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04-14-23 14:14 #23946Senior Member

Posts: 27Casting a vote
Frankie brah! Welcome back and thanks for the update. Your HOF list was spot on a few years ago and I much appreciated that post. I would like to cast a vote for Bella (Blue Ocean Wellness) to be considered for the FDT-HOF. Not that you or anyone asked, but IMHO Bella is top 5 material. Her teddies remind me of Petra Verlaine back in the day with the perfect line off the shoulder rolling down straight to the tip of her rubbery big nipple. Perfect two hand cup of heaven below. Skin and ass soft and not typical Asian big. YMMV but she will not disappoint.
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Best- DJ.
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04-14-23 09:59 #23945Senior Member

Posts: 31Thank you all for Maple Encouragement
Ventured into Maple's Nuru world. No FS, but worth the full body slide and slow HJ. Able to nurse a bit and some fingering. Easy scheduling and follow-up (10/10). She is cute (7/10) communicates well (6/10), nice fit body (8/10). Gave her massage, so got see POV and feel the smooth and tight fit. She has good massage skills. She said she is leaving next week. We spoke little bit about Bangkok. Took a shower to get rid of oil. No nuru gel, if you are into that like Sophie version of Nuru gel. Overall (8/10).
Stay safe and be wise.
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04-14-23 07:16 #23944Senior Member

