Massage Parlor Reports

**Gene2** · 02-20-23 20:47

Originally Posted by Bham07 [View Original Post]

Quite the look. Any knowledge gents?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/173754746371

I seen her couple months ago at her apartment. Says minimum cost is $150. Halfway to Zeeland. Apartment is dirty and smoky. Dirty halter top on with stomach rolls showing. She brings me to guest room with bed that has blanket covering it. No sheets. She asks for $150. She says that's just for massage. No happy ending or BJ or FS for that. I'm an idiot but I drove all this way and want to unload. I ask how much more? She says $100 more for HJ. $200 more for BJ. $300 more for FS. I tell her I only have $50 more and she says that's fine but then it's only half hour and HJ only but she will get nude. She gets nude and the whiff of three day old fish With burning plastic hits me. She starts on a massage and I just want to leave. So I start visualizing any other woman to get me in the mood. She has me flip and asks if I want to touch her goodies. I remind her I don't have any more money. I imagine my fingers smelling like landfill and I'm happy when she says that will have to wait. She starts taking dirty about me wanting her hot little box. I'm thinking of a box of hot garbage. But I'm a healthy heterosexual and any woman touching me with her hands and boobs will work magic. I've never been so happy to come early. I quickly dress and leave. She says bring more money next time. I stop at planet fitness on way home and shower. Scrubbing everything. And thinking I may need to leave hobby and just be happy with sympathy sex from wifey twice a month. So now you know why I'm afraid to leave reviews. I will get mocked. Just my second review. Been lurking here for five years. Finally took plunge. Be kind.

**Gene2** · 02-20-23 18:30

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...t/463193116864

Good evening all. I'm long time lurker here finally joined so I can search and need to pay back great reviewers with some of mine. Sorry to say I never joined out of fear I'd be mocked in my reports. But I learned from you so I am just jump in. I seen lots of girls but figure I start with some not written much about. 1st up is Angel. She's middle aged AA with nice rack and touch. Wants $200 for hour massage includes tip with prostate play and CBJ and Russian finish. CBJ was different because she used a latex glove. But Russian was great. She laid on table and let me be on top for finish with her nude except for panties. She's a smoker so there is some smell but not enough to get on my skin or clothes. So it was fine going home from there. How'd I do on first review?

**TwoSwizzle** · 02-20-23 14:44

Originally Posted by Moonglow913 [View Original Post]

Are any of those pictures real?

I've seen a couple of them in person and there pics are real. However be ready to open your wallet. $100 for the massage. $120 to $400 for custom massage.

**HungryForIt** · 02-20-23 13:54

Last month, I set up an appointment to see Ashley Winter. She had some good reviews recently, and I wanted to check her out. I get there, another young lady checks me in, walks me to the back and has me lie down. Ashley runs in, wearing a winter coat, and says she's so sorry, she had an emergency come up! She has the other girl give me a massage, and says "next time you won't pay the door fee". I haven't been back, but the other girl was fine. Asked me two or three times if I 'had a generous tip ready for her'.. Roaming was allowed. Just really disappointing.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/battl...r/466026323734

**Bham07** · 02-20-23 09:42

Quite the look. Any knowledge gents?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/173754746371

**Moonglow913** · 02-20-23 08:43

Originally Posted by ShellyBelli [View Original Post]

How does one set up an appointment at the Den? Seems we have to be verified by other providers. I'm just wondering is all. New to the game. Been at royal twice. Healing hands once. Trying to hit up Milan this week. Usually stay in the shitty Holland area. BUT love the options in GR.

Originally Posted by TwoSwizzle [View Original Post]

Looking some information about Lexi at Luxe seems sexy from the pictures!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...e/548642734929

Are any of those pictures real?

**AspenWood** · 02-19-23 16:00

Originally Posted by AntBz [View Original Post]

So who's better at the entire edging experience? Jessi or Mistress Lola?

TIA.

I really can't tell. They are different and excellent in their own ways. Jessi knows my body more intimately because I've seen her maybe dozens of times. But Lola only once and she still did great!

Try 'them both and let me know what you think!

**ShellyBelli** · 02-19-23 11:08

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

I've not experienced her. Nor did I find any reports here about her specifically. All reports about girls at Luxe state that they are all gorgeous women, so it seems reasonable that Lexi would be as well. Of course, all reports also state that the cost is much higher than what is available with CJ, Lauren, Nola, Brandy, or Dallas.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/922428926361

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...a/444210574075

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/c...james/50272199

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/dallas/53504846

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/595142794797

So many good options I just listed there. Perhaps there are others who feel the quantum leap in cost for Luxe ladies has merit, but I've not read such, short of the "nice to have variety, but I'll save money by going to the Den next time" response. Maybe this is an area that we could hope for the definitive answer from DJBker, the highly esteemed purveyor of all things Luxe. Can you help us out here, DJ?

