Massage Parlor Reports

[Meshugga]

The doctors don't seem to know anything I personally feel moderation is the key. Neither too little nor too much exercise for the little walnut shaped jizz factory. Indeed a little anticipation makes the blow more explosive.

But this is an excellent justification for a trip to Happyville once or twice a week "just for health" reasons. Consider the provider as a health care professional helping to maintain your health.

Well, the good news it appears, is there is no "too much" for the jizz factory. The latest science says the more ejaculations, the lower the prostate cancer risk. 20 or more ejaculations per month, so feel free to visit your health professional 4-5 times a week for your good health.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27033442/

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hs...e-cancer-risk/

[Meshugga]

Oh man. They noticed you took a dump there, there's no hiding. Its seen as unlucky.

That's considered a big faux pas (social fuck up) in the world of massage parlors. At this shop from now on, they will refer to you as "that guy who took a shit that one time" and you'll never get rid of that label. Just sayin. I usually dump at Mickey D's or something if I have to go.

The role of a customer is to bring money and good luck, not fecal matter.

Yeah holy shit, to coin a phrase. Just my opinon, but. Wash your ass really good before going to a MP for better service, and if you shat since your last ass washing and the MP offers a shower, use it, for that purpose.

One girl, an ATF of mine used to offer an A+ massage plus BBBJCIM would also do some rimming, but only if she knew you had showered and washed yo ass.

[Sound7]

Time have changed. What is the score between BW vs Bali? Bali provided quality TCM this week. Few curtain rooms.

I've been going to BW for quite some time but last week was the first time I've seen Mindy working behind the curtains. As soon as I walked through he door one of the girls I know came running up to me and whispered in my ear "Mindy is giving massage!" The place was slammed. Seven girls working. They only had a few minutes between clients. But they all were giggling about Mindy, so I don't think it's a common occurrence. Later I found out it was a couples massage and Mindy was doing the lady.

Bottom line: I wouldn't expect that single guys would have much luck requesting Mindy as their provider.

[KammyMike]

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[Caribe]

Mr P, I believe it's Toto, pronounced "toe-toe". Sometimes the accents are a bit thick. Been with her a couple of times, not bad.

Most likely, the provider's name is spelled Toto. They pronounce it Dodo. Like, they pronounce tofu, dofu. Or the beer, Tsing Tao, is pronounced Tsing Dao.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Mr P, I believe it's Toto, pronounced "toe-toe". Sometimes the accents are a bit thick. Been with her a couple of times, not bad.

Toto (prounced toe-toe) was Dorothy's dog in the Wizard of Oz. I am not sure where the AMP's get their list of English female names. Which are a bit out of touch with current styles and norms. When was the last time you had an Asian girl named Britney, Courtney, Veronica, Dorothy, Janet, Mary, etc.?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Oh man. They noticed you took a dump there, there's no hiding. Its seen as unlucky.

That's considered a big faux pas (social fuck up) in the world of massage parlors. At this shop from now on, they will refer to you as "that guy who took a shit that one time" and you'll never get rid of that label. Just sayin. I usually dump at Mickey D's or something if I have to go.

The role of a customer is to bring money and good luck, not fecal matter.

I always use the bathroom coming in. So I don't have to go in the middle of a session. And then after action. To do my own final clean up and readying myself for polite society again. And to count out my tip in good light (three bills of the same value might be any of $3, $15, $30, $60, $150, $300 in the dark).

[ObiwanKenobi20]

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../22496778.html

Not bad, good massage with HJ for $50.

Not hot but cute 40 ish Asian gal. $40 for half hour.

[ObiwanKenobi20]

Oasis in Lake Forest?

[Nice Guy 99]

Used to be good there but Mindy does or used to suck good cock!

I've been going to BW for quite some time but last week was the first time I've seen Mindy working behind the curtains. As soon as I walked through he door one of the girls I know came running up to me and whispered in my ear "Mindy is giving massage!" The place was slammed. Seven girls working. They only had a few minutes between clients. But they all were giggling about Mindy, so I don't think it's a common occurrence. Later I found out it was a couples massage and Mindy was doing the lady.

Bottom line: I wouldn't expect that single guys would have much luck requesting Mindy as their provider.

[Nice Guy 99]

Second volley was with BW's Dodo.

Mr P, I believe it's Toto, pronounced "toe-toe". Sometimes the accents are a bit thick. Been with her a couple of times, not bad.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Used to be good there but Mindy does or used to suck good cock!

I have seen Mindy do massage for women only. I have never heard of her doing massage for men at all. I have seen her husband working with her. I am curious what you base this report on.

[CubeBrick]

I went into bamboo 10 minutes Early to take a dump. But WTH, they didn't have toilet seat. So I just lay some toilet paper and sat 💩.

Oh man. They noticed you took a dump there, there's no hiding. Its seen as unlucky.

That's considered a big faux pas (social fuck up) in the world of massage parlors. At this shop from now on, they will refer to you as "that guy who took a shit that one time" and you'll never get rid of that label. Just sayin. I usually dump at Mickey D's or something if I have to go.

The role of a customer is to bring money and good luck, not fecal matter.

[AmpLoverOC]

Full of energy today and figured it's a good time for a double-tap. So off to MHF for the first volley, where I was introduced to a new 'Lily. ' Once we got comfy, naked and cuddly, she says to me, "Remember me? I'm Cindy. " I did visit Cindy here once before but spent most of my time with Angela before she bounced out. So per JustinAlias's comment, not sure if this is the same Cindy who migrated to True Care on Edinger or not. Perhaps some of you MHF Cindy fans will go and verify.

As for Cindy's performance today, it was much better than the first time I saw her. A very ambitious, willing participant in the whole 9 yards: naked, LFK / DFK, BBBJ, FOV / FIV, CFS 100.

Second volley was with BW's Dodo. Been a while since seeing her as well. No oral festivities today but a rockin' tease and HJ finish 60. Nice to get two nuts within a couple hours of each other. As I approach the pro-side of 60, I'm quite sure I'll need to increase my exercise regimen to maintain current 'abilities. ' Vitamin V or C help. Better living through chemistry.

Haven't broken any new AMP ground lately and honestly not in the mood to do so. Sticking with the known quantities until pricing stabilizes, so might be a few years before my sense of adventure improves.

Enjoy your ATFs while you can, gents.

Used to be good there but Mindy does or used to suck good cock!

[AmpLoverOC]

What is Philippines spa?

It's by that other place Oasis.