Massage Parlor Reports

[HandyLover]

Went to Coconut because I am a boob guy and read Lulu has big ones, but had a terrible experience with her. Very little personality. She took the $40 for hhr and led me to the room, I laid down, massage was non-existent as she simply pushed on my back, butt, and legs like she was kneading dough. Not pleasant at all and no tease. After about 10 min, asked me to flip and motioned for FS. I am just a handy guy (hence the username), but asked pricing. She wanted $160 for FS and $100 for BJ. For handy she wanted $60, I negotiated $50 with access to her boobs. She agreed. Then she dowsed Jr with oil and jackhammered away. I asked nicely to slow down, and she did. There was no sensuality, no tease, no build-up, just jackhammer. She let me pull out one of her bolt-ons, it was hard, probably a 'C', had a nice dark nipple though. No feasting just rubbing. I popped and she cleaned me up. Session was about 20 minutes, and I just didn't want to be there anymore. She is probably in her 30's, 5'0-5'2 and weighs about 100 lbs. She has a nice body, but the personality and technique need serious work. Needless to say I will not repeat.

I am still looking for some big Asian boobs. May try Helen at SH. The problem is that some mongers seem to have a skewed perception of what big boobs mean to guys like me. To me, they are larger C's and up. I visited one provider that a fellow-monger recommended to having "big" boobs, but she had large B's to maybe small 'C's. For my fellow large breast enthusiasts, If your willing to PM me and exchange Asian providers that actually have large breasts, I have a few I can recommend for you. Two even allowed Russian.

Cheers!

[BigBoDonk]

On a wild donkey!

Bruh eng is my second language, is wild donkey a BJ?

[CubeBrick]

How was she? Looks? Was it bb? Damage?

She is a MILF with enhanced boobs, average looks but she is horny and into it. It was covered. She wore a little dress with a halter top. She has good head skills. Damage was standard with a little bit extra for the Greco action. I really don't discuss fiduciary shit on here because of the risk. It really wasn't too much, its kind of a discount place because its in a shitty city area. Actually the neighborhood looks worse than it really is, its an industrial area with lots of auto shops, welding shops, next to a tattoo. I'd recommend for ass lovers. Ask for Summer if you want to partake.

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[City Slicker]

There's no Latinas at Bamboo.

And neither does Palm. No Latinas.

[Bronco]

Bad ones first.

Bamboo and Palm, both times a fat Latina girl jerked me. Bait and switched with a hottie leading me to one of their stinky rooms. Dirty towels are your last worries, LE was parked and picking people left an right. Seems like some of the older gentleman / members are Getting good service maybe they promoters, don't know and don't care.

Good ones. Say what you will but 108 and 107 in LF gave good service. Hot blondie sucked cock and gave a good nuru oil slide up and down my cock. $190 plus $50 house. Not bad for a 25 year old. Don't like the intel, oh well, too many whiners beg anyways in my opinion, then there's Healthy life in WM off of brook hurst, hot hot clean Vietnamese gal about 5'3 guided my cock down her throat when I walked in and took my trunks off. Friendly not nuru but wanted to let you Mongers know. Just tip them good.

VT Spa, good Latina nuru, skinny in her early 30's, asked for $100 for bbj, settle for $60 and she still rode me home like a wild donkey. Might check out this Lucy Ho across the street, hope I won't regret it.

There's no Latinas at Bamboo.

[NailBoiz1]

Bad ones first.

Bamboo and Palm, both times a fat Latina girl jerked me. Bait and switched with a hottie leading me to one of their stinky rooms. Dirty towels are your last worries, LE was parked and picking people left an right. Seems like some of the older gentleman / members are Getting good service maybe they promoters, don't know and don't care.

Good ones. Say what you will but 108 and 107 in LF gave good service. Hot blondie sucked cock and gave a good nuru oil slide up and down my cock. $190 plus $50 house. Not bad for a 25 year old. Don't like the intel, oh well, too many whiners beg anyways in my opinion, then there's Healthy life in WM off of brook hurst, hot hot clean Vietnamese gal about 5'3 guided my cock down her throat when I walked in and took my trunks off. Friendly not nuru but wanted to let you Mongers know. Just tip them good.

VT Spa, good Latina nuru, skinny in her early 30's, asked for $100 for bbj, settle for $60 and she still rode me home like a wild donkey. Might check out this Lucy Ho across the street, hope I won't regret it.

There is a Latina working at Bamboo now?

[LngTimeMongr]

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../22459989.html

This outfit has been in my rotation an out of the blue one of the gals, a MILF named Summer sensed that I might want to fuck her in the ass. She offered and I agreed. Its kind of a rare thing, wish more girl would allow it. Will probably return for round 2.

How was she? Looks? Was it bb? Damage?

[BenderOver]

She gave him a ride to his house!!

On a wild donkey!

[LoverOfPoon]

I visited Massage in Santa Ana today and saw Cici. Nice, B cups, cute butt - $40 for the half, and $160 for the covered fun. Left feeling very satisfied. She's playful. Will be travelling next week but will be here this week and a month after the next week as well.

[Slammer6008]

Good report. What you mean rode you home? Did she do FS? For 60?

She gave him a ride to his house!!

[BigBoDonk]

Just curious if anyone had actual proper vaginal sex during nuru? From what I understand 95% of girls just try to do fast HJ.

[BigBoDonk]

Bad ones first.

Bamboo and Palm, both times a fat Latina girl jerked me. Bait and switched with a hottie leading me to one of their stinky rooms. Dirty towels are your last worries, LE was parked and picking people left an right. Seems like some of the older gentleman / members are Getting good service maybe they promoters, don't know and don't care.

Good ones. Say what you will but 108 and 107 in LF gave good service. Hot blondie sucked cock and gave a good nuru oil slide up and down my cock. $190 plus $50 house. Not bad for a 25 year old. Don't like the intel, oh well, too many whiners beg anyways in my opinion, then there's Healthy life in WM off of brook hurst, hot hot clean Vietnamese gal about 5'3 guided my cock down her throat when I walked in and took my trunks off. Friendly not nuru but wanted to let you Mongers know. Just tip them good.

VT Spa, good Latina nuru, skinny in her early 30's, asked for $100 for bbj, settle for $60 and she still rode me home like a wild donkey. Might check out this Lucy Ho across the street, hope I won't regret it.

Good report. What you mean rode you home? Did she do FS? For 60?

[JoraCredit]

Has anyone been there recently? I've only gotten HE and nothing more. Can someone recommend or report there's more to be had?

That is my regular go to for many years. Not a lot of extras that I have come across. Usually good massage and HE with some good looking girls (Megan / Brittany) but don't expect too much more.

[CubeBrick]

How was it? Is it tight?

LOL. Yes it was tight. It's hard to get it in at first, but well worth the effort. The butt hole itself was tight, but once you get in there, it's not as tight when you go deep inside, like a pussy, since pussy has muscular walls to grip. But ass is a little different. But fucking a woman in the ass is really a great experience, very primal, domination type of thing. Gave me an intense orgasm. I do prefer pussy and mouth to ass, but anal really is an interesting thing I actually enjoy it a lot. Wish more girls would add to the menu. Its great for guys like me who are turned on by women's butt cheeks.

I fucked her from the back, then I got into a missionary position but into the ass.

[Avg Monger]

Has anyone been there recently? I've only gotten HE and nothing more. Can someone recommend or report there's more to be had?

Pretty much the same experience. There used to be a crazy ass viet chic that worked there (in a bad way) and I stopped going for a long time. Went back about a month ago and same HE decent massage. But I couldn't even get a hand up her shirt.