Massage Parlor Reports

[YellowFinTuna]

So I went over to My Happy Feet to get the econo massage and of course I get Cindy although not bad looking for her age, she started with a fairly good massage. On the flip, surprise, it's Lisa. My lucky day. Weird thing was Lisa wasn't doing any teasing and jr was at attention. Very weird. Lisa runs about 10 minutes over the hour and no happy ending. WTF. I tip Lisa the obligatory 20 and she's very happy which I find unusual but I notice that there is nobody else there. No Cindy, no pony tail guy, nobody and this is mid-afternoon so maybe they had a date and there was no security? I'm lost on this one.

I then head over the Top 10 to get the release with Lulu and she does a great job as usual but it's kinda boring over there sometimes and I'm bored of BW.

On another occasion I head over to 888 and Emily no longer works there and I get Nancy. Nancy did the most hurried massage I've ever had, grabs jr in the first 30 seconds and eventually I finish in about 30 minutes. She was ok with the finish but the massage sucked so I won't be heading back as I think that this is her standard of service and she appears to be the only one working there.

[Sticker]

Figuring that the odds might be against me if I went back to Sunnywell yesterday, I sampled my plan B option, Coconut, again. Tina, who I'm thinking is the mamasan as well as a provider, answered my call and said she had Jennifer waiting for me.

But when I arrived, it was Tina who provided, and it was my first time with her. Another monger previously mentioned that his experience with her was lackluster, but overall I was happy. Not sure about her age, but she looks around 40 to me. Her bod is nice, with natural b-to-c cups and nice pink nips. She shaved, or maybe waxed, because her kitty is very smooth with tight pink lips. She also has a few tatts scattered about.

For service, she likes mouth kissing, but kind of holds back on DFK a bit, just a fluttering tongue here and there. She enjoys DATY and came twice before it was time for her to return the favor. She wouldn't go BBBJ (unlike Lulu used to do there), but her CBJ was enthusiastic, and she had no prob with BLS.

The main event was nice, too, because in mish we kissed mouths, neck, ears, etc. , and in doggy she spread her knees wide for greater penetration, which led to a nice explosion in the bag.

Tina is always super friendly, and while she is a fun time, she also likes to recommend whoever else may be on staff when available. Coconut is a good plan B for me.

[Sticker]

$. 0 is three characters, $120 is four characters. Not much for savings, one whole character. The slight savings only causes mass confusion for the forum. I'd recommend, not using them, as they only cause confusion, nearly every time.

I concur, and I've always thought the abbreviations are silly and useless. If LE monitors things from time-to-time, it's not like they can't easily figure out the dollar abbreviations. And if I say I paid $120 for a good time, so what? Heck, this website is all about finding good sex for sale, so no need to be obtuse. And instead of writing 120, use the extra keystroke of $ to add clarity. We're sharing info and receiving info, so let's be clear, other than handing out the specific digits of providers.

On a related note, every time I read a post that starts with "I had a dream about. ", I want to gag. Just write your posts, short or long, but please skip the fantasy references. Thanks.

[Lemonade1]

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[PharmHobby]

Before leaving OC I visited Toto for the second time at Bamboo. The second visit was even better than the first. She seemed to read my mind and focused more on the erotic rub and teasing than the standard rub which really isn't my thing. Her teasing was driving me nuts and it got even better on the flip. Toto edged me slowly over and over. It was really fantastic and she timed the final release perfectly. She was also a bit more generous in my roaming on this visit. All in all, I'm asking for Toto each time I'm back in OC and visiting Bamboo.

[FrankFromMesa]

Has anyone got an update on LF 109? Used to see Amanda there and trying to locate her at I assume other spas.

Only open Saturdays and Sundays now because of the raid.

[Member #6750]

Fellow mongers,

I'm looking a big twitter provider who will BBBJ. Race doesn't matter but no granny's. I monger often and will happily post reviews for anyone I go see. Your help would be appreciated.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

$. 0 is three characters, $120 is four characters. Not much for savings, one whole character. The slight savings only causes mass confusion for the forum. I'd recommend, not using them, as they only cause confusion, nearly every time.

I guess the idea is to confuse LE. But I believe there is a key to this "code" in the FAQ of this forum. So its kinda like a drug dealer saying on the phone "The package will arrive today" and he has a book which says "package means shipment of heroin". So its not much of code. So might as well spell it out. Its all hearsay anyway. You can just say you were kidding. You actually got a legit massage and just wanted to impress some anonymous mongers on this site. Or just use the terms benjamins and hamilltons.

[Van Deventer]

Does anyone know if Ximena, formerly at Angel Touch, is still working in the area?

Thanks in advance.

[SomeRandomGuy]

$. 0 is three characters, $120 is four characters. Not much for savings, one whole character. The slight savings only causes mass confusion for the forum. I'd recommend, not using them, as they only cause confusion, nearly every time.

People can even put the number without the dollar sign. So, in the example of $.20 or 120, the 120 is shorter and much easier to read. I never understood the reason for this $ thing ever, and not sure why people use it. It's not shorter, it's not hiding anything, and it just creates confusion.

[Oc Amper]

If you check out the abbreviations section of this forum, it tells you all you need to know.

Abbreviations exist for a reason. No need to type out the whole thing when you know the short version.

It's up to you to learn it.

$. 0 is three characters, $120 is four characters. Not much for savings, one whole character. The slight savings only causes mass confusion for the forum. I'd recommend, not using them, as they only cause confusion, nearly every time.

[MoneyBear]

If you check out the abbreviations section of this forum, it tells you all you need to know.

Abbreviations exist for a reason. No need to type out the whole thing when you know the short version.

It's up to you to learn it.

But it shorter to type 120 then $.20.

[JoeSchmo91]

Santa Ana.

Always new talent here. Ask for new girl.

https://nightfunpages.com/come-on-ov...er-30-minutes/

Westminster.

Sunny health. Ask for anna.

Yah I noticed that, thanks for the info. Nicole is the hot skinny one.

[JoeSchmo91]

Has anyone got an update on LF 109? Used to see Amanda there and trying to locate her at I assume other spas.

It used to be Natasha. I got her digits. PM me.

[Chaos019]

If you check out the abbreviations section of this forum, it tells you all you need to know.

Abbreviations exist for a reason. No need to type out the whole thing when you know the short version.

It's up to you to learn it.

Oh bruh why not just say that outright LOL.