Posts: 13310 Days of Debauchery w / Frank Digitola Part 1
MUSIC CUE: Chorus of "Its Been a While" by Staind faintly plays in the background. End MUSIC CUE.
Sup brahs? Primarily due to hobby boredom and circumstances that needn't be discussed, I had to take a break from both posting and mongering. The stars however aligned recently and drove me to abandon my hiatus. The first star came in the form of recent back tightness I sustained from my powerbuilding exploits at the gym. The second is a two month orgasm drought brought on by a hectic work schedule and my ongoing commitment to No Fap. The third is Asphalt Brah saying this:
I won't do shtick where I say I slid across my hood Dukes of Hazard style to race to Lily Spa to behold Coco's sights. I'm not doing that, not because I don't think the bit is funny, but rather because I dashed over to Lily Spa much more aggressively. Rewinding time we find ourselves a few weeks into my hell era at work. Prior to finding out Coco existed, I decided to hop back onto the Cum Holy Grail stack. For those of you who aren't familiar with my posts, I used to regularly take a supplement cocktail of L-Arginine, Zinc, Sunflower Lecithin, Lysine, and Pygeum. When stacked together these supplements can increase your semen volume. In my mind I decided that whenever I get a chance to pop again I wanted it to be thunderous. A delightful byproduct of my work-life imbalance is that I was given a bonus that was fatter than a body positivity model with hypothyroidism. I decide that not only will I visit Coco, but I'll check up on the entire Hall of Fame in daily succession and put the Holy Grail to the ultimate test.
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Day 1: Coco at Lily Spa. Coco was my first visit, but she sits at number 4 in my new HOF rankings. I called ahead and scheduled an appointment. When I arrived I was greeted by the other masseuse and taken to the room. On the walk to the room the lady asks if I've been there before because she recognizes me. I tell her I have not. She asks how I knew about Coco. In my head my answer was that my Teddies Tingle was so strong that I felt her teddies in my hands before Asphalt clicked "Upload Report". Out loud however I told her I was referred by a friend.
Coco enters the room wearing denim shorts and a baggy tshirt. She is a plain yet attractive woman with a pleasant smile and long, luxurious, dark hair. There are subtle signs of age around her eyes and neck. That coupled with the few grays I spot in her hair place my age estimate at 40 something. We exchanged pleasantries, I tell her that she is beautiful, and she blushes. I hop on the table and receive a pretty good massage but nothing earth shattering. Coco is none the wiser to this because with every satisfaction check, I exaggerate and tell her things are fantastic. I am flipped.
Upon the flip Coco begins soft touch. I stare deep into her eyes, smile and she caresses my face. She smiles at me and offers four hand, which I decline and say "I'd never even look at the other lady. I only want you. " She smiles and let's out a giggle. Game time has arrived so I slide my hand up her shirt and grab a handful of thick, bra'd teddy. I ask to see her body and she removes her shirt and bra. Let's pause. So Asphalt said Coco reminded him of Tara. Coco does share Tara's bronze, tan complexion, areola shape and thick, chocolate brown nipples. I can agree with him from that standpoint. Tara however has a dense, thick, roundness to her teddies that Coco is missing. Her body has the soft milfy aesthetic of a woman who has had a kid or two within the last few years. Her breasts are full and pendulous. I encourage you to Google "Suki Ski scoreland happy seat". Suki Ski is a 5'6" or so chick. If one were to click on her right shoulder, hold Shift to constrain your proportions and then resize her to a 5'0" tall Asian chick, you'd have Coco.
After the teddies are released I gently fondle away. She begins a slow tugger. We lock eyes and she asks if I like. I tell her "I Love". She laughs and keeps stroking but picks up the pace. I am harder than a calculus class at Yale. Despite the drought and the fact that I'm having a fabulous time, the pop is nowhere to be found. After tugging me for ten minutes she potentially realizes that I haven't looked at her above the collarbone in quite some time. She then, unprompted, oils up her teddies, climbs between my legs, has me squeeze her teddies around junior and tells me to bang away. I obliged. While holding her teddies together I tickle her nipples with my pinky and ring fingers. She moans softly. After ten more minutes, I Holy Grail the absolute hell out of this woman and make her teddies look like the conveyor belt donuts at Krispy Kreme when the "Hot Now" sign is illuminated. 6 house 7 Coco without negotiations. I'll definitely be back.
Day 2: Kiko at Diamond Flash Spa. Kiko still reigns supreme for me. Her massage is the best in the area in my opinion and her breasts are phenomenal. They're big, voluminous, large areola and just flat out beautiful. No large eraser nipples but still wonderful. Teds and tugs was on the menu this day and my grail volume was comparable to my Day 1 pop. 6 house, 6 Kiko. The only bummer is that Tan (formerly #2 in my HOF) no longer works here as I had many a legendary four hand experience with she and Kiko.
Day 3: Tara. She's now back in my number 2 spot. I completely forgot how lackluster Tara's actual massage skills are. Her massage is comfortable, yet super mid. She occupies the spot of silver medalist solely on the strength of her flip fun. I've seen her a number of times over the years and have utilized every inch of her body for friction. Although catching up for a Frankie Digitola Teddies Hall of Fame update, post flip I ended up performing a Ted bang maneuver between her thick, oiled ass and shot a six rope grail shot onto her back. She runs my shower at the 45 minute mark of my appointment and joins me. I never deflated post pop and I'm harder than the final level of Mike Tyson's Punch-Out when I enter the shower. She soap tugs me as she lathers me up and I play with the teddies. She then Ted bangs me to another pop in the shower. I gave her a benji and 6 Lin Manuel Miranda's.
Day 4: Blue at RL Therapy in Laurel. "Laurel! You may ask. Yes. Laurel. Blue used to be at a spot called Silk Spa in Jessup but reconnaissance tells me she has transitioned to RL. I am in eager expectation of today's tryst. Google "busty buffy lucie wilde" and click the images tab. Blue looks like that from the neck down and her teddies feel like they're made out of chiffon cake and heaven. Unfortunately I was finessed. I called and set up an appointment with Blue but received the ole bait and switch gag by a woman who had implants that felt like two 8 balls under her skin. Also, if you hopped in a Delorean, went to the mid 80's, opened up a can of Mr. Pibb, left it and then returned to that spot in the modern day, you still wouldn't have a substance as flat as this woman's ass. She did however give me a decent massage and a sloppy BBBJ which lead to an above average pop. This pop however was not as intense as previous days. 8 house, 8 Fake Blue.
Day 5: Lily at CiCi Oriental Spa in Fredericksburg. Lily is in her early 30's and is the most attractive woman in the HOF. She also unquestionably has the best body. In conversations we've discussed how she enjoys hitting the gym. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". The balcony photoshoot you see when you click the Images tab is what Lily's body looks like only with less booty. She is renowned for her Jedi tier ted banging, however during this particular visit I was too enamored by the sight of her body and opted to roam away in teddy drunkenness as she Hugh Jackman'd me to a finish. Today was the day I started to come back down to earth as my pop felt less abnormal. 7 house 7 Lily.
At this point in the experiment I've taken 4 complete W's and a 5th experience that was only moderately soured due to a lack of big teds. Not only did the stars of circumstance align to inspire this adventure, but the stars of the Frankie D HOF shone with bra busting brilliance in my quest to revitalize my connections with these buxom angels. The results of the second half of my quest is soon to come.
Frankie.
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04-14-23 02:24 #23943Senior Member

