Massage Parlor Reports

[BigErection]

As a long time and frequent flier along the Hershey Highway, I call foul. Yes. Occasionally there will be an unintended extraction of fudge. That's just par for the course. However, if you are subjected to an aroma that would gag a maggot, something is terribly wrong. Run for the hills! Cap that well! Never again plunge your man pole in that particularly horrible odoriferous hole! That's not how the creator intended the forbidden input. She probably needs more fiber in her diet, but it's still a hole that could traumatize you sufficiently to ruin anal permanently. My God! We don't want to go there!

If you want a receptive butthole, you will have better luck with Latinas overall than Asians. YMMV. Good luck in your quest and let us all know when you find your new Greek goddess so that we too may deliver our loads in respect.

Thanks to all the mongers for your feedback. Actually the smell wasn't that bad. It just smelt like latex, astroglide, and shit. The shitty scent was similar to dirty diaper scent, which is a big turnoff on several levels.

I will try to ask her if I can give out her number, not sure how she will react. Not sure how many mongers are allowed to go in thru the out door.

A few years back there was cute provider named Innocent Monica who let me fuck her tight little asshole. I pulled my dick out, and the condom was all covered in blood. She quickly grabbed the condom with a Kleenex and said "don't look at that".

[Grimmy23]

All seem to be pretty much the same. I opt for the 1 hr at 60 for the house. It seems like 30 minutes just means a lackluster massage and rushed experience. Tips have been consistent at 60 for nude HE.

In 30+ years of mongering, I have found that at MOST AMP's, it makes very little difference whether you go for 30 minutes or an hour. Either way you're going to get a rush job 90% of the time. At some places, the hour gets you extra amenities such as a table shower. At most places, 30 minutes really means about 50, and 60 minutes really means about 30. Either way it's make you pop as soon as possible and get you out the door for the next guy. There are exceptions of course. One of the things I like about Bamboo is that you actually get an hour service when you pay for an hour there, and given the cheap house fee for an hour that's very commendable. And it's more or less a real massage, not a half assed AMP special.

[Taws6]

If your going to plunge the sewer, be prepared: when you're done, the trap closes so sewer gas won't leak fumes. The stench is on YOUR plunger. YOU have to get up and wash. It's your drain snake that came out stinky.

I'm pretty sure the gals you might see in the videos doing anal Especially the ones doing ass to mouth have taken precautions by taking a dump before a shoot and one (likely more) enemas.

Not spontaneous, and likely not every day.

[Twa132]

Thanks for the reports! We don't usually get many reviews from Brea. Can you let us know the damage?

All seem to be pretty much the same. I opt for the 1 hr at 60 for the house. It seems like 30 minutes just means a lackluster massage and rushed experience. Tips have been consistent at 60 for nude HE.

[FrankFromMesa]

Thanks for the reports! We don't usually get many reviews from Brea. Can you let us know the damage?

Good morning,

After a long time of lurking, I thought it would be good to share some reports from my first few months in this mongering hobby!

I broke into the AMP scene at Queen Bee's in Brea. Close to where I work and I'm a convenient location for me to grab some pizza and a HE. Each time that I've stopped has been with Julie. Decent massage, great teasing and basic HE. Willing to offer BBBJ, no FS. Supposedly the mamasan, CiCi, is strict about this. Seen CiCi at the door and she is a scary mean looking Chinese lady. Julie is not the best looking, tiny perky tits and just a little bit of a tummy. Super sweet and is a safe bet for a good lunch break.

Just down the road in Brea is Leisure Time Family Massage. I went there looking for a legit massage, but left with an awkward HE. Great service by Tiffany. Great massage, fantastic nude HE, but wasn't expected when I walked in. Especially with a name like Family Massage.

But my crown jewel for reports brings me down Chapman in Orange to Sara Thai. If you like tiny Thai / Vietnamese spinners, this is your place! Rachel and Leeny are tiny petite goddesses. They are fully tattooed, so if that isn't your thing, then so be warned. No FS, just great 10/10 HEs. Also, if you are into TS, then they have Candie working there as well. (Not my thing, but to each their own!

Cheers!

[JustChekIn]

First time poster here. Just wanted to ask the longer community a question. I've been seeing a mature provider late 40's early 50's and she allows covered anal finish (with BBBJ and massage and of course CFS). She is the only masseuse who allows me to pound her in the ass.

The dilemma: after I cum and when I pull out, it smells like dirty diapers and I almost feel like barfing up in my throat when I smell that. My question: should I stop visiting this provider and keep searching and searching? Is this normal?(the smell of shit) should I value this provider for the novelty? Am I too nit picky? Thanks in advance.

If your going to plunge the sewer, be prepared: when you're done, the trap closes so sewer gas won't leak fumes. The stench is on YOUR plunger. YOU have to get up and wash. It's your drain snake that came out stinky.

[Plasma Spray]

Thanks for the report. Were you a walk-in or did you make an appointment? Roaming allowed?

I called ahead about half hour. I always roam to see if J can get to the finish line.

