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**Bitter Melon** · 02-19-22 16:22

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**Dieter Braun** · 02-19-22 16:01

So you started your visit with "How many have you been with today? That's your small talk "ice breaker"? DO NOT retire from the hobby! Because if that's any kind of indication of your "game" with women, you can expect ZERO success in the non-professional world.

Originally Posted by BitterMelon [View Original Post]

I went to MM for the second time ever on a weekday earlier this week. It was really hot in Orlando / Central Florida. I was finally greeted by the elusive Keiko (Kiko?) at the side door after knocking twice and waiting 45-60 seconds. Was expecting her to look like dynamite after many of you mentioned she is very pretty, but found her to be ok -- maybe because she also wasn't wearing makeup. Anyway I asked her "Who is working today?" And she said they are all good. It was then at the very beginning I realized I messed up my visit. I proceeded to specifically ask if Amanda or Sophia was working, then she got testy / cranky and said if I wanted their business or not, so I paid the house fee and in I went to the closet near the front. $$ is a bit of an investment for me, so I needed to know specifically. During the walk in the hallway she asked if it was my first time, and I said no it was my second (because April was working the front last month). I asked again for Amanda but she said she was not working that day, so I opted for Sophia. Sat in the closet for about four minutes.

Was led to the room and in greeted Sophia, and asked her if she remembered me (don't think she did at first). We went to the TS, and I funnily asked: "How many have you been with so far today?" I think that struck a nerve. Then after slip 'and slide with some LFK and BBBJ and before exiting the shower to go back to the room, I asked her nonchalantly "so when will you stop / retire from this and get settled?" For some reason I was just making too much casual side talk and being too nosey. She told me this at the very end of our session that I should not ask those questions because they are rude / bad-mannered. I guess it's like her asking how many I've been with (which is not very much at all). I now know why many of you have said "don't ask stupid questions" because I also asked her in the room if the $ is good from this. Gosh growing up I've always been nosy, but I really took this visit to another level. Please don't follow my example otherwise you will get an educated scolding from Kiko and the provider. Yikes. I also realized she doesn't like her chest to be licked because she used her forearm to gently brush me away after a few seconds of attention on both. Also in the room at the end she would immediately wipe them off with a towel. Also feel like Sophia's chest got slightly bigger from the last visit.

In the room there was mish, DATY, some more BBBJ and eventually CIM. During mish I became soft pretty soon and similar to DelandMan's post below, a little bit of the music, but I think it's because I felt guilty / not emotionally attached. It was at that point I realized this hobby is not for me. She tried to get me going again and then ACG but became limp again. Even drinking three (yes, three) of their small water bottles didn't help, and I was thirsty because it was a hot day. Light massage when finished then knock on the door. I remember I used to be able to MSOG when I was younger six years ago. Keiko showed me out to the front instead of the back because auntie / cook was sleeping in the back, which is weird because I was able to exit out back my first time. Now I know this hobby is not for me at all, so I'm going to retire (good riddance because now you all have one less 'monger') or it's best to find a place that is lower in $ and doesn't need to be CFS. Just LFK / DFK and BBBJCIM is fine in my book. And maybe if the provider is open to small talk. I do too much small talk.

I'm open to criticism and feedback. Replies and DMs are welcome.

**Bitter Melon** · 02-19-22 15:37

I went to MM for the second time ever on a weekday earlier this week. It was really hot in Orlando / Central Florida. I was finally greeted by the elusive Keiko (Kiko?) at the side door after knocking twice and waiting 45-60 seconds. Was expecting her to look like dynamite after many of you mentioned she is very pretty, but found her to be ok -- maybe because she also wasn't wearing makeup. Anyway I asked her "Who is working today?" And she said they are all good. It was then at the very beginning I realized I messed up my visit. I proceeded to specifically ask if Amanda or Sophia was working, then she got testy / cranky and said if I wanted their business or not, so I paid the house fee and in I went to the closet near the front. $$ is a bit of an investment for me, so I needed to know specifically. During the walk in the hallway she asked if it was my first time, and I said no it was my second (because April was working the front last month). I asked again for Amanda but she said she was not working that day, so I opted for Sophia. Sat in the closet for about four minutes.

