Streetwalker Reports

**Benchseats Rock** · 10-28-07 22:46

Originally Posted by Sleeping Bag

To Benchseats Rock: If anyone is a serious douche, it's you. Your combative, arrogant attitude is more unwelcoming then Esolo34's laziness to read the postings. Do us all a favor, Douchebag, just stfu.

To Esolo34: I agree with Benchseats Rock's suggestion but not his attitude. Read the postings.

Peace!

Well, we've certainly been to this rodeo before. It's obvious you're just going to be one of those people who doesn't like me very much - at least you've got friends. If I'm that unwelcoming to you, then why do you keep coming back?

I'm not shutting up for anyone I don't know or have an incredible amount of respect for, and that ain't you. As far as this forum goes, there are more than just a few people here who I call friends online and in real life - the bottom line is that I'm not going anywhere - so put me on ignore if you want to, but don't think for a minute that you're going to get me to go anywhere.

Have a nice day,

Benchseats Rock

**Bmorefolife** · 10-28-07 22:20

Originally Posted by Sleeping Bag

To Benchseats Rock: If anyone is a serious douche, it's you. Your combative, arrogant attitude is more unwelcoming then Esolo34's laziness to read the postings. Do us all a favor, Douchebag, just stfu.

To Esolo34: I agree with Benchseats Rock's suggestion but not his attitude. Read the postings.

Peace!

Thanks, I read some of the posts but not all, I will read the others, I'm on many forums and it is just easier to ask, so sorry if I seem lazy, I will read them.

Bmorefolife formerly esolo34.

**Sleeping Bag** · 10-28-07 22:13

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**FromUnder** · 10-28-07 18:14

-Did a quick spin on the WW on my way home Saturday night saw about 5 SW picked up Mandy 27 yo red head a little meat on her nice rack average bbbjcim standard Jackson. Glad I got out quickly there were a few mongers driving like idiots.

**FromUnder** · 10-27-07 20:25

Originally Posted by Dr.Monger

I am sorry, did I miss something? What about that experience was worth tipping? Her performance was average, and in actuality, her attitude was not good, since she did not even try to swallow as you requested. You bargained for an average bbbj for a jackson, and that is what you got...Gentlemen, when you tip for average service, the girls will come to expect it. Then not only will we pay more, but the level of service will go down. Tipping is for a stellar experience. You said yourself you would not repeat with her. Did I miss something? I am getting old. In my day tips were earned, not expected or owed.

Dr. Monger

Your right I thought it seemed contradictory after I posted. I actually tipped on attitude she was very nice talkative and and respectful the effort was there just wasn't the was I like it. She seemed like a nice girl I guess I have a little soft spot. She also did not ask for the tip after service had she asked again I probably would not have tipped her out of gp

**Old Monger** · 10-27-07 19:16

I have been mongering for close to thirty years, without serious incident (knock on wood) and still learn many valuable and important things by reading the forum. Successful mongering is not just about listing streets, in fact the hot spots tend to change due to community and LE pressure. Only by reading the forum can one learn who the good ones, who the average ones are, and who are the rip-offs. In fact, reading the forum before going out mongering helped me pick up a real gem. So do yourself a favor and take the time to read the forum, and the spent will yield splendid dividends. Good luck to one and all.

**Dr.Monger** · 10-27-07 15:45

Originally Posted by Chief2003

After reading the forum, and making some notes as to stomping grounds, went out on patrol. I saw a few LEO's but nothing that would raise any suspicion. I must have cruised from Balto. County thru Glen Burnie and then back to the city. Finally found a not so bad thing cruising around some side street in Brooklyn. Said her name was Katie but who knows. I was very nervous as soon as she got in and we rolled off. She started chatting and would not shut up, I am assuming she was high on something, but this being my first trip out, have no idea what it could have been, . And judging by her clothes, it sure wasn't coke. I paid two jacks for a CBJ which when I was ready to pop, she removed the lid and completed WS. (It was supposed to be half and half, but, unfortunately, I was not thinking and driving the Jeep was not the best way to get it. Had I not been afraid of getting caught, it would have been much better (for me anyway). I dropped her off about two blocks from where I picked her up. Tits were too small for my taste, but the smooth shaved puss looked good from where I sat, again, too bad I was too nervous to pop it.

Congrats Chief. I was nervous my first time as well, and only asked for a HJ. And you did the right thing by paying the agreed upon amount, even if you did not get what you bargained for, because it was you, not her. A great first pickup report. Welcome aboard!

Dr. Monger

**Dr.Monger** · 10-27-07 15:41

Originally Posted by Bmorefolife

I was wondering if there was any more streets other than the ones listed assholes!

Actually no you did not. Your post was as follows:

Originally Posted by Bmorefolife

Can someone list the sw, streets again.

Except you changed your name from Esolo34. Clearly you and the truth are not close friends.

I wish I could make a joke about being punked, but I did that already. But then I see you had another posted deleted for just being you. Keep up the good work.

Dr. Monger

**Dr.Monger** · 10-27-07 15:37

Originally Posted by Fromunder

Wasn't planning on mongering Thursday evening was checking out some of the Bmore SW photos than I got the obsession going. Left the house it seemed like the rain was over but when I got into town it was raining started at WW since there are more places for our lady friends to take cover however there was nothing going on did 3 loops saw 1 SW very nasty looking don't know how some of these girls make any money.

