Massage Parlor Reports

[AmpLoverOC]

Complete waste of time. Bad attitudes and baits and switches. They are in Wm and fountain valley. Bamboo and disgusting towels as I first hand experienced, the BJ was horrible almost bit it off like that movie according to garp. So they had chubby asian girls and big Latinas. If that's your thing.

[JustDee]

Alow's post got me interested in checking the place out and at least either refuting his reviews or supporting it. Mostly support, but a few added details. I'm a bit on the wall about Alow partly shilling for the place, but at least the joint IS service avail. Read on for the deets.

Went there today and it was BUSY. I mean I must have casually nodded my head to no less than 3 other mongers at this joint in the lobby. Had to wait for a gal to finish and be available, and even then they weren't taking 60 minute sessions. Only 30 minutes.

I didn't see anyone that the boards have mentioned, such as Jennifer, Lulu, Anne, Amy, etc. As a matter of fact, the girls available didn't even know those names, but that's no big surprise because it's happened at other service joints before.

So today, there was only Tiffany and Emily. There was probably another girl available, but I didn't see her. A lot of mandarin being spoken in the hallway like they're calling audibles on who to see, but it was busy as fuck there.

I ended up getting Emily and was pretty happy with her because she was slightly prettier and skinnier than Tiffany. But both, to Alow's credit, were pretty enough to rate as 7. 0 if not 7. 5.

Here's the LASER for Emily.

L F 7 to 7. 5, she's kind of plain Chinese looking, but there's nothing to her smiling face that you'd find unattractive. She's just not like some centerfold hot Chinese model. Body is 8. 5 easy, difficult to spot implants, still don't know for sure. But when I laid her down and raised her arms above her head, one boob made some weird wrinkled shape so it really can go either way. My guess is that she's had a kid at one point or another. As shapely as her tits were (when she was standing up), her nipples are rather small for a B+ to C cup. Keeping me guessing.

I was already laughing at the calling audibles part, but the smells made me drop my phone and start dying lmao. I'm going to have to slide by and see how it is since some of my FS places are laying low thanks to LE.

[AmpLoverOC]

I keep seeing Panda and Jx.

One offers BJ and the other one gives good handies. I guess I'll have to check them both out since everyone's abut their own paid places.

[AmpLoverOC]

Oc beauty bar. I hear in FV is good but I think they moved to Santa Ana.

[HeadHunter1969]

I did a 30 minute session with Hazel at her private incall. She is on private delights https://privatedelights.ch/profile/hazelsmiles - The pictures on her PD page are pretty accurate. Great rack and ass and she's fairly fit. She says she used to work at Angel Touch in Orange before doing her own thing. She has a good looking friend named Kim with nice natural C tits, but I decided to go with Hazel.

The apartment she has is very nice but parking was a bit of a pain. Her massage was nothing to write home about, but she did some good teasing and she was open to hearing what I liked. She's good at dirty talking too. On the flip it was pretty standard but she's got a very pretty face and I'm attracted to Latinas like her so I enjoyed myself. It was $180 for the 30 minutes (house fee included). She only works Thursdays for now.

$180 for a massage and a HJ? Was there nuru? DATY? Anything else?

[AmpLoverOC]

In cm. They just offer regular massages. Fat old ladies work here.

On Harbor and fair drive and Rose spa and honey spa. I know they offer more than massages.

[LngTimeMongr]

Google says it's a palm tree. Maybe it's the Palm in Santa Ana.

Aww perfect thank you.

[Heartless Jay]

First visit to Happy Day in CM on Harbor by the salvation army. Greeted by 2 cute Koreans in lingerie. Knew everything was on the table from the first moment. Door fee 40 for 30 minutes. Linda led me to the room and gave a 10 minute back massage, pretty weak but at least she tried. Then flipped and I asked for BJ. She only offered covered, which is less than ideal, but still ok by me. She left the room and came back with her friend and started super hard sell on 4 hands, in this case 4 lips. They weren't taking no for an answer and in the end I caved, after insisting on 2 shots. They put on a good show and had good skills and good stamina going for shot number 2. No complaints about it taking too long and gave ample breast feeding opportunities. Not bad bodies, a little chubby but not fat. Cute faces. Great attitudes. I'm normally a HJ after decent massage kind of guy, so may not repeat, but it was an unexpectedly pleasant evening. Anybody else been here?

