Humaniplex

[Krayanne]

Exotic1 Celine is easily my worst experience, and I've had some pretty bad ones. Based on my experience, I consider her a rob. I cannot comprehend how she has no reds on HX. I think dudes are cowards and scared of her because she's level 3 and has been around a long time.

Pics: She looks nothing like her pictures. They're old and / or photoshopped. Maybe she used to look like that years ago when she was younger before she put on weight. Her tits, despite having implants, are saggy and unattractive. She has a large gut. Her face looks pretty old and burned out. She uses huge fake lashes that are pretty crusty. I've never actually bolted from a session before, so I tried to power through. Big mistake.

She advertises GFE dfk daty bbj cim 69 msog Hhr 170.

"Service": She texted me her room number at 10:58 pm and I arrived a few minutes after that, maybe 11:03 pm. It started out fine. She did light DFK. She did a BBBJ that was decent for a very short time basically the minimum to get me hard, then reached for the condom. She started with cowgirl but again, for a very short time. She didn't move much and I didn't feel much of anything. Then she immediately wanted to switch to missionary. Red flag, but at this point my main concern was just making sure I could stay hard and penetrate enough so I could feel something through the condom, so I was fine to switch to mish temporarily. Unfortunately missionary is very unflattering for her. Her fake tits sag to the sides bad, and her gut dominates. It's not a good view. She also does this horrible hooker move where she pulls her legs together to stop you from penetrating deeply, but when I gently spread her legs, she didn't fight me on it. She also starts asking me to cum right away. Groan.

Missionary absolutely wasn't working for me, so I asked to switch to doggy. Doggy is usually the savior of ugly women. So she assumes the position and I think "this could work", but she angles her pussy down so I can't get in. I think she's old and experienced enough to know exactly what she was doing. I try to get her to come up more, but she's acting like she doesn't know what to do. I then try to get her to just lie down flat since I know I can get in that way. She outright refuses, saying she doesn't do that. Uhhhh okkkaaayyyy. She flips over back into missionary. At this point I'm basically limp. So I figure I need to salvage this somehow, and suggest she do a handjob. She seemed pretty happy about that. I sit down and she squats in front of me and starts a handjob, which is fine. I could have probably finished if she just put in some effort. Unfortunately, after a couple minutes, she says "cum, my hand is getting tired". WTF? So obviously that's a turn off. Sure enough, a minute later, she just stops. She says something like "you want to finish up?" meaning. That I jack myself off. The fuck?

The Argument: So at this point I haven't given up completely, so I say "okay I guess just lie on your back again". She says she only had 1 condom. Obvious lie. She then says she has another appointment. Another obvious lie. She says she's done enough, and she openly says she's getting offended. It's clear as day that she's picking a fight in order to end the session. I go get my phone to check the time. It's 11:15 pm. It hasn't even been 15 minutes. I point out that we aren't even half way, I paid for a HH. She argues that she is "GFE" and that means spending a lot of time talking, not having sex. That's. Not what GFE means. So she won't fuck, she won't do a handjob, she won't do anything. When I go to grab my pants to get dressed, you can see an absolute wave of satisfaction hit her and she says something like "that's what I thought. " Imagine being happy about robbing a dude when it's literally your job to make him cum. I didn't get remotely what I paid for. Hell, if I walked in and a pimp put a gun in my face and took my $170, I'd be happier, because at least then I wouldn't have the shame of having debased myself.

Women like this ruin the hobby. This hobby is about paying for good experiences. These women are robs, just "soft" robs who use whining, complaining, picking fights, and refusal to perform after they've "done enough" to try to justify their rob. I had a similar bad attitude from LovelyxoJasmine, but at least she used accurate pictures, was hot enough to keep my dick hard, and I legitimately enjoyed fucking her doggy to the point she got me to cum. Exotic1 Celine is 10 x worse. She shouldn't be doing this job at all.

Thought of seeing her but now I will look out for someone else thanks mate.

[PewpHead]

Exotic1 Celine is easily my worst experience, and I've had some pretty bad ones. Based on my experience, I consider her a rob. I cannot comprehend how she has no reds on HX. I think dudes are cowards and scared of her because she's level 3 and has been around a long time.

Pics: She looks nothing like her pictures. They're old and / or photoshopped. Maybe she used to look like that years ago when she was younger before she put on weight. Her tits, despite having implants, are saggy and unattractive. She has a large gut. Her face looks pretty old and burned out. She uses huge fake lashes that are pretty crusty. I've never actually bolted from a session before, so I tried to power through. Big mistake.

