Massage Parlor Reports

[Chaos019]

Good lord! That's an expensive burrito. Does it at least come with all the fixings and is it big enough? I've heard of $10-12 burritos, but never $17. Wow.

My breakfast burrito at Mama's on Beach was barely over 10 bucks pre-covid. Now it's 17. When I started mongering, HE was 20. When it went to 40, my visits to AMP decreased and elected to go FS at private houses for 120. Much better deal to go from HE to FS for just 40. Then BW came along with 30 door and 30 tip, and I was pulled back in. Now BW is 60, but FS also jumped, from 160-300 depending on each talent's own asking price. An older gentlemen used to tell me (now I'm his age then), if you don't want to pay, pull out a benji and lay it in front, between you and the monitor, DYI and whack it, clean up and put the benji back in your pocket. A hard day's work is done.

Do I wish it's 40, of course. But would I pay 60, yes, because I can't stop.

[YouMeToYou]

FYI, Sheriff was there around 330 pm yesterday. "Shops closed buddy".

Oh well. Saved me some money!

Any harm to mongers who were having fun when sheriff arrived?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Mountbaldy, knowing what I now know about you, I find your last sentence extremely sad.

Mountbaldy is another dude on another site. But I appreciate your commiserating with my bittersweet mongering love life. Bro-hug.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

A burrito filled with beans and rice ain't worth it especially if too much rice. Man guys out here I think they think they're impressing these women? It's like I think if you give them an extra extra good tip they're going to like you. Lots of guys have the wrong idea on these women just like a $17 burrito. It ain't worth it!

That's a good point and I have fallen victim to over-tipping when I was happy. But the other side of the coin is that you get the basic burrito at Taco Bell for $1. 70, but its $3. 70 for the supreme burrito with extras.

I guess mongering is a bit like shopping in flea markets. You need to haggle, bluff, or pay the price for that antique Coca-Cola bottle.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Didn't you say something about backdoor? Is no anus entry, then what's the $80 tip for?

It sounds like $80 was for wonderful GFE and first class dong pull. I believe like Andy lights up and gives her best when a man is gentle and affectionate, but I have a strong suspicion that she doesn't react the same when a guy presents his uniwped ass with shit still warm to the touch. I guess she is just funny that way. Women are so hard to understand.

"Yeah, I'm a back door man.

I'm a back door man.

The men don't know.

But the little girls understand".

- Jim Morrison, the Doors, "Backdoor Man".

[PeterGuzinya]

Not sure if this Lisa was the replacement for Cindy when she left MHF. Your description of her is pretty accurate. She's got a bit of a tummy but I didn't notice any back folds. Other than her and Cindy I don't know who else is there as PPSN keeps shuffling the lineup. Coco has left, as did Livi and Hanna (good riddance to Hanna's whiny, greedy ass). I'm hopeful Angela returns after she finishes massage school. Lily would be nice to see as well but she seems to be damaged goods. Sad to see as she was such a sweety.

Cindy is back at My Happy Feet. A 45 year old with a nice body. She tries hard to please.

[Mr Plumber]

Where does Hanna work now?

No clue, H, sorry. I'm hoping she did you better than me.

[SaltyDog]

There's no way on this green earth I'd pay $17 for a burrito regardless of the location.

A burrito filled with beans and rice ain't worth it especially if too much rice. Man guys out here I think they think they're impressing these women? It's like I think if you give them an extra extra good tip they're going to like you. Lots of guys have the wrong idea on these women just like a $17 burrito. It ain't worth it!

[Hornilius69]

Not sure if this Lisa was the replacement for Cindy when she left MHF. Your description of her is pretty accurate. She's got a bit of a tummy but I didn't notice any back folds. Other than her and Cindy I don't know who else is there as PPSN keeps shuffling the lineup. Coco has left, as did Livi and Hanna (good riddance to Hanna's whiny, greedy ass). I'm hopeful Angela returns after she finishes massage school. Lily would be nice to see as well but she seems to be damaged goods. Sad to see as she was such a sweety.

Where does Hanna work now?

[Member #6750]

Went over here to see IG: ariaa. Skyy. Latina I think with nice curvy body. Paid total 145 for Nuru. She instantly took off her clothes as soon as she walked in and asked what I wanted. Almost no massage using hands but chose to rub her tits all over my back for awhile before the flip. Did the usual Nuru body slide and got on top of with her lower half in my face and let me touch wherever. Hot girl, pretty cool but have had better 7/10 but would probably go again.

Anybody have info on Body and Sope or Surf city massage on beach?

[Taws6]

I write this to encourage yo all to visit shops that aren't known to be jack shacks. The first time I went she denied me. But when I went back she treated me right. No rush, a soft touch, and honestly this place seems very clean. I feel like she's my personal maid. Go out and find your own gem it's worth it.

Some people like the hunt, some like to visit a gal multiple times to 'break' her into the hobby (a fools errand if you ask me, like she doesn't pull the same routine w every guy).

Me, I don't have that kind of patience, nor the funds to throw away unnoticed.

I will certianly hit a new shop, but personally, I will NEVER go back if I don't get what I want.

More of us did that, it would likely increase the percentage of good, FS joints.

Others might think diffferently though.

[ChrisPoontang]

My breakfast burrito at Mama's on Beach was barely over 10 bucks pre-covid. Now it's 17.

There's no way on this green earth I'd pay $17 for a burrito regardless of the location.

[TommyGaines]

So I have found a hidden gem. I feel like I'm the only monger that goes to get pleasured at this establishment. Every time I go I'm the only one there with the same beautiful Korean (Japanese?) woman in her mid 30's. Just the two of us for the last 4 Fridays and I never call ahead.

I write this to encourage you all to visit shops that aren't known to be jack shacks. The first time I went she denied me. But when I went back she treated me right. No rush, a soft touch, and honestly this place seems very clean. I feel like she's my personal maid. Go out and find your own gem it's worth it.

Sounds interesting. Where is this place. If you tell, I promise not to go on Fridays LOL.

[RBFSyndrome]

So I have found a hidden gem. I feel like I'm the only monger that goes to get pleasured at this establishment. Every time I go I'm the only one there with the same beautiful Korean (Japanese?) woman in her mid 30's. Just the two of us for the last 4 Fridays and I never call ahead.

I write this to encourage you all to visit shops that aren't known to be jack shacks. The first time I went she denied me. But when I went back she treated me right. No rush, a soft touch, and honestly this place seems very clean. I feel like she's my personal maid. Go out and find your own gem it's worth it.

This is as good as not posting if you aren't sharing LOL.

[Mr Plumber]

I have no idea how you jumped to that conclusion. "puerto negro" is Spanish for "black door" which is his ass. And he stated he did not want, and did not get a finger up the back door. "labia" is latin for lips. I assume he means they were DFK. Although usually a woman's private parts are described in medical books as inner and outer labia, so normally I would use that term with DATY, but since he is a dude and has no labia of that sort, I ruled that possibility out.

She did not "take it" in any orifice in this report. It sounds like he had a nice session with a nice lady.

Deductive reasoning FTW. Thanks, DRD.

#BoardRedeemed.

#IntellectualRedemptionIsStillRedemption.