Massage Parlor Reports

[Grimmy23]

Some massage places offer monthly memberships. The benefit is discounted rates per massage. Any places why'all visit that offer something like that? Hopefully, they offer extras as well, but if not, I'm still looking for recommendations for frequent massages. Preferably around Westminster or Mission Viejo. But really, anywhere in between is open as well. If why'all want to reply to this post or message me. Either is fine. Be well!

The spa I own is a membership spa. There are quite a few around OC. I wouldn't recommend Massage Envy for too many reasons that I won't get into here, but any of the others are good. Massage is a very personal thing so you have to kind of shop around and find a therapist who is a good fit for you. The good national chains with this model are Elements, Massage Heights, Hand & Stone, Spa Gregories. These are the ones I can name off the top of my head. Other local chains that are good include Burke Williams and Glen Ivy / Spa at the Glen. You go there for a good, legit massage, which is very different than any massage you will get at any mongering spots. Actual massage therapists who are properly trained and do massage for a living see themselves as healers. You fill out an intake form which isn't a lot different than a form you fill out at your doctor's office, and they will do a full intake consultation with you to figure out why you're there and what you need. Maybe you're just there for a little relaxation and stress relief, or maybe you have some sort of chronic pain that you want them to work on. That's why you go to these places and pay $80 or more +tip for a fully legit massage. The membership gets you a reduced price. Normally there's a $40 or $50 difference between the member and non-member prices. Don't even think about trying to get extras at any of these places. They will throw your ass out of there quicker than you can blink with no refund, and depending on what you did, may actually even press charges against you. You will stay fully draped during your service, your junk will never be exposed, and no private areas will be touched.

The other thing is that fully legit spas hire therapists based on their massage skills, not their looks. We have to. If the massages we give aren't top notch, we hear about it very quickly. I have an amazing staff of therapists, but I don't have a single one that you'd necessarily want yanking your crank.

Yes, there are some fully licensed, fully trained and experienced massage therapists out there who will give a "legit" massage while fully nude with a release at the end, but that's a rarity, and you absolutely won't find them at any of the chain places. The reality of those is you're really going for the extras and the massage is just a bonus. If that was going on at any established place, the ownership would fire that MT on the spot the second they caught wind of it. You have too much at risk. You literally invested your life savings, hundreds of thousands of dollars, on your spa. Nobody is going to risk that over a few handjobs.

[TotalGrip]

Some massage places offer monthly memberships. The benefit is discounted rates per massage. Any places why'all visit that offer something like that? Hopefully, they offer extras as well, but if not, I'm still looking for recommendations for frequent massages. Preferably around Westminster or Mission Viejo. But really, anywhere in between is open as well. If why'all want to reply to this post or message me. Either is fine. Be well!

[Rdyn Nvu]

I found it best not to bring the wallet. But now there's zelle, Venmo, etc.

Lyni declined my offer of 150, asked if I had zelle. I don't do it often, but I sent the extra 50 via zelle. Don't think it was her number, different name, confirmed with her, but whatever.

Don't think I'll repeat with her, but it was nice to bang a young blonde viet chick.

That's why I have various systems for organizing all my bills so I can count them in the dark (I used to fold them differently and keep them stacked, then changed to a little plastic envelope with mini-file dividers which I can feel. Any kind of bill over 20 goes into a zippered section, so some girl doesn't hit the jackpot.

[JetStream1]

Someone had left Ben and his friends the identical Jackson twins on the sink in the bathroom. Thank you to whoever that was! (Made me feel a little better for the time I pulled out a Grant in the dark thinking it was a Jackson. Eff!

That's why I have various systems for organizing all my bills so I can count them in the dark (I used to fold them differently and keep them stacked, then changed to a little plastic envelope with mini-file dividers which I can feel. Any kind of bill over 20 goes into a zippered section, so some girl doesn't hit the jackpot.

[JetStream1]

Any good recommendations for 20-30 year old Asians with decent sized breasts. Price and F. S. Not necessary. Like a girl from the Vietnamese coffee shops but provides massage as well. Just have not found a good replacement for Melanie / Melody form Havana. Tried Lyni she's alright in terms of looks.

Haley at Air Body (Westminster) has firm C's perky nips that fit well in one mouth.

[CumDripp]

Any good recommendations for 20-30 year old Asians with decent sized breasts. Price and F. S. Not necessary. Like a girl from the Vietnamese coffee shops but provides massage as well. Just have not found a good replacement for Melanie / Melody form Havana. Tried Lyni she's alright in terms of looks.

[Alowicious]

Yep, that's the one. On the street near the corner of the other street. Has a light nearby. Pretty sure it's next to a business, and there's the other business it's next to.

Did you see that one girl? The one with the dark hair? Wow!

Isn't that the place that's next to a shorter building with windows and right down the street from a gas station? Amazing place. I go there all the time.

[Alowicious]

My post was just a sarcastic riff off the earlier sarcasm. But you've confirmed my recent suspicion-slash-confirmation.

I do seem to vaguely remember seeing a black girl there years ago. Back when Moon was still there. Hadn't stopped in for a long time, after having pulled the MMS three times in a row (DO NOT get the MMS! Mediocre massage and no extras). But it took a couple weeks of thinking it over and eliminating obvious ones the finally figure out which one it was you were referring to. BTW- the other one there used to be my go-to for a while, but they've backed off the extras recently.

