Massage Parlor Reports

**JerryX** · 03-23-22 01:32

Originally Posted by HeartlessJay [View Original Post]

Newbie. Please read post 27880 for an example of what your first and only post should look like. In his first post, this monger doesn't ask for help, he did his research and went out to play. He gives the girl's name and description of activities, along with prices. The only thing he could've possibly done better is to review a lesser known MP. So now if this monger posts again asking for help from us, we would probably help him without question. In other words, one must give to receive. Get out there and have fun, and report back with details.

Text them and make an appt online great he.

There you go again complaining and put this in the ranting area lmao. This is more and more like you own this sex review site haha. Check out oc beauty bar in f2 f.

**VoltronX** · 03-23-22 01:00

One of you mongers out there was desperate for poon. Ringing the door bell every 2 seconds for a minute waiting a minute and then start ringing the bell again. You probably tried 4 or 5 times over a 10 minute span. Take the hint. I was balls deep in her and she wasn't going to stop to tell you to go away. We were both laughing at you though.

**Slammer6008** · 03-22-22 22:04

Originally Posted by StWarren503 [View Original Post]

First time in California. After perusing the forum for awhile settled on Happy in SA. Only two girls were there when I arrived in the afternoon. There was a guy ahead of me so I didn't get to choose. $40 house and got "Lisa. " Full figured, tight black dress revealing ample cleavage, lots of makeup. 5 minute back-rub, the turnover, and the negotiation. Agreed on $140 for FS. A bit steep but I'm a terrible negotiator. CBJ for a bit, she has some skills and I hardly noticed the cover. Followed by the FS in some different positions. Decided it would be fun to finish in her hand at the end. Overall not disappointed but the East-Asian look is my thing (petite, small breasts, black hair, pale complexion) and Lisa seemed more Filipina (full-figured, big breasts, dyed-brown hair, darker complexion). If anyone can recommend a place with exclusively the former would be appreciated.

Next give her 100.00 . The Petite girl you describe it took me 4 months to find!! 4 months of slammer training!! Tight tight little ass long black hair full lips!! Will suck me for 1 hour straight til I unload. Or fuck for 1 1/2 straight. The only bummer is she won't fuck anyone else!! Only HJ. Anyways if you had her you would orgasm in 5 minutes. Then you would think you got Cheated. By the way the BBBJCIM Swallowed. Was yesterday. Today was the 11/2 hr spring training love fest. Tomorrow she wants 1/2 hr 69 session. To start out. We go at it everyday!! So those girls are out there keep working friends slammer enjoying semi retired.

**Heartless Jay** · 03-22-22 21:34

Originally Posted by MetalF96 [View Original Post]

Yo I need the address to this place. Please.

Newbie. Please read post 27880 for an example of what your first and only post should look like. In his first post, this monger doesn't ask for help, he did his research and went out to play. He gives the girl's name and description of activities, along with prices. The only thing he could've possibly done better is to review a lesser known MP. So now if this monger posts again asking for help from us, we would probably help him without question. In other words, one must give to receive. Get out there and have fun, and report back with details.

**BigErection** · 03-22-22 21:32

BigBoDonk,

Do not send him a full service masseur! I know he's not a fag; send a masseuse please!

(I'm sure Grimy knows what I mean) I swear 99% of people make this same mistake. Drives me nuts.

**StWarren503** · 03-22-22 20:08

First time in California. After perusing the forum for awhile settled on Happy in SA. Only two girls were there when I arrived in the afternoon. There was a guy ahead of me so I didn't get to choose. $40 house and got "Lisa. " Full figured, tight black dress revealing ample cleavage, lots of makeup. 5 minute back-rub, the turnover, and the negotiation. Agreed on $140 for FS. A bit steep but I'm a terrible negotiator. CBJ for a bit, she has some skills and I hardly noticed the cover. Followed by the FS in some different positions. Decided it would be fun to finish in her hand at the end. Overall not disappointed but the East-Asian look is my thing (petite, small breasts, black hair, pale complexion) and Lisa seemed more Filipina (full-figured, big breasts, dyed-brown hair, darker complexion). If anyone can recommend a place with exclusively the former would be appreciated.

**BigBoDonk** · 03-22-22 19:51

I have a friend who is a single wounded veteran. Want to send him surprise masseur with full service. Would appreciate any contacts.

**Porkys1980** · 03-22-22 18:47

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**Grimmy23** · 03-22-22 17:57

Originally Posted by CalTheImpaler [View Original Post]

Grimmy says he is "living in the world of an owner of a legit massage business". Ok. That's pretty sus, but we all deserve the benefit of the doubt and Grimmy's contribution to our highly esteemed cabal has more than earned him that IMHO. What I want to know is.(prepare for massive run on sentence) if a MT at a legit business does spank a mongers monkey thus getting said MT on the aforementioned black list, who exactly maintains this list? Is the some kind of massage TSA that handles the Happy Ending no fly list? How does this happen? Are my tax dollars at work here? Please enlighten me. Thanks in advance. Oh and when do we need to start showing Real I'd to get jerked off?

