Massage Parlor Reports

**PaperTiger24** · 05-09-22 19:46

Originally Posted by cheapguy [View Original Post]

There was an older German lady who did Manscaping with a HE out of an apartment in Costa Mesa. She used to advertise in Craigslist prior to the pandemic. Does anyone know is she is still around and working? She also did Tarot card reading too. The Manscaping was pretty good. The HE was OK but she was not a looker.

Still around and working. https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/...473580177.html.

**JustinBland123** · 05-09-22 19:25

Originally Posted by FeMaiden [View Original Post]

X3. I can't figure it out either. Hoping for a PM too.

Long time lurker joined just for this because I like a scavenger hunt and I know LF very well but I'm lost. I think the key here is that it's on the second floor. Could be across from the post office on El Toro and Raymond there's a spot upstairs (forget the name), or possibly on Muirlands where the 2 Story (inside courtyard) medical building is. Where JoAnn used to be years back. I don't know if "Dubois" has any relevance. I've searched for Dubois in Lake Forest but nothing. There is a Dubois law office in Aliso Viejo but I don't think it would be in that building.

Also I believe that all the El Toro And Muirlands Nuru spots are in buildings that have 2 floors but I've never seen a massage spot on the 2nd floor there, nor have I looked though.

**Fe Maiden** · 05-09-22 18:29

Originally Posted by Alowicious [View Original Post]

X2.

I know LF really damn well, and I can't for the life of me figure this out. Closest I can figure is the place behind the McD on Rockfield by LF, but no Mail Center around, and the youngest one there is like 60 yo (BBFSCIP available, though).

I think at this point I must be overthinking it. I mean, he's given so many hints and I still can't get it. Hopefully by now I'll get a PM with the better info?

X3. I can't figure it out either. Hoping for a PM too.

**cheapguy** · 05-09-22 18:06

There was an older German lady who did Manscaping with a HE out of an apartment in Costa Mesa. She used to advertise in Craigslist prior to the pandemic. Does anyone know is she is still around and working? She also did Tarot card reading too. The Manscaping was pretty good. The HE was OK but she was not a looker.

**Heartless Jay** · 05-09-22 17:45

Now that my happy feet has changed for the worse, thought I'd try king massage, just downstairs. A monger posted a while back that while walking past he saw a monger get a smooch from a large breasted hottie, so thought I'd check them out. Greeted by an older fat Chinese lady. No english and not particularly friendly. Paid 35 for 1 hour oil massage in private room. Ceiling to floor curtains like bamboo. Cheesy kenny g music, repeated the same song for the whole hour, torture. Standard reflexology massage, decent value for 35. But no extras. Strictly legit. Completely draped the whole time and didn't come within a foot of junior. Tipped 15 and headed for the door. On the way out I saw a young cutie, in her 20's, at the front desk. Damn! What shitty timing. Maybe she was my girl's granddaughter, not a massager, who knows?

Anyone have a better experience at this shop? If not, I'll scratch it off my list and move on.

**Alowicious** · 05-09-22 17:43

Originally Posted by AvgMonger [View Original Post]

Dubois. Hmm can't crack this code and I thought I knew LF pretty well. Is this medical building on ET or RR?

X2.

I know LF really damn well, and I can't for the life of me figure this out. Closest I can figure is the place behind the McD on Rockfield by LF, but no Mail Center around, and the youngest one there is like 60 yo (BBFSCIP available, though).

I think at this point I must be overthinking it. I mean, he's given so many hints and I still can't get it. Hopefully by now I'll get a PM with the better info?

**JetStream1** · 05-09-22 17:13

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**LookslikeLE** · 05-09-22 17:06

Tried a couple of the places mentioned in Whittier. Anyone know of a Whittier place with a shower? Usually stopping in during lunch from work and need a shower before heading back to the office smelling like I had something other that Taco Bell.

**Avg Monger** · 05-09-22 16:28

Dubois. Hmm can't crack this code and I thought I knew LF pretty well. Is this medical building on ET or RR?