Plead.

G2.

How does one set up an appointment at the Den? Seems we have to be verified by other providers. I'm just wondering is all. New to the game. Been at royal twice. Healing hands once. Trying to hit up Milan this week. Usually stay in the shitty Holland area. BUT love the options in GR.

**ShellyBelli** · 02-19-23 01:55

Been to Royal a couple times had Joy the first time she made my experience really nice. Second time was with a sexy black lady forgot her name wasn't as good as joy. Would recommend Joy. I need to try Saisha cause I have heard good things. I'm thinking of expanding my search for great spots. Haven't had Milan yet don't really know her location like that. I'm sure I can search the forums and figure it out. Haven't tried luxe either. I want to drop $$$ bucks next week for a great experience, just don't know who to try yet.

**Gene2** · 02-18-23 16:30

Originally Posted by TwoSwizzle [View Original Post]

Looking some information about Lexi at Luxe seems sexy from the pictures!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...e/548642734929

I've not experienced her. Nor did I find any reports here about her specifically. All reports about girls at Luxe state that they are all gorgeous women, so it seems reasonable that Lexi would be as well. Of course, all reports also state that the cost is much higher than what is available with CJ, Lauren, Nola, Brandy, or Dallas.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/922428926361

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...a/444210574075

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/c...james/50272199

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/dallas/53504846

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/595142794797

So many good options I just listed there. Perhaps there are others who feel the quantum leap in cost for Luxe ladies has merit, but I've not read such, short of the "nice to have variety, but I'll save money by going to the Den next time" response. Maybe this is an area that we could hope for the definitive answer from DJBker, the highly esteemed purveyor of all things Luxe. Can you help us out here, DJ?

Plead.

G2.

**StillSeek BJ** · 02-18-23 14:51

Originally Posted by TwoSwizzle [View Original Post]

I recently saw sasha at royal touch and it didn't go well. She's was 20 minutes late to the appointment. Smelled like she smoked a pack of cigarettes right before she came. Massage was basic for these places, then came the flip. She took her top off and let me play with the girls. As she performed a mechanical job, I was having a hard time getting to the end of the road because I hoping she's would offer a BBBJ. She started getting upset and saying I'm running out of time. I asked for a BBBJ and she starts going off and just walks off. She then came back and said "where's her tip"? I told her I wasn't done and she just left the room. I will never return, FYI her body is nice but she's not a nice looking as some of you stated.

I have seen her twice. I had a good appointment both times but no BBBJ period. You can taste the kitty but no CBJ or BBBJ. She fake a BJ but it's not going to happen. Still a good experience for me but I don't go there looking for that.

**TwoSwizzle** · 02-18-23 14:13

I recently saw sasha at royal touch and it didn't go well. She's was 20 minutes late to the appointment. Smelled like she smoked a pack of cigarettes right before she came. Massage was basic for these places, then came the flip. She took her top off and let me play with the girls. As she performed a mechanical job, I was having a hard time getting to the end of the road because I hoping she's would offer a BBBJ. She started getting upset and saying I'm running out of time. I asked for a BBBJ and she starts going off and just walks off. She then came back and said "where's her tip"? I told her I wasn't done and she just left the room. I will never return, FYI her body is nice but she's not a nice looking as some of you stated.

**TwoSwizzle** · 02-18-23 14:08

Looking some information about Lexi at Luxe seems sexy from the pictures!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...e/548642734929

**AntBz** · 02-18-23 12:11

Originally Posted by AspenWood [View Original Post]

Guys,

One more report from recent weeks.

Went to see Jessi again. She's one of my favorites and knows me well. Same process as usual and she is incredibly skilled and seductive. This time, one alteration to the regularly scheduled programming. There was a small bed in the room as well! She knows I've been dying to taste her and she finally let me. She sat on my face (and didn't just hover, thank god) grinding on me to her heart and clit's content. She took full advantage of me. Then moved lower and started grinding on me while stroking me until I popped every last drop!

This woman is a treasure and she knows how to work out my kinks. She's worth the money for sure and she will bring out the best in you..

So who's better at the entire edging experience? Jessi or Mistress Lola?

TIA.

**RaulJulia** · 02-18-23 05:45

Originally Posted by Benz1 [View Original Post]

I'm happy to help.

Lady London is at Serenity only. The link is a kalamazoo post, mongers travel to see her. LadyLondon is stunning and well worth the trip.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/kalam...-/658864784567

I think providers create confusion so they can get more business by confusing the client. If a provider wants to keep her name separate from others she should always use two names as Lady London has done.

Thanks for the clarification Benz. I appreciate the help. --RJ.