[SCJohn]

Alow's post got me interested in checking the place out and at least either refuting his reviews or supporting it. Mostly support, but a few added details. I'm a bit on the wall about Alow partly shilling for the place, but at least the joint IS service avail. Read on for the deets.

Place is on Warner in Santa Ana.

Good info. Thanks for checking this place out. Maybe an early morning appointment would help mitigate the odor issues. Did you get any massage to fill the extra time, or did you leave as soon as the deed was done?

[BenderOver]

Went to my new ATF to see my #1 girl again. Each time I go I have to re-adjust my rating system. It's like her goal is to far exceed whatever expectation she set last time.

She welcomed me in wearing an oh-so-tight sparkly minidress that shed glitter all over me. Gave me the deepest DFK I had experienced, or at least until a few minutes later where she tried to choke me with her tongue. Convinced me I needed an hour-long 4-hands massage with her and her friend, split 1 hour with her and half hour with her friend. Been a good week, so I went for it.

OMFG that was an insane session. It was just too damn much to put into words, but I'll try.

We immediately get to it. RCG with the finest ass on the planet bouncing in my face, CG, mish. There was no pounding too hard for her, nor too deep, nor even too slow. She loved it every possible way, burying her mouth in my chest to keep from screaming. Wild doesn't even come close to describing it. Porn movies couldn't touch us. When she wasn't trying to muffle her moans she was giving me her best Gene Simmons tongue kisses. We both popped, covered in sweat. Cleaned me up, proceeded into another of her awesome deep long-stroke massages that really hit all the right spots.

After a while she goes and gets her friend Jennifer, another HYA (but a little less hot) who looks maybe Korean and has a beautiful small patch of fur. She massages me nearly as good as my #1, nice and hard, but without the long silky strokes. Flip. Rides me like the wind, then K9. I pound her fast and slow for a good long while until I pop, admiring the hell out of those grippy lips. Cleans me up as my #1 returns.

The next 20 minutes or so are spent with four of the best massage hands from the two hottest providers I've ever had, doing some of the better massage work I've felt. If you've never had two supreme hotties giving you a great massage simultaneously, you haven't lived. If you have, you've sampled heaven.

If you've been and you know her, you know she's a perfect 10 by any metric. I prefer a little Bush, and she's baby-smooth, so for me that's her only flaw, but it's not any real "flaw. ".

Her friend Jennifer is physically a 9. 8, but her fun times are more lackluster like she's there to do a job she likes but is still a job.

Sorry, no name given. Got to find her on your own, like I did.

Alow's post got me interested in checking the place out and at least either refuting his reviews or supporting it. Mostly support, but a few added details. I'm a bit on the wall about Alow partly shilling for the place, but at least the joint IS service avail. Read on for the deets.

Went there today and it was BUSY. I mean I must have casually nodded my head to no less than 3 other mongers at this joint in the lobby. Had to wait for a gal to finish and be available, and even then they weren't taking 60 minute sessions. Only 30 minutes.

I didn't see anyone that the boards have mentioned, such as Jennifer, Lulu, Anne, Amy, etc. As a matter of fact, the girls available didn't even know those names, but that's no big surprise because it's happened at other service joints before.

So today, there was only Tiffany and Emily. There was probably another girl available, but I didn't see her. A lot of mandarin being spoken in the hallway like they're calling audibles on who to see, but it was busy as fuck there.

I ended up getting Emily and was pretty happy with her because she was slightly prettier and skinnier than Tiffany. But both, to Alow's credit, were pretty enough to rate as 7. 0 if not 7. 5.

Here's the LASER for Emily.

