Massage Parlor Reports

[EastHornDog14]

I think it's hilarious how you guys are hunting for new girls ands trying out random bedpage ads. I am starting to feel the same way. Tired of the current crop of massage and FS options. Maybe it's time to hunt again!

Sadly this is all too relatable. A while back I decided to try out one of those random Chinese ads on Bedpage. It's probably a good thing I tempered my expectations, because instead of a voluptous 21 yo in the ad, it was a grandma. Never repeating that again. Le sigh. Such is life.

[EastHornDog14]

Sir, where is SEA?

Seems like he's referring to Southeast Asia.

[Creampiez]

Both are pretty reliable then the some of the senior members in here. I saw this hot Asian gal. I think is racist to say Chinese or Japanese girls. It was at a Costa Mesa Apartment off of college ave. If you saw this af I'm sure you been here. She was in her 20's, total $160 for an hour. Simple back rub then flipped me over took her mask off and started to gobble my cock like a good turkey gobbling. After about 18 minutes she proceeded to lick my ass, didn't expect a salad tossed like Lucy does at fish and chips. But something about a hot 24 yr old that likes to eat ass. I was so hard and it felt so good. I started to fuck her pusy and then jizzed all over her ass crack.

[Creampiez]

Good to know that the troll was banned, although I will admit I saw that OCJohnny was caught in the crossfire. Looking at his past posts, his diction was nothing like the other "gramps" guy, I think he may have been banned on accident. Hopefully that gets cleared up though, and if the other guy comes back I'll take the advice to report and block.

Anyways, review on two spots close to one another, along with Lel (Le?) Palace Massage. All under the same owner, I'm sure house fees are all the same, 35 hhr 40 hr IIRC.

Saw Aber at Lel Palace. Young looking Chinese girl with a tight bod, short hair, surprised to find out she's a mom. Decent massage which was a step above the running-your-hands-across-body routine common at other places, no teasing at all, on the flip didn't bother to cover me and wanted 80 for HJ. This didn't include feeding or taking the top off though, once I discussed that I settled on 60 with her and she agreed. Jackhammered me to a finish while I was able to get under her padded bra and feel up her nipples. She wanted a bigger tip for less service so the majority of you guys will probably skip and I would advise to. Nice girl though, and she looks good, so if you don't mind the married aspect and not into feeding then she would do I guess.

L&L was next some time after. Mia had good reviews on here so I tried her out. Pretty girl who's more mature, I would guess mid 30's. Slim body but on the massage when she took her top off I remember seeing big implants on her, looked too big for her frame, surprised as I didn't expect that at all once she lifted up her shirt. HJ with feeding was 60, massage was non-existent but with a ton of teasing, and service was fine. Sadly, did not want to go further than a HJ with me, but I agree with the reviews that she looked really good and is probably the best looking girl I saw at this spot. Another girl I saw here, I forget her name, was a MILFish Chinese girl who I saw on a Wednesday, gave me her number but I lost it. Had FS with her for 140 which is too much, but enjoyed the novelty of her riding me while a guy was having a conversation with the masseuse in the room next to us. Don't recommend as the price was too much for just one pop, but more is to be had here if you provide the cash and bring a condom. Caveat, depends on the girl.

Air Body had Kiki, reported on seeing her at Lel Palace in the hallway and at a glance she looked good. She got way more popular on here afterward so I felt like I missed out on a gem, but she was on my todo list so I got the change to make an appointment. Walks in and she is indeed really pretty, slim eyes, youthful look even with the mask on, said she was 24 and looked like it. She did attempt to backwalk, but she didn't know what she was doing. Tease was great while face down and at one point I got on my knees and she continued stroking me, put the towel in place in case I busted in that position but I asked to lie down to get more comfortable. I convince her to get her top down and I see that she has really soft implants and a tattoo on her stomach, was able to get her bra down and play with her sensitive nipples, no feeding though. Ask her to take her mask off and she obliges, and I loved the fact that with the mask down she looked even better. Got caught so many times with a masked up provider that didn't look half as good with the mask off, leading me to regret my decision, this happened with the MILFish girl I saw over at L&L, where she slid down her mask while on top of me and I'm immediately disappointed. Kiki with her mask down I thought was stunning, she looked so innocent that I got more attracted to her, I think she's probably the most attractive Chinese girl I've seen in the hobby. More attractive than Yuki here before she got bigger and grew a worse attitude, more than Nicole who got obvious work done, still looks good though and I still like her, and more than another random girl named Fiona who I saw at Pure Harmony in Costa Mesa, sister spa of Spring Spa. She looked really good and I wish she would offer more, I wasn't able to get it here but someone reported DATY with her and got her fully nude, if she offered it I would do so even if it hurts my wallet in the short term. I didn't ask though, and she finishes me off, blocking the juice with her hand. After cleanup she massages me a bit more and shows me pictures of her on vacation. Offered to exchange numbers and I did so, but it's obvious she mass texts the customers she sees. Didn't discuss tip so I try and leave 50, she counts and as I'm leaving asks to change out one of my 10's for a 20 and I do so, as I don't want to be banned from seeing her. She's a definite repeat in my eyes purely on how good she looks, I wouldn't expect exceptional service as I recall her being on her phone while she was massaging me at times, and her deep tissue massage isn't that great, only the tease is. But it's clear that she's the most popular girl at this spot so I would call to get an appointment. Mamasan at this spot looks damn good too LOL, I don't know her name but would like to know if she does massage. I know mamasan Michelle at Lel Palace gave me a no when I asked, if one of you guys was successful I'd like to know.

