Massage Parlor Reports

**Stev020** · 05-13-22 22:09

This little pretty thang, Thai girl with small waist and big titties. Negotiated $160 before I arrrived at her Hotel. Greeted me in her small panties and top off. Grabbed me by the balls and asked for her donation. Then she proceeded to suck me bareback and teased my head with her sweet tongue. Found her here. https://nightfunpages.com/gfe-asian-...-to-serve-you/.

If you want to indulge in spicy Latina that directs you to fuck, this Hot hot Girl in her early 30's is the one for you. A friend told me about her so I decided to venture out. Her apartment is by 4XX Fairview in Cm. Next to the Arco gas station. Nice place. She opens the door gives you a water and leads you to her third floor. Tells you to take off your clothes. Starts with a back massage and she starts stripping and rubs her tits on your back and plays with your crack. Then proceeds to swallow my cock in her mouth. Then flips me over and goes all country on my balls and cock like a country buffet.

**MoonKnight22** · 05-13-22 21:11

Irvine bad better ones IMO. Seems like others are hating in here. Free intel who cares?

Look at the Bedpage ads and lots of girls for cheap if that's what you looking for. But some quality ones too. Looks more and more like a pissing contest in here. There are apartment and hotel ones too. Like Best Western inn in Santa Ana. You can just Goto the parking lot and roam rooms and knock on the do not disturb rooms and 1 out or 2 will answer the door and start negotiating with you for a BJ or FS package. Then there is 440, a line of brothels. Just be careful of Honey spa, bait and switch with grump gilf. Orchid spa just legit massage in CM.

**MoonKnight22** · 05-13-22 21:01

1) Bio Luna in Lake Forest off of Aspan Area. By a bunch of auto shops. Believe it or not, Goto place for a good time for sure. The Japanese hottie Sucks Dick and knows how to treat my Cock as well as any ***** can these days. $260. Place ain't for old timers with no $$. She's about early twenties if that. Don't really care or want any Dramarama from people that don't get and the people that actually gets laid here.

2) Diamond Massage in Mission Viejo, been hearing they offered FS, that was a big No. Anybody else have luck in here?

3) Zen Therapy down the street did, but the girl was ok, saggy tits for a girl that was supposedly 31. Kinda of a big ass but her jerk off skill was better than her cock sucking one for sure.

4) LF 109 was horrible this time. Had a white girl in her 30's with big tits but bad attitude. Seem like she didn't want to work. Half ass nuru job. Then rushed the jerk off session.

**Stev020** · 05-13-22 19:29

Massage in LF by Patsys across the street off of Jeronimo. There's a sonic foods in this plaza.

AMP was ok, hot girls but crappy BJ. Mid 30's Asian gal.

Bio Luna. Good sucky fucky, long time they love you, not cheap. Hot hot Japanese gal can sure suck a mean dick and ride the Kong for about a good 25 min. Total was $260.

Oc beauty bar in Fountain Valley off of Brookhurst. But I hear they are mobilizing in every town make appointment.

Crappy Nuru w dirty towels. That place is aka Palms and Oasis. Lots of Pigs in the parking lot waiting to bust the next dumbass coming here.

Sara Thai had lady Boys. Gross. The Thai girls actual girls can suck a good cock. I made sure they didn't have a cock under her skirt lmao.

**JetStream1** · 05-13-22 09:04

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

There used to be several spots in Germany, called AYCF, all you can fuck, with door fee and 5-7 girls inside, you could bang all of them. With 50 euro entrance. Dunno if they still open after covid. Ca had to legalize prostitution instead of freakin weed. With weed you only get bunch of high bummers who eventually get addicted to other drugs. With prostitution, less psychos, more satisfied people and police who would really do their job, not chase some John for bs crimes.

I read about some clubs like that on the outskirts of Frankfurt. Girls, food, etc. You just hang out for the day eating and fucking. Sounds good to me. Not only has German society not fallen apart, they are the top economy in EU.