Was led to the room and in greeted Sophia, and asked her if she remembered me (don't think she did at first). We went to the TS, and I funnily asked: "How many have you been with so far today?" I think that struck a nerve. Then after slip 'and slide with some LFK and BBBJ and before exiting the shower to go back to the room, I asked her nonchalantly "so when will you stop / retire from this and get settled?" For some reason I was just making too much casual side talk and being too nosey. She told me this at the very end of our session that I should not ask those questions because they are rude / bad-mannered. I guess it's like her asking how many I've been with (which is not very much at all). I now know why many of you have said "don't ask stupid questions" because I also asked her in the room if the $ is good from this. Gosh growing up I've always been nosy, but I really took this visit to another level. Please don't follow my example otherwise you will get an educated scolding from Kiko and the provider. Yikes. I also realized she doesn't like her chest to be licked because she used her forearm to gently brush me away after a few seconds of attention on both. Also in the room at the end she would immediately wipe them off with a towel. Also feel like Sophia's chest got slightly bigger from the last visit.

In the room there was mish, DATY, some more BBBJ and eventually CIM. During mish I became soft pretty soon and similar to DelandMan's post below, a little bit of the music, but I think it's because I felt guilty / not emotionally attached. It was at that point I realized this hobby is not for me. She tried to get me going again and then ACG but became limp again. Even drinking three (yes, three) of their small water bottles didn't help, and I was thirsty because it was a hot day. Light massage when finished then knock on the door. I remember I used to be able to MSOG when I was younger six years ago. Keiko showed me out to the front instead of the back because auntie / cook was sleeping in the back, which is weird because I was able to exit out back my first time. Now I know this hobby is not for me at all, so I'm going to retire (good riddance because now you all have one less 'monger') or it's best to find a place that is lower in $ and doesn't need to be CFS. Just LFK / DFK and BBBJCIM is fine in my book. And maybe if the provider is open to small talk. I do too much small talk.

I'm open to criticism and feedback. Replies and DMs are welcome.

**MongerOn1961** · 02-19-22 14:46

Originally Posted by ShaggyJax [View Original Post]

Remember, the Daytona 500 is this weekend. And Daytona is less than an hour from MM.

Shaggy.

Milk is excellent! Second to none!

**Batman6969** · 02-19-22 11:22

Originally Posted by PharmHobby [View Original Post]

Saw Kiki again, second time this week. Another really good session. She was a bit more naughty in the TS tonight maybe because I was repeating. As I've said before I wish we had something like MM in the Louisville area! See you in a month or two Keiko.

I saw Kiki Thursday morning and she proved to me once again that she is one of the best. Had an extremely intense unrushed, unscripted session. Kiko had to knock twice as Kiki was on a mission.

**ShaggyJax** · 02-19-22 07:45

Originally Posted by SmallTittyLvr [View Original Post]

Stopped by Milk this morning and the parking lot was completely full. I hope some of them.

Might be for the smoke shop, but when I got to the door, there was already a dude waiting there. So the rooms and the waiting rooms must already be full.

I didn't have time to wait, so I left. I really love the services here. Looks like everyone else does too. Hopefully they are less busy this evening.

Remember, the Daytona 500 is this weekend. And Daytona is less than an hour from MM.

Shaggy.

**DelandMan26** · 02-19-22 00:40

Stopped in yesterday for the first time around 1 pm it was packed. Payed at the window and off I went into staging for 30 mins. Told the girl at the front I was a first timer. She said good I got the girl for you. Took me into the room and said wait here. 20 minutes.

After Sophia comes in. Cute little Chinese girl with nice little b's. Took me into the TS for a wild wash down. Never had a TS like this. Tuma and BBJ with nice finish. The whole mouthwash threw me off, went back to the room she goes straight to mish. Had some soul music turned up to drown out the sounds next door. I was really thrown off and could not get going again very strange for me. Sophia was not a quitter and tried her best but it was stage fright and a no go. I have never been to a place like this before and a little overwhelming I guess. I would go back and try again. But felt really rushed along and a routine which I get. There were a lot of guys there and can't even think how many a day.

**PapiGuapo** · 02-18-22 23:14

Anyone been to Well Body Spa lately? Haven't been since it was part of NDS and King. Thanks! PM is fine.

**SmallTittyLvr** · 02-18-22 16:00

Stopped by Milk this morning and the parking lot was completely full. I hope some of them.

Might be for the smoke shop, but when I got to the door, there was already a dude waiting there. So the rooms and the waiting rooms must already be full.

I didn't have time to wait, so I left. I really love the services here. Looks like everyone else does too. Hopefully they are less busy this evening.