I've seen a lot of Chinese girls lately. Can't decide if I like Chinese MPs more than Viet ones, if anyone knows of comparable Viet spots with a decent-good massage DM me, or just post it here.

Seems suspicious. These girls don't work there. Been there twice and only one time I got FS by Mimi, hot Korean MILF with big tits and small ass. BTW, OC Johnny was bad if not worse than the other guys defending themselves. He got trolled first. He just came back with better comebacks IMO. Read the posts. BTW I hope gramps here won't get mad at my AMP intelligence. LOL. There's Whale spa with curtains and a hot viet girl with small tits but a tight pussy. Then there's Sunnyhealth with wort service and over priced grandmas I don't want to fuck. My go to place is still Dubois in lake forest with the hot black chick that can suck start a Harley!

[Creampiez]

He rents a yacht and brings a bunch of chicks with him out to SEA. Google boat / yacht rentals. You have to find your own chicks.

Seattle is aka Sea.

[Creampiez]

You can get more from Mia just show more cash!! Cash is king!!

Cash is King, you can't blame the trolls or being trolled it's just life these days. I did read all of it, lmao. Looks like both sides shoulda chilled out. Back to AMPs. Bamboo no dice just HJ and bad nuru had stinky towels. Bring your own.

[Slammer6008]

Good to know that the troll was banned, although I will admit I saw that OCJohnny was caught in the crossfire. Looking at his past posts, his diction was nothing like the other "gramps" guy, I think he may have been banned on accident. Hopefully that gets cleared up though, and if the other guy comes back I'll take the advice to report and block.

Anyways, review on two spots close to one another, along with Lel (Le?) Palace Massage. All under the same owner, I'm sure house fees are all the same, 35 hhr 40 hr IIRC.

Saw Aber at Lel Palace. Young looking Chinese girl with a tight bod, short hair, surprised to find out she's a mom. Decent massage which was a step above the running-your-hands-across-body routine common at other places, no teasing at all, on the flip didn't bother to cover me and wanted 80 for HJ. This didn't include feeding or taking the top off though, once I discussed that I settled on 60 with her and she agreed. Jackhammered me to a finish while I was able to get under her padded bra and feel up her nipples. She wanted a bigger tip for less service so the majority of you guys will probably skip and I would advise to. Nice girl though, and she looks good, so if you don't mind the married aspect and not into feeding then she would do I guess.

L&L was next some time after. Mia had good reviews on here so I tried her out. Pretty girl who's more mature, I would guess mid 30's. Slim body but on the massage when she took her top off I remember seeing big implants on her, looked too big for her frame, surprised as I didn't expect that at all once she lifted up her shirt. HJ with feeding was 60, massage was non-existent but with a ton of teasing, and service was fine. Sadly, did not want to go further than a HJ with me, but I agree with the reviews that she looked really good and is probably the best looking girl I saw at this spot. Another girl I saw here, I forget her name, was a MILFish Chinese girl who I saw on a Wednesday, gave me her number but I lost it. Had FS with her for 140 which is too much, but enjoyed the novelty of her riding me while a guy was having a conversation with the masseuse in the room next to us. Don't recommend as the price was too much for just one pop, but more is to be had here if you provide the cash and bring a condom. Caveat, depends on the girl.

