Massage Parlor Reports

[SlickJJ]

I need someone now!

I think my invite was lost in the mail. Didn't know there was a Slammer event.

[Slammer6008]

Can someone please take care of Lulu today. I'm trying someone else today!!

I need someone now!

[Slammer6008]

Can someone please take care of Lulu today. I'm trying someone else today!!

[IFunnyTaker]

First off thank you CubeBrick for sharing the information I didn't feel like doing too much research.

So I went to check this place out I don't recommend it. Its up stairs in this office looking area. Depending which stair case you take your going to be walking by a ring camera which is kinda uncomfortable also leaving your facing this big window that ill say is like 10 feet away maybe. So you'll basically be making eye contact with the receptionist across the hall when leaving however.

One pro thing ill say about the location is theres a liquor store right down stairs so after smash snacks are an option. I didn't get the name of the girl who massage me pretty sure she wasent nena though. She did have a nice body and alright face. She wasent hot but wasent ugly either just kinda basic ill give her 6. 5 /10. So I paid 260! For 45 min her massage was really good probably the best I've ever had in one of these places. So the actual fun ill give her 8/10 she kinda just takes it but she takes it well like she know how to moan nicely. I have to admit though we werent really feeling each other like she knew what she was doing I guess I was the problem. I didn't really enjoy it idk why maybe it was the price. I feel like I've over paid.

Irrelevant story:

My go to place shut down during covid and this place had girls that were straight out 10's that were also closer to my age group 21-29 I live less than 10 min away from eco (big place in torrance) and I was still driving 40 to 55 min to see these girls 50 door fee 150 tip BBBJ and everthing else covered one girl also liked it when you used her back door. Once the place shut down I stopped mongering for awhile but I guess I'm back looking for an other gold mine. No luck yet boys.

I still want to see how nena looks but I don't think I will be returning unless one of you guys really recommends her I guess. Oh this was on a Monday only one girl working at the time and they kinda lag when it comes to responding to text.

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Yes, Miss Saigon is awesome especially the 24 hour availability they are a Godsend. I agree it is not cheap, the proximity to one f the richest neighbourhoods in OC can explain why. I would recommend Miss Saigon for those high rollers who don't worry about their nickels and dimes. They are all bisexual as well. I think they are required to service both women and men.

[JackDaStripper]

Thanks for keeping the grammar on point! DJez!

Clear out your mail! I couldn't reply back to ya! Sorry for the delay.

[Slammer6008]

I hear you Benster. Two categories of mongers on here. Type one is the slammer. Type two is not the slammer. He casts a large shadow. LOL.

Why are you guys are lollygagging I'm out there putting in work pounding the pavement. OK Lulu working at a different spot now. So I decided to turn in my cans put enough gas in the Slammer mobile to head off to happy in Santa Ana. This chick she had a cute face cute smile medium build. I had her screaming in the room.

Sorry mongers if you had to hear that. After we're done putting my pants on my she starts rubbing my cock again and wants it again. I'm just wondering is she always this horny. When I was walking out there was another cute one with shorts on an some nice little tits on her. Sorry I'm driving and texting.

[Oc Amper]

Yeah that place lasted a long time but I'm not too surprised. It's not easy to bust these places, and more often than not when they do get taken down it's just the city pulling their business license.

I was surprised at how long they lasted, but that was taking the previous MP in LosAl into consideration. Don't recall the name, on Katella, South side of street, think it was near the entrance or corner of the race track.

In any case, that spot, had a few run-ins either with City Council or LosAlPD, either way doesn't make a difference.

The tactic chosen to close them down? They parked a Police Cruiser in the front parking spot, right next to the door. In fact, so close to the door, if the door opened outward, it would not be able to open all the way, haha.

Needless to say, I'm sure that killed any traffic they might have had, and they just moved on.

City of Lake Forest, spent 100's of thousands of dollars, fighting LFBC. Total waste of money on both sides.

City pulling business license, probably one of the more efficient methods, and very few fight that kind of thing.

[Nice Guy 99]

I visited SHR today just for some variety. I had booked a MT recommended by a friend. The booking had been confirmed by the PPS. Upon my arrival the PPS looked at his schedule, acknowledged that I had the appointment and then told me that she didn't come to work today and he doesn't know why. Then, of course, he offered an alternative and assured me that she would make me very happy (surprise!).

I plunked down my 40 HF for an hour and met MT Linda. Linda is probably late 30's, average face, not fat not thin. Her English is very thin and we actually conversed mostly in my terrible Chinese. Off to the back room area, VERY dark. The rooms are tiny curtained off areas with a bamboo screen for a door.

The adventure started with a foot soak in hot water while seated and was accompanied by a neck and shoulder massage. I would rate Linda's massage ability as "medium" on the HJ AMP scale. On to the massage table. The back massage also included hot stones. Absolutely no teasing. She was wearing the dreaded pants but didn't object to OTC leg, ass and pussy rubbing. Upon the flip there was no question about "what do you want". She started working around junior. I pulled up her shirt and she open her bra revealing natural floppy C's with short nipples. She giggled s I worked them a bit. When I went to open her pants I got a strong "no" head shake. She went to work on junior, medium pace, no jackhammer. Very much avoided my rear entrance area despite me moving her hand in that direction. I finally had to help her get me across the finish line, although it was a team effort. After the impressive explosion and cleanup there was misc foot, leg and hand massage to utilize the full hour. Gave her 40 for her efforts.