She advertises GFE dfk daty bbj cim 69 msog Hhr 170.

"Service": She texted me her room number at 10:58 pm and I arrived a few minutes after that, maybe 11:03 pm. It started out fine. She did light DFK. She did a BBBJ that was decent for a very short time basically the minimum to get me hard, then reached for the condom. She started with cowgirl but again, for a very short time. She didn't move much and I didn't feel much of anything. Then she immediately wanted to switch to missionary. Red flag, but at this point my main concern was just making sure I could stay hard and penetrate enough so I could feel something through the condom, so I was fine to switch to mish temporarily. Unfortunately missionary is very unflattering for her. Her fake tits sag to the sides bad, and her gut dominates. It's not a good view. She also does this horrible hooker move where she pulls her legs together to stop you from penetrating deeply, but when I gently spread her legs, she didn't fight me on it. She also starts asking me to cum right away. Groan.

Missionary absolutely wasn't working for me, so I asked to switch to doggy. Doggy is usually the savior of ugly women. So she assumes the position and I think "this could work", but she angles her pussy down so I can't get in. I think she's old and experienced enough to know exactly what she was doing. I try to get her to come up more, but she's acting like she doesn't know what to do. I then try to get her to just lie down flat since I know I can get in that way. She outright refuses, saying she doesn't do that. Uhhhh okkkaaayyyy. She flips over back into missionary. At this point I'm basically limp. So I figure I need to salvage this somehow, and suggest she do a handjob. She seemed pretty happy about that. I sit down and she squats in front of me and starts a handjob, which is fine. I could have probably finished if she just put in some effort. Unfortunately, after a couple minutes, she says "cum, my hand is getting tired". WTF? So obviously that's a turn off. Sure enough, a minute later, she just stops. She says something like "you want to finish up?" meaning. That I jack myself off. The fuck?

The Argument: So at this point I haven't given up completely, so I say "okay I guess just lie on your back again". She says she only had 1 condom. Obvious lie. She then says she has another appointment. Another obvious lie. She says she's done enough, and she openly says she's getting offended. It's clear as day that she's picking a fight in order to end the session. I go get my phone to check the time. It's 11:15 pm. It hasn't even been 15 minutes. I point out that we aren't even half way, I paid for a HH. She argues that she is "GFE" and that means spending a lot of time talking, not having sex. That's. Not what GFE means. So she won't fuck, she won't do a handjob, she won't do anything. When I go to grab my pants to get dressed, you can see an absolute wave of satisfaction hit her and she says something like "that's what I thought. " Imagine being happy about robbing a dude when it's literally your job to make him cum. I didn't get remotely what I paid for. Hell, if I walked in and a pimp put a gun in my face and took my $170, I'd be happier, because at least then I wouldn't have the shame of having debased myself.

Women like this ruin the hobby. This hobby is about paying for good experiences. These women are robs, just "soft" robs who use whining, complaining, picking fights, and refusal to perform after they've "done enough" to try to justify their rob. I had a similar bad attitude from LovelyxoJasmine, but at least she used accurate pictures, was hot enough to keep my dick hard, and I legitimately enjoyed fucking her doggy to the point she got me to cum. Exotic1 Celine is 10 x worse. She shouldn't be doing this job at all.

[Krayanne]

If they have PSE in their menu but don't do BBFS than they are stupid and need to remove it. PSE is and will always mean BBFS and video. No exceptions.

Every girl on HX does BBFS, maybe not with you and maybe not with me but they will with someone.

How much was the damage?

[MR Nimbus]

Anybody plunder this one?

[TheZorak]

Don't remember her having big tits. More like B+ cup.

This is an unfortunate problem here. I've seen people wildly exaggerate tit sizes. I remember one guy saying Athena's were massive. Hers were really nice, but not even close to "big".

[MR Nimbus]

My first visit wasn't brilliant (YMMV) but I went back and the 2nd time she was a lot more relaxed and really flirty and fun. Great oral skills and a fantastic view in K9. Don't care for the ugly tattoos but that's pretty common.

One of the best natural spinner bods around IMHO. Cute as well.

I asked her if she's into face fucking, she told me yes that she was down to throat me but from mixed signals here I feel like this is a set up.

[Rrod1114]

I have seen her on HX for a while and took a gamble to see her earlier today.

She is a petite latina, great body with natural big tits. I had a great nice time with her. Unbelievable BBBJ and overall great sensual session.

