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**Geralda** · 12-27-21 00:44

Originally Posted by Jimbalaya [View Original Post]

1. It was def a weird time, but that facebang was kinda hot.

2. Male or female, wasn't waiting around to see who her "friend" was.

3. I know she's been here. Should I worry? She just won't see me again. Oh well.

Give her some credit, man The joke she posted this week was brilliant.

What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them.

Pretty great stuff. (I've never met her).

**Jimbalaya** · 12-26-21 23:01

Originally Posted by CrackHoreLover [View Original Post]

Fixed that link for you.

1 Why would you see her again it sounds like you had a less then average time?

2 The "Marco Polo" call out was her telling her pimp he could come back, not her girlfriend. So that means he is very close by.

3 You know she not only reads this forum (so she seen the bad things you posted about her) but she's had many monger accounts here in the past.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/62031369

Thanks for fixing the link. Was in a hurry so didn't try to figure out.

1. It was def a weird time, but that facebang was kinda hot.

2. Male or female, wasn't waiting around to see who her "friend" was.

3. I know she's been here. Should I worry? She just won't see me again. Oh well.

**NightHawk247** · 12-26-21 22:07

Originally Posted by CrackHoreLover [View Original Post]

90% of the guys on this forum do the same thing. If you meet a real gem are you going to throw her to the wolves? Sure you may PM a few mongers that you like about her but are you really going to post about her on a open forum so some D-bag can fuck up a good thing?

Agreed I have some personal ones that are good friends now. Won't post about them at all only because some of you may be foul and some of you may not be who you really are or working for an agency.

**CrackHoreLover** · 12-26-21 21:48

Originally Posted by HookerLover [View Original Post]

Why wouldn't you post about the good dates? You trying to keep the good ones only to yourself? That makes no sense on a board that is here to help guys find good and bad.

90% of the guys on this forum do the same thing. If you meet a real gem are you going to throw her to the wolves? Sure you may PM a few mongers that you like about her but are you really going to post about her on a open forum so some D-bag can fuck up a good thing?

**CrackHoreLover** · 12-26-21 21:19

Originally Posted by Jimbalaya [View Original Post]

Had a jonesing last night, and ended up going out to 14 mile area to see Buzz Lightyear. All of my other leads dried up, and I needed a soul release from a touch other than my own.

Comms to even get the session were ridiculous. Calls, texts, jumping thru hoops to prove I wasn't LEO (without compromising my true identity). Then an argument on when the donation would be given. When I finally got there and in the room, I'll be honest, for a lunatic in her 30's, she's quite hot and has a very attractive body.

Started with a bbj, where she kept moving and changing positions, and talking. And talking. And. Talking. Oh, and laughing (My Cousin Vinny was on the TV in the background, and she couldn't focus). Then it was decided the session was just going to be a blowy because "after all, it was only. 8, ya know?" (her words). I'm like, sure, not going to hassle. Just finish so I can get the heck out of here.

Another position change. This time, me standing and her on her knees, holding her head like bicycle handlebars. Never really face ducked someone before, but she took it like a champ. Never pulled away or anything. I have a hard time finishing from top, but surprisingly, I popped a huge wad down her throat and she didn't flinch. Got up to spit it out, I got dressed and headed to the door.

She gave me a hug on the way out and yelled out "Marco Polo" outside the door as I was getting in my car. WTF. I got out of there as quick as I could. I texted her after I left to ask WTF that was, and she stated it's to get the attention of her friend who doesn't have a phone so she can get a ride.

There's alot of detail I'm leaving out, because it's simply too much to type. Was it worth it? I got what I went for without breaking my pockets, I'm not dealing with LEO, didn't get robbed, etc. So I'd say yea, it was worth it. I'm going to try again in a few weeks. I want to try the veal this time, the chicken was great.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/n...k-you/42065122

Fixed that link for you.

1 Why would you see her again it sounds like you had a less then average time?

2 The "Marco Polo" call out was her telling her pimp he could come back, not her girlfriend. So that means he is very close by.

3 You know she not only reads this forum (so she seen the bad things you posted about her) but she's had many monger accounts here in the past.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/62031369

**CrackHoreLover** · 12-26-21 21:03

Originally Posted by Passenger [View Original Post]

Anyone else see this one's ads?

"I'm SO ANNOYED people REALLY don't HAVE ANY ADDYS OR FOOTBALLS! ITS GOING TO BE ONE LONG ASS DAY! OR people JUST HMU ON BS YOY EITHER GOT them OR YOU don't! -*29".

From the looks of her pics and vids, she might be fun. If you can get past the ALL-CAPS drama show that may ensue if you reach out to her without her Adderall and Xanax.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/72449628

(Sorry added the address after, and it didn't come upnas hot link)

You need to manually ad the URL's if you add a link after you post. You can see I fixed the link for you.

**New Guy Not** · 12-26-21 20:13

Originally Posted by BrkFrStrumpets [View Original Post]

Holidays and long holiday weekends may be a good time to make the rounds.

Generally speaking if the police set something up I doubt they would do a holiday. The crew and support staff would be getting triple time. Most cities aren't going to spend the dough. They're out looking to fill coffers with drunk drivers and putting domestic issues out.

