Massage Parlor Reports

[AxeMan77]

Hit up 1711 F in HarCo this morning. First time.

Pros: Early hours, Nice lady, ok massage, some great teasing (which some places have forgotten about) nice and slow HE. Did a great job and scratched my itch.

Cons: Place had a little mildew smell, when the flip came she grabbed a pillow covered in a garbage bag for my head. I politely declined LOL.

Overall good time and I will return.

[TotalKaos]

Any decent options in baltimore for this? "Stuck" on this side of the state for a bit and curious if SoL.

[ArtistOfWar1]

For those who are interested, I'd suggest checking the Northern Virginia MP forum first before making the drive. There are some outstanding Thai masseuses who are also very popular and hard to reach; I speak from experience. Others are more interested in making money than building up a client base and are prone to upsell. The level of service after the flip also varies, with some only providing a HJ (aka "standard NOVA"). Other Thai providers are willing to do more for an extra tip. Expect to spend a minimum of $120-160, more if you want FS or run into an upsell artist.

Agreed. It was hit or miss for a while until I found my favorites. And I still have a few I'm trying to catch up with. The extra costs and the drive time actually saves me money, sometimes😊.

[Tom McAn]

The NOVA Thais are worth the drive ime.

For those who are interested, I'd suggest checking the Northern Virginia MP forum first before making the drive. There are some outstanding Thai masseuses who are also very popular and hard to reach; I speak from experience. Others are more interested in making money than building up a client base and are prone to upsell. The level of service after the flip also varies, with some only providing a HJ (aka "standard NOVA"). Other Thai providers are willing to do more for an extra tip. Expect to spend a minimum of $120-160, more if you want FS or run into an upsell artist.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Ditto that! However, are there any real Thai masseuses in the Baltimore area? I know there a some in VA but don't want to travel that far.

The NOVA Thais are worth the drive ime.

[Jalb25]

Right! I was wondering the same.

Ditto that! However, are there any real Thai masseuses in the Baltimore area? I know there a some in VA but don't want to travel that far.

[Kris106]

Right! I was wondering the same.

Did I click on Thailand by mistake?

[Feldman]

Did I click on Thailand by mistake?

[Horsetrader]

Thank you for the info on Thailand. I have seen a few videos on Thailand and it seems that the freelancers and the girls at the Beer Bars and Go Go Clubs are the youngest and best looking there. Have fun in Thailand and take care.

If you are in a hooker zone, the girls are very aggressive, but not as aggressive as the lady boys. Right now the beer bar girls are very aggressive, there are too few customers. The agogo bar scene is basically dead now due to COVID rules.

Another place is by the Game something bar about 3 streets down. It's off the main road in the back street. Im thinking around Soi 12 there a area full of bars and its like a street party Not soi cowboy

I'm not sure that I've ever scouted Soi 12, there are many other interesting places and I don't have the time / energy / interest to scout all of them. Soi Cowboy is very weak and Nana Plaza is not even close to its former glory. There is a new cluster of tiny beer bars on Soi 7, which is quite interesting.

Anyone who is serious about Thailand mongering should check out internationalsexguide.nl.

[M1951]

Most Thai massage places have average to below average looking girls. Few are younger than 35, some are older than 60; many are 50ish (think RL quality appearance is typical, Thai, not Korean). But there are a few places that have one or two total hotties. On Monday I hit the jackpot on Sukhumvit Soi 24 in Bangkok. She had the perfect appearance for me, 27, 170 cm, 50 kg, long straight hair in braids, bubbly personality, beautiful face and a huge smile. Only imperfections were slightly soft tits, C-section scar, and difficult English. As soon as we got into the room, her tongue was down my throat and it kept going strong for the full 45 minutes. 1800 baht plus 400 baht tip (about $65 total). She did anything and everything except BBFS. By the end I was dripping of massage oil from my ribs to my knees, felt great! Finished with her giving me a shower, right in the massage room.

Don't expect to easily find a gem like this in Thailand or any other place. I've spent a total of about 6 months of my life in Thailand and that was the best massage experience of my life. Nothing else ever came close.

As for the actual massage, that never got started.

Another place is by the Game something bar about 3 streets down. It's off the main road in the back street. I’m thinking around Soi 12 there a area full of bars and it’s like a street party Not soi cowboy

[Nyyfan]

Most Thai massage places have average to below average looking girls. Few are younger than 35, some are older than 60; many are 50ish (think RL quality appearance is typical, Thai, not Korean). But there are a few places that have one or two total hotties. On Monday I hit the jackpot on Sukhumvit Soi 24 in Bangkok. She had the perfect appearance for me, 27, 170 cm, 50 kg, long straight hair in braids, bubbly personality, beautiful face and a huge smile. Only imperfections were slightly soft tits, C-section scar, and difficult English. As soon as we got into the room, her tongue was down my throat and it kept going strong for the full 45 minutes. 1800 baht plus 400 baht tip (about $65 total). She did anything and everything except BBFS. By the end I was dripping of massage oil from my ribs to my knees, felt great! Finished with her giving me a shower, right in the massage room.Don't expect to easily find a gem like this in Thailand or any other place. I've spent a total of about 6 months of my life in Thailand and that was the best massage experience of my life. Nothing else ever came close. As for the actual massage, that never got started.

Thank you for the info on Thailand. I have seen a few videos on Thailand and it seems that the freelancers and the girls at the Beer Bars and Go Go Clubs are the youngest and best looking there. Have fun in Thailand and take care.

[Horsetrader]

That sounds like heaven. Wish I could go there. Do the women in massage parlors look like the women from that scene in the movie rush hour 2? Its my dream to have massage therapists that looked like them.

Most Thai massage places have average to below average looking girls. Few are younger than 35, some are older than 60; many are 50ish (think RL quality appearance is typical, Thai, not Korean). But there are a few places that have one or two total hotties. On Monday I hit the jackpot on Sukhumvit Soi 24 in Bangkok. She had the perfect appearance for me, 27, 170 cm, 50 kg, long straight hair in braids, bubbly personality, beautiful face and a huge smile. Only imperfections were slightly soft tits, C-section scar, and difficult English. As soon as we got into the room, her tongue was down my throat and it kept going strong for the full 45 minutes. 1800 baht plus 400 baht tip (about $65 total). She did anything and everything except BBFS. By the end I was dripping of massage oil from my ribs to my knees, felt great! Finished with her giving me a shower, right in the massage room.

Don't expect to easily find a gem like this in Thailand or any other place. I've spent a total of about 6 months of my life in Thailand and that was the best massage experience of my life. Nothing else ever came close.

As for the actual massage, that never got started.

[HeavenKnows]

Did you see any other girls in there? What did they look like? I heard they were American and a black girl.

The only one I saw was Cici. Asian her ad states 35 but she was north of that https://adultsearch.com/maryland/bal...y-rubs/2676415.

[Kris106]

Who has the best massage? I am not talking about extras. I mean an actual massage. Age / race does not matter. I would actually prefer someone independent so I know that she will stick around for a while.

[MJC0994]

Thailand is a different world. I went just before Covid hit. Smooci is a website where you just order what you want. Freelancers can be aggressive depending on where you are, but everyone is nice. Actually had a girl almost get into my Grab (Thai Uber) behind me. Four major red light districts where anything goes. MPs run the gamut. Erotic MPs are openly marketed with full descriptions on websites. Others are less obvious, but easily up for negotiation. Hell, you can even stop by a BJ bar where you go in and get a beer before you go upstairs.

That sounds like heaven. Wish I could go there. Do the women in massage parlors look like the women from that scene in the movie rush hour 2? Its my dream to have massage therapists that looked like them.