Massage Parlor Reports

[Caribe]

What's Hx LOL.

https://www.humaniplex.com

[Westttwon]

Yo, has anyone ever paid for their entire visit with a credit card? Some of my buddies will pay for the door fee with card and carry cash for a tip. But has anyone done the whole thing with a credit card?

[UciMagic]

I'm a regular reader, I know I'm not a regular poster, though I think my few posts have been decent. I try not to take without too much giving.

But, I want to take some advice or recommendation now.

My funds are watched pretty carefully, so I go get a massage every now and then when my shoulder is hurting again. It tends to be budget AMPs because credit card for house fee plus tip, and I can't get away with big tips without raising some flags. Anyway, seems to happen every few weeks. Wink Wink. I keep telling my SO that she should come with me or go get a massage for herself, so I don't feel so spoiled. She never does. She doesn't want to waste money on that type of thing. (And I'm very okay with offering but having her reject the offer!

Well, I think she is willing to go. So now I'm trying to find a place that might do couples massage, or possibly just massage both of us in separate rooms. Trying to find a place that's got decent looking ladies, maybe, but not 'obvious' ones. Many of the places I frequent have a milfy Asian (perfectly fine with me) wearing tight see-through tights or a low cut shirt, etc.

Young Zi on brookhurst is my recommendation to throw her off your trail😁 I've taken mine there a few times. $45/ hr plus tip. Careful, she might go with you all the time here now.

[Friendlylurker]

Lila at VT.

Short girl little round (Snooki body) but has nice D tits. I walked in she instantly asked if I had been there before and what I wanted I said a nuru is good. Takes off her closes tell me to just relax and only touching with hands. Massage was 4/10 and I'm someone who likes the massage part to be well done too. Slight teasing. And on the slip I fingered a little while she was serving me. Little bit of dirty talk but over 5/10 experience. Felt rushed and nonchalant. Wouldn't go back. She was nice though.

Jacky at VT.

Asian women late 30's probably. Really nice fake tits and knows what's she's doing. Doesn't speak much English but will give you a good massage and than slide all over on the flip. Really makes you want to stick it in. Seen her twice but only ever gotten HJ with chest play. Could probably get more if you asked. I'm tempted to see her again to see how far I can get. 8/10 would go again.

Only other girl I've seen recently is Esme at pure relax. Not much to say. A little chubby nice big tits but didn't really know what she was doing and took me a while to get done which is almost never the case. Would not see here again.

I used to really enjoy seeing Jacky, she would give a nice sensual nuru with FS. Since becoming a regular, she rushes everything, no nuru and wants me to finish asap. I couldn't even finish the last time I saw her because I was expecting the rush and just couldn't get into it.

If she is treating you right, go for it, she used to be a lot of fun for me.

[Grimmy23]

I'm a regular reader, I know I'm not a regular poster, though I think my few posts have been decent. I try not to take without too much giving.

But, I want to take some advice or recommendation now.

My funds are watched pretty carefully, so I go get a massage every now and then when my shoulder is hurting again. It tends to be budget AMPs because credit card for house fee plus tip, and I can't get away with big tips without raising some flags. Anyway, seems to happen every few weeks. Wink Wink. I keep telling my SO that she should come with me or go get a massage for herself, so I don't feel so spoiled. She never does. She doesn't want to waste money on that type of thing. (And I'm very okay with offering but having her reject the offer!

Well, I think she is willing to go. So now I'm trying to find a place that might do couples massage, or possibly just massage both of us in separate rooms. Trying to find a place that's got decent looking ladies, maybe, but not 'obvious' ones. Many of the places I frequent have a milfy Asian (perfectly fine with me) wearing tight see-through tights or a low cut shirt, etc.

And finally, generally speaking with a couples massage, does the SO (female) feel more comfortable with a guy massaging her or a girl, or doesn't matter? (Assuming no extras to be offered for her.).

Thanks for sharing your thoughts.

