Massage Parlor Reports

[Twa132]

Good morning,

After a long time of lurking, I thought it would be good to share some reports from my first few months in this mongering hobby!

I broke into the AMP scene at Queen Bee's in Brea. Close to where I work and I'm a convenient location for me to grab some pizza and a HE. Each time that I've stopped has been with Julie. Decent massage, great teasing and basic HE. Willing to offer BBBJ, no FS. Supposedly the mamasan, CiCi, is strict about this. Seen CiCi at the door and she is a scary mean looking Chinese lady. Julie is not the best looking, tiny perky tits and just a little bit of a tummy. Super sweet and is a safe bet for a good lunch break.

Just down the road in Brea is Leisure Time Family Massage. I went there looking for a legit massage, but left with an awkward HE. Great service by Tiffany. Great massage, fantastic nude HE, but wasn't expected when I walked in. Especially with a name like Family Massage.

But my crown jewel for reports brings me down Chapman in Orange to Sara Thai. If you like tiny Thai / Vietnamese spinners, this is your place! Rachel and Leeny are tiny petite goddesses. They are fully tattooed, so if that isn't your thing, then so be warned. No FS, just great 10/10 HEs. Also, if you are into TS, then they have Candie working there as well. (Not my thing, but to each their own!

Cheers!

[Heartless Jay]

How often / common is it that you guys request an appointment the day before? I kinda want to see a lady early / fresh in the AM.

Read through some of the old posts and see how often people complain about not getting to see the girl they requested, especially at a popular place like Bamboo. I text Bamboo MMS the night before to request my girl and haven't once been turned away. I typically ask for the first appointment of the day, hoping I'll get a clean sheet and a girl without too many sweaty paw prints on her breasts. And if you're going for a BB ride, being the first man in means you're not squishing around in some other monger's load.

[BigErection]

First time poster here. Just wanted to ask the longer community a question. I've been seeing a mature provider late 40's early 50's and she allows covered anal finish (with BBBJ and massage and of course CFS). She is the only masseuse who allows me to pound her in the ass.

The dilemma: after I cum and when I pull out, it smells like dirty diapers and I almost feel like barfing up in my throat when I smell that. My question: should I stop visiting this provider and keep searching and searching? Is this normal?(the smell of shit) should I value this provider for the novelty? Am I too nit picky? Thanks in advance.

[Grimmy23]

Just FYI I tipped. 45 got everything you did plus a little extra so c'mon. Man bring the tip price down, inflation on everything and gas prices already killing our wallets, don't need the standard tip price to go up as well. You have tons of post so you been around for while help us all save money.

To know that negotiating the girls down too much can have negative long term consequences. Yeah, once in a while you can get someone down 20 bucks or so. But in most cases if you want to be a regular somewhere or with a certain provider, you don't want to be "that guy" either. There's a time and a place for everything. This isn't a one size fits all situation. Most of us also aren't going to negotiate much when a cute young provider has one hand wrapped around your shaft and one finger from the other hand up your butthole.

I've been around long enough to not over til for the meh, run of the mill jackhammer handjob. But I'm also not going to stuff someone who spends and hour doing some semblance of a real massage and gives a good release while allowing access to her body parts. I'm not going to grossly overtop that either. If you're worried about some people tipping 60 instead of 45 for a good service then you're in the wrong hobby.

[Taws6]

I honestly think that the days of getting a quality HJ, I mean one with a long drawn out edging and a semi GFE for 40 are long gone. Today for 40 you're talking either an old skank or a super rushed jackhammer experience. Wish it weren't the case but I just don't think your expectations are lined up with reality. Not saying we should reward the shitty attitude or the jackhammer with 60, I'm just saying that if a girl goes the extra mile to make me feel good and she remembers how I want junior treated from week to week, I will reward her with a few extra bucks and a repeat visit. Go ahead, beat me up for saying this, bit hey, except for the rare Lucys out there, you get what you pay for.

Dreams in Santa Ana, house 40, tip 100, FS, pending on when you go, you can get young, or can get old. Plus there are places around (HX that girls can range from ugly at 120 half, to slamming good time for 180 and hot). Willing to Drive to some LA cities (baldwin park, CoI), you can get some great service.

I understand what you are saying, prices on everthing can & do go up, but then again, it is also possible for rates to decline in stagnant ecomomies. Are we there like in Carter's era? Dunno.

[Oc Amper]

Happy in tustin or happy in sa.

Happy in SA.

[Porkys1980]

You talking about the 40 or so year old viet chick? She's around if so.

She works at vt sometimes.

[Porkys1980]

Two newbs have been pimping Elegant in CM pretty hard the last few weeks. Posts sound like BP ads. Hot young chix, new talent every week, run, don't walk, don't miss out. LOL.

Have yet to see a detailed report, like where the place is located (this in itself is an enigma), what type of spa it is, house fee, tip fees, the usual stuff we need to know. Any veterans been there that could fill in some of the details?

Is all the hype true, or are the newbs fake accounts working for the spa to spread free advertising?

You know what they say, if it sounds too good to be true, well you know.

Why would a monger share a very good place with cray mongers. Trying to keep it low key LOL and keep the goods to ourselves.

[Porkys1980]

As with 90% of BP ads, hot, young chicks etc it's all BS. TOFTT, Chinese, 30's, huge undefined ass, paid for nuru, she left the top on and 15 seconds in tried to turn it into a jackhammer. I know the routine by now, so I put my pants on and GTFO. If still interested, it's on Harbor. Text them and they'll send you the addy.