As far as damage. $50 for the door. Did not do anything negotiated before hand. One thing lead to the other and I left happier than the korean places at Enclave and Tustin. Left the place with a skip in my steps but not because I was $$ lighter (total OTD). Just happier at the great experience! LOL.

[Plasma Spray]

I think the place its Zen Thai Spa. I couldn't find any reviews on this place. But will give place a try.

Very astute. I am assuming you are using the big head here!. I would have failed! LOL!

[Slammer6008]

If she provides good service and she's a hidden gem, it's worth keeping her. Do keep searching, using online researches and getting out there yourself.

Let's see does the Gem work in garden grove!! I can guess in three questions. Is the first one a yes?

[SpreadEmWide]

Hey Guys, So I decided to take plunge and try the "Spa" door. Very discrete. Walk in and have to wait a second for one of the girls to open the 2nd door. I drew Ah-Po (that's how she pronounced it). She was wearing a very nice knit white dress-skirt. She was late 20's and a spinner body, nice ass and C's oh natural. She is extremely flirty and talked about my soft skin and asked about my work in her broken english. It was 50 for the HH and then she wouldn't budge off 100 for a BJ so the little head was in dire need so that is what it was. A little pricey but after the 20 minute massage, she flipped me over, stripped down and gave a very enthusiastic CBJ. Allowed roaming FOA and FOV Tried to go inside Vag but she stopped. After, she wanted to cuddle and gave me a few kisses and asked me to come back. She was great. I would repeate with more cash to go full service. Although pricey, she was young, cute, flirtry and fun.

Help a brother out. Where is this place and name?. Thanks!

[SpreadEmWide]

Places were ok. Besides fc Lucy at flex in Wm. Nothing really stands out.

I heard 440 Rose spa or honey has FS still?

He places oasis spa in Sa still was ok. I'm not going to post too much details about pricing. But if you been in this hobby long enough you mongers knows what's fair and should pay the girls that.

I'm going to toftt at stars new locations. Well let you mongers know by Wed.

[Alkalinedio]

I'm a fan of the Greek, it's just me. I've had one or two "scent" experiences & I've now found I prefer to do anal sideways spooning and just kiss them as you do it, you'll never smell it.

I also then go straight to the shower I don't even look down LOL just soap and hot water and bam, ready for another round soon. That's just me.

Doggy whether it's anal or normal, that is the easiest position for the "wiff" to come float up to your nose!

Have fun.

AD.

Yup! I've only gone up the poop shute once when I was a teen. My gf wanted to try everything once. It was hurting too much so we stopped. Smelling her B hole when I pulled out was enough that I didn't ask for anal again. We talked about this subject at work a few years ago and everyone said the same thing. " It stinks!" It's never been my thing, but as I've aged I lost my sense of smell. I wouldn't mind giving it another shot. Could you PM me her info?

[CalTheImpaler]

First time poster here. Just wanted to ask the longer community a question. I've been seeing a mature provider late 40's early 50's and she allows covered anal finish (with BBBJ and massage and of course CFS). She is the only masseuse who allows me to pound her in the ass.

The dilemma: after I cum and when I pull out, it smells like dirty diapers and I almost feel like barfing up in my throat when I smell that. My question: should I stop visiting this provider and keep searching and searching? Is this normal?(the smell of shit) should I value this provider for the novelty? Am I too nit picky? Thanks in advance.

As a long time and frequent flier along the Hershey Highway, I call foul. Yes. Occasionally there will be an unintended extraction of fudge. That's just par for the course. However, if you are subjected to an aroma that would gag a maggot, something is terribly wrong. Run for the hills! Cap that well! Never again plunge your man pole in that particularly horrible odoriferous hole! That's not how the creator intended the forbidden input. She probably needs more fiber in her diet, but it's still a hole that could traumatize you sufficiently to ruin anal permanently. My God! We don't want to go there!

If you want a receptive butthole, you will have better luck with Latinas overall than Asians. YMMV. Good luck in your quest and let us all know when you find your new Greek goddess so that we too may deliver our loads in respect.

[Porkys1980]

Read through some of the old posts and see how often people complain about not getting to see the girl they requested, especially at a popular place like Bamboo. I text Bamboo MMS the night before to request my girl and haven't once been turned away. I typically ask for the first appointment of the day, hoping I'll get a clean sheet and a girl without too many sweaty paw prints on her breasts. And if you're going for a BB ride, being the first man in means you're not squishing around in some other monger's load.

If you know the regular work crew. Then you should have their number to make an appointment. No call ins ever for me. Plus put a rubber on it.

[Porkys1980]

I'll go first.

Best.

Pm in Tustin. Lilian. BJ he.

Sunny reflexology. Lucy Liu. Does it all.

O spa. Laguna hills. Yuri and mamason / Mary 4 hand special. He and FS.

Worst spas.

Honey. 440 fair. Stole my $60 from back pocket.

Lucky spa. 440. Fat asses and bad att.

Total relax. Total joke. Old gilfs. And le outside all the time.