Air Body had Kiki, reported on seeing her at Lel Palace in the hallway and at a glance she looked good. She got way more popular on here afterward so I felt like I missed out on a gem, but she was on my todo list so I got the change to make an appointment. Walks in and she is indeed really pretty, slim eyes, youthful look even with the mask on, said she was 24 and looked like it. She did attempt to backwalk, but she didn't know what she was doing. Tease was great while face down and at one point I got on my knees and she continued stroking me, put the towel in place in case I busted in that position but I asked to lie down to get more comfortable. I convince her to get her top down and I see that she has really soft implants and a tattoo on her stomach, was able to get her bra down and play with her sensitive nipples, no feeding though. Ask her to take her mask off and she obliges, and I loved the fact that with the mask down she looked even better. Got caught so many times with a masked up provider that didn't look half as good with the mask off, leading me to regret my decision, this happened with the MILFish girl I saw over at L&L, where she slid down her mask while on top of me and I'm immediately disappointed. Kiki with her mask down I thought was stunning, she looked so innocent that I got more attracted to her, I think she's probably the most attractive Chinese girl I've seen in the hobby. More attractive than Yuki here before she got bigger and grew a worse attitude, more than Nicole who got obvious work done, still looks good though and I still like her, and more than another random girl named Fiona who I saw at Pure Harmony in Costa Mesa, sister spa of Spring Spa. She looked really good and I wish she would offer more, I wasn't able to get it here but someone reported DATY with her and got her fully nude, if she offered it I would do so even if it hurts my wallet in the short term. I didn't ask though, and she finishes me off, blocking the juice with her hand. After cleanup she massages me a bit more and shows me pictures of her on vacation. Offered to exchange numbers and I did so, but it's obvious she mass texts the customers she sees. Didn't discuss tip so I try and leave 50, she counts and as I'm leaving asks to change out one of my 10's for a 20 and I do so, as I don't want to be banned from seeing her. She's a definite repeat in my eyes purely on how good she looks, I wouldn't expect exceptional service as I recall her being on her phone while she was massaging me at times, and her deep tissue massage isn't that great, only the tease is. But it's clear that she's the most popular girl at this spot so I would call to get an appointment. Mamasan at this spot looks damn good too LOL, I don't know her name but would like to know if she does massage. I know mamasan Michelle at Lel Palace gave me a no when I asked, if one of you guys was successful I'd like to know.

I've seen a lot of Chinese girls lately. Can't decide if I like Chinese MPs more than Viet ones, if anyone knows of comparable Viet spots with a decent-good massage DM me, or just post it here.

You can get more from Mia just show more cash!! Cash is king!!

[LVB808]

200 for a CBJ? That's about as expensive as Mia on Temple in Temple. Can't do it. No can do. I take a trip out to SEA and I'm fucking twice a day, BBBJ BBFSCIP for 50 out the door with an 18 to 20 year old smokeshow. I hit the joints twice a day. Felt like my dick ran a marathon during these trips.

I've walked out of sessions before that I paid 50 to get into and when the girls trippin and not want to go bb, I just walk out and pay another 50 to find someone else as hot and try again. The reason is simply because I can only nut twice a day at best and that satisfying nut is worth the 50 loss to just find another session that does it for me.

I read this and I'm just crying at how bad the economics are here in LA and OC these days.

Where are you referring to? Seattle? SE Asia? Somewhere Edgy in Alhambra?

[JulianSorel]

Visited this place today:

https://nightfunpages.com/23-yr-old-...call-sessions/

Apparently they have two locations. I went to the location at GG off Euclid. It is in a 2 story office building and has no name posted. I saw Lyni who I believe is the third picture in the ad. She is Vietnamese and absolutely gorgeous. She also speaks great English which was nice for a change. 60 house fee and after a perfunctory rub we decided on CBJ for 150. (Turned me down on BB). The CBJ was really excellent, very nice oral technique. After a few minutes of oral heaven, she offered CFS for another 50, which I accepted and was very satisfied. So 2. 6 all in. I'm sure I overpaid but damn she's so beautiful it was hard to say no.

Will repeat.

Holy frigging smokes, there are gorgeous girls at this place, kind of like those raver girls you see at the shows. But there was an all natural cutie named Susu totally unspoilt, recently from Asia but she spoke very good English, not local SoCal dialect but school learned English. The best part was she had natural soft boobs, Goodness gracious how I've forgotten the feel of those tender natural boobs. And a nice unshaved snatch, but it was a cute little Bush, not the hairy J porn bushes (which is not my favorite) but a cute little patch of lovely hair down there. She has moved on, but the recent line up is probably their best ever, like Lynie.

Looking at their pics, you tend to notice bikini outdoor pics with what looks like Huntington Harbor in the background in some cases, not sure. My feeling is, parlor girls often get entry into hanging out with rich mongers, going on a yacht or boat, backyard pool shots in multi million dollar properties. But in these monger forum websites, you don't really hear about the fun these rich (usually) older dudes are having with these girls, doing weekends or overnights, etc. Mostly the mongers who post on Rubmaps are budget mongers who haggle over twenty bucks.