Originally Posted by Creampiez [View Original Post]

Dubois- What can I say but Biggins in Lake Forest off the medical building. I do notice lot of people banned for defending themselves here. Hope I don't. Honestly if you don't like my intelligence report just move along. Back to Dubois, it's on the 2nd floor, there's an Mail Center in the center. If you don't live in Lake Forest, then oh wellz. It's small with 2 rooms and a smaller closet type room for regular massage. Got this beautiful black chick with round suckable nips. She was in her late 20's, very friendly, started with her top off then her yoga pants which most hos wear these days it seems. She wanted $80 for BJ and $100 for BBBJ. I didn't know her well, didn't look like she had something, so I got the BBBJ. Then she sucks my wang for about a good 10 minutes. She starts to milk my cock between her legs and slips right on and rides like the wind. After about another 15 minutes, she asks if I want her to swallow. What can I say with such a beautiful young thang! Of course I said. I came so much it oozes out of her thick lips. Well worth the $220.!

**PhineasPhreak** · 05-09-22 15:29

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

A little bit out of OC, but M&A in Downey has table showers. Older providers there but typically reliable service. Lotus in Stanton is advertising that they have table showers but I haven't personally verified.

Table showers are very much a YMMV thing. At their worst, all that happens is the girl dumps a bucket of warm soapy water on you, lathers you up a little, then rinses you off. At their best, which is rare, you get some soapy body on body action. Around here Ive only had the meh ones the warm water does feel good though and you go into the session a little cleaner, which is a plus. I went to a place in Phoenix a couple years back where the TS was an oh holy shit experience. Two of the other girls came into the TS room while I was getting my TS and gave a little sampling of what they offer, trying to bait me into a four hands. Apparently thats one of the trademarks of that place. But most of the time around here you just get the warm water dump and a little bit of light scrubbing.

Thanks for your post. I would say only about 3% of my lifetime sessions have included a table shower. Some were strictly non erotic. And sometimes it was just crazy. Back in the days of Animal Hospital, they had a slimy old dirty table shower, but Jessica rimmed me and gave me a nice BBBJ. She was fantastic. A very memorable session from almost 10 years ago. This is the best hobby in the world, when we are old men we will have tons of great memories.

The shop mentioned before, Orange Skin and Body on Lincoln is a legit table shower with Thai styled massage. The girl Ivy does some nice back walking as well. She is a very cute lady and something very endearing about her.

Sometimes mongers need legit therapeutic massage to firm up for action from time to time. I notice the benefits of legit massage, better circulation, and more jizz squirting out and better orgasms. I will be adding legit massage to my schedule for sure.

https://www.google.com/search?client...12647&q=Orange+Skin+%26+Body+Care&ludocid=2760486373302952828&gsas=1&client=firefox-b-1-d&lsig=AB86 z5 WixqofMmzQuQBYzQNWr6 kI&sa=X&ved=2 ahUKEwikgsemktP3 AhVnH0 QIHTCwDqAQoAJ6 BAgDEAg&biw=1366&bih=663&dpr=1.

**JulianSorel** · 05-09-22 14:23

Originally Posted by CubeBrick [View Original Post]

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../22459989.html

This outfit has been in my rotation an out of the blue one of the gals, a MILF named Summer sensed that I might want to fuck her in the ass. She offered and I agreed. Its kind of a rare thing, wish more girl would allow it. Will probably return for round 2.

How was it? Is it tight?

**JulianSorel** · 05-09-22 14:15

Originally Posted by Creampiez [View Original Post]

Both are pretty reliable then the some of the senior members in here. I saw this hot Asian gal. I think is racist to say Chinese or Japanese girls. It was at a Costa Mesa Apartment off of college ave. If you saw this af I'm sure you been here. She was in her 20's, total $160 for an hour. Simple back rub then flipped me over took her mask off and started to gobble my cock like a good turkey gobbling. After about 18 minutes she proceeded to lick my ass, didn't expect a salad tossed like Lucy does at fish and chips. But something about a hot 24 yr old that likes to eat ass. I was so hard and it felt so good. I started to fuck her pusy and then jizzed all over her ass crack.

I called the ad for College Ave, no response. Do you have a link for the correct post? Thanks a lot for your report. So it was BBFS?

