Massage Parlor Reports

**VoltronX** · 12-30-21 21:57

I think all this cold weather has me looking to stay warm.

Went to New Moon a few weeks ago. A bunch of homeless guys chilling out front of the door. Paid no mind when I entered or left, but might be uncomfortable for people. Cute younger girl took the money and was the masseuse. 40 to get in. Typical short lacking massage you get from FS places. Flip over and she asks what I want. Go for everything, she won't budge from 1. 40 at all. But she's more attractive than most other ones I tried. Kills mood having to get cash first. Starts with slow CBJ nothing to write home about but not bad. Whats bad is everything after. She hops on and just sit there. No movement, expects me to do all the work. WTF you on top, do something. After maybe a minute of that she wants t get off and go to mish. Same enthusiasm just a dead fish. Flip to k9 and that's when the room fills with a dead fish smell. Ugh can barely keep it up after that. Can't deal with that, end with just a handy. Would not go back again. Name was Candy.

Few weeks later following that disappointment wanting to save some dough went to bamboo. Based on reviews asked for Andie. What a great massage and an incredible tease. Definite return and may become a regular here. The only thing I could say negative is she sorta has a death grip for the HJ.

**DeeNewGuy** · 12-30-21 20:53

Had some free time today so was planning on paying a visit to Blossom in Orange as I wanted a real good massage. As I pulled in to the parking lot my other head decided F the massage let's get a real good BJ. So headed to Levender to see Cici. Walked in and was greeted by her. She was waiting a pink jumpsuit like jlo back in the 2000's she usually wears dresses so maybe it was that time of month for her. Handed her 40 for 30 minutes and lead me to my room. She walks in a few minutes later as I'm taking off my boxers and lay down. No real massage she just glides her soft hands and teases you by the reach under. Her tease was good this time she was teasing with some ass play, just running her right hand to my balls and reaching for junior with her right. Asks me to turn around and ask if I want oil which I replied yes. I thought she was going to run some oil and massage my chest and legs but no she starts stoking away. Let her know I wanted CBJ but said there was already too much oil. Was going to tell her to clean me off and then she could but didn't. She was stroking away for a good 10 minutes and was getting tired LOL she said "you're strong". I finally finish and she cleans me up. She walks out and brings me a water and sits on the table with me. Tells me that she thought I only wanted HE when I said yes to the oil. Let her know I wanted CBJ and she said to tell her next time or I could ask for another girl LOL. Tipped 40 and headed out. Might not see Cici again but she is pretty cute so I might forgive her for the miscommunication. Feel like I need to redeem myself but might be my last report for 2021. Hope everyone has a Happy New Years!

**Slammer6008** · 12-30-21 20:22

Originally Posted by BecksForMe [View Original Post]

I'm having problem finding this famous F & C place. Can someone please help me out?

When you get up to two more recommended places that you been to I'm sure someone will help you Officer😁.

**CubeBrick** · 12-30-21 20:11

Originally Posted by BecksForMe [View Original Post]

I'm having problem finding this famous F & C place. Can someone please help me out?

Lmfao. One clue: its near VT Spa. So there.s a former H Salt nearby. These clues should be enough. Go late in the day and dine to your hearts content!

**CubeBrick** · 12-30-21 20:02

Originally Posted by Friendlylurker [View Original Post]

I was going to an overpriced spot in HB for most of last year, burning through my Biden bucks as fast as I could get them. I wanted to keep it close to the vest, but the person who runs the Google number is just the worst, so I'm done making appointments then waiting for the bozo that walked in right in front of me.

They have been posting on bedpage lately and it's been drawing a sketchy crowd to the otherwise quiet harbor strip mall, so I am sure they won't last much longer. Hygiene is questionable too, my towel covering the bed had wet spots and a condom wrapper under the corner. I was pist and about to leave when the youngest, sexy natural provider came in and kept my wrong head calling the shots.

That said, the girls that work there are IMO 10/10 and I haven't found hotter spinners anywhere. It's 60 to get in, and they ask for a firm tip of 2 benjis, I'm sure you old pros can get them down lower, but they know I'll cave.

Jessica. Tight body, milfy with nice bolt-ons. Always willing to please.

Nina. My atf, young, no body fat and well made enhancements up top. She's appointment only and will use every minute to make sure you're happy.

They have a couple new, very young girls and you can tell they are new to the industry all together. The girl I saw today had a tight body and no enhancements, 11/10 if I dare say.

Sad to say I'll go back to Lucy before I walk over to this place again.