**AardFuck69** · 02-18-22 15:14

Thinking about giving BO another shot, last time I was there was about 5 months ago and the service was trash. I have seen some reviews about Angie and it's making me want to give it another shot. For those that have seen Angie, is it worth it? I know usually AMPs have better service, but is Angie better than what BO usually has to offer in terms of service.

Thank you.

**GemiHilarious** · 02-18-22 13:49

I'll be making a trip out to Vegas. Does any one know where Pandora is, or have her info. Thanks. You can DM me if you prefer.

**Member #6476** · 02-18-22 12:11

Spend the extra $100 and get 2 girl fun for $300, treat yourself. Nothing like getting your balls sucked while a hot Asian is riding you.

**Jax324** · 02-18-22 11:52

Originally Posted by InforSkin [View Original Post]

Hey gang. On vacation in central Florida but I got some time away to dream about NDS and see Elsa. Standard fare from what I've had there. TS, TUMA, two girl FS. Elsa was CUTE short Chinese girl with good looking bolt ons. Probably early to mid 30's, Tight body, pretty face, cute booty, short with long hair and decent English. The second girl was older, not as cute but had some really nice naturals and a big clit. They both took direction well even if they weren't fully into the girl on girl 69 I asked them to do. Had a good time with both but it was clear that I had a preference of girls and the second set of hands left after about 15 minutes. Both ladies were extremely kind and didn't rush me, and I took the full hour. They let me shower after and I took my leave. Always my go to spot, though it seems like I should try out MM. What do you all think?

Can't really go wrong with the big 3. Although some people have their preferences. If you are feeling the itch to try somewhere different, MM would definitely be at the top of your list.

**DrEsoteric** · 02-18-22 09:20

Originally Posted by CflFun [View Original Post]

Has anybody had any luck with the Mamasan at SS, Angela?

No, I used to be a weekly regular. I quit going due to 3-4 bad sessions with Angela constantly knocking and even switching girls mid session. Several times she has promised to massage me but it would usually only last a few minutes and was half hearted at best. Typically it would be few minutes of massage and she would leave promising to be right back but it was always a different girl that came in.

**Nightowl21** · 02-18-22 01:15

Originally Posted by HOD415 [View Original Post]

I've been to quite a few AMPs and had the strangest visit ever today. Went to NDS for the first time in a long time and Eva answered the door. Based on the reviews here of Eva I was very excited that I she would be my provider for the session. Things seemed to start out a little off. I asked for an hour and passed over the. 8 then she reached into my pants and asked for the tip up front so I contributed another $. 6, She left and I got ready. When Eva returned she started with a BBBJ but used lube, I thought that was odd, never saw that before but I went with it. I was up and ready fairly quickly and Eva went for the mish. I thought ok we'll start out this way. Eva was rather unresponsive and just touched me a little, she refused kissing of any sort, another odd move. I could tell she wasn't really into it so I asked to move to K9 which was nice for a few minutes, Eva was more responsive this time. After about 10 min of K (she said her pussy hurt and went into mish again. Started back at mish for about 5 min and Eva stops me because I didn't cum yet and she again says my pussy hurts. At this point I wasn't sure if her hurting was from before me or after me but anyway she asks if I want BJ and I agree. Well the BJ lasted about a minute and she starts a HJ till I let loose. After the clean up Eva says she needs to clean her pussy and left for about 5 min, she returned and asked if I wanted a massage, I agreed. About 2 min into the massage Eva stops and asks me if I want. 2 back. I was confused at her question and she once again said her pussy hurt and she couldn't finish the massage and offered me. 2 back. This whole thing was so confusing and I'm like yeah just give me the. 2 back. I was there for a total of 35 min. So I really feel I got the short end of the deal hear. I'm pretty sure she was hurting before my session so why did she follow through? I get that the girls can have bad days but they need to be aware of their bad days and get off the clock if they're not feeling well.

I think she does that on purpose. I have talked to her several times between King and NDS and been tempted but got a bad vibe every time. I left a review about the last time I was at NDS and ended up leaving rather than gambling away my money on her. I've read several reviews that described basically the same thing with her shorting time or halfassing her way through it. I wish the search function would let you enter 3 letters and get results. Sorry that happened to you. I like her look, not so much her attitude. That $240 could be much better spent on someone that at least pretends to like their job while they're rocking your world, but from what I've seen and read, for the most part, she just isn't one them. Such a waste.