massage.eros.com/washington_...943.htm?cat=83

[Serpin58]

Appreciate a link to her ad or web site. Can't search for Ava because the search engine balks because its just 3 letters.

Still searching for a good Nuru with FS.

Lynn McLean was the best back in the day on the floor a true Korean geisha- she even walked like one. She was perfection with perfect body, but like all of us she had bad or crazy side. I went on date with her 2015 before the blizzard! I literally spent $666.00 dollars at a karaoke bar and that's after a sushi 🍱 dinner with liquor-! I wouldn't have cared about the $666.00 karaoke 🎤 but 3 of her friends showed up left before us.

So, I paid for their shit!

So that ended are personal and business relationship because I vented 😝 she had nothing to do with me after!

But damn she was perfection on geisha experience.

I think she still comes to area.

Her place is clean 🧼 like OCD clean.

[JonFisher]

Ava (Thai) does a great Nuru. Has been reviewed before. She does it on the table, you could ask her about the floor, no FS though. She is very attractive and has a real neat location.

Appreciate a link to her ad or web site. Can't search for Ava because the search engine balks because its just 3 letters.

Still searching for a good Nuru with FS.

[Rhinopole]

Blue. Massage varies. Not cmt but ok. TS. Good for a spin. This place appears to have younger women, 30's to 40's? Recommend. YMMV.

Sung. Good massage, TS and sauna, if that's your thing. Older women, guessing mid-40's plus. That said, they are in shape and very attentive. Recommend. Again YMMV.

Magic. Best massage of the three. Nicole is fun and communicates well. Limited menu.

Entry fee is. 8 for all. Extras. 6+.

Stay safe.

I agree that Nicole is a lot of fun to be with. For a while I visited her regularly. I've stopped, however, because if you enjoy DATY, you have to put up with her using her muscular thighs to limit your access to her pussy. After a while I'd had enough of that nonsense. She loves to have her nipples sucked and also DATO. But she was too stingy with pussy access for me to continue seeing her, as much as I enjoyed her personality. To each his (and her) own, I guess.

Rhino.

[Skooby]

Can anyone recommend a provider who includes plenty of teasing / soft touch / ass play in their massage? I find a lot of Thai providers don't offer anywhere near enough pre flip teasing and it's disappointing to say the least. I might be asking for a lot but I'm looking for a provider who is attractive and gives a great massage in addition to the teasing / ass play. My go to providers for teasing are as follows:

Independents:

- Audri.

- Luba Marina.

Thai Independents:

- Kendall.

- Tara.

- Lucy.

- Nadia.

- Tiffany (no longer available).

Bethesda Therapeutic Massage:

- Sasha.

- Lina.

- Victoria.
!

Where can I find info on Audri? Do you have a link to an ad?

[Adam2238]

Went to Pine in Herndon since I've had a fun time in the past with Kelly and some P2P slide. She wasn't working and I was about to leave but the mamasan showed me a girl that looked decent named Nana. .6 for hh and I went to the table shower. It was okay but if you aren't a fan of getting sprayed in the face multiple times then skip the shower LOL, annoying but it didn't bug me much. Some teasing and it was on to a quick medium massage and the soft touch. Decided on 1 for strip and HJ, her teddies looked big and firm but the bra did wonders bc they ended up being deflated and not fun at all. She turned down the lights a lot more than most spas, I think she may be pushing 50. She was nice but just wasn't into her and regretted the trip. Kelly is a sweetheart and way more fun so I would return only for her.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Appreciate any recommendations for a good Nuru massage place in the Fairfax / Ashburn and surrounding areas. Looking for someone doing nuru on the floor with FS. Not a fan of Nuru on table. What's a typical cost of a nuru with HE / FS?

Ava (Thai) does a great Nuru. Has been reviewed before. She does it on the table, you could ask her about the floor, no FS though. She is very attractive and has a real neat location.

[Metloaf]

Thick provider left Chicago over the fall and winter to lane in Nova area of VA. She since has disappeared after saying she looking to open a new spot there but probably returned to original trap area of Chicago. Phat Butt question mark on one cheek, nice plump lips, and natural Ds.

Any recent one in's or memories?

[Erika Scorpio]

I don't recall her being that thin but maybe I'm just more use to fucking fuller bodied Asians with round asses.

I personally can't figure out the formula to locate round ass Asians at all. I've come to accept that that might be nothing more than urban legend at this point, but I'm looking forward to having my mind changed and maybe having someone throw a very meaty bone down my way. So, could you please point us to some bubble butt Asians in the area who are dtf?

[WillyBetten]

TOFTT and glad I did, though the little head definitely won out.

Pros: real everything- real pictures, real fantastic D cups, real cute Thai accent, naturally thick ass too. Fun flirty attitude. Above average oil massage. Nice apartment by Fair Oaks mall. Not a clock watcher, even though the hour was up offered to let me take a shower.

Cons: Limited menu- offered "body to body" for an extra 1. 4, was vague about what it included which ended up being completely nude rubbing of her oiled up tits (which was actually fantastic) and a passionate HE.

Had I not lost all my better judgement I'd probably have been able to negotiate that down. If that was. 4 less I'd be back in a heartbeat, at that price I'm on the fence but the visuals are just that good. She's here until 3/22.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22955597.html

Are these the same providers? https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22946427.html.

[WillyBetten]

So at the behest and rave review of Bella, I finally took the plunge and made an appointment w / her after taking a few months off the hobby.

I've been in this hobby since the early 2000's, and whenever someone or some place is super hyped up, I approach w / both caution and enthusiasm. Now, I am not discounting anyone else's experiences. I did enjoy but not to the degree I thought I would.

First and foremost, I am a massage guy. You could accuse me of looking for a unicorn, but I am perpetually on the lookout for that unobtanium of great massage skills, tig bits, friendly attitude, more than just NOVA (though FS isn't necessarily a requirement. I just like my Russians). Bella's massage was lackluster. Nice medium-ish pressure, but there wasn't any effort. In spite of me asking. Of trying to any deeper to provide any therapeutic value. So from that aspect, a tick in the L column.

I am of Asian descent, so I am somewhat well versed in divining the Asian ladies' ages, in spite of the the makeup thicker than the Great Wall. I'd say that she is in her mid 50's. In spite of that, her body definitely is banging. Curves you don't normally find on an average Asian. And I must admit that her teds are HOF worthy. The rub here is that they weren't nearly big or as full as I had imagined them to be based on the 5 star Yelp reviews. Very nice no doubt, just not like HOLY SHIT.

She had no issues w / me asking for a visit to the Russian cultural museum. Definitely knew how to work them milkers to my cannon fire of Tsarist revolutionary fervor. Can't say that I didn't leave happy. I especially enjoyed that while I'm sure she knew of her popularity, there was no haggling over the tip. Overall an enjoyable experience, but for those that haven't been, I don't know if you should expect an experience akin to 1969 Woodstock.

Oh, they do have have TS and a nice dry sauna where you can experience good relaxing times. No clock watching AFAIK.