They legalized hooking in Nevada but its expensive and not very appealing. Legalized dope seems to be corporatized too. I think it would be enough to de-criminalze sexual acts exchanged for money. Buying a girl a drink or dinner and movie with the intent of sex is legal. A woman who didn't work but then on divorcing gets alimony and half your house is legal. Its also legal for girls to go to dating sites, and agree to meet a different man every night, who will buy them dinner, and then give nothing in return. So what's so bad about a guy who wants to pay, a girl who wants to get paid? The ones most offended by WGs are other women who don't want to be undercut.

**JetStream1** · 05-13-22 02:03

Originally Posted by NailBoiz1 [View Original Post]

Totally agree! But it will only work if everyone is on board. There is too many guys that will pay the increased prices since they really don't like to haggle.

I forgot another aspect of these negotiations. When the girl is give you the slow hand to make you think with your little head instead of your big head, you never agree to the higher tip amount absolutely. You say "Ok, sure I am willing to pay $60 (instead of my regular $40) if I am totally satisfied with what you provide". Then when she refuses access, gives you 10,000 rpm piston motion, and shorts you on your time, then those will detract from the financial compensation. Every time they ask for money before service, there must be some element of conditionality. This should motivate the worker to make sure you are happy, so you can make her happy with that larger tip.

**BigBoDonk** · 05-13-22 01:56

Originally Posted by JetStream1 [View Original Post]

Sure Thailand or the Philippines. The prices are right and the services are good. You might also consider Amsterdam or Frankfurt non-stop round trip $600 -1200. For 50 EU, you get the whole enchilada FS full nudity obj, etc. Although Amsterdam is famous, more generally Germany seems to be the best place to go for this kind of tourism. For example, as you pull into Cologne by train, you pass one of the largest brothels in EU, a 5 story building with nothing but independent girls. But each German city seems to have slightly different set up. Some girls go lower than 50 eu. I had a Bulgarian woman for 25, and even I felt it was too cheap and just gave her 35 eu. So 10 days at 60 eu a night hotel, food, and two girls a day at 50 + 50 eu. So maybe $2 k-3 k for 10 days and 20 girls FS. Plus some memorable selfies and excellent bratwurst and beer. But many other places are plagued by "morality" - which is simply an artificial supply constraint for a commodity that is needed for society.

There used to be several spots in Germany, called AYCF, all you can fuck, with door fee and 5-7 girls inside, you could bang all of them. With 50 euro entrance. Dunno if they still open after covid. Ca had to legalize prostitution instead of freakin weed. With weed you only get bunch of high bummers who eventually get addicted to other drugs. With prostitution, less psychos, more satisfied people and police who would really do their job, not chase some John for bs crimes.

**TnaStylez** · 05-13-22 00:58

Originally Posted by JetStream1 [View Original Post]

Its easy. Get a legit massage in one place then go to a Korean spa and get body wash, 10 minute "lite" massage, with some fully nude FS with a hot 30 year old. It doesn't really make sense for a girl who is hot and selling big time extras to invest in the time to become a real masseuse. This question is a bit like asking, where can I find a lawyer who is also a gourmet cook, so I can get my contract looked at, and be served some lobster scampi at the same time? Just go the lawyer, then go to the restaurant and get the best of both.

Someone messaged me not too long ago, about going to a specific AMP, and getting one hour with a hot girl who does lousy hand yanks, and then a 2nd hour with a girl who has less massage skill but plenty of other skills. So you just book two hours in the same place, and get what each is offering.

So true, providers would rather lay there and let you do all the work than massage you. Your best bet is to find a provider from Thailand. They usually had massage training because it was part of the service. Currently there is Thai Bella working at a K-org in OC. She is beautiful and can do a legit massage.

**Hornilius69** · 05-13-22 00:54

Originally Posted by Westttwon [View Original Post]

I went back to 440 last week. Second time in about a month or so and still have yet to be followed by a guy back to my car. What time is this guy usually there? I tend to go to 440 between 1-3 pm ish.

