Massage Parlor Reports

**BaltPro** · 04-01-23 10:07

Going to be in the NoVA area Monday and looking for an AA FBSM massage (can be HJ or FS). I can help with options in Baltimore.

**Rhinopole** · 04-01-23 09:22

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

Garden in Fairfax has changed names to Empire with new sexy ads, they could be further from the truth. Was met at the door by very old heavy smoker with a voice as raspy at inspector Gadget nemesis. I thought she was the mamasan and stupidly I thought she just them mamasan, she had that old lady shuffle and she informed me that she would be my masseur.

Into the shower it was sol cold with buckets of cold water being poured on me, it was truly mt worst TS ever. After the TS I get to the room and get switched off to leelee. Who not as old and voice not as raspy, but still I f ed up coming hear. On the flip she's massaging my junk and I ask her to get nude. And after more jerking, I said let's go all the way. Her asking price was insane! 200 for FS after I offered 140 she laughed at my offer and said most she do for 140 is head. I said okay why not. She says I need to get cover, I'm like no cover, and then she scolds me saying nobody do in cover bbq for 140. All of the sudden she's expert. I get everything next door at pine fir 140. This lady was so rude that I was like I'm not going to cum. Let's just end this, but she was pushy for me to finish eventually to finish, I had to take of myself with her face covered by a towel, which turned into me jerking off in a towel and not even on her body. She was terrible, guys avoid and go to another place save your money!! I won't ever go back. When I'm leaving she gets real nice says next time I want to fuck you, because I know you now. Other lady was nice and could tell I was not happy when I was leaving and tried to smove everything over, but it was too late. I got hustled and so disrespected. I'm done with these bait and switch ads. For now on. Only reviews from this board going forward. I TOFTT on this visit and hope it helps my gentle mongers brothers.

Sorry you had that experience. Thanks for the heads up (LOL). Years ago Garden was a good place. BBFS, attractive women. But more recently they've been a relatively low cost for diddling with older fairly unattractive providers. It sounds from your miserable time there they've gone further downhill.

Rhino.

**Jim Rob** · 03-31-23 23:45

Garden in Fairfax has changed names to Empire with new sexy ads, they could be further from the truth. Was met at the door by very old heavy smoker with a voice as raspy at inspector Gadget nemesis. I thought she was the mamasan and stupidly I thought she just them mamasan, she had that old lady shuffle and she informed me that she would be my masseur.

Into the shower it was sol cold with buckets of cold water being poured on me, it was truly mt worst TS ever. After the TS I get to the room and get switched off to leelee. Who not as old and voice not as raspy, but still I f ed up coming hear. On the flip she's massaging my junk and I ask her to get nude. And after more jerking, I said let's go all the way. Her asking price was insane! 200 for FS after I offered 140 she laughed at my offer and said most she do for 140 is head. I said okay why not. She says I need to get cover, I'm like no cover, and then she scolds me saying nobody do in cover bbq for 140. All of the sudden she's expert. I get everything next door at pine fir 140. This lady was so rude that I was like I'm not going to cum. Let's just end this, but she was pushy for me to finish eventually to finish, I had to take of myself with her face covered by a towel, which turned into me jerking off in a towel and not even on her body. She was terrible, guys avoid and go to another place save your money!! I won't ever go back. When I'm leaving she gets real nice says next time I want to fuck you, because I know you now. Other lady was nice and could tell I was not happy when I was leaving and tried to smove everything over, but it was too late. I got hustled and so disrespected. I'm done with these bait and switch ads. For now on. Only reviews from this board going forward. I TOFTT on this visit and hope it helps my gentle mongers brothers.

**CanaPunter** · 03-31-23 20:26

Originally Posted by MischiefII93 [View Original Post]

Any one has intel on this provider.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22963838.html

As of several years ago the base rate only included crappy massage. I don't see the point in seeing her unless you want to the her base just to start negotiations.

**MischiefII93** · 03-31-23 20:07

Any one has intel on this provider.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22963838.html

**JKim141** · 03-31-23 19:27

Originally Posted by NeoPS [View Original Post]

Was $.5 for covered oral?

No clue since I didn't bring enough with me for it.

**StopIt22** · 03-31-23 17:29

Originally Posted by BristowBob01 [View Original Post]

Had a 1 hr appt with Cecilia yesterday. She has insatiable appetite. Rocked my world. Senior only PM if you want any details.

How old is Cecilia?

What is her body type?

Cute face?

**NeoPS** · 03-31-23 13:29

Originally Posted by JKim141 [View Original Post]

Might be a YMMV kind of situation but I saw her and she said oral was $$ which I passed on (she then said $. 5 which I also passed on) but I definitely did some FIV. From the looks of it she would have done FS with me if I had asked for it but probably charge like $$ LOL.

Was $.5 for covered oral?

**BristowBob01** · 03-31-23 08:44

Had a 1 hr appt with Cecilia yesterday. She has insatiable appetite. Rocked my world. Senior only PM if you want any details.

**JKim141** · 03-30-23 21:09

Originally Posted by NeoPS [View Original Post]

She may or may not have been on her period, but Lin's def a no FS provider. She'll strip for a tip, but she won't do oral (not even simulated) or FIV.

Might be a YMMV kind of situation but I saw her and she said oral was $$ which I passed on (she then said $. 5 which I also passed on) but I definitely did some FIV. From the looks of it she would have done FS with me if I had asked for it but probably charge like $$ LOL.

