Massage Parlor Reports

[Qeast]

There've been a few TRs on the MP associated with the ad below. I read the posts; pieced the clues together; and after I had a solution, I PM'd the primary reporter for confirmation. But I forgot one big thing:

I had some time for a massage and decided to give this place a try. I dropped by, but there were hand written notes posted on the front and back doors saying that they were available by appointment only; call for an appointment; and please not to knock on or ring the door. I would have called to see if I could get a spontaneous appointment, but the telephone number listed on R**maps was disconnected. (Interestingly, R**Maps seems to have recent reviews.).

I guess they're trying to stay UTR.

I may try again at a later date. If anyone else wants to try, here's the ad.

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../21133203.html

[ChrisPoontang]

Most East Asians, and nearly all Koreans, lack a chemical in their armpits that bacteria munch on to make body odor, because they carry this variant of the ABCC11 gene.

And the one Korean street prostitute in the entire LA basin clearly doesn't have that variant. Figures.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Most East Asians, and nearly all Koreans, lack a chemical in their armpits that bacteria munch on to make body odor, because they carry this variant of the ABCC11 gene.

What bacteria is missing from Asian woman's fur-lined chicken-tenders? Koreans in particular seem to over eat the garlic and kimchee with detrimental affects.

[LC310]

But cutting to the chase, 95% of Asian fur muffin is sweet and delicate. Which is a combination of cleanliness and genetics. I dated an Asian gynecologist one time, and discussed this. And she admitted that the smell of some non-Asian hoo-hahs was enough to make her gag. I always felt that once you taste Asian "cuisine" it will always be your favorite. Even if they now want $60.

Most East Asians, and nearly all Koreans, lack a chemical in their armpits that bacteria munch on to make body odor, because they carry this variant of the ABCC11 gene.

[JustChekIn]

i've always been generous with gfs, but in the context of doing things together. Like nice restaurants, lux vacations, vip passes for music festivals, etc. These are things i want to spend money on for myself anyway and typically my gfs will cover some costs without asking. Plus, don't ever date someone who doesn't have a job that makes them enough money to enjoy life as they want to and that they don't hate. Hard to have a relationship with a woman of any race / nationality if they don't make their own money and / or hate their job.

nailed it.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I've always been generous with GFs, but in the context of doing things together. Like nice restaurants, lux vacations, VIP passes for music festivals, etc. These are things I want to spend money on for myself anyway and typically my GFs will cover some costs without asking. Plus, don't ever date someone who doesn't have a job that makes them enough money to enjoy life as they want to AND that they don't hate. Hard to have a relationship with a woman of any race / nationality if they don't make their own money and / or hate their job.

When we talk Asians its like talking about Europeans. There are many different varieties. You would not say Italians, French, German, and Norwegians are all the same. On one extreme, Japanese women have been very good with money issues. But in the other end of the spectrum is China where there are something like 58 men for every 42 women. Women are in short supply combined with their culture makes them pretty demanding. I have had Chinese girlfriends who owned several houses and were richer than me. But they still expected me to pay everything.

My general experience is that when a woman contributes some money, she has some skin in the game, and the relationship is more about wanting to be together. When I have been women who expect everything paid for them, they don't love you any more. They merely expect a certain level of treatment. My curse is liking Asians too much.

[AsianEmp]

Anyone got the word on any big fake DD bimbos out there for a weekend trip I'm making from SD? Someone like Valerie in Westminster off PD? Prefer someone GFE. Please let a brother know. I can hook you up for SD.

[LC310]

I was dating a Vt girl years ago, and she would always balk at FS. And she finally blurted it out that she needed to see me spend more money on her. I had to pay for a hotel room to use for 2 hours. When we could have just gone to my place. She needed to see that I was spending money to demonstrate I valued her. More generally in Asian culture, you demonstrate the seriousness of your commitment by giving money. This also applies to parents and children, birthdays, college graduations, friend's weddings, etc. But most of all it applies to women providing intimate relations. In China, guys pay mistresses or "2nd wives" enough to buy houses. It makes no sense to me to keep pay $$ for the same taudry affair, but that's the way it works.

I've always been generous with GFs, but in the context of doing things together. Like nice restaurants, lux vacations, VIP passes for music festivals, etc. These are things I want to spend money on for myself anyway and typically my GFs will cover some costs without asking. Plus, don't ever date someone who doesn't have a job that makes them enough money to enjoy life as they want to AND that they don't hate. Hard to have a relationship with a woman of any race / nationality if they don't make their own money and / or hate their job.

[Nice Guy 99]

In China, guys pay mistresses or "2nd wives" enough to buy houses.

This part is true, in fact, it is expected. Not sure about the rest of the OP. Related, love in the Chinese culture is different than love in America. There is much more emphasis on financial security for the woman.

[GoKipper]

I'm Asian and this is not true. You getting scammed bro lmao.

I was dating a Vt girl years ago, and she would always balk at FS. And she finally blurted it out that she needed to see me spend more money on her. I had to pay for a hotel room to use for 2 hours. When we could have just gone to my place. She needed to see that I was spending money to demonstrate I valued her. More generally in Asian culture, you demonstrate the seriousness of your commitment by giving money. This also applies to parents and children, birthdays, college graduations, friend's weddings, etc. But most of all it applies to women providing intimate relations. In China, guys pay mistresses or "2nd wives" enough to buy houses. It makes no sense to me to keep pay $$ for the same taudry affair, but that's the way it works.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

LOL, I got a defective one too.