I'm not sure what happened with the negative reviews from the past on here, but she didn't rush the session with me at all.

I saw her last year. My experience was meh. Nothing negative but didn't find her service nothing but average.

I remember LFK, no DFK. She used too much of her hands with BBBJ. Don't remember her having big tits. More like B+ cup. But she did have a great body and nice bubble booty. Face was 6 at best.

[BoonTown1919]

I have seen her on HX for a while and took a gamble to see her earlier today.

She is a petite latina, great body with natural big tits. I had a great nice time with her. Unbelievable BBBJ and overall great sensual session.

I'm not sure what happened with the negative reviews from the past on here, but she didn't rush the session with me at all.

[AlienFresh]

I haven't seen any posts from the Bliss Crew. Beautiful 20 something year old girls, model types and rather expensive donations.

Are there any out there now? Or did they all leave during the pandemic?

Hopefully one or two are indie now.

[NickSgv]

Saw her recently. Scheduling with her was a bit difficult because she was pretty bad at replying to texts. When I arrived, she was a bit socially awkward and paranoid. Not really the best of experiences for me. YMMV.

My first visit wasn't brilliant (YMMV) but I went back and the 2nd time she was a lot more relaxed and really flirty and fun. Great oral skills and a fantastic view in K9. Don't care for the ugly tattoos but that's pretty common.

One of the best natural spinner bods around IMHO. Cute as well.

[SkankHunt 42]

I can't comment on her new profile as her rates, menu, and service may have changed. I can only give intel on my 2 previous dates from her old Hx handle. You can see from the screenshot the join date, which is back in Sep 2020. Her current handle is 2021.

My first date with her I arrived early at her upscale hotel in OC and texted. She replied she is running late but on her way. I backed my car in the front of the hotel next to the entrance. I saw a car pull in with a cute girl and I knew it was her. She parked right in front of me and was oblivious to my presence. I watched her get out and she spent a long time getting her luggage organized in the trunk of her car. Driving alone so no pimp or booker. Excellent. She was wearing a short sun dress and it was riding up when she reached in and I could see her tiny bubble butt and was drooling at the sight of her super skinny thighs. I was already getting a massive erection and knew I was going to devour this petite spinner body with a cute face. My ideal body type. Very fair skin, super thin, but with lots of curves! When she opened her hotel door, she never recognized me, so I knew she didn't see me in the parking lot.

I tried my best to get BBFS, but no can do. However, this 105 lb girl really knows how to pleasure a man's cock with her lips and tongue, and while I enjoyed pounding her tight pussy with a condom on, I opted to remove it and let Leila finish me with her mouth. Twice. I kept my throbbing dick inside as I was squirting my loads and made sure she stayed there until my balls were empty, then finally allowed her to go to the bathroom to spit it out and mouthwash.

This girl is too damn cute to fuck with a condom on! I certainly hope some lucky is barebacking her God bless him.

Saw her recently. Scheduling with her was a bit difficult because she was pretty bad at replying to texts. When I arrived, she was a bit socially awkward and paranoid. Not really the best of experiences for me. YMMV.

[Rrod1114]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Xo.Celine

This girl had a profile before. XoCeline. See difference with period in middle.

Any intel?

[Operational]

I say Not always means "Bare" cause I've seen many chicks on HX who offer PSe but its not bare, same with girls I've seen off P411, PD, City-Source and Eros.

Yes, there are plenty of chicks on HX that offer BBFS I know about 3 dozen I slammed and downloaded my man juice in them.

But, back to the Q.

PSE "doesn't" always mean BBFS!

If they have PSE in their menu but don't do BBFS than they are stupid and need to remove it. PSE is and will always mean BBFS and video. No exceptions.

Every girl on HX does BBFS, maybe not with you and maybe not with me but they will with someone.

[PeteyPab949]

I forgot is TinyAriana the really small Latina girl? Or was she the half black half white girl that always had her dog with her?

Yeah, she was the small Latina girl.

[Rrod1114]

I say Not always means "Bare" cause I've seen many chicks on HX who offer PSe but its not bare, same with girls I've seen off P411, PD, City-Source and Eros.

Yes, there are plenty of chicks on HX that offer BBFS I know about 3 dozen I slammed and downloaded my man juice in them.

But, back to the Q.

PSE "doesn't" always mean BBFS!

Yea girls have their own interpretation of PSE which makes it fucking irritating.

I remember an ad explaining the PSE add ons. To her it was dirty talk and mild hairpulling.

We haven't even talked about what some girls consider GFE.