**Pranked** · 03-30-23 20:56

Originally Posted by OldManRose [View Original Post]

Since no one had reviewed Prince in a couple of years I thought I would TOFTT.

Met mamsan at door who took me to a room and brought in Tina. A not young but good english speaking provider. Thin slightly tall and not huge up top which I prefer. Her skin was smooth. I asked for1 hr paid std.

Got ready and she took me to the shower and touched everywhere.

Back in room she started a message and asked for what I wanted I said everything and decent massage (we had an hour) She said no DATY as she just ended her cycle.

Massage rated 4 and only for 5-7 minutes then she took her cloths off.

I massaged her for awhile and played around a little. Then I got my toys out and we played and she showed me what she liked.

After she got pleasured I lay back down for a decent BBBJ then some body play and finally with some hand work I was done. We lay around a little longer but I was ready to leave probably 45 minutes total but I am not a clock watcher as I found most providers can follow your cues.

I had hands and fingers most places you would want to put them. She cleaned me and my toys up and helped me dress tipped 1. 1 I think everything is on the menu probably a little more $.

I probably will not repeat. I like a semi decent message. And the place did not feel very clean. I also do not like places with Mamsans.

Went there a few weeks ago, massage was 4/10, quick to the flip. However she didn't let me do any touching, and wanted much more than 1 for any extras beyond a tugging. Also agree, the place felt dirty. What's wrong with Mamasans though?

**Pranked** · 03-30-23 20:48

Visited Soft Touch Therapy in Springfield (over near Whole Foods) recently. Korean provider, maybe 45-55, spoke decent English. Paid. 7 for HH, then had a decent massage, lots of focus on the legs. On the flip she got straight into the business; she wouldn't take her top off or sit on the table nor me; I didn't bother to ask for other services. I wasn't quick to pop that day, but HJ still felt rushed and she gave me a 2 minute warning. Did finish, she was quick to clean up. Tipped. 6 and went on my way.

**Member #6802** · 03-30-23 15:41

Quick report about today's mongering.

Visited Parham Massage off Richmond Highway (near the Walmart and Costco). Found it by Google search of "massage" near me as I was leaving office I visited. This was in same office complex but on other side so no one saw me go in. Front door is in public view, but no tell-tale "massage" sign on door, so even Karen is watching, she'd have no idea of business.

Inside, paid. 7 house fee. No TS offered or asked for. Provider was short (5'2 to 5'5" average C cups, typical flat-ish Korean butt, maybe young 40's. Very friendly and welcoming. Massage focused on shoulders and upper back with some attention to legs; average massage.

She allowed OTC touching and closed mouth kissing. Somewhat GFE friendly. This lead to DATY, very clean with her on her back. She reported 6 orgasms. If she faked it, needs academy award. She definitely had that light sweat on her flat belly and that lady's honey fragrance down there.

Finished with HJ, we both participated and brought up stuff from weeks ago LOL. Lots of kissing on my face, neck and chest during HJ.

Not a doubt that full menu available. I just don't partake.

Damage: . 7 house, $ for tip / fun. I'll go back when I'm in the area. But too far for "just in the mood" fun.

Name was Isabella (for me). Her name with you might vary. YMMV too.

**NeoPS** · 03-30-23 11:38

Originally Posted by Samizza [View Original Post]

Took the plunge to go see Lin last week, she advertizes on bedpage. Texted the handler and told her that I am looking for FS, so lets not waste my time. She didn't say no and told me discuss in the room, which to me a good sign and positive. I arrived at the apartment in FFX, texted and arrvied at the door. Lin is definitely pretty, but the apartment was a mess. There was a pile of about a 100 shoes, and sloppiness all over. The massage table was made up of a crooked table cloth etc. I point blank asked her, "are we doing everything or not" - she said, "no FS, she's on period" - which to me seemed to be a lie. Maybe she does but she didn't know me, either way I wasn't going to take a plunge in that apartment anyway, so I hunble asked her that I need to leave and she complied. No hear feelings.

She may or may not have been on her period, but Lin's def a no FS provider. She'll strip for a tip, but she won't do oral (not even simulated) or FIV.

**AvgJoe123** · 03-30-23 09:59

Originally Posted by OldManRose [View Original Post]

Since no one had reviewed Prince in a couple of years I thought I would TOFTT.

Met mamsan at door who took me to a room and brought in Tina. A not young but good english speaking provider. Thin slightly tall and not huge up top which I prefer. Her skin was smooth. I asked for1 hr paid std.

Got ready and she took me to the shower and touched everywhere.

Back in room she started a message and asked for what I wanted I said everything and decent massage (we had an hour) She said no DATY as she just ended her cycle.

Massage rated 4 and only for 5-7 minutes then she took her cloths off.

I massaged her for awhile and played around a little. Then I got my toys out and we played and she showed me what she liked.

After she got pleasured I lay back down for a decent BBBJ then some body play and finally with some hand work I was done. We lay around a little longer but I was ready to leave probably 45 minutes total but I am not a clock watcher as I found most providers can follow your cues.

I had hands and fingers most places you would want to put them. She cleaned me and my toys up and helped me dress tipped 1. 1 I think everything is on the menu probably a little more $.

I probably will not repeat. I like a semi decent message. And the place did not feel very clean. I also do not like places with Mamsans.

Could you elaborate on what you mean by toys? I've always thought that it would be fun to bring a small vibrator or even a hitachi magic wand but never had the courage to do so.