L F 7 to 7. 5, she's kind of plain Chinese looking, but there's nothing to her smiling face that you'd find unattractive. She's just not like some centerfold hot Chinese model. Body is 8. 5 easy, difficult to spot implants, still don't know for sure. But when I laid her down and raised her arms above her head, one boob made some weird wrinkled shape so it really can go either way. My guess is that she's had a kid at one point or another. As shapely as her tits were (when she was standing up), her nipples are rather small for a B+ to C cup. Keeping me guessing.

A 8 Great attitude throughout. LFK and smiles. She asked for 150 for a tip and I offered 120. She accepted with a smile and requested payment up front. She was nice the entire time and didn't have a transactional personality.

S 7 CBJ CFS. Hairy fucking Bush. So fucking hairy, I couldn't go DATY. No way. She used a really thin cover so I was able to finish pretty good and she took a decent pounding to make it happen. Actually someone who likes kissing your neck if you're into that. CBJ wasn't anything to write home about. Here are the cons that dropped the place some points (in addition to the fully covered service): The entire visit had this weird bad smelling vibe. I mean, the place smelled bad, like pickled meat combined with Panda Express combined with feet. It just had a really sickly smell to it. Then Emily must have been on some sort of fuckathon because she came in smelling of BO. Finally, her breath was a little stale, like too much BJ's. So you can imagine the barrage of scents hitting my nostrils in mish when she's fucking grunting full exhales at me. Mish, sitting cowgirl, doggy, all were pretty fucking good, though you can sense that her vag has squeezed out a 9 month incubated parasite in the past.

E 40 + 120 hhr. Asked for 150, but no way. I wouldn't say this was a great deal, with the CBJ and CFS, 40+120 should be a full hour of fun.

RR Recommend? Sure. Repeat? Possibly. Curious as to what level of fiction or non-fiction Alow's writing. But hey you got a second opinion from me.

So one thing I will say about this joint is that after hitting ghouls in SGV and even parts of OC for the last year, at least the girls I saw today were younger than average (maybe early 30's though late 20's might be a stretch), and they looked pretty decent with nice bodies and dressed sexy (think some sheer type of dinner gown like thing).

Place is on Warner in Santa Ana.

[Mtron]

I have been scanning through this thread a bit and just trying to find a nice massage place preferably with FS and of course nice girls visiting from Washington. The only place around was a place in a strip mall off brookhurst a while ago? Is it any good anymore?

[JetStream2]

They can't complain about the cost of gas. Most live in the house Mindy provides and ride to work in a van Mindy drives.

I don't think the CMT have a union or workers collective, but lmost every girl at every shop now wants to up their rate from 40 to 60 minimum which is a 50% increase. Meanwhile wages / pensions only have gone up 2-5% among the people I know. And as Justin points out, they don't drive, they don't go out to dinner, etc. Their expenses are fixed essentially. So they are just making a money grab. A reasonable increase is $45 (10%.

But on the other hand, I am hearing that they are not as busy at some of these popular shops. Which is natural because we are not made of money. And its a buzz-klll to discuss money upfront or during, or even to demand the actual cash payment while you are still oiled up before the little man get's his massage. So this is going to hurt the MMS's and PPS's as business takes a nose dive.

I suggest that we all do a boycott for the month of July. All of us stop going to these favorite shops. If you're in need of a squeeze, or out of luck and need a suck. Go to LA, San Diego, or Riverside for the month of July. All these superstar MT's will take a hit to their stock portfolios. When we come back in August, I would bet you that they will be much happier with a tip of 45-50.

[HighPt7]

Does anyone have any favorite black girls that they'd recommend? Ideally Nuru, but all are welcome. Thank you!

[Bronco]

Hi YFT. Thanks for your report. I go to BW once a week. Could you let us know who's massage is descending to so-so and who is asking for increased tips? Not being argumentative but just would like to avoid those MTs by getting intel on your recent experiences.

Thanks!

NG99.

Agreed! I always get a very good massage and edging from Anna and Andie. I ask if I can touch first. I tip accordingly. They never ask for a tip.

[Bronco]

We're you able to make her so happy that you could forego the tip? .

She is cutest one there, although she has put on a few pounds.

I would never short a girl the tip.