Massage Parlor Reports

[Chaos019]

If you check out the abbreviations section of this forum, it tells you all you need to know.

Abbreviations exist for a reason. No need to type out the whole thing when you know the short version.

It's up to you to learn it.

Oh bruh why not just say that outright LOL.

[Hector58]

Oh bruh why not just say that outright LOL.

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[JBourne55]

Has anyone got an update on LF 109? Used to see Amanda there and trying to locate her at I assume other spas.

[Lemonade1]

$ is 100 so $. 20 means 120.

Oh bruh why not just say that outright LOL.

[NathanCross]

The hell? Only $20 extra for nuru? They say $140 extra for nuru for the 1 hour session on their Instagram.

$ is 100 so $. 20 means 120.

[JohnCoop]

Anyone heard of monkey pox entering our hobby? Locally?

I was with this girl named Suzie that I suspect had it. Blotches on her Bolton's and a open sore / scab on her leg. 714-xxx-2345.

[JohnCoop]

Hey guys, there's an Asian provider that goes by the name of Suzie. She worked at Bee Bee spa and might be the owner but I went to see her about a week ago and saw she had a picked scab on her leg and some splotches on her implants that haven't been there before. I believe she still works out of the parlor on Beach Blvd but she also does hotel visits. Stay safe out there.

[TommyGaines]

Wanted to see Mia so went to airbody on Friday as I had some time. I know I should have called and set an appt but didn't. When I walked in I was told she was busy and wouldn't be available til 245. Couldn't make it back so just took it as it wasn't meant to be. Luckily for me I was able to head back on Monday. Walked in and was greeted by skinny Asian girl I asked if Mia was available but she brushed it off and asked if I wanted an hour or half. Asked for half and asked for 35 then pointed to her. I said ok and she lead me to the room. She was skinny with a pretty face even though she was wearing a mask and a cute little ass. She was wearing a crop top and some black tight pants and her petite figure made me think with my other head. She walks in and starts with rubbing my back without oil. Her massage was weak she made some small talk. Told me her name was Kay and spelled it out for me. Her tease was great she really worked me up and teased my crack and taint with the reach under. I should have gave it more time but she was too into the ass play which made me feel at ease. She asked me to flip and got to work on jr I grabbed her cute little ass and pulled her closer to me also grabbed her B cups over her shirt. She is really cute and petite which I liked but was very mechanical. I explode and she cleans me up as she walked out to get a hot towel I felt a bit disappointed as I knew I would have had a better time with Mia. I've been to airbody about 5 times and have had 3 great experiences and 2 mediocre. Next time I go I will make sure it will be with one of the two I had a great experience with.

At Airbody, I usually go with hr for 40, more time to chat with the provider and play with them girls. With a crop top, I would think easy access to slip them off.

[Sticker]

Now that my ATF is gone for a month, I'm exploring other options. Despite the report about Coco at Sunnywell dropping dingle-berries during the dicking, the place is nearby and used to be good. Chancing that she wasn't there on a Tuesday, I called first and asked, but mamasan would only say "Korean girl. ".

I like 'them petite, and I asked if she had a small girl, and mamasan confirmed. I take that with a grain of salt, just like when they say they have young, beautiful girls, but headed over anyway.

Sunnywell Wellness on Garry charges $50 for HF (always has), so I paid and got nekkid in the room. In walks Bibi, who later said she only works Tuesdays. Slim body, but with big bolt-ons, which although not a deal-breaker, aren't my thing. She's def a MILF, maybe pushing 50, with a crazy curly dyed-blonde hair bob (finger-in-the-light-socket kind of curly). But her face is cute, as is her personality.

Said hi and went straight for the DFK, which was fun, and she had minty fresh breath. She wanted to slap on the cover right away, but I had her lie down for some DATY to start. Nice shaved and responsive puss, and while I'm dining (and she's bucking), she starts furiously fingering her clit, so I had to move down to only tonguing her vag.

Then she arches up and says "I squirt!" and did, in three little bursts onto my face before I could get out of the line of fire. Certainly not my cup of tea. Or pee, but she acted like it was a gift to me. The online jury is still out regarding the squirt liquid being urine or an actual female ejaculation fluid, but because Bibi's tasted a bit "lemony", I'd say the squirting came from her pee hole.

What the hey, I'm adaptable and went with the flow, literally and figuratively. She grabbed the condom, so I asked her to go for a BBBJ first, and then CFS, but she balked at that proposition. Instead, I gave her the Magnum I had sequestered in advance under the pillow, so it would be a more comfortable ride for me.