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Yes, Miss Saigon is awesome especially the 24 hour availability they are a Godsend. I agree it is not cheap, the proximity to one f the richest neighbourhoods in OC can explain why. I would recommend Miss Saigon for those high rollers who don't worry about their nickels and dimes. They are all bisexual as well. I think they are required to service both women and men.

**BecksForMe** · 12-30-21 18:33

Originally Posted by cheapguy [View Original Post]

I went to the famous Fish and Chips and had a great time with Lucy. She was very bubbly and I did not find her looks to be at all offensive. I am a much older guy that went to a house if ill repute in the late 1960's when I was 17. To say I have been in the hobby for a long time is an understatement.

For you youngsters, Lucy will probably not be for you. There was I time when I was ready to perform at a moments notice and just a few good photos would put me at ready. You will find, as you age, that it takes more stimulation and even some medication to get you ready for action. This is why I avoid the young women who want to get it over a quick as possible to move on to the next one. I like the fact that Lucy and other older providers take their time and are not rushing you to completion to get the next client in.

I was pleasantly surprised at her looks as I expected a very unattractive gal. Although she is not a 10 in looks, neither am I and I found her to be better than average in appearance. Her enthusiasm and performance were a solid 10. I am under no illusion that I am anything special but I felt like a king during our session. It is all about the experience and I give Lucy top honors for that. I will return.

I was going to tip .8 but decided on a full $ due to the experience.

I'm having problem finding this famous F & C place. Can someone please help me out?

**Slammer6008** · 12-30-21 18:04

Originally Posted by AverageJoeJohn [View Original Post]

So tried Linda again, I posted about not getting BBFS, so nope. She said never. Lmao.

I am never getting BBFS from her.

I think maybe I look too young or something.

I offered her $120 and she said no.

To young or to small for her😁.

**AverageJoeJohn** · 12-30-21 14:34

So tried Linda again, I posted about not getting BBFS, so nope. She said never. Lmao.

I am never getting BBFS from her.

I think maybe I look too young or something.

I offered her $120 and she said no.

**Romper Room** · 12-30-21 02:05

Originally Posted by NoClue02 [View Original Post]

The animal clinic, awesome place to go in the past. Freaking cheap as hell as well!

YES, Animal Clinic. Miss that place. Little Kim at #3. Cute little Viet. Ah the memories. Wish I knew where she was at or where she went.

**Nice Guy 99** · 12-30-21 01:36

Originally Posted by NiceGuy99.

"She actually has excellent hygiene, but a little spice from the last 5-6 guys only adds to the experience. Be bold Slammer. Push the limits. ".

Originally Posted by CubeBrick [View Original Post]

Lmao. Can you imagine how many mongers have gotten a mouth full of tadpoles from eating a chick?

"Mouthful"? Doubtful unless you are doing a group thing. Which is nice. As I said, be bold, push the limits, you only live once.

**Tipisil** · 12-30-21 01:10

Originally Posted by NoClue02 [View Original Post]

I said I wouldn't repeat with her but with reports she has extra, I gave her a try again. Massage was lame as last time but teasing was good. When ask for a BJ, she say yes and proceed for a BBBJ. It was dry suction so it wasn't great at all. But yea, she does give extras LOL.

What was the damage with Toto? I think standard bw tip is 40.

**NoClue02** · 12-30-21 01:07

Originally Posted by Danny2 [View Original Post]

What was the damage? TIA.

I gave her. 8 becuz she really tired to get me off. But her suction was dry and no variation, I got numb and bored LOL. Ended up HJ to finish.

**NoClue02** · 12-30-21 01:06

Originally Posted by CubeBrick [View Original Post]

Lmao. Can you imagine how many mongers have gotten a mouth full of tadpoles from eating a chick?

Anyhoo, I remember when Linda worked at Animal Hospital Katella, there was a Cindy and also a Jessica. Both fucking hot ladies. Where are they now I do wonder?

The animal clinic, awesome place to go in the past. Freaking cheap as hell as well!

**CubeBrick** · 12-29-21 21:57

Originally Posted by NiceGuy99 [View Original Post]

She actually has excellent hygiene, but a little spice from the last 5-6 guys only adds to the experience. Be bold Slammer. Push the limits.

Lmao. Can you imagine how many mongers have gotten a mouth full of tadpoles from eating a chick?

Anyhoo, I remember when Linda worked at Animal Hospital Katella, there was a Cindy and also a Jessica. Both fucking hot ladies. Where are they now I do wonder?