Was contemplating going to the east side instead I went to B/CB nothing going on there either seen about 6 people walking around Fairhaven but they were all guys saw a couple girls walking on Patapsco got eye contact pulled in the side street picked up Pam 25 yo hair in pony tails average looking brunette. Says she just started working for the first time a week ago I don't know if I believe her. Took her to my spot which was about 10 minutes away. She asked for the money up front didn't mind since we were a ways from where I picked her up. I handed her a Jackson she asked if I was happy and she swallowed could I give an extra .10 I told her she was going to swallow with out the extra .10.I had her drop her pants no real firmness in the ass .she did an average performance and actually opened door and spit I told her I thought she was going to swallow she actually complained that some shot down her throat .maybe she was new and thought catching was considered swallowing. Although performance was average attitude was good so I tipped her a Lincoln. Would not repeat with her

I am sorry, did I miss something? What about that experience was worth tipping? Her performance was average, and in actuality, her attitude was not good, since she did not even try to swallow as you requested. You bargained for an average bbbj for a jackson, and that is what you got...Gentlemen, when you tip for average service, the girls will come to expect it. Then not only will we pay more, but the level of service will go down. Tipping is for a stellar experience. You said yourself you would not repeat with her. Did I miss something? I am getting old. In my day tips were earned, not expected or owed.

Dr. Monger

**Beefy Joe** · 10-27-07 14:54

Hi,

I'm new this board, but an old mongerer from D.C.area. Live in Fredneck now. Found the map (not to hard) & read some posts. Man,some of you can be pretty pissy. But I think it's funny. Well I'm gonna scope out this map. Wish me luck.

**Chief2003** · 10-27-07 10:46

After reading the forum, and making some notes as to stomping grounds, went out on patrol. I saw a few LEO's but nothing that would raise any suspicion. I must have cruised from Balto. County thru Glen Burnie and then back to the city. Finally found a not so bad thing cruising around some side street in Brooklyn. Said her name was Katie but who knows. I was very nervous as soon as she got in and we rolled off. She started chatting and would not shut up, I am assuming she was high on something, but this being my first trip out, have no idea what it could have been, . And judging by her clothes, it sure wasn't coke. I paid two jacks for a CBJ which when I was ready to pop, she removed the lid and completed WS. (It was supposed to be half and half, but, unfortunately, I was not thinking and driving the Jeep was not the best way to get it. Had I not been afraid of getting caught, it would have been much better (for me anyway). I dropped her off about two blocks from where I picked her up. Tits were too small for my taste, but the smooth shaved puss looked good from where I sat, again, too bad I was too nervous to pop it.

**The Sarge** · 10-27-07 10:45

I drove around W/W for a while last night and all I kept seeing were the usual "skanky" 2 girls from Brunswick st. Sorry just not my taste. It was hard weathering the rain and the foggy windshield. Definatley had to keep my door locked when I rolled up to a potiental SW. My ejector seat was malfunctioned. I decided to go with a BSW near Nicks sub shop. Name Linda I picked her up off of her door step. She was NOT ccl. She had a nice plump round caboose. Soft ta-tas and GREAT lips. I will have to admit the preformance was a little low. She did complete BBBJTCIMWS. Which was ok. She allowed head ramming and azz slapping. Always a plus. The best thing she did was kinda make these terrible sounds while DT. Kinda like she was really hating it. That was pretty cool. Typical. 2 plus. 1 tip. Lots of rain sorry guys.

**Trav Pokerman** · 10-27-07 10:34

Originally Posted by Dr.Monger

we did it by READING THE F'ING FORUM!!!

Before hitting the streets, I read, then reread, then reread, forum postings for this & other cities, for several years of postings (including archives). Then, I hit the streets and practiced. You're not going to become good at this simply by receiving handouts. You won't be good even if you do a lot of reading. The only way you will learn is by doing.

You will make mistakes, as we all have. By reading many posts, you may know how to react if in a situation. For example, when a girl pulled my keys from car, I simply stood up to her, as I had read that it's important to stand up to the girls. If it had not been for a post suggesting being assertive, I may have not known how to react.

Also, because I will assume you don't know these obvious items, I will repost several Do's/Dont's:

- Hide/lock all valuables and items containing name/address
- Have only amount needed for date accessible to her
- Create a "mongering wallet"....I'll let you use your sleuth skills to determine what this is.
- Do not perform a pickup on main stroll (pull to side street)
- Do not talk to girl through window
- Do not honk your horn to get a girl's attention
- Pass on a girl, regardless of how hot she is, if a discrete safe pickup cannot be done

I suppose I'm encouraging newbie laziness by reposting these items, but I'm hopefully helping others at the same time.

**Bmorefolife** · 10-27-07 01:05

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**Bmorefolife** · 10-27-07 00:52

Originally Posted by Dr.Monger

Just on the last two pages alone there are references to the streets where sws can be found, and above your post (and below this one) Cloud William, out of the goodness of his heart and because he is a nice guy (unlike me I am a rat bastard) posted the PP/C loop. But apparently you can type but not read. RTFF. Seriously. Even a minor attempt would have resulted in information. Or use the search function. Almost every senior here has earned their stripes, and we did it by READING THE F'ING FORUM!!! So get your lazy ass up and hit the archives or go back 25 pages or so and read! This goes to every other newb out there two asking for a handout! You all whine and complain and threaten to "return the favor" because you are unwilling to help yourselves and want to be coddled. We are not the government. We are not going to hold your hand, or wipe your nose or your ass. There is a TON of great info on the board. What not to do. How not to get caught by LE, how to recognize a SW, etc. If you are willing to put in the effort, the members here will stick together and share with you. But we don't give handouts to lazy, ignorant newbs. And I hope you do "return the favor" because it will be to buy us a beer for the great advice we gave you on how to man up and be respected on the board, and plus by following our advice you will score a ton of p*ssy and owe us bigtime.

Dr. Monger

P.S. This is the third newbie in two weeks to come in here asking for a handout. WTF is going on here? Sh*t time for my blood pressure meds...

I was wondering if there was any more streets other than the ones listed assholes!