The humping was fun, and we continued the DFK in mish before I flipped her to end in doggy. Very tiny ass adorned with some inked roses in the tramp-stamp location. Good pushing back on her part, so it was satisfying to completion.

She wiped my face and unit down with wet wipes and said they don't have hot towels. She hadn't asked for the tip in advance, so I put $120 on the table, and she thanked and kissed me. Then she picked up the Magnum wrapper from the floor, put it in a tissue, and asked me to take it with me. Not the rubber itself, mind you, just the wrap. That seemed a bit odd, but the one she had brought into the room herself was unwrapped, so maybe part of their operation is to only have unwrapped condoms on site, perhaps for easier flushability. Or who knows?

Overall, fairly fun, although I could have done without the face soaking. But at least there were no Coco-nuggets to funk things up. Still, not sure if, or how soon, I'll be back. Years ago, they had at least one younger provider (I'm remembering Hannah and Boa), who normally worked on Tuesdays or Wednesdays, but only MILFs during the rest of the week. It would be worth revisiting if they still have anyone like that on their roster.

[Grunion Runner]

Found this AMP by accident on Bristol while getting some lunch. Small head said check it out. Went upstairs through a metal gate. This complex have to AMP next to each other. Walk inside 207 and saw Asian hottie in a short tight skirt man Kiki in a med doc over coat. She said 40 hhr, ok. 5 minutes decent back rub and flip. Ask what I want, HJ 60 and everything 120. Didn't have enough and opt for HJ with top down. Not bad, would I repeat maybe.

Where on Bristol if you don't mind sharing?

[Hornilius69]

I went to the roach motel on GG for half an hour massage. A hot looking Viet girl in her mid 30's gave a lame ass massage for five minutes. She said, "Ready to Fuck me!" She started out with some stroke of BBJ then used her mouth to put on the condom.

Her pussy was tight to enter; she put on some lube, then I insert slowly into her. I had her ride me, then switch to ACG. Follow by K9 and finished in mish. No kissing or daty allowed. She said, "Only for her boyfriend. ".

[PapiKNYCc]

Made rookie mistake at Bamboo tonight. Mamasan asked me if I wanted to try a new girl (IVY) and thought I'd give it a try. She was decently cute. Mid 30's. C-cups. Good body. Massage was below average for BH. To make matters worse, there was absolutely NO teasing at all. She just flipped me over and went straight to a HJ. So mechanical, it almost felt clinical. On the plus side, no hassle when I asked her to completely take off her top and bra. So I got to play with her tits while she jackhammered me.

Won't be going back to her. My recommendation is avoid.

[CozyMex]

qAbout 5 minutes into the massage, another monger walked in. My room had 4 security screens, so I watched as she left the room to greet him and took him to his room. When she came back she stripped right away and asked if I wanted FS (in gestures). I gave her 120 and she said no, 140. I pointed to the clock and was able to convey that if all I get is 5 minutes massaging and 10 minutes fucking, 120 is plenty. She agreed.

1. Sucks when that happens.

2. Try handing her the amount you're willing to pay and and don't say anything, like you forgot english all of the sudden. It'll be hard for her to give you back what is a perfectly reasonable tip. It's not a dick move if you're reasonable with your offer and $120 is a perfectly sound number for a short moment these places offer.

[Heartless Jay]

In the mood for something different today, so I dropped by 207 Star on Bristol near Warner. Amy was the only one working. Tall, decent looking Chinese girl about 40 wearing a short tight dress. C cups, very little English. Paid 40 for 30 minutes and she took me to the room. Massage was rough, like she was kneading me into a loaf of bread. About 5 minutes into the massage, another monger walked in. My room had 4 security screens, so I watched as she left the room to greet him and took him to his room. When she came back she stripped right away and asked if I wanted FS (in gestures). I gave her 120 and she said no, 140. I pointed to the clock and was able to convey that if all I get is 5 minutes massaging and 10 minutes fucking, 120 is plenty. She agreed and proceeded with CBJ, well done. Then a few hurried positions until I popped. Nice juicy puss and she did some nice moaning, grabbing my hands and putting them on her tits. Since she put on such a good show, I would repeat, but only if I could be sure of no interruptions. After she wiped off junior and gave her puss a quick wipe, she left me to get dressed and went straight into the other monger's room. Sloppy seconds for him. That's what he gets for interrupting my session.

[Chaos019]

I'm surprised on how you were treated. The provider I had was fun. She did a lot to earn her tip. This was before the pandemic though. Idk if that has anything to do with your experience.

People here say good things about Cozy, but I had the worse experience there by far. Didn't get her name because she wouldn't give me her name. Zero small talk. She treated me like a total trick. I would never return there.