Massage Parlor Reports

[JamesBlond007]

I was in the mood for a possible FS massage, and I'd been to soft touch a while ago for a qv, and heard it was on the table, so I decided to check it out. Long story short, it illustrates a few reasons why I probably won't do FS at AMPs anymore. Just a personal preference.

Place was quiet, I rang in, greeted by Hannah, a pretty therapist, nice rack, pretty hair. Gave her my 80 house fee, got comfy and had an ok TS. She was goofy and clumsy, so it was all in good fun. When I flipped over she did a little agressive tad pulling, but otherwise a standard TS. Afterward I was made to sit in a sauna for a few min, which I remembered from last time. It's unique for AMPs, and I found it pleasant on a cold day.

Back in the room I had probably the worst 1st half massage I've ever had. Usually it feels like a vaguely sensual medical exam, other times it's a girlfriend tier sensual backrub with oil. AMP massages usually aren't anything to write home about, and I'm pleasantly surprised when it's actually good, but this was just plain awful. No oil; I even asked about oil, and she said "later". Okay. Without oil is fine if they have soft hands, but hers were a little sticky. When she got to my legs, she was doing things that would have been fine with oil, but without was just tearing at flesh. It was actually painful. When she did apply oil, it was first on the soles of the feet (and only the soles), then smeared a bunch all over the back. Hot toweled off and dried. Almost no teasing.

When I flipped over, she started on junior, and I honestly can't describe what she did. It was like she'd never done it before and was trying some Mr. Myagi finger magic or something. She was wearing Daisy Dukes, and I liked what I saw, so I grabbed her by the waistband and asked her if it was on the table. We settled on 120, and just a heads up, if you want it you have to BYOC. I relearned the lesson that once the clothes come off, asian women tend to be rather boxy. Nonetheless, the pre-show was sensual, and she's tight. The FC is a little on the shallow side, and I'm not a huge guy. Pretty easy to bottom out. I popped, paid, and peaced out. Grabbed a candy bar from the mint tray too.

If I had it to do over again, I would have saved the extra 80 and let her blunder through a half-assed handy, but its all about the learnin.

[Pbarber307]

I think she is due back this week from Thailand.

I saw a FB video where she had her eyes and nose redone at a hospital in Bangkok. How's she looking now?

Here is the ad listing from yesterday and a picture accompanying the listing. I've added older pics for comparison.

https://nova-therapeuticmassage.bedp.../18117417.html

[Serpico99]

I was recently introduced to this site from Reddit. I'm not from this area, just visiting. I started doing research cause it don't seem to be as easy here as it is in my home state. I went back nearly to August and read a bunch of stories. I just wanted some new information. And I also was confused with the "donations". I don't know what $ . 4 etc. is. I also been on bed page. There aren't any 24/7 AMP like in ATL.

$1. 4 =140.

A lot of us just say 140 or 120 or whatever the dollar amount is. Using the $ and decimal point to denote the amount paid for services is dumb IMO. Causes too much confusion.

No 24/7 AMPs in the DC metro area.

[MrGiggles]

Believe her name is Ruby and her ad is posted on RubRatings. Saw her myself recently and had a similar experience. Generally I let the masseuse take the lead, so I'm not sure if any extras are available.

Wish the session lasted longer. I'll admit I'm more of sprinter than a marathon runner when it comes to finishing. The massage was about 30 minutes, and her firm grip made me finish fairly quick LOL. I was disappointed she didn't offer to continue the massage but I didn't ask either.

Ruby has a friend named Raya at the same location. Raya covered her face as I was leaving, so no clue if she's attractive, but I believe the pictures in her ad are real since I had a quick look at her body.

It's been a while since I've reported, so here goes.

Saw Noobie, a Thai masseuse in Herndon. Apartment area, good visitor parking. Text directions led me to the place, and introduced to a mid 20's girl. Pretty enough, with firm backside and top, though clothed. She works out. She introduced herself as Noobie (I'm sure I'm getting the spelling wrong).

Got a medium level massage, and it was very pleasant. On flip, she offered the standard finish, with no up sell. Very disappointing, as the roaming confirmed that she was built nicely. Even though it wasn't quite the finish I was looking for, she had a strong grasp of the situation, and I was able to end the session without much of a fuss.

If you're looking for a decent massage and an experienced hand, by all means. Look for the San Fernando area code, with the last few digits ending in 3299. If you're looking for the full package, this isn't for you. Trust me, I tried throwing extra $ at the situation, but was politely declined.

Damage $. 4 upfront. I probably should have clarified what was included in the bundle from the jump, but oh well. YMMV. Happy December why'all.

[RockSwithSalt]

I don't know what $ . 4 etc. is.

Click the abbreviations tab at the top of the page.