Posts: 258Manee's Misfortune
Sounds like a tale that we all can learn from. Anyone care to elaborate or provide a link to the news piece from the past?
Originally Posted by Jonesy72
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04-14-23 02:00 #23942Senior Member

Posts: 258Ruby at Lavender
The following phrase sent me over to LavenderSpa off Braddock and Duke Streets in Alexandria: "Because those tits sagged and sprawled their way out of that dress like a dead body hitting the ground after being shot. " I was met at the door by Ruby wearing a shoulderless red mini-skirt with small black polka dots. The positives are the 60+ Ruby herself. Her skill at and amount of teasing before and after flip. The negatives include no TS which played a part in her declining use of her inner thighs and booty. Preferring to provide a CBJ, she claimed she didn't want the oil on her because she wasn't able to shower afterwards. I replied, "Fine, I'll go somewhere else," at which point she began to question how much her tip would be. My damage was $70 for the hour massage, I left her a $40 tip eventhough I left without satisfaction. My small contribution to her overhead and keeping the hobby choices available for us. I'm not likely to return which is really unfortunate given that she is the second oldest MT I've visited, she has all the frailties, limited motion / movement, sag and softened muscle-tone that I like in the GMILFs. Also, not nearly as much sag in the breast area as I'd hoped instead I found them simply misshapen by the removal of implants. Q1: I heard movement during my session, plus it is deceptively spacious on the inside with about 6 separate massage rooms. Does she work it alone or is there a second MT? My next stop was QueenSpa over on Franconia, but the female foot traffic led me to stop at the Landmark shopping strip that includes Marshalls / HobbyLobby on Duke Street just before the I-395 junction. Amazing the amount of female diversity in that area (e. G. , Russian, Indian, Somali / Ethiopian, Muslim women dressed in head scarfs / burkas, many Latinas, etc) and a bit strange that there aren't any independents or ethnic MPs available. I've seen postings in the Streetwalker section about this Duke Street corridor, but I'm a bit to risk averse for that and around 2006 while on a my lunch break I sat a watched an hours-long prostitution sting unfold in the parking lot complete with two decoy prostitutes, unmarked LE cars and 3 – 4 plain clothes LEOs within take-down distance of the decoys. On my merry way, I found myself at QueenSpa where I was met by Young (lovely Korean MT wearing a miniskirt). Think someone the same size a AngelLinda in terms of perfectly proportioned arm / legs / hand / feet / long well kept hair, but lacking Linda's well sculpted hips / backside. I chose her over Hannah who was also there because, despite her name, she was the older of the two. Cute, Young's favorite TV show must've been about to come on because she clearly didn't want to be stuck for an hour. The damage was 0. 6 for the hh and $ for lovely Young and I left happy with what I received. Q2: On the way out I noticed another spa QQ2 in the same strip. Given the name similarity, can I assume that the two a affiliated and / or owned by the same people. Any intel in the MTs at QQ2 in terms of names, age, body shape? Gentlemen, play safe.
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04-13-23 21:35 #23941Senior Member

