Massage Parlor Reports

[LoveLOS]

You love your pogee too? What a coincident, I love my pogee. Let's love our pogees together.

I have an open mind, but if you decide to love your pogees together; please get a room and most importantly ===> DON'T post about it here!

So I'll continue to post. If you like it, fine. If not, get the fuck out of my way, shitbag.

I think somebody truly dislikes me, guess he needs to take a number. The reports where Cretin brags of his misdeeds were quite probably crafted or embellished to cause the inflammation we are trying to get past. First he baits the board with the audacious, then he gets his jollies in the ensuing flame war. Look up troll (internet) on wikipedia...

I am planning a visit in the next few weeks and have been reviewing some of the postings ... yikes!

Not exactly what I expected from you guys. My simple advice is to ignore the issue.

Dick,
Read again my friend. The guys you refer to are all behaving honorably and keeping the forum on a bit higher ground. As far as the firestorm, our troll is persistent, which is annoying, and although we are pretty much in "ignore mode", everybody wants to have a say, which is fine. It will all die down soon. Our truly most senior member, Jackson, has edited three of the Cretin's posts already, so if he keeps his promise and keeps this or other boards in turmoil, he should get his own post from el hefe in this forum soon. I am hopefule peace will resume by the time you get here.

If you read the reports that are in there, you will find there are a good number wonderful providers in lots of different AMPs! Suzie@Supra seems to be the most popular model that anybody is talking about. She is cute as hell and has a pretty good 'tude.

So, you're coming east? I looked in my PM box and there is nothing from you. WTF? Are you mad at me too?

LL

[Dick North]

I am planning a visit in the next few weeks and have been reviewing some of the postings ... yikes!

Not exactly what I expected from you guys. My simple advice is to ignore the issue.

I am anxious to visit my old haunts of 1413, Supra and Archies.

Will let you know how it goes.

DN

[Dr Bombay]

Couldn't resist the urge any longer. I ended up at my favorite place, the old Olympia. I was greeted warmly by mammasan who remembers my name. She assured me she had someone special. And she was right. I met Sarah, a lovely spinner. I'm not partial to spinners, I prefer a little more behind. Sarah was not a disappointment though. She's very pretty, in her middle/late 30's, with natural B's that have eraser sized nipples.

We began with a nice t/s covering all areas. She's very conversant in English without an accent. I like her a lot before anything began. The massage was nonexistant, only a bodyrub. I honestly think she was too light to apply real pressure. And so on to the good stuff. Sarah has skin like silk. She gave the nice moans with the DATY and talked dirty during the standing mish. I couldn't really get deep enough with regular mish due to her lack of fat. I have no complaints with the doggie or CG. In fact, as we lay ass to bellybutton, she was squeezing me with her silky goodness and I had one the most intense endings I have ever experienced. Would I repeat? Hell yeah, Sarah is a pro in the best sense of the word.

[Freshly Snipes]

O. K, you guys are taking this 'spewing' in this girls face thing, way too far. You guys are acting as though he spewed in YOUR faces. You think SB is the only one that has popped in an AMP girls face before on these boards? I've done it, whether it was accidental while getting russian, or I'd ask up front and tip for such services. I think you guys just don't like the fact that this poster was open with his practices and also the fact that some of you are emotional attached to these girls, and are actually DFK alot of them.

Getting semen on parts of their bodies, that they may not want it, comes with the job. It's like being a mechanic and complaining about getting oil and sludge on your face; like I said, with certain jobs certain things, come with the territory.

A few drops of semen on the face is no more dangerous than getting it all over a persons hands, which is exactly what happens during a HJ; it getting in the mouth however is a different story.

The poster doesn't owe any of us an apology; if anything he owes the girl one but I'm sure he did after he saw how upset she was.

It's over people; move on.

Mr. Snipes

[Sleeping Bag]

Whilst I have not been a frequent poster of late, I am still a frequent reader. I have indeed began to notice over the last few months the reduction of information on 'superstars', etc, by the most senior among us. It has gotten to the point where I have resorted to PMing some of my known and trusted collegues just to be privvy to information that they seem to be no longer willing to publicly share.I myself have taken their hint, and acted accordingly. This is a pity, but understandable nontheless. I guess that since this is indeed a public forum, then we have to suffer the presence of those who, under other circumstances, we would choose not to. Nontheless, remember that it is possible to automatically not see posts from anyone who you would choose not to. So, thank goodness for small mercies.

Selah!

And how senior are you when you say, "most senior among us"? Looks to me that it is the "most senior" (not including you) who have become the trouble-makers.

[Ian Dokkaebi]

I love my pogee I love my Pogee, I love my pogee??? Don't tread on my pogee, If you know what's good for you..

You love your pogee too? What a coincident, I love my pogee. Let's love our pogees together.

Ian

[Ravane]

It is creeps like you that has made myself and others reticent to post the latest and greatest information on local superstars. Remember Neverland? Everybody who wanted to know about that but couldn't get it -- even by PM -- just give Sleepin cretin and his sort of ilk a big "thank you, b!tch!"

LoveLOS

Whilst I have not been a frequent poster of late, I am still a frequent reader. I have indeed began to notice over the last few months the reduction of information on 'superstars', etc, by the most senior among us. It has gotten to the point where I have resorted to PMing some of my known and trusted collegues just to be privvy to information that they seem to be no longer willing to publicly share.I myself have taken their hint, and acted accordingly. This is a pity, but understandable nontheless. I guess that since this is indeed a public forum, then we have to suffer the presence of those who, under other circumstances, we would choose not to. Nontheless, remember that it is possible to automatically not see posts from anyone who you would choose not to. So, thank goodness for small mercies.

Selah!

[Smoke & Mirrors]

I love my pogee I love my Pogee, I love my pogee??? Don't tread on my pogee, If you know what's good for you..