So, all you mega mongers out there, I want to hear your stories!! You pay them for the whole weekend, take them out onto the boat, fuck them, take pictures, drink DP, smoke Cubans, have some Cuervo Gold and fine Columbian? Then more massage. Rinse and repeat. Dammit I got to make some money.

[JustChekIn]

Sir, where is SEA?

He rents a yacht and brings a bunch of chicks with him out to SEA. Google boat / yacht rentals. You have to find your own chicks.

[PlutoKiller]

Sir, where is SEA?

South East Asia.

[GiveMeHandys]

Jx in Tustin off of 17th in Santa Ana, it's in a busy shopping center next to El Pollo Loco, any monger that actually been here would know that. From previous post, lots of guys saying they get full service action. Not even close, you will be lucky to get a quick handle. Good massage though and typical $40 plus $40.

Dubois- What can I say but Biggins in Lake Forest off the medical building. I do notice lot of people banned for defending themselves here. Hope I don't. Honestly if you don't like my intelligence report just move along. Back to Dubois, it's on the 2nd floor, there's an Mail Center in the center. If you don't live in Lake Forest, then oh wellz. It's small with 2 rooms and a smaller closet type room for regular massage. Got this beautiful black chick with round suckable nips. She was in her late 20's, very friendly, started with her top off then her yoga pants which most hos wear these days it seems. She wanted $80 for BJ and $100 for BBBJ. I didn't know her well, didn't look like she had something, so I got the BBBJ. Then she sucks my wang for about a good 10 minutes. She starts to milk my cock between her legs and slips right on and rides like the wind. After about another 15 minutes, she asks if I want her to swallow. What can I say with such a beautiful young thang! Of course I said. I came so much it oozes out of her thick lips. Well worth the $220.

I keep hearing about Cypress Places and this Bamboo promoted place by these other mongers I will check them out tomorrow or Sunday. Keep ya posted!

What street is Dubois on? I've never heard of this place.

[ZzzBoy14]

I think it's hilarious how you guys are hunting for new girls ands trying out random bedpage ads. I am starting to feel the same way. Tired of the current crop of massage and FS options. Maybe it's time to hunt again!

[CubeBrick]

200 for a CBJ? That's about as expensive as Mia on Temple in Temple. Can't do it. No can do. I take a trip out to SEA and I'm fucking twice a day, BBBJ BBFSCIP for 50 out the door with an 18 to 20 year old smokeshow. I hit the joints twice a day. Felt like my dick ran a marathon during these trips.

I've walked out of sessions before that I paid 50 to get into and when the girls trippin and not want to go bb, I just walk out and pay another 50 to find someone else as hot and try again. The reason is simply because I can only nut twice a day at best and that satisfying nut is worth the 50 loss to just find another session that does it for me.

I read this and I'm just crying at how bad the economics are here in LA and OC these days.

Sir, where is SEA?

[SkankHunt 42]

Your last three for sure.

440 Fair is basically just a collection of brothels, and the city knows it.

Sunnywell is mostly standard Latina.

I usually stick with HX escorts, but recently I've been having a string of bad experiences with flakes, bad service, etc. So, upon reading that this place is a "collection of brothels," I decided to try my luck at this place.

I parked near the end and there was only one sign pointing to rose spa at the end of the complex. Walked in and was greeted by a short plump Chinese chick. Took 40 to enter. Massage for 3 min. 200 for FS. Maybe it could have been haggled but I didn't want to bother. Saw two old dudes come in and out during my time there. Got my nut off and they cleaned me up with alcohol spray. Idk I guess that's their norm.

Kinda unsatisfied with the experience. Went down the street for some tacos and decided to try again at another place in the complex. I walked in the courtyard and there were a bunch of doors and I was unsure of which one to go to. I see a young thin chick in a short yellow skirt. So I follow her in one of the doors. She takes my 40 and I wait in a room but a different girl was assigned to me. Sad. The second girl wasn't too bad though. Medium thickness curvy and very affectionate. Most FS massage places I go to, they try to have a facade as a legit massage place so I stripped and lied face down on the bed with towel. She came in and took the towel off and layed ontop of me and started rubbing her genitals on my butt. For some reason she said she was Filipino but she was obviously Chinese, as was the whole establishment. Another 200 down and went off to business. Was more satisfied this time. Got a shower afterwards too. Some of the other chicks at this second place seemed fine as well.

Overall, 440 fair seems fine but I know many other fine establishments where you get to choose your person for 160 total. This option seems good if you just want to go in and out without all the BS with scheduling and whatnot on HX. There are definitely lots of dudes coming in and out, depending on the time of day. There's even a Spanish speaking church upstairs. LOL.