I went into a very detailed explanation so as to not bog down this thread. The thing to remember is that massage is a licensed profession (actually not a license in CA, it's a "certification" here, but that's another very complicated subject that I won't get into). In California, certification is handled by the California Massage Therapy Council. It's a civilian organization, not a government organization (that may change after this year but I'm actively working to fight against it). Because it's a licensed profession, there are certain rules and regulations that have to be followed when you hire or fire a massage therapist. If you fire someone for anything of sexual misconduct nature, and that would include giving a happy ending, then you have to report it to CAMTC, who in turn does a full investigation and takes whatever disciplinary action is necessary, which is usually a suspension or revocation of their certificate. With no certificate, they are unable to get another job as a massage therapist. CAMTC isn't taxpayer funded. It's paid for by the therapists' certification and renewal fees. There's also a new nationwide employment verification database forming. It hasn't been fully rolled out yet but will be before year end, basically to catch any incidents that the state licensing agencies may have missed, or catching those who get in trouble in one state and try to get re-licensed in another.

**BoulderBoy** · 03-22-22 16:29

I posted this in the Nuru section but see that it's not nearly as active. Hope you don't mind that I'm asking here as well. Going to OC tomorrow.

Wondering how much roaming, fondling, touching, whatever is allowed with these 3 or even if you have someone better. I've always wanted to see Alison B Rose, I've seen Lana (but back when she was Yolanda) and thought about seeing her again, and I've seen Julia OC but, while she's hot AF I didn't get the opportunity to even see her pussy let alone touch it. Lana I recall allowing mutual touching but it's been so long. Just curious what your experiences have been with these 3. I like model types and lover mutual touching. As I'm sure we all do. Also, curious what your thoughts are regarding 30 min vs hour long with them. I used to only do 30 min.

Also, just browsing around I also see rave reviews of this girls Vanessa. Some say she's the best. But that's PD. Anyone here have experience with her? https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...ster/valerie26..

**CalTheImpaler** · 03-22-22 15:11

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

I'm living in the world of an owner of a legit massage busines who knows what in the hell he's talking about. I know the industry extremely well. If you don't want to believe it, that's on you. Don't think there's an industry blacklist? Sorry, but you're sorely mistaken. I won't elaborate any further here. People in this thread don't like to hear about this stuff, so feel free to post in the Rants & Stupid Shit thread and I'll banter about it there.

Grimmy says he is "living in the world of an owner of a legit massage business". Ok. That's pretty sus, but we all deserve the benefit of the doubt and Grimmy's contribution to our highly esteemed cabal has more than earned him that IMHO. What I want to know is.(prepare for massive run on sentence) if a MT at a legit business does spank a mongers monkey thus getting said MT on the aforementioned black list, who exactly maintains this list? Is the some kind of massage TSA that handles the Happy Ending no fly list? How does this happen? Are my tax dollars at work here? Please enlighten me. Thanks in advance. Oh and when do we need to start showing Real I'd to get jerked off?

**Bro Hymn** · 03-22-22 12:10

I'm sure this is a well worn path, but I only recently saw ava for the first time after years of seeing her ad and passing her over for other better options. As krystal has gotten way more expensive, I figured I would try ava and see what she's all about. The pictures on her ads make her seem a little more thick than she actually is. She is not petite but slimmer with more perky breasts than full as the photos suggest.

Her office in CM is pretty professional and easy to access but booking can be difficult since she's pretty busy.

The massage was similar to krystal but with less pressure and hand strength, which wasn't the worst thing in the world considering she actually knows a little about physiology.

She kept her clothes on for the majority of the massage and only stripped for the finish, which was a bit lackluster (jackhammer and denied mutual play), but overall a good backup option to have.

**Grimmy23** · 03-22-22 11:46

Originally Posted by RBFSyndrome [View Original Post]

It only works in asia bc labor is cheap there. All the cute young Asian girls here either don't want to work in this field or want $$.

Japanese labor is pretty expensive, and mongering can be expensive there depending on which way the yen swings against the dollar. It's just that Japan isn't as hung up over handjobs and blowjobs as we are. Our country needs to loosen up a bit, or a lot actually. Even Canada has legalized handjob shops in certain provinces. It won't happen here though. Just imagine some politician trying to introduce legislation to legalize handjob shops.

**RBFSyndrome** · 03-22-22 02:47

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

That's where I miss my business trips to Japan. They have places over there that specialize in that. You can pay to jerk off in front of one or sometimes 2 or 3 girls while they sit on a couch a few feet in front of you. Depending on the place you can pay extra to get the girl to take her clothes off and maybe play with herself or with another girl while you jerk off, lick and suck on your nipples, let you cum on them, etc. Some of them start as self service and finish with them giving you a BBBJ. The possibilities are endless. They range from pretty cheap to really expensive depending on how wild you want to get. Our culture is just way too uptight to have places like that right out in the open. If someone started a shop like that here it would be pretty popular I think.

It only works in asia bc labor is cheap there. All the cute young Asian girls here either don't want to work in this field or want $$.

**Lift Her Up** · 03-22-22 01:10

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

I'm living in the world of an owner of a legit massage busines who knows what in the hell he's talking about. I know the industry extremely well. If you don't want to believe it, that's on you.

We are fortunate to have Grimmy with us, filling us in on the legit part of this profession, something most of us (at least me) know little about.

Lift Her Up.