[Sleeping Bag]

Your "lack of favor" exposed her to whatever infections you might be carrying. Her "lack of favor" exposed you to nothing of the sort. Maybe you should learn to think before you spew.

Let's see, I paid for a full hour service including massage. She offered no massage. And all you can think of is that you'd be kind to her? If anyone has ruined the nights for us mongers, it's guys like you.

I'd advise you think before you say anything, Maxipad.

Peace

[Ian Dokkaebi]

People like Sleeping Douche Bag need serious help. Reading such reports bring nothing but hatred for his kind, regardless the degree of their mental handicap.

It saddens me in realization that the ladies have to deal with such ass wipes.

On the other hand, I applaud the rest of you for voicing your objections and standing against such indignity. It's reassuring to see that the good guys are still out there.

Ian

[NukeyNuke]

Got the fever this weekend. Originally intended to hit a strip club and then go to Young's, but the traffic was too bad for me. Is navigating Georgetown's traffic totally stupid or what? Screw that.

Instead I ended up at Supra. I don't normally go there because parking is usually impossible and I hate to park outside the city and take the metro in, which seems to be the only way to get there unless you take a bus, taxi, or live near Dupont. However, the times I've been there before, it was great.

Bacchus favored my venture...parking spaces were available right outside.

Went up the 4 (count them...I did) flights of stairs. Mamasan opened the door for me just as soon as I hit the 4th flight, took me by the hand and shuffled me into the room.

In walks Suzie.

Everything (positive) that has been said about her is very true. She's a cute spinner, with an energetic and upbeat attitude. Bolt on's look real good and she is very playful.

Shower fairly uneventful, but hit the spots. She's small and not powerful enough to give a real strong massage but for a relatively light one it was good. I think because I'm a big guy, most girls at the AMP's believe I need a very hard massage. I usually leave bruised and battered. Suzie's massage was a welcome relief.

She's going to marry one of you guys, for sure. She kept talking about it during our session. From reading the previous posts this seems to be a theme of hers.

She had good skills! Good covered work, during which I got to tittle the thang. She was very slippery when I finished, which is something one can't fake. She seemed to actually hit a high during the workout in the stable...could have been fake but if so it was a damned good fake. A little sweat on the back usually tells the story and she had that. However, while I'm savvy enough to not be taken for stupid, I appreciate a good lie from time to time. There's always the possibility that this was one of those times...

I checked out the scenery from behind and ended up looking down at an extremely cute view. Hawt tawel, then quite a bit of conversation. The place was not busy at all so she wasn't in a hurry. Probably 1.5 of time. Real personable...tried to teach me basic klanguage.

Going to have make Supra a top destination when I've got the fever.

Kisses on the way out from both mamasan and Suzie. Would definitely repeat.

Shit, I had such a nice glow going afterwards that I went to Hee Been in Alexandria afterwards for some spicy beef soup and pork bulgogi. The regular k-girls there looked real good as well!

Nuke

[Jake Jj 1492]

Very well said guys...and, as LL said, this is the very reason that you'll rarely - if ever - hear about real superstars and special ladies on here. There's nothing worse than sending more business to them and then these creeps come out of the woodwork and ruin their night or worse.

Now let's leave this loser to whither in the cold.

[Friendly1]

In the past, under different guises, I have often written about how I treat the girls who work in AMPs. Treat them as you want to be treated yourselves. I think most of us do that. We all have reasons for patronizing AMPs. Some of us may patronize because we do not typically have successful or fulfilling relationships with women. We never should stoop to abusing these women in any way.

I have become close friends with a few AMP girls. They typically do not like what they do, but they believe that they have no choice in order to make the money they do. When I go, I like to brighten their day a little bit. I think I get positive payback from this approach. If you do not like the service you can talk to the manager, the girl herself or adjust your tip.

[CabDriver52]

Ok. Maybe my previous post/comment was off color. Sorry for offending the hobby/ladies. I simply took it out of context and was wrong.

All right. To move to last night. Daylight savings time was really kicking my a$$ so I decided the yellow fever was in need of some attention. So I'm off into dreamland, like Alice but better. So I find myself down near 14th & K st. So I'm there and I meed a lady names Yumi. Sounds like you-me. Very nice package, body is kicking, pretty face. A little feisty too, which I like.

We're in the bath and I'm getting washed like a baby. Nothing left untouched. Water good and hot. Soap was ample. Back to the room, I get the massage from hell. Hard but I really didn't care. I was there to have some fun and get the full treatment. She walked, danced and stood on my back. Next I get the hard hands, all over. Moving right into the quick motion like kneading bread. Awesome. Bit I digress.

She vanishes and I get a chance to recover. She's back and next I have this heavenly body next to me. I do the flip-per thing and what do I see, a hottie working the little man. Cool. Nice and relaxing. So next I get the RCG. I live for things like this. The cans are giggling and man are they nice. Firm, round and full. The clam has a small beard but is sure looks good.

Ok, so new a missionary is knocking at the door, looking for a donation. Nothing doing, I'm too into something else. She's smiling and so am I. We actually joke a little and move to the next act. We decide to walk the dog, and it's great. So, the nut gets cracked and everyone is happy.

Standard cleanup, she's happy to simply be there. Hot towel, a nice big hug. I'm dressed and on my way. Just past an hour. Works for me.

Solid 8s across the board.

I would recommend her. Highly.

Home by midnight. With a Cheshire Cat grin.

Be safe out there.

Peace out.

Cabbie!

[Dr Bombay]

We can ignore the jerk, but what about the ladies who have take his abuse? I like this hobby, but what about the women hating cretins? He is the underbelly of mongering. I can understand why so many feel they have to shut things down because of sickos like sleeping bag.