I want to see how tough this guy to follow someone out into their car.

**Seeking Sex** · 05-13-22 00:04

Originally Posted by Bronco [View Original Post]

Can someone tell me about the Viet coffee houses? Have seen them but never been to one. What goes on there? You can PM me if you want .

Ask this question in the Viet Coffee shop forum. Basically, girls in bikinis serve tea and coffee at these places. At some places, the girls take turn to walk around naked serving tea and you tip them. I even saw some girls giving lap dances at DD.

The girls are usually much younger than AMPs and maybe some of them maybe amenable to meeting outside, even though I have not been able to convince one yet. Maybe I did not offer the right amount.

**NailBoiz1** · 05-12-22 22:20

Originally Posted by JetStream1 [View Original Post]

Went over to new Westminster ("Happy Blvd") AMP for a lube-and-tune. When I offered 50 she told me 60 is the new minimum. (As I have ranted about before) that's a 50% increase over the standard. Indeed, at at least 4 local AMP's many of the girls have simultaneously decided that $60 is the new $40 (not $50 or $45 or $55, but all of them arrived at the same number). And even with wild inflation in society, the actual inflation rate for most items is 10-30% (which would be $44-$52). As Monsieur Le Grimm has so eloquently stated, you have little bargaining power, when your well oiled zuchini is in her hand being slowly stroked, and any hard negotiations could end up with a high rpm jack-and-jerk.

However, in any system, its vital to provide feedback. If the girls can simply demand a 50% raise and get it, then they are positively reinforced to demand this with greater and greater confidence. So all of us need to combat this by:

- after the end of the session saying "That was great, and would have amazing for $40 but at $60, I won't be able to come back very often."

- "I used to get 3 massages a week, but at these higher prices now only once a week".

- "I realize many of the places want this higher tip, but luckily I know a few places that are still good for the basic price, so I tend to go there more to stretch my dollars."

- or if you can. "$60?, I was expecting $40-50. I guess I will have to pass on the special ending. Just do my feet to finish up".

Also make comments to the PPS / MMS, that your income has not jumped 50% and you need to cut down your massages per month from 10 to 6.

Or just go into a shop, and ask the prices, and say "oh wow, these prices are higher than I expected. Ok, maybe next time" and just walk out.

If they keep getting this negative feedback, and they realize that they might make more on a single jack, but their monthly income will decrease, then they will think a little harder about this erection extortion.

Totally agree!

But it will only work if everyone is on board.

There is too many guys that will pay the increased prices since they really don't like to haggle.

**Fe Maiden** · 05-12-22 21:50

Originally Posted by HighPt7 [View Original Post]

I thought it was called Pink, but no sign of it anymore. Shame it closed. Was a real bright spot during 2020 LOL.

Went by both names as I recall.

**JetStream1** · 05-12-22 21:13

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

You can get literally anything you want at any of the various ranches, and only a few hours driving time. Extremely pricey though. If you get into that habit you're almost better off saving up your pennies for a trip back to Asia.

Sure Thailand or the Philippines. The prices are right and the services are good. You might also consider Amsterdam or Frankfurt non-stop round trip $600 -1200. For 50 EU, you get the whole enchilada FS full nudity obj, etc. Although Amsterdam is famous, more generally Germany seems to be the best place to go for this kind of tourism. For example, as you pull into Cologne by train, you pass one of the largest brothels in EU, a 5 story building with nothing but independent girls. But each German city seems to have slightly different set up. Some girls go lower than 50 eu. I had a Bulgarian woman for 25, and even I felt it was too cheap and just gave her 35 eu. So 10 days at 60 eu a night hotel, food, and two girls a day at 50 + 50 eu. So maybe $2 k-3 k for 10 days and 20 girls FS. Plus some memorable selfies and excellent bratwurst and beer. But many other places are plagued by "morality" - which is simply an artificial supply constraint for a commodity that is needed for society.