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[Good Good Time]

Was in the area so dropped in for a massage. Was pleasantly surprised by an attractive young and beautiful Chinese girl. Believed she said her name was Coco or Civil (aren't they all). She had the nicest and softest man made Ds I've ever felt. I new once I grabbed her boobs, I was a goner. Asked for FS but she says she doesn't do that and have no cover. Luckily I brought my own. She insisted on $200 and I couldn't say no since she was pretty, younger and had nice boobs. I caved in and don't regret it. I'd rather pay $200 for a hot chick than $120 for a not so nice one. Nice clean shaved pussy for DATY. Only complaint was I had to be quiet. When I started pounding away, the table made noise and she'd make me stop.

Can someone share what L&I is? I have read a lot of the thread but y'all talk a lot (which I love), and search doesn't recognize L&I as a valid term.

[Superflytnt]

I looked up Detox Spot on here and there seems to be mixed reports. Some saying all the girls are hot and others say they're old and saggy. Maybe I'll try it out anyway, I do like Latinas.

Anyone else have an experience there?

You may get one that is old and saggy. You may get one that is hot. Been there and I've never had one with a bad attitude or claimed to be tired. I wouldn't return due to the walk.

[FarFarAway]

I'm an expert level statistician, dude. You can look up the chances of getting an STD on CDC's website and many other places. The. 04 may not be exactly correct. I didn't research it heavily. But I know it's pretty small. Say it's. 04% or. 1% or whatever. If you do it twice you don't double your odds. If you do it 100 times you aren't 100 x more likely to catch something. They are isolated incidents, so each time you do it you have the same chance of catching something that you did the last time you did it. The fact that you banged one provider unprotected this week and chose to bang a completely different provider unprotected next week are completely unrelated events.

Now. It's obvious that the more you do it the more your chances, but the fact that you did it twice in 2 weeks doesn't double your odds. If you indulge 100 times per year your chances of catching something are definitely something non-negligible. If you assumed each time equally increased your chances, and your chance from any one incident is. 04%, then by that logic your chance would be 4% if you did it 100 times. But in reality it's something less than 4% because the odds don't add up like that. Just like buying a lotto ticket this week doesn't increase your chances of winning next week. Your chances of winning the lotto are obviously higher, but still pretty small. Now in the case of STDs you're talking one in thousands instead of one in hundreds of millions, so we're talking on a completely different scale here, but still the chances are fairly small.

All that being said, I still wouldn't risk it personally. It's a non-zero chance of catching something that could potentially ruin your life. I just wouldn't say that it's a near certainty that you caught something if you ever did it even once. It's far from that.

The statistics depend on who you are having BB sex with. Now, actually, as I understand it, this conversation doesn't belong in this thread, it belongs elsewhere. If you're having bare sex w / your SO who is exclusive to you, and she is tested clean, then your risk is truly zero no matter how often you do it. If you are seeing a professional who is having unprotected sex 10 times per work day, eventually the odds will catch up to her, and then there is a possibility that you'll be the next customer. There is no rocket science or statistics to lie with here, it is just common sense.

[Grimmy23]

Your math is way off. Where did you get your stats?

I'm an expert level statistician, dude. You can look up the chances of getting an STD on CDC's website and many other places. The. 04 may not be exactly correct. I didn't research it heavily. But I know it's pretty small. Say it's. 04% or. 1% or whatever. If you do it twice you don't double your odds. If you do it 100 times you aren't 100 x more likely to catch something. They are isolated incidents, so each time you do it you have the same chance of catching something that you did the last time you did it. The fact that you banged one provider unprotected this week and chose to bang a completely different provider unprotected next week are completely unrelated events.

Now. It's obvious that the more you do it the more your chances, but the fact that you did it twice in 2 weeks doesn't double your odds. If you indulge 100 times per year your chances of catching something are definitely something non-negligible. If you assumed each time equally increased your chances, and your chance from any one incident is. 04%, then by that logic your chance would be 4% if you did it 100 times. But in reality it's something less than 4% because the odds don't add up like that. Just like buying a lotto ticket this week doesn't increase your chances of winning next week. Your chances of winning the lotto are obviously higher, but still pretty small. Now in the case of STDs you're talking one in thousands instead of one in hundreds of millions, so we're talking on a completely different scale here, but still the chances are fairly small.