Posts: 328Small Fortune
When I read this I was pretty amazed too. I know from my time in Thailand that a decent bar girl fucking Farangs can pull in 1 k a month US while Uni educated office workers and Govt lackeys only made $350 USD a month. I can understand the premium there but this this is America, the land of opportunity. I busted my ass for 30 years before I took home 10 k a month.
Originally Posted by TheDrowned
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Last week a monger turned me on to an AMP owners' private digits. Before calling I ran a Google search and came up with a hit to a Chinese language employment site. It translated to this;.
"Urgently request a female massage.
The old store is safe, the tips are good, and there are many regular customers. In Virginia, the monthly income is more than 15,000. If you have a good character, it is best to keep the store independently.
A good image and willing to endure hardships are preferred.
It takes a long time".
The only AMP girl I truly believe is not rolling in the dough is TK Tina who drives a 30 yo car.
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04-13-23 13:26 #23940Senior Member

Posts: 366Got me curious about this Cecilia. I had 1 in my lineup about a year ago. AMP or INDY. Feel free to PM me. Thanks.
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04-13-23 10:35 #23939Senior Member

Posts: 40Your mail is full.
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04-13-23 09:24 #23938Senior Member

Posts: 401Clarification?
For me and others new to hobby, not familiar with her name or what happened to her.
Originally Posted by TheDrowned
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More importantly though, just want to clarify is this "Darrin" the same one who occasionally posts on Bedpage?
I'll Google the AMP to find location.
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04-13-23 01:43 #23937Senior Member

Posts: 49Good news, indeed
Thank you for this welcome information. I was a big fan of Manee when she was in this side of the biz. I did hear about her misfortunes. Glad to hear she'll doing well. Perhaps I'll go visit once the stampede and dies down. She really did give a quality massage.
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04-13-23 00:53 #23936Troll, if you don't ignore me then don't complain about what I post

Posts: 99Mumbo sauce
Food yes.
Originally Posted by GripNSip
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Women- to old get stabbed by a pimp.
I will stay other dude river now.
Be safe.
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04-12-23 23:45 #23935Senior Member

Posts: 33Thanks for your posts on Viet providers. I called and visited Mai and received a quality massage and HJ ending. Mai is a nice lady with understandable limits as I was new to her. She allowed roaming with panties down and a nice flirty experience. You are spot on in comparing the sensual experience and dollars spent with what you could get elsewhere. Given the limits and cost, it was nice and different. I will repeat, not immediately, but very appreciative for the visit and your review which made it possible.
Originally Posted by FourNick8
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04-12-23 23:02 #23934Senior Member

Posts: 225Thai Massage House
Drowned,
Originally Posted by TheDrowned
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I remember Manee well. Your description of her is accurate. She was skilled, sensuous, and a sweet nice woman. I'm glad to hear she seems to have overcome what she went through.
Rhino.
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04-12-23 21:18 #23933Senior Member

Posts: 253Thai Massage House Spa
Of all the Thai independents I've seen in my tenure. One girl stood above the rest when it came to the massage.
That girl was Manee.
Manee was unmatched in skill. AND service.
Those of you who know about the misfortune that befell her know what a blow to the monger commmuntiy it was.
Well in my evergoing search for new adventures, I caught a familiar face in one of the Google ads for Thai Massage House. It was none other than Manee. Tho she goes by Darrin now. But she works 2 days a week at this location so needless to say I was more than willing to make an appointment in an attempt to rekindle a relationship.
It was a pipe dream to get the kind of service at this legit spa that she used to give working independently but I was still beyond grateful to get her skilled hands for a 90 minute authentic Thai massage complete with stretching of sore muscles and seeing her beautiful smile again. Wasn't the ending I was hoping for but honestly was warming to see her in good spirits after what happened to her.
I don't think she's going to return to the golden age but figured I would share my experience anyway. If you were a fan of manee and are in need of a legit massage. Ask for Darrin. Treat her with respect and kindness. She certainly deserves it.
We’re already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.
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04-12-23 18:03 #23932Senior Member

Posts: 460But that's where the best food is
Often times it's the most run down / hole in the wall joints that serve the greasiest, tastiest food you've put in your mouth.
Originally Posted by Serpin58
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Same can be said about younger, sexier AMP girls. Sure the place is def not the kind of place you want to be after sundown but hey that kind of attitude is shared in sentiment with our boys in blue. Less nosy neighbors and no frequent visits from law enforcement, make it the perfect place to set up shop.














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