Honestly your best bet is to go to one of the chain massage places that has couples massage. Most have couples rooms with two tables so you can get massages together in the same room. I wouldn't recommend Massage Envy, but Burke Williams, Hand & Stone, or Elements are all good bets. You'll spend $100 each by the time you tip your therapists, but that will highlight the benefits of massage to your SO and maybe get your budget up a little. Some people go to the crappy (legit) Asian places where you can get massage cheaper, but I don't recommend that. You're probably going to get an inadequately trained, unlicensed provider working in conditions that don't meet sanitary standards for spas. For a real therapeutic, legit massage you have to go to someone who's professionally trained and licensed, and that costs a bit more.

Male therapists vs female. That depends on personal preferences. I have clients both male and female who only want to see male therapists because the perception is that males provide firmer pressure (not true, but some think so). I have female clients who would never let a male MT touch them, and I have female clients who specifically request males. It's all legit massage and private parts stay covered, so it doesn't matter a whole lot.

Just don't go to a legit place looking for an "attractive" provider. If you give out that vibe you'll get yourself banned and possibly reported to police. Legit places hire therapists based on their massage skills, not based on how they look. Touch any of them inappropriately or ask for extras and you'll create a world of problems for yourself, possibly including criminal charges. Offer extra money for a HJ and you'll likely have a police report filed against you for solicitation. Keep that stuff in the AMPs where it belongs.

[Slammer6008]

Be more specific. Thanks LOL.

It's a massage Place where you get your Winkie sucked an fucked! Is that better.

[BrodieCuffs]

LOL! Where are these night clubs? Got some club names? I'd like to try some pickup lines on some GILFs.

Now I'm curious, I've been on the civilian side recently and could use a granny LMAO.

Lucy just gets the job done on a moment's notice, assuming she's in. I'm not a good person LOL.

[Mr Plumber]

I don't feel as strongly as some about Cindy at My Happy but since she's gone, I wanted to check out the provider who replaced her. This afternoon, I went to check her out. Thankfully, road construction at Bolsa and Brookhurst was over so, no traffic jam.

What ever has been said about Cindy, Anna is worse. She's 5'6" and chubby. She wears a lot of eye makeup. She was wearing some sort of risqu black top, showing her fat back. I took one look at her and said hello then goodbye. So, I can't comment on her service. Her looks, alone, turned me off.

As far as I know, My Happy is still the bargain basement entry fee for a 60 minute session that gives extras but the providers I saw leave a lot to be desired.

I've been endulging with Angela at MHF the last couple months. Very accommodating and sweet for a pushing-50 therapist. The last visit this past Tuesday the door fee went up to $40/ hour for me. Must be to pay for the new framed, dry-walled cubicles construction. No more small, curtained space to get your groove on. You boys who like her knees on the floor show or bend her over the table now have sufficient room to work. Now if they'd only bring in some sub-30 spinners with big Bs I'd be 'happy. '.

[JakeForTheWin]

There must be a lot of new girls here not being told the ropes. So this is my second visit here where a younger girl didn't really understand the norms and normal prices. The last time the girl told me there was a donation for extras and I told her I knew and she got completely undressed.

This time same thing, young 28 year old cute Asian petite girl. She was very nice and spoke broken English with enough to have a conversation. Massage was good, table walked and it was good because she was so dang light. Let me touch all over throughout massage and she was completely nude. On the flip l, light teasing and started to play with jr. She bent over and let me FIV while she continued HJ as I fingered her and fondled her little A cups.

Finished and she cleaned me up. I tipped her 80 for full nude and fiv because it was almost GFE and she was confused and said it's usually 100. I told her no for full nude and only HJ usually 80 is more than good. Told her anything past that should be BJ or FS.

Same issue with previous younger girl.

This one's name was lina and she works Thursday and Friday's.

I did 30 minutes for 45.

Well at least I know I'm not the only who thinks the new girls here don't know what they're doing. I saw Lena a while back and I usually go for nuru. I've been here several times so I know Kelly and she recommends good girls but Lena was average. I asked for nuru and she told me she doesn't do nuru only nude. I said no a HJ would be fine, she asked for a Benjamin, I told her no that's what I pay for nuru. Ended up giving 4 Jackson's. Same thing with skylar, she's not attractive BTW, short, chubby and session is lackluster, I asked for nuru and she said. 120, told her I only have 1 Benjamin, she said it's fine but next time. 120.