**JetStream1** · 05-09-22 12:14

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

In all the times I can recall around here, the girl's clothes stay on for the TS. You strip in your room and wrap a towel around yourself. She comes back in and leads you to the TS room. This of course leads to a small concern that now you're separated from your clothes in another room, so be careful about what you bring in with you. I've heard stories about stuff going missing from mongers' pockets, so definitely don't bring in any extra cash or any nice watches or anything. In fact, some places have been known or at least purported to offer free TS as a ploy to get you separated from your clothes so they can look through your wallet to make sure you're not LE. The girl then scrubs you down while keeping her clothes on, then leads you back to your massage room with a towel around your waist. It's a little weird walking around the halls of some of these places in just a towel, but not too bad. I can see the potential where if a girl gets to know you a little better and you have some extra cash with you, you can possibly get her clothes off and get some body slide action in the TS room, but I've never actually pursued it. Some of the Korean places offer a free TS with an hour or longer service, so you have to pay the higher door fee to get the basic scrub down. It may or may not be worth it, depending on the specific place and the specific girl.

Yes. I usually don't bring my wallet in at all. I try to bring in about 2 bills large in 10's and 20's to be ready for anything if I get extremely lucky. But I don't want to bring my ID, credit cards, or larger amounts of cash. I put my stash in a small bag, and in those TS situations, I often hide it under the mattress or somewhere it won't be too easy to find. I suppose you could get a travel wallet with a neck strap and just carry it in with you to the TS. Hang it on a hook, and then put the towel over it.

I never got any action in the TS room either. Other than a thorough star fish washing and a boner. But like you, I never tried to push it. Why bother, when you will have her clothes off in your own room in short order. A little anticipation is good. We're not robots who fuck on demand. A little romance and tease gets the air pumped into the tired and the sidewalls firm and pressurized for a long ride.

**TaroAddict** · 05-09-22 12:11

Have been lurking the forums and reading reviews pretty much everyday for the past couple months. Decided on Miss Saigon since you guys had good things to say about them an saw jasmine and mina.

Jasmine. This was my first time ever doing something like this, so decided on Friday night (mistake) pulled into the parking lot and realized the place was packed with people because there is a boba shop underneath. Its upstairs on top of the boba place, with a black door that has no advertising or labels. Jasmine had greeted me and brought me to the back. She was wearing a see through blue dress and was kinda timid and shy, I could barely hear her. Started off with a simple massage with oil 4/10 wasn't the greatest but the oil was nice. After about 5 minutes she asked if I wanted FS, we both agreed on $ . 4 Started off with CBJ 4/10 nothing special but not bad. Then K9 she had a big butt so it was nice to grab and hearing it clap as I was thrusting. Then finished with mish, did it slow then went to pound town didn't get much noise from her other then little moans. She cleaned me up and I was on my way. Overall experience was 5/10, I thought there would've been more of a massage and teasing but those were kinda non existent. Massage 4/10 Looks 5/10 BJ 4/10 FS 5/10.

Mina. After the disappointment with jasmine I was curious and figured I'd give it another shot at there HB location. Went on a Friday night again, located in a plaza upstairs next to a liquor store and Italian restaurant. Opened the door and was greeted by mina late 20's Asian girl with a tight green dress and short curly blonde hair. She brought me to the back and started the massage (more of just running her hands throughout my body) didn't offer oil or lotion. She was very talkative and made me feel comfortable. After about 10 minutes of talking she grabbed my hand and put it on her back and told me to rub her for a bit. Then I asked what's on the menu tonight and she said FS. We both agreed on $ . 6 Her cloths instantly came off and she started with a CBJ 8/10 Wowwzerrs she had experience and it was amazing, but unfortunately it was cut short because another customer had walked in and she had to go get him. After about 5 minutes I was kinda limp so it took awhile before I got it back up again and she was ready for me by that time. We ended up doing only mish and it felt rushed because of the other customer, But she was defiantly freaky and into it. After blowing my load she cleaned me up and she walked me out. Massage 1/10 Looks 7/10 BJ 8/10 FS 6/10.

Overall both experience was lack lustered, I think I was looking more for a GFE or actual massage. Maybe ill try again, 3rd times the charm? If you guys have any recommendations please let me know!

And to the dude that was waiting in HB location, If your going to cover your face when someone walks out next time please don't sit by the freaking door where we are going to make eye contact and there's nothing to be ashamed of from mongering!