Actually they've done some big busts in December just a week before Christmas in 2019. Same year did busts days before Thanksgiving. I wouldn't assume a holiday is safer. I'd reconsider your stance and Actually google it.

**HookerLover** · 12-26-21 19:25

Originally Posted by Passenger [View Original Post]

Anyone else see this one's ads?

"I'm SO ANNOYED people REALLY don't HAVE ANY ADDYS OR FOOTBALLS! ITS GOING TO BE ONE LONG ASS DAY! OR people JUST HMU ON BS YOY EITHER GOT them OR YOU don't! -*29".

From the looks of her pics and vids, she might be fun. If you can get past the ALL-CAPS drama show that may ensue if you reach out to her without her Adderall and Xanax.

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/detroit/72449628

(Sorry added the address after, and it didn't come upnas hot link)

I have messaged her a few times, but have never met her. Always was kind of a ***** thru texting. So I assumed she wouldn't be very fun. Stays at the crappy hotel at 8 and Ryan. If anyone has seen her, let us know. I'm a white guy, and I know she used to only see black men, but I think that has changed now. But just can't get over her attitude.

**Passenger** · 12-26-21 16:36

Anyone else see this one's ads?

"I'm SO ANNOYED people REALLY don't HAVE ANY ADDYS OR FOOTBALLS! ITS GOING TO BE ONE LONG ASS DAY! OR people JUST HMU ON BS YOY EITHER GOT them OR YOU don't! -*29".

From the looks of her pics and vids, she might be fun. If you can get past the ALL-CAPS drama show that may ensue if you reach out to her without her Adderall and Xanax.

https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/detroit/72449628

(Sorry added the address after, and it didn't come upnas hot link)

**AirTouchOne** · 12-26-21 16:31

Originally Posted by LotharioPK [View Original Post]

I heard Erin stayed a while at the graybar hotel, but she posted last Tuesday saying she is only seeing regulars and only as outcalls. Maybe she's trying to get back on her feet before getting an incall? Hopefully it will NOT be in Warren.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/71082173#.

I've been seeing Erin ad as well. I wonder if it's safe. PM me if you know.

**BrkFrStrumpets** · 12-26-21 14:45

Holidays and long holiday weekends may be a good time to make the rounds.

Generally speaking if the police set something up I doubt they would do a holiday. The crew and support staff would be getting triple time. Most cities aren't going to spend the dough. They're out looking to fill coffers with drunk drivers and putting domestic issues out.

**ButtmanOhio** · 12-26-21 13:41

Originally Posted by CrackHoreLover [View Original Post]

With the 419 area code did you try asking in the Toledo forum?

There's nothing like that in Toledo, trust me.

**Jimbalaya** · 12-26-21 09:21

Had a jonesing last night, and ended up going out to 14 mile area to see Buzz Lightyear. All of my other leads dried up, and I needed a soul release from a touch other than my own.

Comms to even get the session were ridiculous. Calls, texts, jumping thru hoops to prove I wasn't LEO (without compromising my true identity). Then an argument on when the donation would be given. When I finally got there and in the room, I'll be honest, for a lunatic in her 30's, she's quite hot and has a very attractive body.

Started with a bbj, where she kept moving and changing positions, and talking. And talking. And. Talking. Oh, and laughing (My Cousin Vinny was on the TV in the background, and she couldn't focus). Then it was decided the session was just going to be a blowy because "after all, it was only. 8, ya know?" (her words). I'm like, sure, not going to hassle. Just finish so I can get the heck out of here.

Another position change. This time, me standing and her on her knees, holding her head like bicycle handlebars. Never really face ducked someone before, but she took it like a champ. Never pulled away or anything. I have a hard time finishing from top, but surprisingly, I popped a huge wad down her throat and she didn't flinch. Got up to spit it out, I got dressed and headed to the door.

She gave me a hug on the way out and yelled out "Marco Polo" outside the door as I was getting in my car. WTF. I got out of there as quick as I could. I texted her after I left to ask WTF that was, and she stated it's to get the attention of her friend who doesn't have a phone so she can get a ride.

There's alot of detail I'm leaving out, because it's simply too much to type. Was it worth it? I got what I went for without breaking my pockets, I'm not dealing with LEO, didn't get robbed, etc. So I'd say yea, it was worth it. I'm going to try again in a few weeks. I want to try the veal this time, the chicken was great.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/new-video-posted-here-merry-friday-use-new-number-please-and-thank-you/42065122

**Tommy101** · 12-26-21 09:20

Originally Posted by EdHemlock [View Original Post]

She goes by a handful of names.

Her current sumo: https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/586-343-0370.

Previous sumo: https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/586-277-0532.

Saw her recently, has a small bit of an extra gut but nothing crazy, her menu is probably more open but I only wanted what the previous poster mentioned (SS BBBJCIM, spit).

Very safe new location, I wouldn't be wary even late in the evenings. The one issue is she (or someone she shares the room with?) smokes cigs, it's pretty potent in her room, would suggest leaving coat / hard to wash items in the car.

Its easy to overcome the smell of cig smoke if you need to. Just put gas in your car and spill it on your hands then when you go home tell your boss lady you splashed gas all over you and toss your clothes in the wash. Got to learn how to be deceitful in this game.