All that being said, I still wouldn't risk it personally. It's a non-zero chance of catching something that could potentially ruin your life. I just wouldn't say that it's a near certainty that you caught something if you ever did it even once. It's far from that.

[Kevin80]

The chances of getting an STD from any one incident of bareback sex is about 0. 04%. Pretty low risk. Of course if you're doing it frequently the risk increases. Have bareback sex 100 x a year and you have a little higher chance of catching something, but the numbers are still pretty small.

I use the lotto ticket example. Say you buy a lotto ticket and your chances are 1 in 100 million. If you play the lotto next week, what are your chances? Theyre still 1 in 100 million. Your odds dont double because you played two weeks in a row. Theyre completely isolated events. If you buy a lotto tickets every week your odds arent 52 out of 100 million, you get 52 individual 1 in 100 million chances to win. Of course your odds are much higher than if you only bought one tickets a year or didnt play at all. If you dont play your chances of winning are zero. If you do play your chances of winning are practically zero, but theres always a chance.

If you do bareback a few times a year and catch something you're a pretty unlucky SOB. So I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it. I personally choose to not take the risk, outside of a very rare BBBJ when I can get one. But if you do indulge in bb intercourse once in a while its probably not gonna kill you.

Your math is way off. Where did you get your stats?

[Grimmy23]

You can get some pretty nasty stuff from places that don't change their sheets, but STDs aren't on the list. Skin infections, respiratory infections, scabies, ringworm, etc. In theory its possible to have a problem if one of the guys before you had crabs, but Ive never heard of it happening. Unfortunately a lot of of AMPs don't change their sheets, so I make a habit of only going to places that do. Besides, just the thought of laying in 10 other guys' jazz stains is disgusting. Ive been to plenty of places in the past that dont change sheets and never caught anything, and Ive never heard of a monger catching anything from used sheets, but there is an inherent risk there on top of just the gross factor.

Worst thing Ive ever heard of happening from a monger is getting chlamydia from bb oral. I know a few guys that happened to in Asia. Fortunately its curable.

The chances of getting an STD from any one incident of bareback sex is about 0. 04%. Pretty low risk. Of course if you're doing it frequently the risk increases. Have bareback sex 100 x a year and you have a little higher chance of catching something, but the numbers are still pretty small.

I use the lotto ticket example. Say you buy a lotto ticket and your chances are 1 in 100 million. If you play the lotto next week, what are your chances? Theyre still 1 in 100 million. Your odds dont double because you played two weeks in a row. Theyre completely isolated events. If you buy a lotto tickets every week your odds arent 52 out of 100 million, you get 52 individual 1 in 100 million chances to win. Of course your odds are much higher than if you only bought one tickets a year or didnt play at all. If you dont play your chances of winning are zero. If you do play your chances of winning are practically zero, but theres always a chance.

If you do bareback a few times a year and catch something you're a pretty unlucky SOB. So I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it. I personally choose to not take the risk, outside of a very rare BBBJ when I can get one. But if you do indulge in bb intercourse once in a while its probably not gonna kill you.

[Grimmy23]

Follow the science, dude.

You can get some pretty nasty stuff from places that don't change their sheets, but STDs aren't on the list. Skin infections, respiratory infections, scabies, ringworm, etc. In theory it’s possible to have a problem if one of the guys before you had crabs, but I’ve never heard of it happening. Unfortunately a lot of of AMPs don't change their sheets, so I make a habit of only going to places that do. Besides, just the thought of laying in 10 other guys' jazz stains is disgusting. I’ve been to plenty of places in the past that don’t change sheets and never caught anything, and I’ve never heard of a monger catching anything from used sheets, but there is an inherent risk there on top of just the gross factor.

Worst thing I’ve ever heard of happening from a monger is getting chlamydia from bb oral. I know a few guys that happened to in Asia. Fortunately it’s curable.

[Nice Guy 99]

If they do not change their sheets, then it is possible to catch something (maybe anything).

Follow the science, dude.

