Massage Parlor Reports

**Serpin58** · 04-10-23 17:19

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

You're right. It's impossible to psychoanalyze a girl who trades sex for money.

I will try again to see if she gives me another really good HJ for no tip.
That girl of yours must have cut deep for you to use the Alanis Morissette analogy.

If you're not getting it from her anymore can you share her name and location? I can try and report back if it's her or you. LOL.

I can't even psychoanalyze a Normal woman more less a sex trade one on even if it's just HJ.

I cared loved and tried what I thought was logic.

My last share. Signing off. Sticking with normal women- that's enough confusion for me- you all take care. Done with the game.

**DoYouKnow** · 04-10-23 16:16

Raise my eyebrow after grabbing my attention.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/tysons/22971415.html

**DoYouKnow** · 04-10-23 15:56

Originally Posted by AssmanToYou [View Original Post]

Post here made me go and glad I did. I asked for a hard massage with some Thai stretching mixed in and she delivered so well that I extended to 90 minutes and she took her time. My only complaint was she was a bit shy for the naked part of the session. Slow edging type HJ and after she did some more massage on my head, chest and legs. Short of going to Thailand I'd say good luck finding a better Thai massage. Titties are damn near perfect IMHO.

Maple THAI: I can vouch as well. She is such a spinner, simply a cutie with a great body and attitude. Be sweet to her! We rarely get good one like her. Her boob Job is Perfect. Too bad she is leaving on the 19th. Keep her safe.

**Assman To You** · 04-10-23 15:55

Post here made me go and glad I did. I asked for a hard massage with some Thai stretching mixed in and she delivered so well that I extended to 90 minutes and she took her time. My only complaint was she was a bit shy for the naked part of the session. Slow edging type HJ and after she did some more massage on my head, chest and legs. Short of going to Thailand I'd say good luck finding a better Thai massage. Titties are damn near perfect IMHO.

**SteveSmithAbq** · 04-10-23 15:33

Have you tried Candy. I think she check all the boxes.

Have never heard of Bethesda Therapeutic Massage. It'd be great if someone could share their experience with a provider there.

Originally Posted by Mika69 [View Original Post]

Can anyone recommend a provider who includes plenty of teasing / soft touch / ass play in their massage? I find a lot of Thai providers don't offer anywhere near enough pre flip teasing and it's disappointing to say the least. I might be asking for a lot but I'm looking for a provider who is attractive and gives a great massage in addition to the teasing / ass play.

Bethesda Therapeutic Massage:

- Sasha.

- Lina.

- Victoria.

I might be looking for a unicorn here but would appreciate any suggestions. If I've not mentioned someone in the area who above all else offers plenty of teasing and ass play please let me know!

**FourNick8** · 04-10-23 13:45

Originally Posted by Ortho313 [View Original Post]

Surprised to see that Sasha, Lina, and Victoria are still at Bethesda Therapeutic. I first saw Sasha many, many years ago (maybe 25-30) at a place in Silver Spring before Bethesda. Always had a great time with her fully nude and some DATY. Nice HJ to finish. Not sure if more was on menu.

Ortho.

Sometimes I wonder how I will get through my regular career for 30 years. I can't imagine anyone jerking dicks for that long to pay the bills.

**Ortho313** · 04-10-23 13:36

Originally Posted by Mika69 [View Original Post]

Can anyone recommend a provider who includes plenty of teasing / soft touch / ass play in their massage? I find a lot of Thai providers don't offer anywhere near enough pre flip teasing and it's disappointing to say the least. I might be asking for a lot but I'm looking for a provider who is attractive and gives a great massage in addition to the teasing / ass play. My go to providers for teasing are as follows:

Independents:

- Audri.

Thai Independents:

- Kendall

- Tara.

- Lucy.

- Nadia.

- Tiffany (no longer available).

Bethesda Therapeutic Massage:

- Sasha.

- Lina.