I was dating a Vt girl years ago, and she would always balk at FS. And she finally blurted it out that she needed to see me spend more money on her. I had to pay for a hotel room to use for 2 hours. When we could have just gone to my place. She needed to see that I was spending money to demonstrate I valued her. More generally in Asian culture, you demonstrate the seriousness of your commitment by giving money. This also applies to parents and children, birthdays, college graduations, friend's weddings, etc. But most of all it applies to women providing intimate relations. In China, guys pay mistresses or "2nd wives" enough to buy houses. It makes no sense to me to keep pay $$ for the same taudry affair, but that's the way it works.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Since I was in Bolsa neighborhood deciding what good to eat on a hot summer day. I stumbled into Angel spa and got Anna because Lisa was busy. Lesson learned, only paid for 30/$30 because that's all you'll get even if you paid $40 hr. Got a 5 minutes back massage and flip. Negotiations started with HJ motion for $60 & up. I was tired and opted for HJ and I got a surprise BBBJ. Lucky me and it wasn't a 30 seconds with free roaming. End up 1. 2 total OTD.

This has happened to me at many places. No matter if you pay for 30 minutes or 60 minutes you get 20 minutes of massage and 10 minutes of power pole polishing. I guess you can spend the last 30 minutes meditating alone in the room and wondering why you paid for an hour while the girl is already in the break room checking her WeChat. I never come back to such places.

[FrankReynolds]

I have seen Susan at Adorable Skin 2 or 3 times for a wax / shave job on my ass crack and junk with a topless jackhammer HJ to try to get you off as soon as possible to finish. She's all about the money, but does a good job with the manscaping. She is Vietnamese and a hustler to get you to see one of her other girls for a massage, upgrade to massage, etc, etc, etc. We agree on 120 for a wax and HJ, but when you are dressed and ready to leave she begs for more money like a street hooker. She's in her 40's or early 50's with fake tits and fit for her age. She is goofy and hard to understand with all the hustle talk, fake laughing, hollow compliments, and general nonsense she goes on about. Read that more is on offer, but I'm really only there for the manscaping. Much better places to go for sex..

Having been here, and to Palms Orange (they offered a free wax), and to OC waxing in Huntington beach (not an AMP) I hiiiiiighly suggest going to the professional for your wax and then a spa separately. The quality is a world of difference.

That said, this review is fully accurate. Old lady waxed, younger lady attempted massage / ending at the same time. Both asked for a bigger tip than the fair one offered.

[Spudb]

It finally happened, holistic has finally closed. Probably my favorite Latina spot in oc. Anyone know of any other good Latina FS spots near the Anaheim / Fullerton / Orange area?

[Heartless Jay]

As I was saying I want to make a triumphant return but try a different girl. Did you see any other hotties?

Linda did up-sell me more than you, but for 10 she helped me pull her pants and panties down to mid-thigh, and I had a handful of fur.

- And her ass was such a revelation that I realized how nice an ass can be.

- The jack itself is not something so wonderful that I would write home to mother about, but I've had worse.

- It seemed there was a sheet on the table, but they had a roll of stuff. She kept the roll under the table. So when I was done, she tossed that that top layer into the thrash.

- She did not short me time in fact, I was starting to think she was giving me another 10 min free over and above. It seemed to go on pretty long. Maybe that hefty paycheck of 60 inspired her too. All these girls have had a conference call and decided that they want make 60 the new 40, but I suspect some guys are not buying this attempt to stick a vacuum cleaner nozzle into their pocket and suck more money out. So this place in particular is not on Happy Ending Street in Westminster, so maybe I overpaid. Or maybe for 60 I should have bargained a little harder for further services.

- All of these shops (BW, SW, TC) might need to invest in yellow police accident tape, and warning signs ("danger: biohazard") so they can close down the shops for an hour after a spicy curry attack while the girls sanitize and disinfect the little rooms and bathroom, burn the sheets, change clothes, and ventilate the MP with fresh air to make it safe to enter again. In the old days they talked about the mad hatter and now it seems we got the mad shitter on the loose.

By the way, have you been back to 888 spa? Any updates? I did not want to return after my experience with that big woman who shorted me, but I am hoping to get a name of a good provider there.

I really didn't get the vibe she was unhappy with my tip. She asked how much I would give, and I said 50. She didn't ask more, nor did I offer more. No bad feelings, she treated me well, I was clean and respectful. Just figured she was about average service. My style is not to low ball, or to throw a ton of cash on them either. Offer a fair tip, and if service is good I give a little more than promised, see where it goes next time, then a little more as service improves towards GFE. If service is average, then I tipped appropriately. If service sucks, I just won't repeat. This style has worked for me over the years. I'll try repeating with Linda on your recommendation.

As for 888, it's been a year since I was there. Was a regular with Cici before covid. Went once during covid, and that was about the time I discovered BW and got Anna tuned into GFE mode. Someone mentioned a few weeks or a month ago that 888 got raided, but that was back when the troll was spreading BS about popo hitting all the shops. If you do go, and if Cici is still there, please do tell me. She's cute and gives a good massage too.