I got a younger blondie. Not chubby. No FS. Good he though.

One time. I coulda had FS. Didn't want to. Head or tail mentioned this girl Jenny. But Jenny wasnt working. I guesss some mongers like to promo their own places. All good Elegant hosts at different places. So maybe you got the wrong place that day?

Elegant moves around their business, I went to 440 last time that's wha they texted me to go to.

[CubeBrick]

Miss Saigon offers erotic services for ladies. They are quite skilled.

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Last time I brought with me a stripper whom I patronize regularly, she was very curious and wanted to try it out. She was able to cum 3 x and got soaking dripping wet, LOL. It was awesome.

[SportsNews]

I tipped her. 6 for a nice slow HJ with a lot of teasing, but that was for an hour massage where I got the full hour and she did a lot of work. She also allowed some otc roaming up top and did a little bit of butt play (just in the crack though. As I mentioned in my post she didn't put a finger in. I was hoping when she started cleaning my crack out with a hot towel that it would be coming but it was just a bu ch of teasing). She was cute, did a nice job, and was worth every penny. Charlie on the other hand will ask for more. She's been around the block a few times and knows how to get it. If you tip her more you do get better service, and also as I mentioned I've had no problems getting her top off and her pants down to her knees. But. Based in the guidelines that some people like to set, you have to overtip to get that. Otherwise you just get the standard mechanical HJ.

Now add the high end nuru places where between the house fee and the tip you spend 200 "for just a HJ. " Those places have their value and I enjoy indulging once in a while, but many people here would say "it's just an expensive HJ. " To me, an hour with a fully naked young hottie who gives me a lot of body to body contact and allows unfettered mutual touching is worth the premium price once in a while. The contrast is the Bamboos of the world where it's cheap, but it's an entirely different experience..

Just FYI I tipped. 45 got everything you did plus a little extra so c'mon. Man bring the tip price down, inflation on everything and gas prices already killing our wallets, don't need the standard tip price to go up as well. You have tons of post so you been around for while help us all save money.

[Grimmy23]

I'm a big fan of bamboo. Andy and Jessica are my go to. Andy is cuter but Jessica does tend to tease more / but play.

So I just want to make sure us mongers are all aligned. A HJ - . 4 tip, a HJ w / provider goes nude or allows more touching - . 6.

This is based on a 30-60 min massage correct? If you get a 99 min massage maybe add another. 1 to the tips I lost above.

Is that fair? Because I was given Charlie for a 1/2 hr massage when my other two were busy and gave her. 4 for a so-so massage and mechanical HJ that wasn't all that. But she was somewhat cute. Not Andy cute but cuter. And when I gave her the tip she didn't seem to thrilled. But f* that. More than enough.

I tipped her. 6 for a nice slow HJ with a lot of teasing, but that was for an hour massage where I got the full hour and she did a lot of work. She also allowed some otc roaming up top and did a little bit of butt play (just in the crack though. As I mentioned in my post she didn't put a finger in. I was hoping when she started cleaning my crack out with a hot towel that it would be coming but it was just a bu ch of teasing). She was cute, did a nice job, and was worth every penny. Charlie on the other hand will ask for more. She's been around the block a few times and knows how to get it. If you tip her more you do get better service, and also as I mentioned I've had no problems getting her top off and her pants down to her knees. But. Based in the guidelines that some people like to set, you have to overtip to get that. Otherwise you just get the standard mechanical HJ.

Now add the high end nuru places where between the house fee and the tip you spend 200 "for just a HJ. " Those places have their value and I enjoy indulging once in a while, but many people here would say "it's just an expensive HJ. " To me, an hour with a fully naked young hottie who gives me a lot of body to body contact and allows unfettered mutual touching is worth the premium price once in a while. The contrast is the Bamboos of the world where it's cheap, but it's an entirely different experience.

So bottom line is I think it's nice to have guidelines, but what you tip depends on many different factors, and whether or not it's worth it depends on the experience you get from it.

[VinnieJenkins]

Thought I'd TOFTT and try this new place by the Newport Lexus. On Quail St.

Saw Ana and Natalie on different days. $50 for 30 min.

Ana was uoung and very attentive but Nat was a MILF!

Thought I made a mistake when I first open the door as I thought it was a typical Nail place with all those chairs with foot baths. But the front lady took me right back to a private room in the back.

Undressed and got a great massage both times plua the extras. Learnt after the first time to bring my rubbee otherwise. You know the deal!

Found out the front lady 's name was Lynn and also very doable but don't know if she does anything.

The place is 2022 and parking is in the back.

I think the place its Zen Thai Spa. I couldn't find any reviews on this place. But will give place a try.

[DonkeyPuncha]

How often / common is it that you guys request an appointment the day before? I kinda want to see a lady early / fresh in the AM.

[Smitty88]

Thought I'd TOFTT and try this new place by the Newport Lexus. On Quail St.

Saw Ana and Natalie on different days. $50 for 30 min.

Ana was uoung and very attentive but Nat was a MILF!

Thought I made a mistake when I first open the door as I thought it was a typical Nail place with all those chairs with foot baths. But the front lady took me right back to a private room in the back.

Undressed and got a great massage both times plua the extras. Learnt after the first time to bring my rubbee otherwise. You know the deal!

Found out the front lady 's name was Lynn and also very doable but don't know if she does anything.

The place is 2022 and parking is in the back.

Will be back. I tipped very well as I left quite happy both times! Enjoy fellas!

Thanks for the report. Were you a walk-in or did you make an appointment? Roaming allowed?