- Victoria.

Of all the girls mentioned above, Tiffany ticked all the boxes more than anyone else IMO: looks, massage and teasing. Unfortunately she's the only one who is no longer available. Nadia is probably my current favorite. Sasha is a close second. Audri is hot but her massage isn't quite CMT level (though plenty of teasing). Same applies to Kendall.

Surprised to see that Sasha, Lina, and Victoria are still at Bethesda Therapeutic. I first saw Sasha many, many years ago (maybe 25-30) at a place in Silver Spring before Bethesda. Always had a great time with her fully nude and some DATY. Nice HJ to finish. Not sure if more was on menu.

Ortho.

**Mika69** · 04-10-23 13:22

Can anyone recommend a provider who includes plenty of teasing / soft touch / ass play in their massage? I find a lot of Thai providers don't offer anywhere near enough pre flip teasing and it's disappointing to say the least. I might be asking for a lot but I'm looking for a provider who is attractive and gives a great massage in addition to the teasing / ass play. My go to providers for teasing are as follows:

Independents:

- Audri.

- Luba Marina.

Thai Independents:

- Kendall.

- Tara.

- Lucy.

- Nadia.

- Tiffany (no longer available).

Bethesda Therapeutic Massage:

- Sasha.

- Lina.

- Victoria.

Of all the girls mentioned above, Tiffany ticked all the boxes more than anyone else IMO: looks, massage and proper teasing and ass play. Unfortunately she's the only one who is no longer available. Nadia is probably my current favorite because of her massage but sadly doesn't offer much actual ass play (mostly inner thighs). Sasha, Lucy and Tara all offer good amount of ass/taint play but I don't find them that attractive (Lucy has especially put on a lot of weight and recently upped her rates). Audri is hot but her massage isn't quite CMT level (and not much actual ass play, just a lot of balls and inner thighs). Kendall is hot and offers teasing but again not quite CMT level massage. Luba Marina and Lina deserve a mention for their excellent massages and teasing/ass play but they're also the least attractive. But damn, those experienced eastern european hands are certainly worth trying out at least once.

I might be looking for a unicorn here but would appreciate any suggestions. If I've not mentioned someone in the area who above all else offers plenty of teasing and ass play please let me know!

**Serpico99** · 04-10-23 12:49

Originally Posted by Sekkusume [View Original Post]

Well, guess I have the bug now. So I checked out this place around Sherwood Crossing Plaza & on Robert Paris Ct. The masseuse had a big ass chest, long hair, short, and I'd say was around mid 30's.

Her English was decent, and had no issues with communicating my requests to her. Anyways, we moved straight to the back. Some body rubbing and then 69. Was a lot of fun peeling her out of her clothing. Her on top for a while followed by doggy DAWG and then Mish. Quite energetic and I had to slow her down a few times to catch my breath. Spent the last ten chatting. Would love to see her again.

Better than your run of the mill robot cold AMP. I really appreciated the enthusiasm.

Get them yall.

I think this is the new Chinese AMP that opened up in the same vicinity as the Korean AMPs (Mikos and Smile). It may one building over near the cross streets referenced. I have seen that place advertise on bedpage and maybe bodyrubsmap if I recall correctly.

**VictorSmitham** · 04-10-23 12:23

Looking like this link is no longer active. Anyone have her contact info? I'd like to go see her before she leaves. Thanks!

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

NyHornet "took one for the team" and subsequently had an appointment with Maple.

Due to his review, I saw her today.

His review is 100% accurate -- well-done.

Maple returns to Asian waters in two weeks.

Always be nice to the ladies..

**Barkeater** · 04-10-23 11:59

Dude,

There are like 3 places at Robert Paris Ct and I've never heard of Sherwood Crossing, WTF is that?

If you are going to just post a bunch of vague stuff then don't bother.

Be Safe.

--BE.