[StonerBoy420]

You stood on the table? Are you a midget, is this the only AMP with vaulted ceilings? LOL!

No I am not a midget hahaha. I'm 6'0 tall. I would've stood on the ground but she wouldn't have gotten on her knees to jerk me off. So I decided to put my cock eye level with her and make her milk my dick while I stood up. Similar to you busting on a girls face but instead she shot the load downwards.

Excellent experience but don't expect the same being 45 and out of shape.

[BigM1]

There would have been some intel already so I don't agree. Guys that go there have zero remarks on getting something there and there's been lots of reviews if you been reading the forum. If MILF / GILF ain't for you best you not go. Have a Happy Chinese New Year LOL 😂.

If they do not change their sheets, then it is possible to catch something (maybe anything).

[OCJeeper]

Was in the area so dropped in for a massage. Was pleasantly surprised by an attractive young and beautiful Chinese girl. Believed she said her name was Coco or Civil (aren't they all). She had the nicest and softest man made Ds I've ever felt. I new once I grabbed her boobs, I was a goner. Asked for FS but she says she doesn't do that and have no cover. Luckily I brought my own. She insisted on $200 and I couldn't say no since she was pretty, younger and had nice boobs. I caved in and don't regret it. I'd rather pay $200 for a hot chick than $120 for a not so nice one. Nice clean shaved pussy for DATY. Only complaint was I had to be quiet. When I started pounding away, the table made noise and she'd make me stop.

[OCJeeper]

Went to Happy Spa to see what all the ruckus was about. Got Eva. 40's Chinese lady kind of big in the midsection (prob 5'2" 130 ish lbs). Paid $40 HF and was given the lamest 10 min massage ever. Asked to flip and she motions for full service. Agreed but she was firm on $120 and grabbed my pants to help me pay first. She didn't strip down but rather pulled up her skirt. Wore a tight top so hard to access her natural Bs. Not shaven I like the fact that I can be as loud and bang as hard as I want. She was loud and can hear another monger going at it. Not the worst but probably won't repeat with her. Shorted me about 20 mins.

[SaltyDog]

There is like 99.9% of chance that you will get some kind of hiv, chlomidia or honorea after having bb with her dude Don't go all in.

There would have been some intel already so I don't agree. Guys that go there have zero remarks on getting something there and there's been lots of reviews if you been reading the forum. If MILF / GILF ain't for you best you not go. Have a Happy Chinese New Year LOL 😂.

[HeadHunter1969]

I was able to follow up with a trip to see Vivi since the last time I went I got a girl named Cici because they misunderstood me on the phone. Made an appointment 7 pm. Walked in was greeted by a small petite Asian girl with no ass and no tits. Was fairly cute, if she offers service may have to circle back and see her just for shits and giggles.

Walked into room, did usual. During the massage I always play it slow and graze when the opportunity is there but don't force it. I'm fairly younger and in good shape with a huge cock so these woman seem to be fairly attracted to me (which is why I think I was able to pull this off). After about a 15-20 min massage she flipped me over. Mentioned I would take care of her and price was not discussed so was expecting a. 4-. 5 of damage. However she gave me an insane experience. She let me play with her tits and nipples like a video game controller. Touch was all access to ass and v OTC. A few times she asked to be gentle so I respected and did as she asked. She would play with my nipples and was super into the HE.

She kept telling me how handsome I was and how she was enjoying what was going on. After about 10 min of fooling around I still wasn't ready to go so I stood up on the massage table and she jerked me and milked me until I busted all over the table. She let me grab her head by her neck and let me put my weight on her. I think she was super into me because normally a provider would never let you touch them like that.

Grabbed me a water and I tipped her. 5 to see what she was expecting but ended up agreeing to. 6.

I already planned to do. 6 but I always tend to go. 1 below and see if that's acceptable especially when the experience isn't this great.

All I have to say is if you are not a nasty slob, respectful and treat this ladies with respect they will take care of you.

10/10 would repeat. Most definitely think I could get something more but possibly won't repeat for a decent while. And if I do it might be with that petite girl who greeted me.

Will report accordingly.

You stood on the table? Are you a midget, is this the only AMP with vaulted ceilings? LOL!