[SmittyJ]

Hey Smitty, I never knew Vivi was near Walgreens? XYZ is there now. I've been going to them for around 5 years at their current location, behind the shopping center. You are right about the rates, but they have never negotiated with me, they just take what I give. Who did you see when you were there? Jenny hasn't been around for a while. And why haven't they ever offered me a shower? LOL. I never asked, never looked.

XYz is the former location of Vivi. Time flies, I guess it may have switched locations many years back. The last 2 times I went to Vivi I had a taller, thin provider with long hair. I don't recall her name. I am surprised you have never been offered a shower, I suggest you ask next time. I have experienced both negotiations and no negotiations here. I have asked for more than NOVA but that is all that is offered (for me anyway). I tend to goto W message therapy over by the holiday inn these days. The damage and offering is the same.

[PomLovesThais]

I saw a FB video where she had her eyes and nose redone at a hospital in Bangkok. How's she looking now?

I think she is due back this week from Thailand.

[TheDrowned]

I'm usually a crapshoot patron (which is why I stopped reporting, because LOL, everyone can generally tell what they get from an acs), so I can only tell you what I experienced.

The owner is pretty open, so give her a call and inquire.

Called MMS and asked if the latina was working. She told me yes and asked me to come over.

Drove all the way there and saw an old Korean lady doing her best to hide old age behind copious amounts of plastic and make up.

I inquired about the Latina provider again and the answer unsurprisingly changed from a yes to a no. I probably could have called and asked for a lavish date with Marilyn Monroe w/ a request to snort a line of cocaine off of her tits and the answer still would have been yes on the phone. Go ahead and try that line next time and see if you don’t get the generic response of “sure honey come on over”

That's the problem with calling and why it's mostly a futile effort. They will tell you what you want to hear to get you into the door in hopes you'll stay despite the BnS, but I walked away and cut my losses.

[JustDior]

I was recently introduced to this site from Reddit. I'm not from this area, just visiting. I started doing research cause it don't seem to be as easy here as it is in my home state. I went back nearly to August and read a bunch of stories. I just wanted some new information. And I also was confused with the "donations". I don't know what $ . 4 etc. is. I also been on bed page. There aren't any 24/7 AMP like in ATL.

[BahhumBug]

Thought she looked a little different in a photo from one of her recent ads. Chalked it up to camera angle / filter at the time. IMO a gym membership would have done her better than going under the knife.

I saw a FB video where she had her eyes and nose redone at a hospital in Bangkok. How's she looking now?

[Kijimuna]

I saw a FB video where she had her eyes and nose redone at a hospital in Bangkok. How's she looking now?

[Mike85]

Went to Vivi 3 weeks ago. It moved from the old location across from Walgreens. Its near Wawa now and the standard is same, decent shower, good massage and NOVA. Tip negotiation depends on provider. .7 +.4 for the hr.

Hey Smitty, I never knew Vivi was near Walgreens? XYZ is there now. I've been going to them for around 5 years at their current location, behind the shopping center. You are right about the rates, but they have never negotiated with me, they just take what I give. Who did you see when you were there? Jenny hasn't been around for a while. And why haven't they ever offered me a shower? LOL. I never asked, never looked.

[BigPoppa2308]

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[TheDrowned]

Newbie to the area, any recommendations on AMPs in NOVA for FS. Prices?

Listen up kiddos! I'm about to spoil the magicians secret. When I was a wee little monger I used to browse the pages for data on the whereabouts of where I can find a good time. Of course as time went on I had questions of my own and only those wiser and more experienced then me had the answer. I knew I couldn't come empty handed so I devised a neat strategy where I would utilize backpage (now masquerading under various different projects such as bedpage) and find one of the many many advertised spas, usually one not often spoken of on the board, thereby taking one for the team (TOFTT). I would then fall asleep and dream of one of these chosen spas and after visiting this dreamland I would hop on this very board and spin a gripping tale of my experience for other mongers to enjoy and sip from like a delicious sangria at a socialites cocktail party.

Because ya see folks it's a party all are invited to, but it's BYOB. The more people that come bearing tasty drinks, the more booze we have to select from and the more fun we mongers can have. It's painstakingly simple math. But sometimes we get that guy who comes in empty handed. Drinks from everyone's bucket of beer has a good time and then leaves. Nobody likes that guy. We call that dude a douche. Nobody's going to lift a finger to help that guy when he's drunk and passed out on the street. Be the other guy who brings exotic drinks you can't find on the market. The kinda stuff that gets ya drunk real quick. That guys going to build up cred fast, and others will be much quicker on the trigger to lend a helping hand when he's got questions.

That's the trick. Go out there try one of the 110+ spas here that Nova has to offer and weave a legacy of your own.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[SmittyJ]

Smile in Chantilly? River in Centreville? Vivi Warrenton?

Went to Vivi 3 weeks ago. It moved from the old location across from Walgreens. Its near Wawa now and the standard is same, decent shower, good massage and NOVA. Tip negotiation depends on provider. .7 +.4 for the hr.