Originally Posted by Sekkusume [View Original Post]

Well, guess I have the bug now. So I checked out this place around Sherwood Crossing Plaza & on Robert Paris Ct. The masseuse had a big ass chest, long hair, short, and I'd say was around mid 30's.

Her English was decent, and had no issues with communicating my requests to her. Anyways, we moved straight to the back. Some body rubbing and then 69. Was a lot of fun peeling her out of her clothing. Her on top for a while followed by doggy DAWG and then Mish. Quite energetic and I had to slow her down a few times to catch my breath. Spent the last ten chatting. Would love to see her again.

Better than your run of the mill robot cold AMP. I really appreciated the enthusiasm.

Get them yall.

**DSeanC** · 04-09-23 20:55

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

A bit of self promotion never hurts. Well traveled too. Manhattan, Honolulu, etc.

I saw this report and texted to make an appointment and headed to the address in fairfax. As reported Maple is young probably in her late 20's or early 30's with a smoking hot body. I would rate her looks as 8-9 of 10 but her massage skills were probably 5/6 out of 10. She started with pretty good pressure at the beginning but the remaining 45 minutes were mostly rubbing oil on my back and legs. She's not a clock watcher as we went well over the hour mark. Not much of tease before the flip and on flip she asked if I wanted junior massaged and of course I said yes and also aked if she would get naked but she asked how much tip and told her I would take care of her and she revealed her perfect body with abs. It's strictly a HJ place and $. 2 + $ for the 1 hr, and she's leaving in a week. I don't know if I'll return with the current menu LOL.

**DoYouKnow** · 04-09-23 19:03

Originally Posted by Sekkusume [View Original Post]

Well, guess I have the bug now. So I checked out this place around Sherwood Crossing Plaza & on Robert Paris Ct. The masseuse had a big ass chest, long hair, short, and I'd say was around mid 30's.

Her English was decent, and had no issues with communicating my requests to her. Anyways, we moved straight to the back. Some body rubbing and then 69. Was a lot of fun peeling her out of her clothing. Her on top for a while followed by doggy DAWG and then Mish. Quite energetic and I had to slow her down a few times to catch my breath. Spent the last ten chatting. Would love to see her again.

Better than your run of the mill robot cold AMP. I really appreciated the enthusiasm.

Get them yall.

Are you talking about MiKO Spa, Chantilly? Did you get her name, I haven't been there in awhile but this got my attention now. BIG ASS chest. Are we talking about D's with implants!!

**HookinUp** · 04-09-23 12:54

Hello Gents. I'll be visiting Alexandria next week and was hoping to get some guidance on a couple of quality places to visit while I'm there. Interested in Asian massage, under 40 with BJ and / or FS. Feel free to send me a message directly with any recommendations. Senior member here. Thanks!

**FourNick8** · 04-09-23 12:37

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say the most likely culprit is that she was visited by everyone's favorite Uncle and is now paranoid and scared to do more. But I'm just trying to make ya feel better. I really don't fucking know what goes on these ladies minds and believe me I've gone insane attempting to try.

Wait until you're plowing a girl BB for months and then go in for an appt and she tells you just HJ today. "No more sex, I have a bf and don't want to do that anymore. " All the while still giving head and god knows what else to all the other customers without a second thought.

How's that for mindfuckery? I kept playing back all the sessions in my head looking for something I did or said. I might as well be dividing by zero. These girls are complex and beyond the grasp of logical understanding. I've given up trying to do the math here, it doesn't compute.

Sometimes life has no meaning. You win the lottery and then you get into a fatal car crash on the way to cash in the ticket. It do be like that sometimes.

You're right. It's impossible to psychoanalyze a girl who trades sex for money.

I will try again to see if she gives me another really good HJ for no tip.

That girl of yours must have cut deep for you to use the Alanis Morissette analogy.

If you're not getting it from her anymore can you share her name and location? I can try and report back if it's her or you. LOL.