Stopped into, well, I guess we're calling it Dubois now, yesterday and saw Viet May and made her squirt. She told me she doesn't hardly ever go for FS (um, sure. Isn't that what they all say? But after the following story here, I actually kinda believed her), told me because, and I absolutely quote here, "doing like 80 guys a day just stretches me out and wears me out to where I don't feel anything. Doing only one or two guys every week or two keeps me tight and happy. So I like doing (motions HJ). " And I'll definitely say she was tight. Told me to be gentle, which I was, went in slow, which she really liked. She seemed to genuinely love the FS. She surprised herself when she squirted, and I got to tell you, she was the damn water works for like five minutes, even had me reach down after she cleaned me up to confirm she was drenched. Not the best looker, but natural Cs and some real enthusiasm. Decent-ish massage. Standard rates all around*. Would repeat.

*except for me this time. I literally got FS for free. Someone had left Ben and his friends the identical Jackson twins on the sink in the bathroom. Thank you to whoever that was! (Made me feel a little better for the time I pulled out a Grant in the dark thinking it was a Jackson. Eff!

Try the Frenchwoman or black girl. Whoa! At least you remember. And funny the stangboi and others went for a tranny instead and blamed one member for lying. Smh, why the hate. But yah it's 2nd floor this building is across the street from Carl's Jr. There is a mail center in the shopping center as well. It's not hard to find except for old dudes I guess.

[GentleSun]

Not even close. Did you read the details. It's off lake forest drive and 5. And look allowicious description of where it's at. OMG. It's not rocket science nor uber secret place. SMH.

So it appears your Dubois isn't even in Lake Forest. Not rocket science? Yeah, right. You're talking about Kings or Beauty Relax in Laguna Hills. Why were you so secretive about the name of this place, while being so explicit with a hundred other places? Bunch of BS.

[ScotchGuard9]

Interesting if true / accurate. Initially when this was brought up and curious like everyone else I ruled both of them out because I knew them as Asian only places. If they went multiracial that's interesting.

Yep, I did the same thing as I've always known them both as Asian only. Will have to revisit now for sure. Kinda funny the answer was right in front of us the whole time.

[Heartless Jay]

Decided to stopped by nuad thai massage. Had Amy, cute eyes and great body. Strictly massage which is what I was there for. She's really stretched me out LOL. Maybe this is my go to place now for massage only. Saw ariyi, forgot spelling, she's a cutie for sure. Talked to her a bit in the front, very calm voice. My buddy had her and he said she freaking awesome, and of course legit. The only thing I hate about this place is the mamasan there. I think she steal money from the shop too as I see she's taking some money and put it in her pocket, making me pay cc price instead of cash price. I was paying half half for my buddy as well. I asked if she's the owner and she said no. She was rude in the beginning as well.

I'm a fan of this place too. Strictly legit, as you say, but great massage and clean shop. And true, MMS is kind of rude, super grumpy. Zero personality. Pam is my regular here, went by chanelle and apple at Chaba years ago.

[OCTatts]

I was driving by and saw 3 cop cars taking people out of there.

Dude are you sure? I texted their next door neighbour (I know them) and they said nothing out of the ordinary all week.

The parlor is still open too according to him. Weird. Maybe the cops were clearing out some homeless bums out? There have been a few vandalism incidents over there but not much else.

[MoonKnight22]

All of a sudden everyone knows where this place is. LOL find that hard to believe half are getting it good. Dimension and lake forest. By the car wash, a bunch of old gilfs that gives nuru that better suit some of the geezers here. Not my cup of tea, but enjoy. Got in and immediately this Fish and Chips Lucy look alike says me love you long time sonny. I almost threw up imagining her nuruing my cock w her saggy rack. Then by the Walmart back in FH Ranch, great young Asian gals that can definitely be on my repeat list, too bad they are way back in them hills.

[HeadorTail]

Linda and Cindy from Happy Feet have landed at True Care on Edinger in SA. Same friendly service.

[HeadorTail]

I had a good time at SH Friday evening. I noticed some high end cars in the parking lot. And essentially all the businesses were closed except for the two AMP's. (SH and BW). They were supposed to close at 10 pm but I, and others arrived just before or after 10 pm, and all were welcome. There was a bit of a party atmosphere. Instead of soothing massage music, it was fairly loud Chinese pop music. Girls and PPS were coming and going from the front area, everyone laughing and having a good time. No rush to get out later. I think on guy was arriving at 11 pm. To bad they can't serve some beer or wine to make the evening complete.

I drew one of my regular girls. I don't even ask for her, she just knows. Had a great session. After 5 minute of massage, I just initiated some hugging seated then lying down. Basically GFE without much massage. After the wood was hand rubbed with 2nd hand doing a backdoor tease, spent the session lying down together, legs intertwined, chatting and hugging. Some times you just need a pleasant distraction. Its getting back to the good ole days pre-pandemic.

On leaving, that one homeless guy was screaming at himself. I have been tempted to give him some food before but he seems kinda nuts, so I stay clear.

Stay away from that guy. He can get violent occasionally. About Anna / Ana. The original Anna that left when the shutdown occurred and is in Pismo Beach and has been for almost two years. Classy, pretty woman the had a few special customers over the years. I was fortunate to be one of them. She and Wendy and Emily and Summer all left on their own accord. Steven asked them to return for months after he reopened. The "new" Anna was a little older but also a classy lady. A little chunky. Really didn't fit in at SH or even in the erotic massage business in general. She left at the end of March. She didn't do the crazy stuff that got posted on that other site. She'd been gone for a month. And the regular being mentioned sounds like Grace, Rose or YuYu. All attractive and selectively affection ladies. And the competition upstairs and around Westminster-Garden Grove area had definitely change the game here. Everyone is doing a little more.