I'm hesitant to try out other girls here, like candie since my last two experiences weren't so great.

[Porkys1980]

Go my son report back to me only and you'll be rewarded with 1000 virgins. And 15 slammer bucks.

Be more specific. Thanks LOL.

[Slammer6008]

Hey slammer, it's been a few months for me but today I texted the boss at 6*. I got photos but no names. If I go this weekend I will definitely report.

Go my son report back to me only and you'll be rewarded with 1000 virgins. And 15 slammer bucks.

[DaveSC]

I'm a regular reader, I know I'm not a regular poster, though I think my few posts have been decent. I try not to take without too much giving.

But, I want to take some advice or recommendation now.

My funds are watched pretty carefully, so I go get a massage every now and then when my shoulder is hurting again. It tends to be budget AMPs because credit card for house fee plus tip, and I can't get away with big tips without raising some flags. Anyway, seems to happen every few weeks. Wink Wink. I keep telling my SO that she should come with me or go get a massage for herself, so I don't feel so spoiled. She never does. She doesn't want to waste money on that type of thing. (And I'm very okay with offering but having her reject the offer!

Well, I think she is willing to go. So now I'm trying to find a place that might do couples massage, or possibly just massage both of us in separate rooms. Trying to find a place that's got decent looking ladies, maybe, but not 'obvious' ones. Many of the places I frequent have a milfy Asian (perfectly fine with me) wearing tight see-through tights or a low cut shirt, etc.

And finally, generally speaking with a couples massage, does the SO (female) feel more comfortable with a guy massaging her or a girl, or doesn't matter? (Assuming no extras to be offered for her.).

Thanks for sharing your thoughts.

[DaveSC]

I guess its HB, kinda on the north side closer to Seal Beach-ish.

Bolsa Chica and Edinger.

I remember a few years back, pre-covid, going there a few times and getting the standard service. It was nice, a little tease, a little HJ, at a place that was not as known, at least I hadn't seen it being talked about. So it was more 'exciting' not knowing if it was regular at this place or not.

Tried calling their number, I think they were closed down longer than a lot of the others, because they never answered and the door was always locked. Last week I ended up getting through, so they are open. I went in, cute (for me, cute is 40 ish 6/10 or better) Viet greeted me. Not who I remember (I think Mia) but was willing to give it a go. Took my money, led me to room. Then in walks the 3/10 (being generous.) Not outright ugly, just not someone who's even trying to be attractive. 50+, a bit overweight, thick cotton tights that went down just below the knee. But heck, figured I'd see where this was going. Was fine if it wasn't going anywhere. Was fine if it did.

Massage was decent, maybe a 6, the towel covered the goods, but she moved it off to the side here and there during the massage, as if to say, "we'll leave this here in case we need it". I did the calf-brush, and even up to the back of the thigh, I probably could have roamed OTC anywhere over the tights. But I figure, if I go that far, I'm stuck with the minimum $40, and at this point, I wasn't sure. Rarely do I make it out without a HJ, even if unpleasant and rushed.

On the flip, same 'push the towel far to the side' teasing technique, but never actually touching me. I grabbed myself (under the towel) and she told me that she's fine if I take care of myself.

Ended up passing. Half hour, standard $. 4 and wanted to leave her a nice 20% tip ($10) for the massage, but all I had was Jacksons, and I didn't want to ask for change, so she got a $20 tip. More than she deserved.

Still want to go back there, even if I got the same treatment but from the 6/10, it'd be fun. Overall, disappointed.

Sorry, I didn't get the names. RM has 30+ reviews, but all old, and the 'Sara' name sounded familiar for the one I wanted that day.

[JerryX]

Humaniplex.

Another bedpage type of site, thanks.

[JerryX]

What is q reflex? I'm curious to look them up in RM.

Its called Q Life Reflexology, just google it.