I cannot really recommend SHR based on this experience. Very average wth a couple of disappointing areas as noted above.

[JohnPot]

This place has a post-ops trans working. If you don't know who, then you are lucky.

I was going to an overpriced spot in HB for most of last year, burning through my Biden bucks as fast as I could get them. I wanted to keep it close to the vest, but the person who runs the Google number is just the worst, so I'm done making appointments then waiting for the bozo that walked in right in front of me.

They have been posting on bedpage lately and it's been drawing a sketchy crowd to the otherwise quiet harbor strip mall, so I am sure they won't last much longer. Hygiene is questionable too, my towel covering the bed had wet spots and a condom wrapper under the corner. I was pist and about to leave when the youngest, sexy natural provider came in and kept my wrong head calling the shots.

That said, the girls that work there are IMO 10/10 and I haven't found hotter spinners anywhere. It's 60 to get in, and they ask for a firm tip of 2 benjis, I'm sure you old pros can get them down lower, but they know I'll cave.

Jessica. Tight body, milfy with nice bolt-ons. Always willing to please.

Nina. My atf, young, no body fat and well made enhancements up top. She's appointment only and will use every minute to make sure you're happy.

They have a couple new, very young girls and you can tell they are new to the industry all together. The girl I saw today had a tight body and no enhancements, 11/10 if I dare say.

Sad to say I'll go back to Lucy before I walk over to this place again.

[ReckSlaf]

But I was in heaven!! I should've been at that meeting. LOL Before.

La Palma they were in Buena Park at the rainbow.

I check on Google Maps to remind myself if I've ever tried a place before (have been to Rainbow). Funny that on the street view, there is someone immortalized. Wonder if it's someone here.

[Superflytnt]

Went to Sunset Massage that is located right next to TJ club. It is actually a nice place and we'll decorated. The man at the counter was nice and explained the prices. Got the hhr massage and went to the room Tthe lady was actually above average for looks and giving a massage. About 10 minutes in I was so relaxed and almost fell asleep. About 30 minutes in, she flipped me and asked me what I want. I actually said I don't want anything. She looked surprised then after a min, she started rubbing junior. I said ok what the heck as I probably won't get any action from the strip clubs. I told her that I can't tip much and she said that is ok. On goes the cover and she started giving me a CBJ. Then she started to softly proceed to HJ but what comes next surprises the crap out of me. She made get on my fours and started to lick my ahole while jerking me off. It has been a while since I had a girl do that! That went on for 2-3 minutes. That was just enough to almost finish. Then she stops and made me lay on my back and jumps on top of me and rode me till I couldn't take it anymore. The show ended and she cleaned me up with hot towels. Then she said I give you shower and I was ok with that to clean up. After a 10 min shower, went back to the room and got dressed up. I told her that I only had $80 and she said you pay me more next time you see me again. I felt bad and it was a good massage that I had in along time and I know I went over the hhr so I decided to give her $120. She had a big smile and gave me a hug and thanked me. Left and started driving to Imperial.

There is one there that is hot but there are no dreams to be made.

All others are middle 40's. I doubt it was the hot one but who knows.

[HeadorTail]

I'm not slammer, but I'd still like to help you out with recommendations I dreamt of (? That's the new style, right?) recently.

Sally at VT. Early 30's, a real spinner, 7/10 looks. One Benji and she had no issues with deep FIV and gave great responses. Decent massage as well. Asked for more and she asked for protection, but I couldn't comply. BB fans might be up for a good time because her next question was if I'm clean. I don't do that kinda stuff so I had to pass. You can find her Mo, Tue, Thu, Fr.

Now tell me how I finally get to schedule Nicole at LP again LOL.

I hear you Benster. Two categories of mongers on here. Type one is the slammer. Type two is not the slammer. He casts a large shadow. LOL.

[TheBenster]

I'm not slammer, but I'd still like to help you out with recommendations I dreamt of (? That's the new style, right?) recently.

Sally at VT. Early 30's, a real spinner, 7/10 looks. One Benji and she had no issues with deep FIV and gave great responses. Decent massage as well. Asked for more and she asked for protection, but I couldn't comply. BB fans might be up for a good time because her next question was if I'm clean. I don't do that kinda stuff so I had to pass. You can find her Mo, Tue, Thu, Fr.

Now tell me how I finally get to schedule Nicole at LP again LOL.

[Slammer6008]

But I was in heaven!! I should've been at that meeting. LOL Before.

La Palma they were in Buena Park at the rainbow.

They should've brought in Nancy Sheila and rose to the meeting😁.

[Slammer6008]

And chased every MP out of town. No police busts. They just revoked their operating permits. It became a big hearing in front of City Council, which was actually kind funny because they had some of the "owners" up there in front of City Council trying to answer questions as to why their website had pics of scantily clad girls and advertised "young all new Asian staff. " They brought in some "customers" to testify about how they got massages there regularly and it helped their back so much

If you know La Palma, it's surprising that these places even lasted as long as they did. If you do so much as fart in front of someone's house in La Palma the entire LPPD shows up, and they probably bring the hook and ladder and a paramedic out with them in case someone passes out.

But I was in heaven!! I should've been at that meeting. LOL Before.

La Palma they were in Buena Park at the rainbow.