Escort Reports

[Jimbalaya]

Had a jonesing last night, and ended up going out to 14 mile area to see Buzz Lightyear. All of my other leads dried up, and I needed a soul release from a touch other than my own.

Comms to even get the session were ridiculous. Calls, texts, jumping thru hoops to prove I wasn't LEO (without compromising my true identity). Then an argument on when the donation would be given. When I finally got there and in the room, I'll be honest, for a lunatic in her 30's, she's quite hot and has a very attractive body.

Started with a bbj, where she kept moving and changing positions, and talking. And talking. And. Talking. Oh, and laughing (My Cousin Vinny was on the TV in the background, and she couldn't focus). Then it was decided the session was just going to be a blowy because "after all, it was only. 8, ya know?" (her words). I'm like, sure, not going to hassle. Just finish so I can get the heck out of here.

Another position change. This time, me standing and her on her knees, holding her head like bicycle handlebars. Never really face ducked someone before, but she took it like a champ. Never pulled away or anything. I have a hard time finishing from top, but surprisingly, I popped a huge wad down her throat and she didn't flinch. Got up to spit it out, I got dressed and headed to the door.

She gave me a hug on the way out and yelled out "Marco Polo" outside the door as I was getting in my car. WTF. I got out of there as quick as I could. I texted her after I left to ask WTF that was, and she stated it's to get the attention of her friend who doesn't have a phone so she can get a ride.

There's alot of detail I'm leaving out, because it's simply too much to type. Was it worth it? I got what I went for without breaking my pockets, I'm not dealing with LEO, didn't get robbed, etc. So I'd say yea, it was worth it. I'm going to try again in a few weeks. I want to try the veal this time, the chicken was great.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/new-video-posted-here-merry-friday-use-new-number-please-and-thank-you/42065122

[Tommy101]

She goes by a handful of names.

Her current sumo: https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/586-343-0370.

Previous sumo: https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/586-277-0532.

Saw her recently, has a small bit of an extra gut but nothing crazy, her menu is probably more open but I only wanted what the previous poster mentioned (SS BBBJCIM, spit).

Very safe new location, I wouldn't be wary even late in the evenings. The one issue is she (or someone she shares the room with?) smokes cigs, it's pretty potent in her room, would suggest leaving coat / hard to wash items in the car.

Its easy to overcome the smell of cig smoke if you need to. Just put gas in your car and spill it on your hands then when you go home tell your boss lady you splashed gas all over you and toss your clothes in the wash. Got to learn how to be deceitful in this game.

[New Guy Not]

Don't waste your time with this trash. She's a liar, thief, and will rob you. You've been warned.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/72393195#.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/s...-back/43004065

Stay safe..

She's been reported multiple times here on the boards.

[NightHawk247]

Hope it didn't set you back too much. She's always grossed me out a bit but since it's so dry right now I've been kinda halfway considering seeing her. I figured she's been around a minute so she has to be kinda good? Good lookin man, sorry to hear you got got.

Me as well. She is built very odd.

[HookerLover]

I don't post about good dates. But okay.

Why wouldn't you post about the good dates? You trying to keep the good ones only to yourself? That makes no sense on a board that is here to help guys find good and bad.

[DatyGuy420]

Hope it didn't set you back too much. She's always grossed me out a bit but since it's so dry right now I've been kinda halfway considering seeing her. I figured she's been around a minute so she has to be kinda good? Good lookin man, sorry to hear you got got.

I wouldn't say gross but she's definitely not a dime piece. But yes you are right about how dry it is. I'll text or call like 10-15 minutes after they post and 90% of the time never get a response or they'll text at like 3 am LOL WTF? I don't get it. Just had a chick today. Was talking around 1 pm then she went silent. Text me back at 730 asking if I still wanted to see her. I text back, yeah 6 hrs ago LOL. She just said oh sry. Fucking tricks LOL.

[EastsideYoung]

Don't waste your time with this trash. She's a liar, thief, and will rob you. You've been warned.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/72393195#.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/s...-back/43004065

Stay safe.

420.

Hope it didn't set you back too much. She's always grossed me out a bit but since it's so dry right now I've been kinda halfway considering seeing her. I figured she's been around a minute so she has to be kinda good? Good lookin man, sorry to hear you got got.

[SkinDogToo]

I don't post about good dates. But okay.

That is helpful!

[DatyGuy420]

Don't waste your time with this trash. She's a liar, thief, and will rob you. You've been warned.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/72393195#.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/s...-back/43004065

Stay safe.

420.

[DatyGuy420]

I don't post about good dates. But okay.

So you have good dates but don't post and let everyone she worth it? Yeah you're not a total DB.

[Member #6382]

One could believe that all of your dates are going to be a bad experience. Honestly, that review was a very hard read. Something tells me (looking at your other two reviews) that you might need to study this hobby more, so that you're not taken at each encounter.

I don't post about good dates. But okay.

[EdHemlock]

Post is down. Who was this?

She goes by a handful of names.

Her current sumo: https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/586-343-0370.

Previous sumo: https://sumosear.ch/images/phone/586-277-0532.

Saw her recently, has a small bit of an extra gut but nothing crazy, her menu is probably more open but I only wanted what the previous poster mentioned (SS BBBJCIM, spit).

Very safe new location, I wouldn't be wary even late in the evenings. The one issue is she (or someone she shares the room with?) smokes cigs, it's pretty potent in her room, would suggest leaving coat / hard to wash items in the car.

[CarDateLover]

Nothing new besides the name changes, but she gets the job done. Ss BBBJCIM vid for a 100.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...troit/72298575

Post is down. Who was this?

[Incognito1234]

https://detroit.skipthegames.com/fem...a/204265880138

This looks interesting but as always something just sounds to good. Any experience before taking the plunge?

She's posted a number of times. I thought someone had review here but I could be wrong (do a search). Post a review if you see her.

[HungaryMan]

The girl in the post from Jdoe1969 is a porn actress named Alison Tyler, who can be found doing an image search. An image search on Jade came up with nothing. Her Columbus ad is very subtle & stipulates certain rules, where most of the fake girls are very explicit as to what they offer. None of her ads list a price as far as I can tell. I only found her in 2 different city ads other than Cbus. One in Detroit and one in Miami. Most were in Detroit. No price is listed on any. If I knew she was advertising a 60 rate, then I wouldn't have wasted my time asking.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...umbus/72169704

Are you talking about the Jdoe1969 post on Dec. 23 at 23.13 ? She doesn't look like Alison Tyler to me. I could be wrong. Maybe there's a diff Alison Tyler but the actress is nearly 6 feet tall and thick. Alison Tyler pic: